0:00 this is sick Jun oh when you walk [Music] down all right we're going to talk about something nice for a change are we going to draw something nice no we're not going to draw anything nice um what is a movie that every time you watch it it has a direct line to your inner child oh Back to the Future that's the one for you that makes you feel like kid yeah I like how come it makes you feel like a kid one of my favorite movies as a kid you watched it over and over as a child yeah and uh Michael Jackson moon walker oh really yeah because my friend's dad had like a laser dis player oh I had I saw laser disc too yeah and you watch it and then it was just it was really cool and then afterwards we would pretend that we're Michael Jackson all of us we
0:51 just pretend that you're the kids no we were we were just pretending that we were Michael Jackson so one thing you should know about him is he's probably the only person that we've ever met that believes Michael Jackson's completely innocent I believe he's innocent I believe he's innocent too I believe he's innocent too I thought he pretty innocent see what the ████ are you serious I was at Cory Feldman's house and he told me about how he was just I feel like he didn't do a lot of an abused guy and he just wanted to give other kids the childhood that he never had that's what I believe Cory Feldman is a pretty big proponent for but didn't Corey Fel wasn't he supposed to come out with a documentary of how it happened to him with other um other people yeah he was supposed to never did though right right yeah yeah but he was he's doing music stuff now yeah you know how real recognized real yeah I watched this one interview and it was with like other predators and they asked him like if
1:42 Michael Jackson was a predator and he go nah wow he was like no we know our kind he like n that don't like ████ whatever the way I like them it's pretty funny for that to be the deciding factor like like yeah Wayne Robson you had a ████ whole thing talking about it for hours but this guy said nah cuz real you're biased cuz you know way I don't know him like that well all dancers do and dancers stick to their own kind that's why what about the other guy get to the dancer we're going to freaking what about the other guy Wade probably had a bad dream or something I didn't even watch the show so I don't know a bad dream is ████ funny yeah probably someone played the wrong music had a bad night of dancing and he was like that happens though we we when you have a bad dance night you end up having mestation dreams but you just like dance off more like you're like I had a b bad dance you just like
2:34 dance off the Bad dance like I was going to dance it off I think you just find some sprinklers that are going off and it's just start I miss sprinklers yeah you know just just uh just not it you don't think he did anything inappropriate with any child I think he did some stuff that are inappropriate I don't think he went that I don't think to the point where he's like he had to kill himself wait what what he's adding a new story lines no I just I just think what he was doing wasn't what people you know I mean looked at him different it was just looked at differently oh so he's just misunderstood he just misunderstood I think R Kelly no R Kelly had to go bro R Kelly had to go but um MJ man I just I wish you were still here that's all me
3:24 he was always one I wish I would like saw him concert very very much he was like always one that that was like when I was little I not even like as a fanboy staned also but just like realistic could stand trial M I just think he's a kid that never grew up I think he made it for that reason so what's the movie that that makes you feel like a kid again rashar rashar makes you feel like a kid that's amazing you watch it how how old were you even watched it he's like 10 years younger than us that's right yeah so you were a kid when you saw Russ so I was a kid what did you what did a kid how would a kid feel watching that I don't know I was just like what the F this is sick Jun oh when you walk down you know that one that one scene where the girl was singing I was just like dang the Mariah Carey song I was just like damn that
4:14 ████ sick so you felt like a little Asian girl I just felt like Asian was no at that time I was just like dude it's okay to be an Asian guy oh so that helped you kind of like feel more included yeah no I was just like dude Jackie Chan's badass he's Asian look at all these Chinese gangsters getting it and then we're dude he's best friends with freaking Chris Tucker I was like this is a great movie and there's action I was like boom that I want my life to be like that and then the ultimate bad guy was the white guy so everything worked out good exactly it's based on true life yeah yeah that's my childhood movie right there just like Rush shower I was like where did you see it I don't know I remember my dad just turning it on I was like stuck I was like oh ████ that's pretty tight that it's rush hour for yeah it's Rush Hour what about you childhood mhm like a movie that I mean I
5:04 guess now you know taica is you guys are watching all the movies you grew up watching but what what movie makes you feel the most like a like a kid again the most like a kid I was going to say blood sport but because we've been watching it so much you've watched it more as an adult now right yeah so I put my kid on uh the movies I grew up on and then so one of them was Blood Sport and it's pretty cool that that was like one of my favorite movies growing up and then that's the one that he wants to replay every single night sick he loves it and he'll like watch it and he wants to watch specific scenes yeah I like uh and he like and then he started there's this uh this guy that fights Monkey Style yeah then at Jiu-Jitsu he started doing Monkey Style like his own thing and then uh even the cult will record him like he's like what the hell is this cuz he's like everyone starts like wrestling and Jiu-Jitsu like
5:55 this and he starts like this and he starts bouncing and the coach is like what the ████ and he sent it to him and then I sent the coach back like a scene from Blood Sport and he's like this all makes sense that's tight but I would say yeah I would say any Bruce Lee movie it reminds me of uh like my mom growing up she would tape my TV up so I wasn't allowed to watch TV Dam and then my mom would come home from work and I touch the top of the TV and if it was warm she whoop my ass and then uh but my dad was like super open with uh like he let me do whatever so my parents were divorced so when I would go visit my dad he would do all the like forbidden stuff like take me to McDonald's or he'll take me to the video store I could rent Whatever video
6:46 I want and then for my birthday we went to remember Sam goody so he bought me a uh the Fist of Fury Bruce Lee VH VHS oh so out of all the things I was able to watch if I was going to sneak watch watch anything it was that so every time I watch that I put that into the VHS go so fist if Fury over anything huh that that one probably yeah cuz I'm like that's the one that I watched over and over and over again hell yeah watching Chinese people beat up a Chinese guy beat up all Japanese people that's the best dude that's the one where there's like two of them right the Japanese guys there's like the guy with the longer hair and the blue ghee is it that one yeah yeah yeah funny all the all Chinese movies or the Japanese guys are the villains was that guy even really Japanese which one do you know how he's there's like two main Japanese bad guys
7:37 one of them has like long hair and he has like a blue ghee I think he's Filipino yeah cuz he looks really he looks really dorky so I was like any of those guys were actually cuz it's when they go to the do the Japanese dojjo right and then there's like karate guys and stuff yes yeah I don't think any of them are actually Japanese really the the main bad guy with the thick ass mustache he has to be Jack I don't know any other Asian that could throw oh that main bad guy yeah was it a real mustache yeah that guy had a he he must have been Japanese and then they had like that random Russian guy that they bring that yeah that could like Hammer nails through the wood with the is it the guy with the freaking yeah yeah they had good characters man and is that the one where they had this dorky Asian guy that I always like quote his line oh that guy yeah the translator this fool that yeah that guy yeah thaty I
8:28 think that fool's Korean or something I don't know did you want to be like that guy actually might be Japanese the guy with the red hair yeah know he's Chinese the guy with the red hair what red hair there's a random guy with red hair I'm like what the ████ is that in the middle I'm like why is that is that the what a what lovely day we're having is it that one is that the is that yeah yeah yeah that's the translator is a lovely day the guy with the red hair is like a looks like a Asian monkey he looks it looks like his hair is made of clay straight up Asian monkeys I'm not going to lie he does no ring yeah but it it I it taught me a bunch of lessons cuz you know when Bruce Lee runs away kicking ass uhhuh he ends up eating like a ████ ass fried guinea pig or something what fried guinea pig there's that scene where he's like oh when he's hiding yeah he's hiding right yeah you just hear the fir
9:18 crackling and then it made me go like oh ████ like don't be picky when you eat like if you're if you need to survive don't be picky and then so he has his like fried guinea pig or whatever the ████ he ate he takes one bite and then this is the part I always never thought made sense he hears a noise in the bushes and he just throws a whole food at you remember that scene where he's like it goes he just tosses it yeah and then hears something like what's that just just throws his whole meal away I'm like dude that's like throwing away whole Costco chicken when he just bought it just cuz you heard a crack a stick it could just put in his pocket or something it's that big this is this is the guy I thought was Filipino oh that guy yeah that guy looks I thought he was Filipino could baren he could be philippy I don't know I he's obviously like probably he's Japanese he's japanes yeah he's Japanese for sure easy ass mustache only Japanese
10:09 people got like facial hairs like that I guess you could be Chinese though that's funny what about you Jess what's your childhood uh I was thinking about it I was like was like Goonies but oh Goonies but that's a good then I was like Princess Bride but then decided on Harry and the Henderson Show the movie har Henderson wait that's a movie it's about Bigfoot yeah was there a t show did did did a movie come first and then they had a show I just saw the movie and it's I just watched that on repeat what I only remember the TV show me too yeah wow Christopher Lloyd I think is it no not Christoph movie okay I only remember the movie then oh wow it was like the only movie I would watch for a really long time damn I didn't know there was it's not even that great
11:00 but it's not even that one I have it I have it on DVD you love this movie really ████ love that movie I got to watch all the old school is it well it makes me feel that one makes me feel like a kid but favorite movie from childhood Goonies Goonies Goonies whatever we played pretend with with the friends that would be the move like hook that was one of them hook Jamal St Spielberg man Steven Spielberg is amazing yeah AR the Henderson had John litho as the dad that's who it was John litho from Third Rock From the Sun yeah and Cliffhanger did not put that together do you think kids do that like cuz you know how like we would all watch these movies right and then we would have like whole the whole recess would play like Lost Boys or something and then they would get
11:50 together and I'm like do kids still do that they do but Minecraft oh digitally online like what their video games are playing my fiance has a four-year-old son and this kid is just like yeah the Enderman I was like I don't know what you're talking about so I had to start playing Minecraft with him I was like this game's not great but yeah at four that's crazy yeah and he just he wanted to be a Minecraft character Steve for Halloween I was like I don't want you to wear a cardboard head dude like oh yeah yeah you're not you're going to R you're going to fall funny but yeah yeah my kid reenacts Blood Sport a lot that's cool but I don't think any of the other kids parents have their kids watch blood no probably not sadly they're probably like who's this weird kid doing karate he'll say in the most random moments like I we
12:42 were talking about he like oh if this only happened he just has to open his mind there's that one scene where um you know his his master shidoshi yeah like his son dies he doesn't want to teach jeanclaude vanam karate anymore and then he goes but you have to open your mind that's all he says now he trying to convince him yeah all Blood Sport lines all day he finds ways to sneak it into daily life such an obscure reference too like even most people that know blood pry well probably would be like what's that part yeah they know they usually know like you break my record I break you they know like all the meme ones but that's a in between them that's a deep cut you know what um all those movies like Police Academy Ernest like and then they would have like sequel after sequel after sequ like
13:32 seven or eight of them where the main character is already swapped out from someone else they have like all the eight Alias is gone yeah they would always play those on TV too all the time TBS and TNT baby yeah oh TNT like every time there's like there there are specific movies you have to watch it like every time Titanic was on I have to watch it every time Cone Heads was on I to watch it Titanic on TV with commercials must be like it be like days Cuts there's so much is cut out yeah like all like those runchi scenes are cut out oh yeah that's right there's all those Chevy Chase movies too oh yeah all national Lampo yeah National yeah what was your childhood one because I was doing the same thing I was trying to think of it and I was going by like my grandparents house they had vhs's at the farm so it was like at the farm wow yeah it was like three constant ones it was Sister Act jaws and way world yeah damn
14:25 those are all was the third one you said jaws and way way world is like my like top one of my like top five movies but it was always my grandpa and my grand like for some reason like we would watch those excellent for my brother and I like it was Miss out fire and then Fern Gully oh Fern Gully is really hard too dude I honestly I feel like Wayne's World cuz that was like a lot of like we'd be at the summer like Farm the summer yeah that was really like my goto oh I know one the freaking Land Before Time oh little that's like tears I know that was I think that was my first sad MO is that what talking animals or no yeah the dinosaurs talk that's when you realize that like they di I'm like okay that's Jurassic Park bro Jurassic Park ████ you up as a k yeah it messes you up pretty bad Godzilla go you used to watch Godzilla as a kid I love Godzilla I'm a huge
15:16 Godzilla fan yeah I love Godzilla I I want to go to Japan to go to the Godzilla Museum where you zipline into his mouth what that's crazy I never seen Godzilla I got to see it love well not the new one right I just I just like I really like all of them did you watch the new one that um of course I did that was released that we did get a lot of it until I like came on to Netflix like it was the sick one yeah it was only in theat that is sick that's all that's all I want to do I can die after that I'd be so happy did you know a god Godzilla could beat up a dinosaur I don't even know that because that taica Googled it cuz of the size yeah so Godzilla I think it's supposed to be 20 stories tall oh way bigger so it's supposed to be the ultimate monster was Godzilla in Rampage
16:06 you repeating info that you got from taica is really funny that's good damn Godzilla end on that did you say have a random fing kid
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