0:00 Check this out. >> This morning, a Wisconsin woman is accused of posing as a substitute teacher and making lewd and disturbing comments to students. Amy Jones is charged [laughter] with six felonies after authorities say she walked into this Milwaukee high school and told the office staff she was a sub. She was then assigned to a class where students [laughter] say she used profane language, racial slurs, and organized students by race and gender [laughter] in the class. According to the complaint, she told one boy he was fat, told others they were the types of people to have incest, and told one girl she would either become a stripper or a hooker. >> What race? >> What race is what? The incest? >> White on top. >> Yeah. >> Anybody could be the bottom, but it depends on how the girl was dressed. >> Oh. >> How old were these students? >> I got Mexican. >> What's that? >> How old were the students?
0:50 >> It doesn't say. >> High school, yeah. >> This case is very concerning as a parent. Um, certainly, you know, we send our kids to school expecting them to be safe and not um harm. >> Jones was removed from the school by the third period after students reported her. The 23-year-old, who's a former student at the school, told police she was bored and hates kids and [laughter] just wanted to mess around. >> WHO'S SHE DREWSKI? >> [laughter] >> THAT'S SO REAL THOUGH. >> SHE JUST ████ them kids. I was bored. I just want to go and ████ around. >> Is this ████ real? >> It's real. >> What? It's real. >> ████ >> Yeah. >> Listen here, dumb asses. >> That's so funny. >> the front, guys in the back. >> I want Jews over here. I want honkeys over here. >> She's that bored. That's funny, man. >> What's crazy is how uh some states are
1:41 like third world countries to other states. Like I can't imagine going to like a school in LA and you just show up, "I'm the substitute teacher." Well, come on over, we've been waiting for you. >> Can't even walk in some of them. >> Yeah, they'll be like, "Where the ████ is your pass? What the hell?" You know, like there was like all the but >> You got to go through the metal detectors. >> If she went to school there, she must know like it's like a home court I don't think I can go to Mark Ecko and go I'm a sub teacher and then they just go oh yeah, you're late to your class. They'd be like what? >> you'd have a decent chance going in saying you're going to do some kind of fitness coaching or lecture. >> I'm the gym teacher, I think it would work. >> I'm the sub gym teacher. >> You said you're the gym teacher, yeah. If I said I'm the gym teacher I get thrown out of there. They pick me up and ████ throw me out. >> like walked in looking as disheveled as that, that's hilarious that they let her teach. >> I don't know. I assume that that she looked a little better than >> She looked fire as hell.
2:31 >> is going on? >> What do you mean? >> What are heads? >> woke her up in the middle of the night. It's a raid. >> She went to jail, dude. >> Honestly, if this was high school though, like the way that we thought during high school and we were submitted to this type of thing, I would have loved to be one of the people in that class. It's just stories for days. >> That's funny, yeah. >> It's so funny, yeah. >> Yeah, we would have just cracked up. Don't tell anybody, let's keep her let's keep her. >> You don't get homework? That's amazing. >> Yeah, it's the third period though. >> That's insane. >> His school is so weird. Like how did they let that slip? That that really looks bad for their security though. >> Yeah. >> You think she started her lecture with listen here hookers? And since she's the fake sub, where was the real teacher? >> That's why I feel like this school must be like not like the the faculty must not be black. Cuz I feel like if she tried that at a black school they'd be like who the ████ is you? >> Yeah. >> Or like too trusting?
3:21 >> Like a small town. They didn't want to yeah, they didn't want to be like offensive or some ████ >> like really lazy and then when the sub came she was like oh there's a sub today, I'm going home. Teacher just goes home. >> [laughter] >> I like that she hates kids and she did something about it. She didn't just sit on her ass proactive. You know what I mean? [laughter] >> And she did something about it. >> It's like some people just don't do anything with it. >> a feeling a lot of people would be fine with people sitting on their ass if they hated kids. >> Please don't do anything. >> I'm going to do something about it. >> She does seem like she's just ████ though. >> She takes action. Yeah, she's not some like keyboard warrior and she hates old kids, which is fine. >> That is fine. Cuz it's not like she hates like 4-year-olds. She hates >> Yeah, if she went into like like elementary school kids who was doing this, that would be wild. >> I think hating teenagers is is a good thing to do. We should all hate teenagers. >> Everyone hates teenagers. Bart especially hates teenagers. >> Damn, also though, also Ashley, let's
4:12 let's take this for 1 second. Imagine you're a high school girl where popularity, the way that you dress, the way you look, it means a lot. And and then you got this 20-year-old fake subs like, "Yeah, you're a hooker." And just the rest of the class, they won't they might not say it, but everybody knows you look like a hooker. Everybody goes, "Oh!" Yeah. That sucks. That's got to suck. >> Getting called out by the teachers wild. Or thinking she's a teacher. >> I mean, that's what to Ryan's point though, like what if it's one of those things where you're like, "You don't, but you don't want to say anything." [laughter] >> I don't know. What would you I don't know. If If anything like this happened in your area, would it would it just be immediate everyone knows is BS? >> I had teachers that cussed that all the time. Like I mean, when you go to a ghetto school, you just have certain teachers are just rougher. But the students were rougher, too. >> I feel like the substitute culture, like
5:02 they would never come in and be more like mean than the regular teacher or more stern. >> Yeah, they're usually like like relaxed mode. >> Yeah, and they're like bringing in like candy or treats or something. They >> They roll a TV in? >> Trying to be on the good side because I feel like they're trying to get hired again to like be the recurring sub. So, I felt like they were always trying to be really chill with students, but >> They were always cooler than the normal teachers. >> Imagine your normal teacher chilling, this person comes and starts roasting you. That's sick. That is really funny. >> I really don't know where the actual teacher is. >> Yeah, that part. >> For that to fly for three periods? >> I assume there were other classes unfulfilled as well and they were just they just slotted her in. They're like, "Oh, thank god a sub came." >> That's what it feels like what he was saying that. One teacher was like, "Oh, damn, there's a sub? Hell yeah." >> We're organized today, huh? >> Do you think teachers still do that where they just pull up like Land Before Time and let you just watch? >> I hope so. >> Man, those are the best. >> And then like, you know, there's always
5:53 that one class that you could ditch to cuz the teacher just doesn't call roll and they don't give a ████ They just let you just sit there. >> AP Euro. >> AP Euro? AP classes? >> Yeah. >> a AP Euro? Was he ill in there? >> Dude, this guy, I won't say his name, but this guy was notorious like the way that he would go around and like put his hand on like the girl students. >> Oh. So, it was just one of those things where it was just like, all right, this is the weird one, but you could get away with random ████ >> What else he like you could >> Get a blow job in the back of the class and he's like, as long as you record it. >> [laughter] >> I don't know. It's just >> You were a Euro expert before you went to >> I didn't learn ████ >> Oh, damn. >> remember anything. >> I did a whole class in like ninth grade and I didn't know what that class was about until I understood what the words meant. So, basically it was called conflict resolution and it was like one of those
6:43 electives or extra classes. >> Just a nice class. >> Yeah, but I didn't even know what conflict and resolution meant. >> Yeah, you could have used it. >> You couldn't even process it yet? >> I didn't even know what the words meant. >> [laughter] >> So, I was in the class and the whole time I'm trying to participate, but I'm like, we just talk. Like, what do you do in that class? We just talk. And then there was [snorts] a lot of these babysitting classes. Like you had your regular, right? But I um what do you call it? Enrolled later. So, I wasn't like a part of the regular and then I just had some weird ████ classes because it was just like, oh, well, you know, those are filled. So, you just go in this. And I I was like, is this normal or do people pick like extra classes in high school? >> They're supposed to pick your classes, I think, for the next year. But then if you come in mid-year, yeah, like they just throw you in >> They just throw you in whatever probably has space. >> Yeah, I had like less than 10
7:35 classmates. >> Oh. >> Oh, ████ That's a small class. >> Jesus. >> That's why I thought it was one of those extra classes. Like it's not a mandatory. >> Definitely an extra class. >> Was everybody in that class Did they like speak English as their first language or >> Yeah, no. Well, there were there were It was It It was a >> Was someone wearing a helmet? >> No. >> [laughter] >> Was the Was the alphabet really big >> Were they pointing at carrots or something asking you what kind of ████ it was? >> Was the teacher a cop? >> Was somebody worried you couldn't chew your food? >> They would talk a lot cuz obviously looking back, it's like conflict and resolution, right? You're probably learning how to ████ talk things out. So, that's why I was like, "There's no There's no ████ homework. We just talk all day." >> That's the sickest class ever. >> Yeah, that's the most Yeah, it was super sick. >> Sounds boring, though. >> But, I Okay, well, what was cool, though, was my classmates cuz they would tell talk about their stories, right?
8:26 And there was these three guys and they had these players like crews. They had matching jackets and they would throw parties and then they they basically It was like You had to be a good-looking guy to be a part of this crew, right? And they had these letterman jackets. And then they they just basically throw these parties and then they have they try to have as much sex as possible. So, they're talking about like their body count and stuff, but it's like It's like players crews. >> Players crews? >> Yeah. But, I think it's a It's a It's a black teen like thing. I don't know. Like, we don't really have it like >> What the heck? >> Yeah. They're all black. They all They all look like jocks. Like, tall, handsome. They always looking like pretty and stuff. They're doing like pimp ████ Yeah. >> So, you went to school in a '90s teen sex comedy movie. >> Pretty much, yeah. >> He went to school in Not Another Teen Movie. >> Like, dang. All three letterman jackets?
9:16 >> you can take drivers ed in high school. Have you guys ever done that? >> I took drivers ed. >> Yeah. SJ had that and it was taught by the ████ oldest dude who's like so slow and he could barely talk. And then so he takes us down to where the car is at to show us how to change the tire. And then he's like, "Okay, we're going to learn how to change the tire." And because this fool was so unaware, hella of us just went to Burger King while he was like changing it. >> What the [laughter] hell? >> Cuz Burger King's hella close to the outside SJ. And then when he got back, he he we got back right when he goes And that's how you change the tire. >> [laughter] >> LIKE DUDE TOOK 20 MINUTES. >> To the sentence, dude, cuz he took so long doing it. We're like, dude, that's some miraculous timing. >> He didn't even notice you >> No, he didn't know. And we all got our our certificate. >> He's so old, yeah.
10:06 >> Oh my god. >> That's tight. >> My driver's ed teacher was ████ sick. He was like this buff ass dude and he used to wrestle on the American national team. >> Oh, that's tight. >> And this is like pre-UFC, right? So he was like always like kind of chip on his shoulder where like every when he everyone thinks real fighting is boxing. He's like if if a boxer WOULD THROW A JAB AT ME, I would just ████ take him down. Like he's like always like like how come wrestling is not at the held at the same esteem as boxing? >> Oh. >> He's always one of those guys. So he always said like if anyone could take him down in class and he's older, too, could take him down, he'll just pass your driver's ed. You don't have to come to class. >> What? >> You get a driver's ed certificate wrestling? >> IT'S NOT EVEN [laughter] RELATED. >> IT'S not even related, but I think he's so passionate about pushing wrestling. >> What? >> So there was this a black jock that was pretty jacked. He goes, "I want to try it." He shoots on him, just sprawls on him. This guy's like probably 250. Just smashes the kid into the ground and all
10:56 the kids are like cuz he's like the super high schooler, right? >> shot then. >> Okay, ain't none of us taking his ass down. >> Oh, dude. >> That's tight. >> What is it that his passion so strong? He wants to integrate it with driver's ed? >> Yeah, and he's one of those dudes with like he's like buff, but also has a big belly. >> Oh, yeah. >> But he always like feel how hard it is. And he would touch it and it was hard. >> fat abs? >> Yeah, but you're like what why is this so >> Yeah. >> Yeah, you're like why is this so ████ hard? >> [laughter] >> Why wasn't he either wrestling coach? >> At the school, I don't know. I don't know cuz he we had a different wrestling coach. >> [laughter] >> Maybe that was his foot in the door. He goes, "Well, I'll take that." But he really wanted to be the wrestling coach. Yeah. >> And my driver was like, "Dude, it was my ████ dad." And he's like, he'd be like, "Oh ████ Oh ████ OH ████ ████ ████ [laughter] BRAKE. BRAKE. BRAKE. BRAKE. F███." AND THEN HE'S LIKE, "OKAY, YEAH, WE'RE GOOD." And he's like, "You you realize you we almost just ████ killed us
11:47 back there?" >> [laughter] >> Like ████ like that. It was just the most stressful ████ >> dramatic. >> Yeah. >> Did you have Bible class when you were in school? >> When I went to Christian school, yeah. >> what it was like? >> Yeah, well, the one that I went to Tim with, Gardiner >> Valley Christian? >> We had a really cool Bible teacher. And he was the one that would take everybody fishing and stuff, and he won't touch them. >> Nice. This is That's a good >> was he was really ████ cool. And then um >> He won't touch them. >> Yeah. >> Or he's playing the long game. >> Mhm. >> No, [clears throat] but I don't actually remember anything from the Bible. >> Nothing, huh? >> No, but I just remember the teachers. >> You have to memorize so much stuff in Bible class. >> You don't remember >> goes >> Yeah. >> I had Bible class at the private school I went to for a short period of time, and that was the time I would always get time out. Cuz they'll they'll talk about, you know, like the whole history of like the Bible, this is what happened, Adam and Eve, whatever. And I'm like, "But what about the dinosaurs?"
12:37 LIKE, "GO TO THE CORNER." >> [laughter] >> DID YOU EVER HAVE IS THERE LIKE BUDDHA CLASS? Do you ever have to take >> Buddha class? >> You have to take classes to learn more about that stuff? >> At the temple that we went to, there was like Sunday school. >> What was that? What happens there? >> I never got to go to the water to the temple. >> got to go cuz I would see like my mom would make me do the adult sermons. And then outside I would see all these kids having fun. And they're doing like the kid stuff. And I'm like, "Why can't I be with the kids?" So I never I know they didn't exist, but I had to go do the adult bowing ████ >> That sucks. >> What are you trying to live life now, dude? >> Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, honestly. >> He's like the kid in the window watching all the kids in the playground play. "I want to go outside." No, you got ████ velveteen rabbit disease. You can't go outside. >> That sucks, man. Dude, even in the worst part of what you
13:28 have to do, you can't do the best of the worst. >> There's just kids running around doing >> funny there were normal kid alternatives for everything your mom did where all the kids did do like the daycare for Buddha. >> Yeah. >> And then you didn't [laughter] even get to do that. >> Daycare for Buddha. >> Did she not know about it or she's like you don't deserve it? >> I told her I'm like, "Hey, there's kids there." She was like, "Nah, I don't want to do that. You're not going to learn s███." I'm like, "I'm not learning ████ here anyways." >> All right, dude. >> No knowing his mom, she probably thought that it wasn't hardcore enough. >> It probably isn't. >> Probably. >> Or she probably would have saw like, "Oh, that looks too much like school. There's another chance for him to get in trouble." >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> But if he's if he's just like marching with me behind me, I can keep like eyes on him. >> I feel like she was right. >> She's like, "Fun? >> This fool's going to ████ ████ up. >> Yeah. He's going to burn down the >> Yeah. >> I probably would. >> the more we learn about Bart's mom, the more like she makes so much sense. >> She's the hero of the story now.
14:19 >> [laughter]
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