0:00 I would only have protected sex what do you mean she her goal is to get pregnant so you just keep wearing a cond first off I don't friends I only [Music] fans all right take a look at this photo and uh something what you think oh dude it's cool huh cool pck why does he look like Marlon Waynes kind of you think he looks like Marlin way the thing yeah that's the news a guy looks like Marlon Wayne Marlon Wayne's look alike does he have five babies mamas oh yeah they're pregnant wa dude that's where your brain went mine went to this is the first ever pregnant orgy cuz everyone's going like that all that they're holding their babies this is our baby daddy wow Bart see so he's Mormon what's the big
0:53 deal he's not Mormon that's why it's a big deal so this guy that's wild that they're all down if the chicks are all down Z will he's uh throwing he's thrown a baby shower for all five of the women that he got pregnant pretty much the same he came in them all in the same month he got good C wow he's very potent gu potent he got that good good high te maybe that's a new compliment hey man you got some good C on you huh how did he find five chicks that are all like all good with it you've got some reliable do you think it's okay here's the question do you think it's harder to find five chicks who would be cool with this or one guy who would be cool with this oh dude well it just depends does a guy have funds yeah I don't think they even care about that ████ he's a Tik tocker and he has rap songs are they good dude they're very I think if you look in the
1:45 lower IQ of areas you could find chicks that are down M cuz you'll be like yo check this out you don't ever have to work you just have my kid I'll take care of you whether it's real or not but if you spit good enough game oh yeah it's coming my ████ that's game I don't like that you said that right next to me you know arguably there are uh lower IQ zones and higher population densities so you dude might not be hard the thing is you don't need money once you're you have a kid and you're single the government takes care of you and then you get a check for every kid that you got I think he might have agreed to pay child support for them yeah but that's still not enough they could they're not technically married and everything's verbal you know like you could talk a good game but the follow through is where it matters yeah I feel like this is just a a tough situation like long
2:37 game wise I feel like this is hard so listen to this quote from one of them and tell me if your suspicions of low IQ are actually you better not have four syllable words coming out of these chicks yeah they all said Cornucopia eight times so she goes we can't change the fact that he's our baby daddy and everything happens for a reason we've decided to work together and our families are supportive of our decision we've accepted each other it's better for the little ones yeah I is really high but the same time they're you know what that's kind of smart actually they're just accepting like he cheated on all of us even if it didn't happen that way it's more like we got to ████ make the best of it we could be trifling ████ fighting over this ████ and making each other like you know have a hard time or we can boun like work
3:28 together as Sister Wives yeah that's just Mormon to me who here believes that it could just be a publicity stunt for cloud CL industry plan rap yeah if he's a rap Tik tocker and he just ████ gets like five pregnant people to be yeah that's very oh it's like a prosthetic they're wearing like they're not even or they're just random pregnant ladies that they just found and he just hired them that honestly sounds way more reasonable cuz it does say here that like if this is just a big Ploy then all of them are participating pretty well because like their big things is that there's no drama between them which might be the most unbelievable yeah no ████ way dude no ████ way yeah I don't believe that that's a TV show waiting to happen too show how many women five five yeah what if all the babies come out and they all look different they all look complet like completely different like there's no similarity like half of them are Asian yeah like the chicks also cheated on
4:20 them and they're actually other so there's more to this family now there's like four dads then you just have more seasons of that show yeah that's true that's true would you in any point in time of your life whether it's later now before agree to let's say you have like a really beautiful friend who's like hey I don't want a relationship I just want a baby can you please make me pregnant you don't have to pay child support and and then it gets notorized um if I didn't have a girlfriend yeah let's say you maybe and there was like a contract that I don't owe anything yeah really yeah I would only have protected sex what do you mean she her goal is to get pregnant so you just keep wearing a condom he he sneaks it on I don't know what's going on it ain't happening you you wouldn't go with that
5:11 deal if a if a girl friend of yours was like hey I really need a kid I don't want to go to the first off I don't ████ friends I only ████ fans second of all great line that's an amazing one man I hope your bumper big enough for that the reason why Empire's fall is because you have well it's hard enough to have one Queen and then you have a couple of male heirs that fight over the throne and then what happens they start stabbing each other up and ████ and then they divide within the family yeah it's even worse when you have hella concubines and now you have five sons from different ████ women and they all want a piece of the Empire it's even harder yeah oh so I have Joe's got an Empire 2500 $ to my name that's maybe
6:04 four zeros if you have a decimal after 25 but like if you if you want to divide up all of my wealth if you add everything that I got I'm not willing to cause that kind of drama for my family like I'm setting them up for failure right cuz people will kill each other for 500 bucks in his world oh 1,000% you know how much that ████ is in ████ that's more percentage than dollars right there he's like I got one ethereum that's a great that's a great stat there's a th% chance someone will kill you for 500 bucks that's a great huge it's a huge but it's 500 bucks with a decimal two extra zero okay they're going to fight for the inheritance the Empire and the power so let's say let's say that you did it right and and this friend of yours gets pregnant with your child they do end up minding their own business you're not
6:55 bothered at all what are some of the downsides to this in the long run if oh wait maybe I wouldn't do it cuz then the kid wouldn't grow up without a dad yeah or he would grow up with a stepdad and then he would turn into like the autistic kid don't care who you point to for that at me I was oh ████ I grew up in a broken home like damn dude and I had a lot of trouble up until like I was 18 you what you had a lot of trouble because that's cuz I grew up in a broken home oh so I had a lot of trouble other until I was like 18 or 19 yeah but look at all the successful people people that use trouble to become successful if it's strategically and intentionally a broken home oh yeah that could be a thing that might be loving actually it's more like a home pre-assembly isn't that weird like you don't see your dad but at night you hear your dad ████ your mom
7:45 you're like did Dad come back home again and then you're like you open the door is Dad here your mom's like no I've been sleeping alone all night like you sleep alone weird oh what's the situation saying cuz that's what you're saying you're saying it's a fake broken home right so in the daytime where's Daddy I don't know but at night just ████ all night long like How's Mama ████ my dad fake broken home sounds sick is that because she's dating me is that no it's ████ dad so it's cuz a fake broken home oh duh Ryan at home now I get it it's like broken home simulator yeah at night there's still really great software busting it down still busting it down yeah yeah I always felt like cuz I to be honest I did have uh an ex that I had broken up with and then she was like she wanted your c yeah because you cuz she
8:38 wanted an Asian baby but did you but did you say oh yeah you're Indian that's Asian but did you say like that's but did you say did you say can I can I just give you my ████ and you go get a turkey baster or did you say I ████ that ████ for you dude out of the two things I can provide the turkey baser is way easier couldn't I just do a two for imagine I'm like I'll give you the come you got to go fight a Rous cuz you got to still come into the baster yeah like I just come into you the reason I didn't wasn't so it was because I thought about the long run how do you explain that your kid's going to come looking for you someday oh yeah you know what I mean even if she finds a guy right after me and they just like you know I I do think that there is a difference between like for example in vitro children that like you know like a a mom who always wanted to have a child but doesn't have a life
9:28 partner and then goes and gets you know goes to the catalog inseminates herself artificially and then creates a child I do think that there's a difference between potentially I don't know I'm not an adopted child or a manufactured child like that if you will that's going to be like where's my father who my mom had a relationship with you know what I mean yeah that would happen yeah yeah so I think in a similar sense hypothetically if you were the turkey baster as Joe so eloquently put it you know donate your sperm to a person in need it's not the same as like where's my father mother yeah I think there's still might though I I know I I think there's a little bit I just think it's slightly different versus like if they were truly like together oh I see what created the child and the father bounced yeah yeah right yeah true I see what you I feel like it might only be like 2% off cuz I feel like when you're growing up you see all
10:18 your homies have par like you know Mommy and Daddy Mommy and Daddy Mommy and Daddy but like imagine explaining to the kid as they're maturing and be like oh like where's my like how was I created then it's like I went to like a sperm donor yeah is there you might not be like I need to find my father there's people that still do 20m me that she could have still I think she honestly like if we did do this she probably would have still had a partner the thing was that she felt like she was getting older and she's like I want to have a baby before she reaches you know yeah I get that do you guys do you guys have um kind of Chinese emperor Tendencies or like genas KH and uh uh you know Tendencies where you want to have a thous spread your seed yeah like there's a part of that but then there's also the other part of that where you're like that's a lot of responsibility yeah I think in society today yeah that's all
11:08 resp to be fair gas Khan I don't think he took care of all his children yeah but then I think for us we have that other side of culture where like we we're all raised to think like guys should be very involved yeah right like genas Khan I think that era was like oh I want her go get her do you find yourself feeling a little gangy sometimes yeah a little gangy so the iMed OT animal in me goes ████ as many girls as you come and ████ cream pie ████ and I think that's a natural man thing secondary animal also does and then the second thing is dude can you imagine a room full of a thousand babies like that's ████ dope that's like having like you're on the ground on the floor and thousands of puppies come up and lick your face that's a fun time that's a fun time right so you're just like holding a baby here holding a baby there and it's like
11:58 cuteness everywhere that's cool and you're like I did this these guys are my homies like all of them but I'm smart enough to know all of their ████ moms hate each other all of these ████ are going to be in their kids ears and be like one day you'll be king no one day you'll be king and then they grow up and then they're like ████ you I don't like you I love my mom cuz she spent all this time you're out there doing War ████ you were never home yeah they each have the model you're out there beheading people taking over Villages the story is I think the The Arc of the story is very true to present day you just take out the the you were out there all my sons are going to want want my attention right so all of them are just going to be like I'm the biggest Warrior look at me dad I killed my brother like but didn't you just say you're you're in the culture though of also being like instead of just like oh like I want that concubine or where you're also like oh but you
12:49 want to be present in your kids what are you also doing beheading people because I'm still gang is Khan Oh I thought you were just Gish yeah no no but G it's kind of like if I was in his I would have the conscience of Joe and the education of Joe but the power of gang is there's only 365 days in the year and there's a thousand children how the ████ am I going to spend time with all of them yeah true you can't three per day duh but then they're going to fight for attention see it's not it's never like enough dude having five kids with five different baby mamas at the same time is just incredible it can't there's no way that you think not as soon as you said it's a publicity stunt I'm like it feels like it might be it probably is Right feels like a very rap Centric type thing to do unless you're Floyd Mayweather but even Floyd Mayweather didn't even do
13:39 that and this guy is like on social media like he has a very he's like 2.5 mil followers it's almost like of course you know you know when you're with one chick and they can't figure out what to eat is it more chicks they can help each other figure it out or is it get even worse gets even worse damn cuz think about all these ladies they all have different personalities different tastes like how are they going to raise the kids they can't even figure ████ out it's even more confused hey if you don't figure it out when I'm back in 5 minutes you have to pay for dinner and then it's easy D who hold on that's a real hack did you think of that yourself when you have five baby mamas yeah it's in the rule books even if you have one girlfriend you're supposed to be our bread winner I saw I saw a hack recently that I actually used and it was really really helpful it's like when you see your wife you're just like guess where I'm taking you to dinner and then she actually guess like I'm I'm like no really guess and then she'll be like shaboo and I'll be like AB so ████
14:29 yeah got the reservation sweetheart let's go that ████ actually works 30 second combo I don't know if that'll you just has to do it five times yeah it's all different answers so probably like tell me ████ what is I ain't guessing I'm like ████ God you D that's that's how this goes these things don't work on you you ████ B you know why you know why we never had that problem before is cuz girls [Music] cooked
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