0:00 now Japanese and Filipinos were cutting grass and then the Mexicans took our jobs I mean I mean faster what you want a circle or a square [Music] welcome back to another great episode of the careful boys today we have Mr Jesus yes sir [Applause] homie in the Discord goes by the name of apple 89757 and you can only ask these questions if you're part of the patreon so make sure you join our patreon to join our conversations and ask us questions that's right and our lives check it out yeah so he this guy he he always has a lot of stuff to contribute so you might hear his name a lot but
0:51 today he wanted to know let's say that we had to exist in a totally different time period when would that be and what would you be like easy uh I already thought about this what my favorite time Tang Dynasty my favorite time period is um has always been early 90s oh wow laptop New Jack Swing ████ colorful ass clothes and pants and racial slurs are okay you know they're actually cassette cassette tapes and races bullied in the 90s pretty people pretty bad really bad freaking um riots you guys are attacked pretty hard yeah oh yeah we got to have guns at the liquor stores kind of cool I got you but you
1:41 guys are trying nice eye for an eye I guess similar simpler times are we are we the same uh ethnicity and everything we're the same person but it just depends on which era yeah yeah but you could also be a great way but it wouldn't be black though like you would have or what type of social oh it doesn't have to be really like what you're who you are now kind of no that would be possible because it's made by this era I'm gonna let you guys go but I know I already know I think about it every day where would you what city would you be living in though L.A I loved L.A I loved Atlanta damn okay yeah I loved Ellen and I think back then there was so few Asians you just have to do a little bit and you stood out and you were the guy you know I mean like back then like even with streetwear now right like you have Bobby
2:31 hundreds is forever industry where boom yeah like even like uh Richard Aoki and black panthers I'm sure there's other Asians but you just have to be just a little bit and it's like oh he's the Asian guy that started Benihana's are they dead whatever there you don't have to do too much you just gotta do a little bit start very hard so you just pop like now you got so many people gotta compete against you know how am I gonna compete against seeing moo he's all sexy and ████ and he just did music yeah I think and doing music yeah Rich Brian you got Jackson Wang you got all these ████ it's impossible not just Jackson but Wang but back then you just gotta do it I mean you only had to compete against Jackie Chan oh that's true and he's over there yeah it's barely wait does it have to be in America no it's anywhere up to you yep right that Marina doesn't even
3:21 do karate and he's the ████ sensei in karate kid that's true you never seen a new karate at all that's what I'm saying you just need to do a little bit so what's yours what's yours mine's no dude 50s 50s 50s I like the ████ Greaser ████ suits I like that I like the simpler cigarettes in the sleeves cigarettes in the sleeves I would be the guy ████ like with the hair and everything with the ████ little pompadour uh uh members only jacket the things I was just ████ fight because I would love to like be in fights and knowing that no one's gonna shoot me or anything it's just like it was like yeah be that ████ guy at the pool hall just ████ picking on ████ and ████ you can have a ████ and every ████ State because they don't have social media they don't ████ yeah they're not families dude
4:12 around you just uh you start a family at 12 years old you know what I mean just have a business I'd be working in like a construction like a lumber yard and just looking to get money's so attractive and uh gosh I just like the ████ idea it's simple we work hard you you work hard and then you go ████ have some beers and ████ it just you know dude yeah you're right nice if I see a hot girl I would go in there and actually talk to her and like like the the thrill of like trying to like Chase for a girl is like fun for me I was like yo that'd be fun now it's like you get too many of them I just like I like it when I see it I'm like yo that like the early 90s was kind of like that in a way a little bit it was a little bit I wasn't an adult but like when I wanted to talk to a girl like in high
5:03 school like in high school or middle school I was at the mall and I would just go up to her I'll just go talk I would literally have to go out there and talk to her and all my friends were like she's like no you're ready I was not that guy you know what's crazy I think you're beautiful 90s is 30 years away from the 60s just as far as it it's away from right now wait what because it's 30. so 90s is 30 years away from now and but 90s was also just 30 years away from the 60s so it's actually the same distance which was like four into our brain so the 90s is our 60s but 60 yeah but 60s feels so far away that does feel long right well that's the 60s right kids today yeah isn't that crazy yeah so I would like that I like to go to diners and just like you know yeah you put a nickel in the Jukebox and then you look at the chick that you like because you played this yeah you know what I mean just play some ████ oh man
6:02 [Music] I think you would do better in the 50s than we would though yeah I mean Asians would have it too ████ hard yeah get that engine out of here Mexicans had a pretty good Community already at that point though yeah I guess you're right well what are you talking about Asians and the Mexicans kind of like were the same yeah but we won't be able to enjoy a lot of the things you think so because you guys already got Desi right Desi Arnaz like he's already on TV where the ████ do we got dude what did you guys have no in the 50s we have Bruce Lee oh wait no Bruce Lee let me switch that up okay you guys you guys were agents were very smart no no are very smart I think about in the 50s they're worse we're in the 50s
6:52 don't twist my ████ words buddy but because we were over here just ████ working paying the house you guys were buying businesses you guys created your own little Community now we were picking strawberries bro working this long alongside ████ ████ have businesses like look at my private Chinese that's the Chinese that was in the 50s you guys owned that ████ in the 50s no Japanese and Filipinos were cutting grass and then the Mexicans took our jobs I mean if we did it faster we're kind of better hey you guys were doing some ████ decorating ████ like look at that ████ out of here decorating you guys are just trying to ████ make it outside the horses [Music] what you want a circle
7:42 [Laughter] and you would still be in LA in the 50s uh La would be cool I would like to like some like place like the Footloose area it would be in a small town but a small town dude I would Thrive at a small town I'd rather be a king at a small town a little ████ peasant than a ████ large town you know what I mean I want to be you know how many times too let me tell you something right now I didn't know how many times in school I've daydreamed of like what if one day I move into like a small town and you're like the king and I'm like ████ guy and every all the guys there are ugly and I'm just the hottest guy there and it's
8:32 all like hot ass girls but you know what I mean like it's a small town because I've been I've been to these small towns you ever go to like Disneyland and you see how that ████ you're like oh she's ████ hot with this like jabroni ass dude yeah but because they're from but ████ nowhere because they're from but ████ no he was the hottest guy in her Town yeah and you're like oh this is like hot as you can do but when you go to like a you know big city you're like you're around ████ it but I've seen this at Disneyland together and I heard them going like they lived in like Kansas or something like yeah oh like they got together in high school yeah she didn't keep looking good she kept getting hotter and hotter yes and you're like how does this couple work I daydream about me doing that like one day like if my parents like moved and I was like the hottest guy there and always go I have to just turn your girls
9:22 down like nah I appreciate it but no thanks like we can ████ but I don't know and it never happened but I daydreamed about that ████ in the 50s that would be a lot easier to do yeah no but they're more conservative and they ████ less yeah but dude he wasn't the right guy you had to go the 60s there was ████ in the 50s dude yeah you know you got a little just charm that I hope you like saggy titties and hairy ████ let me tell you something I'll just be over there cleaning my car and ████ just ████ that's all you had to do yeah he's working on something yeah working on the engine yeah just looking you know just ████ show some tricep okay then the girl walks by like wow the girls just like oh my God hey guys I think you got to figure it
10:12 out Joe where would you be I would be don't say feudal Japan no I would be a Bronze Age Merchant what is that what is it because all right like in the Bronze Age right like I would say like I would like to see ████ Egypt ████ before it got all ████ up yeah you know what I mean I want to see like ancient China I want to see all that ████ before all the cultures started like copying each other yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm just gonna say that too yeah I want to go down to ████ Cambodia when Angkor Wat was still in action like all these ancient culture trading was like like they were still trading and ████ right but then like the cultures were so distinctly different yeah yeah and then just seeing
11:02 how humans like here are living like this and then like you go over here and you just like it's a different world yeah it's a different ████ world that would be yeah pre-colonialism yeah that'll be that'll be interesting that's pretty cool actually yeah I would I would live in feudal Japan just because it's an Asian country but they had like some really different like ideas you would die inside yeah really you'd probably die pretty fast they were killing each other left and right beautiful Japan and they were like the best Swordsmen too like they were like I swear there was like it's like Medieval Times Like Japanese like like the Ninja Turtles like when they went to Japan exactly like that yeah I like that but yeah but no I like it the time where there was like Samurai around you know and like sword the blacksmith would make swords and stuff yeah you could be a blacksmith they'll
11:53 probably won't kill you or or like I don't know I don't know what my profession would be but I definitely would want to see what the world was like before that would be cool yeah but also that would be the suckiest way to die in a sword fight oh yeah dude but you died I ████ the honor all those people that died with honor you think anyone remembers them today so what was that odd or word who gives a ████ this ████ guy knows what yeah you step on someone's shoes and they just slice your head off it's either funeral Japan or a round when the Silk Road was forming where uh when the different cultures were starting to merge like just the very beginning that'd be cool yeah would you be Japanese or would you be Vietnamese I would be Vietnamese oh yeah but but hey you got two swords dude find it out they had their own um thing I think they had another
12:43 government it wasn't called Vietnam it was called Champa or something and then they were connected with Cambodia yeah and Laos oh wow I see yeah it's just a different time back then so I wouldn't want to see like how how did people live back then when when they're starting to be like imagine the first Asian person meeting the first European yeah but then they shook hands get horribly sick you get sick you get the black plague dude you imagine being the first person yeah you get super sick they don't shower get in shower yeah I like that I like what you're saying that is very interesting of like finding seeing the first time yeah but maybe and it also like the ████ the the pyramids I would love to see how that should while it's going on yeah oh wow the slaves are still working I know you're like so it is slaves that's how they did it oh no
13:33 another one would have been uh Jesus time when he was alive so you could see if he was a person or for real because to see the first like levels you're like hey by the way but that's gonna look so hard like everybody's gonna still talk about this ████ he's doing it dude and write those gibberish ████ up top people are gonna freak the ████ out dude it's gonna be sick yeah you want to be with Jesus in his homies so so I would want to be alive around the time like all the biblical stuff was happening but you want to be around Jesus to be like oh you're real or something like around a figure that now it's like how we can never know if they were realized oh Ron Hubbard like that he's gonna tell Jesus yo Latinos are gonna put you on their walls yeah it's crazy they're gonna draw you all wrong yeah they're gonna draw you all different with long hair what if you could do it and he literally goes oh hey
14:23 Ken oh dude right when you get there he's like what are you doing here what would you do what would Jesus do what would I do what would you do if he if he saw me and knew I would be like whoa this trip it's like running into your daddy's strip club huh what are you doing here huh what are you doing here would you go to 1970s Singapore you know what that's I was actually thinking like that would be kind of tight this should be around in the area around the time that moment it became its own country so I could see where my mom and my dad met and I'm just kidding stop it from happening stop it you guys can't do this I don't know why you guys can keep fighting I just start disappearing what the ████ um I think I'd be riding horseback dude just marched along a giant army and I look over and I see my commander-in-chief ████ Genghis bro and we're riding into it
15:14 you look like a ████ Warrior dude dude you want to be a Mongolian it would be crazy to see like obviously you know they did a bunch of you know pillaging and killing a lot of people but I think it might be interesting to see like it was right back then yeah that's that's that's big business back then yeah that's your conglomerate right there that's your ████ but don't try to invade Japan on song I'm saying you guys gonna lose because then the water's washed throughout history no but just to see like I think that would be so fast because I am fascinated by all the the Mongolians and the Huns and all that stuff like just to hear about the history and how they just took over the whole goddamn company did he have like a s███████ of babies and ████ okay can I say something it might sound races yeah no I'm ████ that's it say it dude is that why Asians look alike I didn't want to
16:05 what it's probably a good shot that's probably why yeah the genetics are the same yeah good shot yep I mean science behind it at least yeah but like a real answer for me to like actually live and have a life I think it would be somewhere in like the 80s dude yeah 80s really I don't know like how old would you be in the 80s like 20 years old in the 80s 30 years old yeah that's what I would want to be yeah it is I just think to the Future too and just music music in general I think music hits me forever technology is coming like a new stuff electric still first came in like synthesizers and stuff like that I want to be Miami Vice in the 80s was dangerous yeah right yeah yeah but I want to be in that show like I want to be one of the cops
16:55 I wouldn't mind living in like uh like an 80s but like a Midwestern town in the 80s I'm saying I was thinking about that why why Midwestern time they wouldn't watch your Filipino ass there but you could be racing ambiguous I would like it just maybe uh I don't know why I like the idea of like living in those like you know like where they have like ski resorts like hot dogs like Kodiak mountains I like that ████ yeah there's something somewhere kind of naturey right yeah but in the 80s and they have seasonal like influx of people and they leave right I like like you know how Yellowstone and ████ like that show I want something like that like where it's like cowboy ████ oh yeah I have my own land and my own ████ you know yeah but at least it looks cool like Mexican like white you look cool at doing that ████ Asians in the cowboy outfits it
17:47 just doesn't matter it just doesn't go yeah yeah I'm sorry Shanghai Noon I'll tell you a guy that changed my mind let me show you there's something there's certain things that that Mexicans like if you see them they just it's not that deep voice I'll show you a guy because a Mexican and a cowboy boo it's it's it works it works it fits like a glove because you're using the Rancheros but yeah an Asian dude in a ████ cow we should all be like nah I need to wear a samurai suit on a horse benefits that'd be gangster let me see no I'm surprised you didn't say you wanted to be a pirate back in the day where you were in living on an island or something uh he's Asian adjacent what's agent adjacent yeah like Hawaiian or something you know Hawaiians are like half Japanese half Filipino have some things you know how weird they are they look like Chinese but they're not really Chinese let me see where's it
18:38 who's this Asian Cowboy you're trying to find dude oh there's a picture with me that's not a good picture oh that dude this guy he's a cowboy yeah he's he rocks again yo what about 90s in Japan he's uh that might have been tight yeah well I mean he's Hawaiian that's why I said he's like adjacent uh he's a killer he's a Asian adjacent I feel like oh is she one of the dudes that Tim he works with Tim so he runs Tim's like combatives program Tim Kennedy's like he passed all the way around over there but he rocks a cowboy ass sick he looks very cool he does look cool and he looks like he looks like he can kill you yeah he can kill you I grappled with him he killed me he looks good and he's like Asian adjacent he looks more Polynesian
19:30 S I want to talk about like Asian when you look at him like Asian right off the bat God damn it that's an Asian man right there like in a cowboy suit and that beer dude yeah well dude it's crazy yeah I want him I want him to look like his name is Angus Wong or something yeah something with the long at the end kind of hard did you say yours Bart did you say yours 90 90s oh I would join you in the night I remember I don't remember it I would join you in the 90s as a cast of Baywatch oh yup that'd be tight yep I do miss the 90s sometimes but not like that like I lived it like what like honey honey I love the kids living in as an adult
20:20 yeah that might be kind of tight Homeward Bound you ever watch that homework watch your homework 90s was like the Pinnacle of like uh cheap action flicks too yeah oh yeah that's when like they they made so many of them when I think of 90s I think of like the iconic places in La like Venice Beach Santa Monica Hollywood Hip Hop that's cool because you guys grow up here yeah yeah but when I think of the 90s I think of La I can't think of anywhere else and I think of uh I think of the Pinnacle of suburb life before it took the 90s yeah that's true yeah that's true like the three ninjas yeah that's kind of like Palmdale when it was first built yeah and like kids playing on the street yeah and that was cool yeah 3 Ninjas was so hard that movie when you think of that you think of like
21:11 Diamond bar or Rancho Cucamonga like all the all those new ████ developments outside of L.A yeah dude yeah you see in the 90s Friday nights like tonight today it'll be like Blockbuster yeah yeah let's go to Blockbuster ████ uh Pizza Hut yeah the pizza coupons and it was like the way it worked in my family it was like one movie for the kids uh we get to choose the movie we want for us and my parents choose the movie that they want to watch in their room and stuff and then a movie for all of us so lost share the family movie watch that sometimes we're just like all right keep it going because we're ready to watch so we're ready to watch ████ American Pie like hurry up Dad and they didn't know like you know immigrant
22:01 parents they don't know what we're watching yeah so we're watching American Pie we're learning about like all this ████ you know like when I was watching American Pie that scene where she's like blowing up and then throws it in the cup and that's I didn't know what she was doing I was like what is that what's going on yeah I didn't get it I didn't understand what was going on why is she kissing him yeah do you get it now you guys remember like the book clubs if you read a book and you got like a free Pizza Hut like coupon and you get a personal Pizza yeah yeah dude what a promotion I remember that ████ well you go to pizza and they give you a little personal Pizza yo I need to get a pizza we were lucky to have the 90s Pizza when we did I know 90s was like you know if I would have known things were gonna change so much I would have enjoyed it a little bit more we were lucky to have life without internet like we were the
22:52 ones that uh were there we're the last people we saw I told my I told my brother this and he was like telling me like I was like dude I was there when when it started like we got to see the internet start there was no internet and then there was internet like it TV in the 90s was the best for sure yeah TV in the 90s was the best except for those damn commercials what were you watching in the night which we'll never forget now the ████ Fox like oh dude I was watching Mad TV yeah at a young age I was watching Mad TV there's a bunch which one South Park I never ████ herself South Park was late though well that was that was cable too yeah I wasn't really into it Celebrity Death Match oh yeah TRL and then ████ PRL no 90s is more like Baywatch and then um Warner Brothers with all the yeah Steve urkels and the
23:44 yeah yeah a sitcom family with Mr Cooper no oh Hercules I think of Hercules I never liked those those are two I never watched it but I would see I was really into ████ the Texas Rangers Texas ████ Ranger Chuck Norris Chuck Norris I think of Sinbad movies and I think of hanging with Mr Cooper Renegade the crazy Terminator movies were on TNT dude Terminator Charles Bronson yeah it's kind of funny like the idea of watching a movie on TV yeah oh yeah by
24:34 commercials like No One's Gonna see that again right yeah remember to get the TV guy yeah because then you're like oh it's gonna be on like 7 30 we gotta like oh you planned your day through that you had a plan a day do you remember tevo oh yeah and it was like it was like the most expensive thing so it was like everything oh I got a teapot oh you got a Tebow yeah I blew my mind when that came out I was like dude it's scheduled yeah my dad would be at the store and be like TV shows sometimes we will like forget to get like eggs because we're dead like look at the ████ eggs we're gonna watch the movie at the house that's what I miss is everyone used to just watch together like live TV or something went
25:24 down everyone was on the TVs together at the same hour same time I even liked watching movies from the middle you know that you turn on the TV oh ████ what the ████ what is this Billy the Kid yeah and you're just like watching it look at the barbershop like it's all kind of hilarious I didn't even know Bloodsport had a beginning Montage I showed him oh dude after the after that watch yeah yeah yes we're Dumb and Dumber like I forgot they were they were in an aspen I'm like oh that was like a chunk yeah I never saw that first part but uh going back to Bloodsport have you guys seen it like recently yeah dude holds up but it's so wild like it's just
26:15 like the the thing in the beginning with the kid yeah you're not gonna call the cops it's like it's so terrible oh dude and then there was this one scene where like he's ████ that girl and it's just a weird shot of his ass yeah like why is they say like like we action and he's just like like he says he lifts it up yeah and I'm just like bruh why was that why is there more of him than the girl a lot back then there's a lot of assets his older movies he always had the show with jazz so did Jackie Chan getting rock hard though when I watched it that's too much too in the 90s I didn't realize how Jackie was until I watched like Rumble in the Bronx he was in good shape like dude he should
27:07 have showed that off more but I think he was trying to play into the comedy side but probably yeah I look like too much of an obvious winner what's his name the the guy that actor what's his name Van Damme Van Damme movies my favorite was the kickboxer one yeah these movies were just like it just I don't know it was barges hit different kickboxer hits different yeah I just believed he was an ultimate badass yeah every Latino dad or at least my dad would always watch it I'm kick his ass and I used to tell him like he but they used to be like you don't think you can kick my ass and I'm like yeah Dad ████ him you're like you're like four foot nine and then he just is like ████ like I'll cook his ass [Laughter]
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