0:00 [Music] who is a celebrity that if they Endor something you would actually consider buying it Sydney Sweeney yeah you would not no you wouldn't you don't even know what she sells if she had her titties out and she goes vote for Cala bro J I'll see you guys Harris haris Harris Harris watch it does come out tomorrow flag if she no for real if she sent me a ████ video of like just titties right here and it said Camala Harris you directly a video ████ titties out bare titties Camala Harris American flag and then she went jig jig jig jig jigle like that I would have been like sorry Donald what if this what if she sent you
0:50 a video and it said boba time go by B time right fall his knees yeah ████ I'm going have to I'mma have to convert my store oh yeah I'm have to convert my store dude really oh my God why did you guys do that it's boba time boba time W key Oh Come on B time W key damn it's not easy to do but what I'd have to do is buy the logo convert the signage is it backstab all of my friends make all the drinks a little bit worse yeah make it worse have to change the marketing strategy too make it extra worse yeah make the Boba fing about doesn't she already have videos of her with her tits out like but a yeah but
1:42 sending a video to him specifically that's that's pretty wild yeah I'd even convert Hannah too I'd be like hey look look look look at what she sent us us yeah she goes I can't even vote I don't care okay they don't check voter ID you're going to go and ████ vote what if it just said bar Stow would you move the bar Stow if that's what I'm being asked you're loyal bro you're loyal first they I feel like her titties is like the eightball where you just shake it and then whatever it tells you to could be bont got to do it true yeah that's are the choices damn i e that's what that's it's just mandatory okay yeah wow you're
2:32 loyal dude that's a I mean that's I don't know that's the highest level celebrity endorsement Sydney Sweeney for you that's the highest level let me see damn what do you mean let you see here it's in your spank bank spank bank Cindy huh spun spun cind what do you think s you got to say something burning time it's all right it's all right no would you endorse it no sure bad taste I think for for me mine has to be like a product specific or industry specific like it's not it usually doesn't cross that way there go like if uh like Gordon Ramsey promoted new basketball shoes I I would give a ████ would that make you curious but if he was like this restaurant's
3:22 really good I'm okay cool that's your ████ that's true I get you so for me it's like more like product and person has to align and and how much so would it be a product and that so celebrities that endorse people to vote I don't give a ████ you guys are dumb as ████ boom but if it's politicians endorsing politicians I'm like oh ████ you might know some ████ but for you what right now a celebrity and the product they on the casuals they just had TJ Dillashaw was a UFC fighter and his striking was so ████ dope and I and I'll show you ████ receipts I was like dude this guy's striking is so ████ dope when it first came out I'm like where can I find a bang Muay gym I went on their website I think their head it was like in Colorado I was like it's got to be like n9th Planet I mean a 10th planet with it's like one everywhere and I was looking all over the place I couldn't really find one couldn't find an affiliate but I would love but then
4:13 because of his the way he didn't even promote it but I'm like because of the way of his style I'm like I got to find a Muay Thai gym like that but I couldn't that's true okay as soon as I saw I I became a khabib fan I just started wrestling all the time I was just wrestling I was like I'm going to grab same thing kabib I started Googling SBO there's zero SoMo schools in in uh California dang as soon as he started as soon as he started talking about his religion Nation of Islam I was like maybe I should start maybe I should convert what if it's something simpler what if he's like use this new Colgate would you switch toothpaste yeah you would huh yeah I would I'm I'm that kind of guy dude he would he had the he was promoting these these Russian energy drinks called like gorilla energy and I was like where can I find these in Russian let me let me tell you something okay so this is the this is the marketing Genius of the Sydney Sween right so this is the template okay wow
5:05 and then you go wow brought to you by Canada Dry uhhuh all right you buy that you're going buy it Canada Dry yeah and really thirsty all of a sudden brought to you by Cold Steel Knives cool and you buy that right ████ titties work on everything right you go brought to you by iPhone 12 you see that I got an iPhone 12 I'm just telling you guys he got this just works with everything honestly it really does it just works it does yeah remember they did the Carl junor Prett good remember they did the car wash commercials when you were young Lads ketchup and you had the hottest girls but honestly it's like it did make everybody I think that's when Carl junr was killing it the most and now it's garbage you go home and you're just you had a tough day you're tired you see
5:55 boobs everything's good that's true you're you're pissed off at something your girl flashes boobs you're all good you're all good wow you come back down to zero hungry you're annoyed whatever show boobs for some reason it's like yeah just confusion techniques when celebrities so awesome promote uh political you know mhm parties parties or whatever yeah I'm like you guys are some of the most stupidest people on earth I want to vote for the other person now does this work if I go like that for you I like I'm thinking about it now hey dude they only have 23,000 people guess what I'm going to be City liit 22 oh I'm going to be the extra one no earthquakes you started thinking about the pros a little bit I kind I kind of want to Bar sty a little bit
6:45 that is the best branding though right if you're like come to this town look at all the girls here that are hot yeah it is actually Jun be barow kind of has a ring to it now bar bro it's going to be dve year straight I've been on the fence uh because it's like way too expensive out of my budget but Sonos speakers they just released their new tech for their Ark Ultra Soundbar and they also just upgraded to the Sonos for I know you might eventually get it cuz they cuz they they absorbed and purchased a certain company that has like upgraded technology for a sound bble anyways you don't know ████ what is it called Arc Ultra Arc Ultra soundar and the sonus 4 anyways so if da Punk gets together to do a promo for it good and they're just like this is the future of sound's buying it right now
7:35 I'm buying it right now that's a good one damn that's a pretty good one okay yeah that's true because also da Punk is known for not really doing anything they don't want to do anything yeah yeah yeah they're no for that yeah when my favorite celebrity asked me to buy a ████ coin I'll buy it you know there's there's always like would you buy a kib s███████ no no no but there was there was a there was a controversy with this guy named Hamza chimaya he was an MMA fighter big name and uh he promoted like his kamza coin or some ████ like that God and then turned out to be a giant rug pull and like a whole oh my God that's so so I like oh well me that's trust that guy yeah but then they always find a way to blame it on the partner yeah yeah yeah do you do you believe the guys that are influencers right now and then they're like um like a fishing channel
8:27 and then they're like selling all these fishing reels and stuff those guys are the most suspicious to me yeah yeah but it's also so Niche that if you're into fishing you're like I'm down yeah you know why it is cuz it's like how much of those do you actually use oh yeah that's true dud when I watch a lot of food creators I like they have this like grill that they put where you could like heat your steaks up outside oh yeah it's like has fire from both sides it's like the Peter Luger style they just like broil it fire from both sides yeah it's super it's super high heat you put it in you take it out you're like it's like ████ 900° or something yeah so it chars really quick and and it looks like infrared right like and the tech is cool but then when you watch people use it you're like ████ I think I need one and you don't need one but you start to yeah you start to
9:18 automatically like trying to find space in your house like oh I can put it here you start to justify got a hell of space in my house you get one's going to get one did you guys all have the George Foreman grill no I never had it yeah dude ghetto version that like you had in college the best way to make burgers but then was George Foreman being a part of that did that play any role in you wanting it more I didn't really know who he was George for was that I wanted it so bad yeah I knew so I would watch Tyson fights right and I know like he would fight these guys but then like when he was older and doing the infer show I didn't know that was a same guy you thought it was different oh you can't you can't expect you you know it's like Jimmy John or like a common name like John Jacob or something you know it's like I thought George foran like I thought it was just a different older
10:08 black guy named George Foreman okay it made me want to get it when you see it and you see all the fat like it melted off like oh look at all this fat it was it was a pretty convincing it was a good product it started and he was good at selling it hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these lovely pieces on some of our gentlemen here these awesome Jade pendants or you may have seen the recent JK Adventure where we went to Jade Jewelers just remember that the sale is on now if you want to visit the J jewel. you can even find some of the stuff that our guys have had and way way more the selection is huge so make sure to visit the J Jewelers and check out what they've got check it out let's go yeah yeah and it's cooking both sides at once oh that saves time I don't got to even flip it it's just a straight cooking that is pretty clutch if you're making burgers or steaks you don't think
10:59 they have anymore I don't see it anymore do you see it I think they still have it h the I go to the ass scene on TV store a lot oh you know what I would I think what I would listen to like uh probably K-pop stars for skin care ooh that's pretty good cuz you see them you're like dude did they look like that I'm f everything they do question how do you know they use it yeah how do you know dude I guess you never know it's true because it's it's indoor it's just their managers told them to I guess you have to see like how how long they've been with them but I feel like associate that with like you know you think of Japanese cars you're like oh yeah they're the best I think you associate Korean skincare as like the number one but P didy had a uh was always promoting uh Accutane oh yeah guess what yeah dude that was that was ████ up would you would you download a Max hallay antivirus for your computer malware detector no not not
11:50 what I would as much as I love Max Hollow defeat malware in one hit yeah I'm like I don't even know what that means I have an apple you know what I like when I see people not advertising anything and they're always wearing it ah yeah yeah yeah yeah what you mean like they they like it legitimately yeah they just like it legitimately and then you ask about it that's the best you ever seen that thing how they always catch Adam Sandler wearing random shirts that fans give him that's cool have you seen that like at a meeting meet they'll give him this random ass shirt and then he'll just wear it that's tight like people people just saw him walking in IHOP or Denny's at one point and I'm like damn I want Denny's too now you know what I mean you're just like want life the reason that Mak you want that was definitely not the reason but he just made he made you crave it yeah he just like what you going to get brown in state when Trump was working at McDonald's didn't that make you guys
12:41 want I wanted fries honestly just seeing the photo made me want McDonald's but that's McDonald's effect with anything McDonald's makes you want I wanted to just work there I think cuz when you go up to the register you do see the fried thing right there always and I'm just like he I heard that fool eats McDonald's for like every meal have you guys heard the same thing about Warren Buffet too McDonald breakfast every day wait no uh Trump likes McDonald's and was it KFC cuz remember he had it catered to White House oh yeah when like the football players one any it was just all McDonald's and some other you know what's crazy about the marketing I was asking Tao one day I was like if you can have any meal you want for the for like lunch this like in the morning I'm like what would you want and he goes McDonald I'm like damn it's our generation every generation How do they do it it's like
13:31 crack to all of us but it is like it if you had to think about like one of the most it is so American like it is the most American also we still love it the same way we loved it as kids and if they're supposed to like follow us they're seeing the joy we have this ████ is probably looking at you cuz my joy I'd rather go to In-N-Out more than McDonald's and I don't go cuz now I go to every time I go to McDonald's in and out don't have a Happy Meal like McDonald's that's true the Happy Meal is it is you know what's trippy is I got to experience this with this girl like dated briefly who was from Sweden and her parents never allowed her to eat McDonald's one time in her entire life and she didn't have the craving and didn't even have any of the uh correlation with seeing it like that I did and it it was kind of sad when she ate it did she atat it though she never ate it she's never she's like so healthy that the side of it she does it looks like nothing to her wow because she does never had it she doesn't know
14:21 what's in there that's what happens when you don't when you get deprived as a child I'm salting right now thinking about the hamburger I couldn't I totally couldn't believe that like that's the dude that's like you and alcohol but I like it still I like I like having it to give to other people you like smelling it I like it I like administering I could smell the hamburger as as we're talking about it I smell any item in McDonald's and you could bite it and then you can just taste that bun it's a little sweet and it's kind of waxy yeah it is waxy and it's kind of chewy like it's got that weird like microwave chew to it does does powerlifting have the effect on you where because you like powerlifting if power power liting was featured in a thing would it make you more interested in the thing oh ████ yeah yeah so like if in the second Passion of the Christ if he lifts the cross like with a technique of a powerlifter no but one thing that I was like oh ████ was uh so Nike started
15:13 having a new Department called Nike strength oh yeah that's cool and I was like oh sh that's pretty cool I'm I wonder how to the culture they're going to be and on one of the posts they had this guy named Dan Griggs and Dan Griggs is like one of the best currently one of the best uh one of the first people to break the 1000lb deadlift barrier and I'm like oh ████ they know who Dan Griggs is cuz in our world he's huge but in the World of Sports no one knows who he is I'm like oh ████ maybe I should take a look at the Nike stength they did their homework cuz they hit the culture you know because like if would you be interested in like let's say they remade Blood Sport but every character was a powerlifter person from the scene would that interest you or would you be like that's whack no I like um Product Industry specific so if the if the karate guy was a karate champion I'm like oh ████ and a monkey guy was a ████ monkey Champion or whatever like
16:03 a monkey Champion a monkey Champion or the sumo guy was a former like you know actual Sumo champ I'm like that I like that I like that's so cool yeah I was asking because we thought a long time ago I was we were trying to write a movie with like me and Foo and we thought it was interesting to make a tennis comedy but all of the tennis players were DJs that were like famous at the time but cuz they this is before they were putting DJs in movies that's pretty funny yeah so we were like oh Steve like all these characters were actual Tennis Pros in this comedy yeah but then uh nobody liked it and now Ben Stiller is making a pickle ball movie oh he is are they all DJs in there no but it's like dodgeball oh that's smart cuz dude the pickle ball culture is wild right now yeah I mean people will just if it's pickle ball they'll just subscribe to why did that get so popular though Co I think I think
16:53 Co really went crazy cuz nobody nobody could do anything basketball courts were taken out they're like hey let's start play Pickleball let's get outside social distancing we could do that I I think like uh what's that guy uh Daniel Day Kim I I trust his I don't know why but I just like him so I'm like yeah and he's like kind of goated yeah yeah yeah I feel like he's still underrated to me so if I see him like wanting us to do something I'd be like oh I'll support because you're cool I didn't know he until I watched lost that his character was abusive husband you didn't know that his character was abusive husband in the show until I watch Lost I was like wow this not that good of a character he not a bad guy hey but if you don't like him that he's doing his job right yeah I still like him cuz that ████ should have shut up
17:43 yeah she had a coming so cool what about you Anthony if um if one of your dance Idols was selling a specific shoe would that make you a dance Idol yeah do you have a dance Idol what if like pop and P was promoting Dr sches or something Popp po Poppin Pete yeah Poppin Pete yo they should have really had a sponsorship from hush puppies or if it's drunken tiger or some ████ like he freaking I don't know has ray gun or something yeah oh Jesus you don't like drunken tiger no but I'm just saying it's not hitting for me right now what about Mr Mr or ████ Mr Wiggles is promoting ████ hair gel or something who is who is an actual celebrity that you like a celebrity other than like the da punks and like the I love Jackie Chan love Denzel Washington oh okay okay so what if
18:33 Denzel Washington was selling you bug spray bug spray I guess I'd be I'd at least be able to be like hey Nina hey this is the one dezel was talking about so it does work celebrity ████ advertis work they be getting our asses dude dude that's my favorite though when you have a celebrity like in a commercial endorsement on a product that's just ████ you shouldn't be doing that but in the in the ' 80s or 90s he had like the black black commercials you know the Japanese gum oh that one that's hilar but then like you know back back in the day they would have aist celebrities do beist commercials in Asia in Japan yeah like you would see Robert dairo with like a ████ can of coffee or energy drink it was so weird yeah the hell
19:25 that's hilarious yeah in Japan you you have all these American celebrities that for some reason they'll be on a billboard and it's some like detergent or like it's weird and I'm like did they just buy stock photos and then they got I guess it apparently it was because they it wouldn't hurt their career but the check was huge yeah I heard the had the biggest deals but then but then people here would never see it so then it's safe to do but then once the internet came through and you saw all those commercials like DiCaprio and stuff like with a freaking I think I think ifan energy drink I think if Killian Murphy Tommy Shelby did an ad for a new whiskey I'd be I would drink that too I don't even drink and I would drink it or if you did like a Pomade oh yeah a Pomade yeah that be or you just came out with a whole suit brand like tailoring ████ yo I'd
20:17 buy that suit for sure that's kind of like uh you know like the what's it called do ombr you know like uh the Breaking Bad oh yeah how they came out with the liquor but then they did it as their characters in a way oh smash I better hit huh yeah it did I mean oh dude if there was a real poos Manos that like y bro we're going there is a real one they do pop on sucks it tastes weird yeah they focused on meth yeah it's got a weird flavor to it has like a strange aftertaste maybe mine was just ████ with boo
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