0:00 So, you guys remember the story I told about like hooking up with a girl at VidCon? >> My favorite story. >> Eight out of 10. Not on her chest, just in case. >> LIVING THE ROCKSTAR LIFE. OKAY. SO, um she ended up being super cool, but it just timing was always wrong cuz like I kept uh being in like relationships with, you know, women. I know you think I date men, but it was with women. Okay. >> No, dude. Don't be defensive. >> You don't date men. You just ████ And then so like uh >> why don't you do a cand fly to them? >> A deep cut. A deep cut. That's so funny. >> But at this time I was I wasn't it was it wasn't single. I was technically not with someone and then like it was kind of this like li like purgatory. You know when you're just like no title and then you kind of were like you know I don't think it's working and then um so you
0:52 don't think >> purgatory sounds terrible to cut it off. Right. >> Yeah. you but but deep down inside you do like them, right? So you're you want it to work but then you're both kind of like not ready to jump in. Totally. >> So then at the time um I was like you know what she was actually pretty ████ cool and she's always been chill and she knew like I ████ dated and she's like I'm cool with it. >> You talking about VidCon chick? >> VidCon chick. So I was like VidCon chick let's hang. Right. And then like um we we hung out. Let's give her like a like a AK so we can like >> VidCon >> which is like Goliath like >> Goliath is cool. >> Yeah, she's big chick. >> Yeah. Well, let's call her Goliath. >> Goliath. I like that. >> So Goliath and and and I >> make her more attractive. >> No, no. Goliath. >> Goliath. I like Goliath. Let's go with Goliath. >> I'm with Goliath. >> We're doing a lot of fun ████ together. Whatever. Right. And then um the reason
1:44 why I didn't get with her is because um I was dogging her and then I get a text from someone that I was like I thought I was over with and like we're not going to be together or anything. >> I have a different Sorry, my bad. I have a different Oh, wait. Dogging her. >> Dogging. >> I was having doggy style sex. >> Wait, I have to have Anony's back real quick. And I don't like to do this, but it did sound like you said dogging her. >> Dogging. >> Doggying. I I get now. >> Yeah, I understand. Doggying. Yeah, keep going. >> I'm not getting pegged. I'm right. >> I do this thing where like I just still ████ but then if a phone like I'm just like, "Yeah, whatever." Right. >> Okay. Multitasking. Okay. Then I think when I pulled out the phone and then I
2:34 read the text, I was like, "Man, I know I'm ████ you right now, but my dick's FOR HER." >> WOW. GOD, no way. >> And then so I was like, "Damn, >> I was like, >> I GOT TO FINISH, YOU KNOW, AND I was like, >> yeah. And then uh afterwards, >> soup outside, soup soup inside, soup outside. >> Uh I had a condom on. So it was soup in the bowl. >> Soup in the bowl. >> Oh, soup in the bowl. Soup to go. Soup to go. >> Soup to go. >> Sick. >> So I I finished and then I was like postnut clarity. >> Yeah. >> And then we went to go eat f. >> Whoa. Noodles and ████ >> Okay. They were talking and then like I
3:25 think it was kind of mutual where I was just like, you know, like I think um I'm not really sure. And she goes, "Yeah, I know. We just hooked up, but like I don't really know either." I'm like, "I think we're just like really like solid like kind of >> I think we're just like really great friends." >> Like literally like that >> with your ████ nut in her too. It's the I think we're just like super tight friends. I think she was just she maybe we were on the same page. >> She wasn't interested in in making anything more out of it either. Huh. >> Yeah, cuz I think like the sex was kind of awkward, too. >> Oh, >> yeah. >> Cuz you're on your phone. >> Yo, before that, >> she's like, I don't understand why he's texting his ex-girlfriend or whatever. >> I can't think of one time I've had sex while I'm on my phone. Not one time. >> Really? >> So, good for you. >> News all the time. >> Takes all my focus. >> You check the news.
4:16 I just think you're a multitasker. >> I have my phone out to like I'm porno before. That's been really fun >> during sex. >> Yeah, during sex. >> Well, okay. I'll tell you why it was kind of awkward and I feel like we kind of forced the sex too because um we were just like in the room and then like it was getting there and I and then and then it was like, oh, you know what though? Like I think we should just give it a shot and like not we're just kind of like I don't know. Like I kind of want to do it and then we're kind of going back and forth. >> This is you and Goliath. you you and Goliath. Yeah. >> Yeah. Before we started ████ So So we were we were kissing and ████ and then and then and then it was like >> the chemistry wasn't like really hitting. >> Well, she was just like, "Oh, I don't I don't know." And I'm like, "Yeah, I'm reading that, too." Like, "Maybe maybe we got to like actually get to know each other." Like, it's always this pattern of like, "I don't know you. Let's f███." And maybe that's what was hot about it,
5:07 right? >> Yeah. >> But then um what ended up happening is like >> you put a knife to her throat. AH, you're ████ crazy. >> You're crazy. >> And Goliath's like, "Do it, ████ See what See what happens, b████." >> But, you know, like what happens is like you're two horny young people. >> Yeah. >> And then it's like, man, we're watching Netflix and ████ and she's grinding her butt on me and I'm like, "F██████ stop that ████ you know?" And then and then we start ████ around, kissing again, and it's like, "Stop." And I was like, "All right." I was like I was like, "Well, we're just going to ████ masturbate on our own and just get it done with that's that's where it started." And it was like, "All right, fine." So, we just get it out of our ████ system, right? >> But then like the masturbation turned
5:57 into touching each other, turned into ████ each other. >> Very. >> Why are you angry right now? >> It's a move. >> You can't tell me that's not a move. >> That's a That's a good move at all. >> That's a good move. That's what I'm saying. >> Whose idea was it to be like, "All right, you know what? Let's just start masturbating to get it out of her system." Who said that? I want to know. I want to know who's >> I did. >> We're just going to finger ourselves. >> Say, "Yeah, we're not going to get >> take your clothes off." >> I just wanted to Okay, so >> I'm not I'm not getting hard. Look at >> I just wanted to go. >> But as soon as I started jacketing, she goes this. Just put it in. >> Whoa. >> See, I like her. >> Duh. I like her. >> And you didn't marry her this time either. >> That's what I'm saying. What happened to this girl? So that text really is the thing that changed everything is someone telling you like hey I want to >> try it again. >> Yeah. Just I mean just like hey what's
6:48 up and then just the what's up was like >> this is this is someone you haven't heard from in a while. >> Yeah. We were just in a weird gray zone like we were hooking up but like I kind of like I kind I liked her. She liked me but like we just weren't committing to it and I was just like I don't know about this. >> I get that. That's just an unfortunate timing thing. I think we get that. It's just in the context of timing. It's like >> the realization was Yeah. How could that be so powerful during? But like that would be powerful in any other time. There's got to be somebody out there. >> Do you have a pretty strong connection with the text person? That's why >> that's that's the whole point right there. >> I think he'd be comfortable enough to like his jacket around each other if he wasn't. >> Hey, if if somebody texts you right now, there's got to be that one person that you would be a little bit like whoa. Like you know what I mean? Like everybody got that feeling for somebody. >> That's why I knew it was beyond sexual. Like it wasn't like and I was like you know what if I feel this way I should probably try it with them. So like it was one of those things where like
7:40 >> in I'm with Goliath and then Goliath >> Gorilla >> and I'm having a hella of a lot of fun but it's also this like there's no it's just awkward right cuz it's like yeah we hooked up before but it's always just been physical. >> Yeah. But incoming question from the fans live from the Discord by the way. They're wondering how you nutted on Goliath this time. >> I told you I had a condom on and I ████ >> soup to go. I did it doggy style and then I saw the text and I'll be like, "Oh, better hurry up then." And then, "OKAY, I'M DONE." >> Is that a downgrade? Because the first time you soup outside on her tits. >> Yeah. But it it got ████ up cuz I read the text. >> So that's why I was just like, "F███ this. It's done." Like, "I'm done. I'm I I already know that moment." And then so that's when I was like, "Oh man, like I don't know. It's weird." Like >> I don't like lying. Like it's just like it is what it is. That's why I think like it's been kind of cool where I do
8:32 hook up with cool girls cuz like I'm just upfront from the from the get and then they're like that too. >> How did it go when when you did talk to that other one? Did you tell her, "Hey, I was having sex with some other girl and I thought of you and that's why I'm here." >> Why the ████ WOULD ANYONE BE INSANE? RYAN, WHAT THE hell is wrong with you? >> What are you talking about? That's so romantic. >> Why the ████ would you say that? >> Just said you don't like lying. >> You know, you know how I know. >> That's honest. >> That's so ████ romantic. You don't think ████ want to hear that? >> I was ████ dogging this girl so hard. >> While I was ████ While I was hard for somebody else, my dick was actually hard for you while I was in there. >> You were smacking against this chick's ████ I thought about you and I I realized that I was ████ my life up. >> That other girl has no clue that that's what was happening when she texted you. >> I think if you hit that other girl up right now, you'd just be like, "Yo, I just want to let you know years later, this is what was actually happening." That'd be so romantic. >> The hookup girl never bothered you again
9:23 after that. She never tried to like, "Hey, I'm in town." That was the last you ever talked to her. >> Yeah. Well, I think we at the restaurant we both knew. >> I think we both like there was like kind that was kind of awkward, huh? Then Yeah. And then it was kind of >> Oh, okay. >> Like hit you up one time. She's not like, "Hey, loving the careful boys attitude era." >> Big stead. But >> nobody says that. >> How many How long did you So you got back with the other girl that wanted to try again. Yeah. >> How many years were you together with her? >> Not long. Did you ever nutt on her chest the same way? >> Fans want to know if you ever netted on her chest. They're asking that. >> I never really liked it. >> What? >> Nutty on chest. >> Getting your chest nuted on. >> There's certain things your chested on. >> Oh, that's happened before. >> What? You nutted on your chest? Can Can we save it for a whole 15? The hell? >> Yeah.
10:14 >> It hit the roof and came back down. >> Gravity like I was It shot upwards and it I my face. >> He nodded off his chest. Yeah, >> I just went by myself when I'm jacking off by myself. >> Dang. >> And then you rub it at your own chest. >> This is why I'll never get into business. Like I want to really get into business and start building stuff and then like it's just man these >> Yeah. You're not going to make the cover of Forbes anytime soon with this kind of stuff. >> We were our brand was in Forbes, but like I guess I mean Oh, that's entrepreneur. Maybe they're more wild. >> Yeah. Yeah, for sure. They they wild out with the font. I know. >> Was this the tallest girl you ever like hooked up with? >> No. The tallest girl I ever hooked up was like six something. Bart knows. >> I know that too because you told me about it. >> Six like the ████ that used to kind of beat you up. >> What's 6 something? >> She didn't beat me up. >> Well, we wrestled in our in our living room. That was pretty fun.
11:04 >> That could be 6'1 or that could be like 6'8. What's There's a range to this. What is 6 something? >> She's like 6'2 or something. She was like >> taller than Anthony. >> Yeah, she's tall. >> Torn's tall. >> Damn. >> And we're eye to eye when I sit on the floor and he stands up. When we hugged, when we hugged, my face was on her titties. One time she came to pick me up from the airport with her and her friends after the club, and it looked like two tall hookers were coming to get me. >> Her friends are just as tall as her. >> Yeah. >> Is she on a sports team of some sort? >> No, she did modeling. >> What's the shortest girl you ever been with? >> The shortest? Probably in high school, like a Asian girl. Like 5T. >> Yeah, >> dude. You got a good like foot and foot and two inches. You got good range. You got a good range, man. Uh, >> I prefer shorter girls, but I always get with tall girls to like ying. >> I know, but I don't know why I always get with tall girls. They >> Goliath's brother. >> Goliath.
11:54 >> Dang. Now we know the legend of Goliath. >> It's like Goliath and Davies. You know >> what is a Davi? What's >> that? >> David but shortened. I don't know. It was bad. Goliath. >> Little hack. Little hack. >> Sometimes I wonder >> what life would have been. >> But I don't care because there's it's just coming. I could come all the time. That's why we
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