0:00 [Music] i think everyone here is going to love this one because it has such a sweet taste of irony in it it's delicious we love sweet irony irony tastes irony and it's uh it's a little new york based so that's always good okay i'm in all right new york times the newspaper oh has a column they called the hunt and it's all about like uh rent in new york finding places to live it's like that's what that column is like house hunting room hunting whatever finding deals well the columnist for that uh section of the paper is now being evicted and sued for 35 grand in unpaid rent oh what the how the ████ did it even get to 35 grand nuts bro well if it's new york and new york it's probably four months
0:51 yeah it could be i don't know five grand seven grand a month maybe kidding me dude yeah you could live in a box in new york and pay ████ seven thousand dollars a month yeah but even at seven grand that's still five months and that's the person that write the arc about how to find places at great deals and stuff that is definitely it sounds like experts these days experts don't know ████ all about anything in fact you should probably not listen to them but we should probably listen to them that's what i see everywhere what makes someone an expert if they're wrong they've googled something three times like jim crane like jim cramer paul krugman paul krugman who's who's an economist who's still employed all over the ████ place who's still revered all the place he famously said about the internet it's a fad it's not gonna go anywhere internet is a fad like that's like one of his biggest ████
1:42 predictions he's like the internet's a ████ joke and he's still never gonna make money on the internet he's still being nostradamus he bro he still gets awards he still gets revered everywhere like paul krugman says paul krugman says is there anything he's been right on though ████ if i know so the the best part is that this stories actually has a lot of levels to it it's pretty interesting so this uh the woman her name's joyce cohen she's the writer her and her husband both have this condition i forgot what it's called but they have like a high sensitivity to the noise so they lived in this house in new york and there was i thought their condition was plagiarism we're both writers we're just happy to be a plagiarist family plagiaris couple they'd probably be cheaper they um they had construction going on like near their house so they couldn't take it so they're like let's um live in a different location for now
2:33 until it's done so they go and they sub um they sublease an apartment from this guy for three thousand a month right the landlord does not know that the subletting is going on which is always a bad thing yeah yeah yeah yeah so they're subleasing uh after a few months the landlord finds out hey these two people have been subleasing i didn't allow that they got to go you got to kick them out uh so the guy who was subleasing it tells them hey landlord found out you guys got to go i'm sorry about this they refused to leave squat time oh no they refuse to leave and things get super messy they also stop paying rent and they started proposing to the um the dude the in-between guy who was subleasing to them they're like okay we'll leave if you pay us like this much what happened dude that happens all the time squatters
3:24 rights really do do this to people i think their sensitivity to loud noises is ████ that's what i think based on this new information i think that whole thing is a ████ channel yeah yep how about if you look at their faces all right all right let's go it's super easy to tell how people are sensitive to noise what if they're going like this like oh it's too loud yeah they're like they have earplugs all the time like shut up ████ yeah a little bit of empathy for these guys they look like squares they look like they look like the people that are sensitive to noise though she looks like she's constantly calling the police because the neighbors are too loud but then you can't refuse to leave and he looks like he got his dick cut off when he was 12. new york seems like a hard place to live if you have the noise yeah dude go to another city go to montana or some ████ wyoming has a really low population
4:14 is i bet rent's way cheaper than three dollars yeah so they also they actually did say no way we've we have been paying rent we've just been paying it into an escrow account what does that even mean they give them the escrow account that means that they wanted certain demands fulfilled in order to give up that rent money but you shouldn't really get demands like that if you were you know you're subleasing yeah you're suffering you're not even on the contract yeah why are they adding to the contract that's not even signing because i guess they know that they got the ████ in-between guy by the balls because he's gonna be taking the yeah because he's the the name on the paper and he shouldn't have been doing it in the first place so he's kind of just wrong are there any like squatter rights that makes sense if you are no there's one where you have to maintain a squat the whole ████ time you're there otherwise you have to get the ████ out really that's a that's true you can't just destroy the place so mostly
5:05 japanese people can do it really well okay because the ones where it's like they don't pay a single dime but they've like dwelled there or whatever for a certain amount of time even even though they're not on the papers now that's their property i'm like what the ████ and they got a home how themselves don't work this is ████ because obviously that piece of land or property is owned by someone else just because they're not there and someone comes in they get it now that's crazy yeah it is really weird and plus the the i guess this might be a cool thing i'm not really sure that in between guy that sub leads to them in the first place when he found out the landlord discovered it and was going to kick him out he hired a lawyer and said i'm going to try to fix this you guys don't have to pay for the lawyer i'll do it can we can we play a game yeah what's devil's advocate yeah how do we defend this from the squatter's point of view like in earnest
5:55 let me become a new york entitled son of a ████ hey no okay no not the italian guys those are good uh peter yeah no i still can't do it it's hard man i don't know how to do it like it's so hard well to be fair i guess if we were going to play devil's advocate do you have an angle well it's just the squatters angle they do have leverage they're they're the ones that uh have the middle guy by the balls they technically didn't do anything because from their angle the person who chose the sublease whether it was legal or not was offering them something and then the second somebody offers you something and then all right cool and then they take it away because of something that's not you're doing it's it is a little bit of like a but it's illegal so that's like me going like but but they're the ones that broke the law yeah yeah but it's the doors but
6:45 it's like this though it's like this hey nick can you hold this for me sure cool the cops come especially though there's cocaine in here he goes well i didn't know it was illegal they were just giving me this possession right it's like what the f it's like at the end of the day this thing what's in here is illegal like the source but what he's but what he's saying is that there's a victim here who didn't know and there was an aggressor who basically tricked this person into thinking that so that makes more sense that's why i want to do this exercise there but then they i would say that they need to just move out and they could settle that whole thing but just move out but that's not on a whim right it costs money to move out it costs resources and time plus they need to ████ find a new spot right like so that makes more sense it does make sense because in so like let's say in real estate right like um you buy an apartment building and if you
7:35 want to like upgrade it or whatever uh you know you have to kind of ask the people to leave right but then some people don't want to leave because they they're like you know my lease isn't up yet and some people also have the right depending on what state to just stay and then you have to pay them out to leave because for them they're locked into great rates uh like maybe they're paying a thousand bucks a month and they just can't afford moving because if they do they got to pay three thousand dollars a month for the same kind of apartment right so it's kind of customary to pay people to leave yeah basically you're basically bait you're helping them move because it costs money it's like a severance package so now i think we've presented this conversation up a little bit so it's not just one way yeah so the couple's writing case clause and we'll see you guys in the next video yeah i still don't think they have over here
8:25 i like what we could play another game where how would you kill these guys the difference is that but but like this game i think um due to the fact that they're sound sensitive pieces of s████ they're annoying i want to be mean to them why didn't they fill their house with those that those black like uh sponge things they're like bart has yeah the phone things like some podcaster people i guess it could why don't they do that why don't they walk around with ████ ear plugs hmm they're always cancelling plus the noise canceling headphones i did have a friend who was leasing a a commercial space and did not know that he was leasing it was sublease he thought he was listening directly to the landlord didn't know in this case it's been confirmed they knew so from the beginning they knew it was a sublease they knew it wasn't allowed
9:16 which means they they should be at least 50 liable yeah you know what i'm saying because they were just joining the risk too because what that's um uh what's the word for that uh corroborating corroboration right when you're already familiar with the situation you know that uh that's not something that should be done but you're like um this benefits me though yeah right right you're already you're aware it's split screen cooperative what about some good old-fashioned violence like hey you don't want to get out and then you just like grab their things and start throwing it out and if they challenge you you pop them in the face yeah spotter's rights man you'll lose that case old-school gangster style they have good calves you'll never ████ win my uh my ex's dad went to jail because he was in denver he had a rental property a guy moved in there and then
10:06 didn't pay rent was refusing to leave he went over there and uh kicked his ass yeah he actually kicked his ass but he also put him a knuckle sandwich a very key detail about how he did it was that he ended up finding all these like dirty baby diapers outside of the house and he forced the guy to eat one like he put it that's too crazy some ████ mafia ████ holy ████ i mean pay your rent pay a rent in denver yeah dude anthony said it's also just a funny thing to go to jail first i would would they get you for it's like i made i made my subleaser eat some baby diapers you're like that's hardcore you make them sound cooler too one of my tenants wouldn't pay up so i made them pay through eating ████ complicated but in this case it's kind of ironic because you freaking new york times columnist about this type of ████ how long does it
10:57 take to eat an old baby diaper probably a while dude that's gonna take like ████ four hours or something that's like eating a ████ styrofoam boxes you know the crazy thing is like in my mind i feel like eating this ████ is easier than eating the diapers organic you want some crazy i'd be like hey can i just eat the poop off and then like i don't have to eat the fabric yeah i will lick the diaper clean just don't make me eat the ████ non-biodegradable thing i eat the poop and then just squeeze the pee into my mouth because like even though that type of thing is is on his permanent record it actually like helps him out because it makes it more of a badass he does sales for like oracle and you tell some other guy that type of ████ open up him a little bit he's a nerd yeah wow that's expensive so it makes him look ████ badass right you're like dude i'm dope sign me up this guy's cool as hell yeah wait so he got out and he's just working for oracle he was always a highly like successful
11:47 like tech rental tech dude rental properties but then this guy yeah this guy wouldn't pay trash's house so he went off on him we gotta make this couple eat a ████ dookie diaper dude that's nice we know that a loud one allowed we know it's gonna be harder to find a dukey diaper under the biting administration because of the formula shortage am i right brother hey you tell him brother you
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