0:00 [Music] scientists have discovered bottlenose dolphins can recognize each other through taste how they lick each other so can we what the ████ they licking licking lift god yeah exactly you mean like you lick they they lick like that i've never seen your hair look like that yeah how do they taste underwater not exactly so what they do is they taste one another's piss come on really really disgusting so they pee and then the other one comes up and just licks it kind of like how a dog sniffs a ass honestly that kind of makes sense imagine like ████ follicles that are going through your like inhalation lungs and stuff like that but like when you're in the ocean you pee it's like gonna go everywhere in the water it's unavoidable so you've probably already developed an
0:50 immuno system that can like handle feces in such a way in the water the pee is actually clean you just demystified the whole thing and they don't drink alcohol or anything like that right yeah wow the wonder mythbusters baby you're under water and like you lick something if you can taste it let's try it apparently dolphins can i don't know because i've tried to drink seawater and it tastes the same but imagine like it's not just sea water right it's sea water and piss you've got like me and my anime dumping hawaiian punch on your ████ head oh and now you're gonna i think you get a little bit definitely taste that yeah just a little bit of wine punch so yeah dolphins um or pee drinkers pee sniffers real big time p drinkers not just that i mean they were known before for being also rapists so i think oh yeah yeah yeah and recreational killers that's what i'm saying yeah so i think they're canceled now officially for being pee eaters as well puffer fish to use as a volleyball they rape them all kinds of
1:41 clams and stuff they rape all kinds of different clans seahorses ████ up in this they're pretty gangster you ever seen killer whales trying to ████ with seahorses humpback whales have you ever seen those videos they gang they gang up on like baby whales and they ████ hit them like a torpedo is that the black and white ones yeah yeah the shamu they don't try to get the parents are the parents too big they just get what's easier like it seems like it seems like all wildlife they go after the baby oh wow like baby down probably tastes better the parents are doing tricks though that's the problem the parents are ████ doing tricks at the surface yeah not paying attention to their kids what's going on they're influencers they go on instagrams and stuff they're two but there's the emo s dorsal oh yeah yeah come on get that ████ out of here dude killer worlds are ████ gangster though yeah they are oh dude bro that's
2:31 scary anything in water is scary to me large large aquatic mammals are nothing to ████ with me no but i'd be like down for whales but like killer whales it's like even whales that should scare you like all of them can like can we all agree that there's no better status symbol than having a ████ killer whale on your swimming pool i want to have check out the house i got to kill her it's like y'all got my ████ killer where weren't there i own i own an apex predator right here i don't know right there that's my tiger until you want an animal black fish documentary white bang white bagel tiger no matter the ████ what yeah sick freedom roy's ████ it's not like rare nft one the hollow foil one yeah it's like whoa what would you name it what would you name it oh dude i'd name it i named it bengal big bangle dude oh my god you just gave me a sick ass idea so
3:21 i wanna i wanna invite you guys over to my house right and then i'm gonna have like a moat in that moat there's a killer whale but when you guys pull up i'm gonna ████ time this ████ out so when i see you pull out you're gonna see me going like this and then a killer whale's gonna push me up i'm going into the sky and we're gonna both backflip and go into the water and i'm gonna get up and say welcome to jamalia ████ that is why you are next level and i'm down here you're up here and i'm down here we're just simple men just another example you know what's sad though i used to always go to san diego to do uh sea world to watch all that had an annual pass and then i wanted to be in the front with the raincoat on my ████ parents hated it i wanted to get splashed and you see shamu ████ dancing and ████ and i was like oh that's free wheelie dude by his real name telecom it's free willy it's willie
4:11 it's shamu and free will yeah but they're also too busy killing the trainers over there telecom dude do you guys ever fetch him before that i've never been to sea world me neither i ████ did i got the ████ feed chamois did you get that did you throw it did you throw the sardines into the tank and stuff no dude i threw popcorn in there there were licorice in there bro do they still do that do they still let kids like ████ throw sardines and ████ like that ████ fish they don't have the dolphin no i thought like didn't they get like a bad rep after some doctor sure yeah blackfish i saw my annual pass i just saw him like ████ it last week i'm just saying back in the day as a kid you could go there they would bring up the ████ dolphins you like petting it's tongue and ████ you know yeah well didn't they spit in his mouth didn't they stop all the entertainment but they still have the dolphins really yeah because i remember when we got to feed the dolphins right
5:01 man they're they're like a gang dude they were so ████ up when they come out they're all ████ this one's got like a scar this one got an eye patch and ████ this one's all ████ up this one has no ████ thing does missing a finn's got a hook dude they're all ████ up they look like pirates of the caribbean has one goal you know it's like it's like when you're it's like when you're walking your dog if you've ever had one and then you see some white lady and then she's got a dog and then she's like it's like oh hey there's a cool dog she's like it was a rescue and you're like god you live react in front of her that sea world like whenever it's a rescue okay sure it is yeah rescued from wyatt you stole that dolphin you rescued it from a net okay yo but they're dicks though dude so you would feed them and then they'll just they'll get the food and get away from
5:51 me they won't let you ████ pet them dude you pet them a little bit and they snap at you and ████ they're depressed they're ████ dead speak to the ████ manager i wanted to pet a ████ dolphin i wish there was someone there that all the kids were like oh he's not coming mommy he's not coming tyler come over here that's what i kept hearing they got a big ████ stick and they pushed that dolphin over closer because i was making so much noise because you got a season pass yeah i got to see spencer ████ pass holder ████ look at it stick it on the glass keep looking at your piece of ████ and yeah they just just poked it over to me and i was like why are you so good at that who in your circles it talks like that your ████ wife does your ████ wife though that's what it's called why do i take this
6:42 why do you show up for the show the pass holders are different man they're more entitled seaworld one they spend big seriously legoland on the other hand what else is that sea world dude it's honestly it's the otter show so it's a bunch of shows like it's just they don't do as many shows now the penguin like like speedway or whatever you call it the arctic arctic circle i think it's like a yeah it's something like that it's the arctic circle f1 or p1 or something ever since the documentary they've been reducing the amounts of ████ really because it's exploitative so they're like they'll do like uh did you shut up they'll do educational presentations so they'll be like oh this is this thing and it does this but they're not going to make them jump through hoops anymore so it's not like an aquarium so it thinks these people will sticks up their asses dolphins and whales have to look at toys instead of getting to play with toys
7:32 yeah they just don't want to like demean the animals much it's more like they're mean have you ever seen the ████ sh when the ████ show and the otter and then the seal chase each other and they're doing cocktails that show was great oh it's the same show where like the the drugged up lions jumped through a hoop of fire and burns themselves i don't know if they still have that one i know that i don't know which ones they're getting rid of but i just remember reading that like most of the shows are not well like i think it's so much just because of things like the documentary where it's like oh we're treating the animals wrong but it's also like the animals had like after a certain amount of years probably killed like three or four trainers like maybe it's time to stop they'd be drowning in the trainers for you i was at a zoo thing in like the late 1990s and they did the lion ring thing when they set the ring on fire and then the ring got put out but just before the lion jumped through it and i was like i want to see the ████ manager
8:23 the rig master where are the elephants playing basketball i came to ████ watch the elephants these outfits getting the ████ ████ of three shoot at three it got put out where's the bear on the unicycle ████ that's a really weird that's a really weird thing to do light it up and then put it on it blew up oh it blew out yeah oh yeah lion's jumping dude i think i gotta i'm gonna have to move to thailand evolving because i'm i never got to see the barnum bailing ████ search i did i was sick see i never got to see that it was lit so i have to go somewhere where they still have it yeah circus the ones that have like freak shows and stuff everything is that they're carnival some of them they're the lady with the house they're all they're all different now like now it's all weird and like you know it's
9:14 but they don't call them freak shows now they call them like museum of oddities or something like that lame yeah they're usually the greatest showman with a hugh jackman oh really you know where they don't have freak shows though or west virginia oh because they just call them people everyone just like i went to the piggly wiggly i saw all this crazier ████ get the circuit come to town and they're like bearded lady that's my ████ mother is my bearded lady we're talking about my mom has a beard well am i gonna go pay money for this kid me yo have you seen the whittakers yes no oh i love that yeah bro and they keep doing have you seen like the newest ones wait what's the newest update it's probably one of the most inbred families in america it's the generations real quick we got the dolphins or piss eaters right yeah we got that it's not convinced it's it's the generations
10:04 of inbreeding yeah that causes oh i've seen it there's like a brother that barks yeah there's like yeah it's crazy dude that's all he does is bark but no it's like for real like i'll use it they're doing pretty good now though it looks looks pretty sweet and but yeah like i i just watched it actually like two weeks ago the newest one and now there's like three other people there i was like damn it's because they have like other family members that didn't want to be on camera that would come around and help clean oh they do look a lot better though it reminds me of the jackson wines yeah they've been getting a lot more money i believe yeah it's because the director of that house the soft white underbelly he he takes care of him he helps them out yeah and those this one episode they went to walmart together yeah i saw that fascinating thing and they ran into like that family member ran into family members yeah it reminds me of the jackson whites have you guys heard of
10:54 the jackson whites no like these like these um they were originated when like these indians used to live like near these mountains like near virginia and so um they like kind of integrated like the indians started ████ like runaway slaves and then like they became like these strange like albino um people that live in the hills and so like the crazy thing is like that was the story right that's like the legend that was told it's like in these areas like in these little communities it's almost like there's a stranger things going on we're like people like there's ████ up ████ going on like these people are living the mountains and it's ████ weird but like it was really just like they were runaway slaves who ended up breeding with this indian tribe and they wanted to stay remote and away from like civilization and so they were everyone called them the jackson whites in that area but they were white they were like
11:44 albino oh wow configuration and like like but there were all kinds of like legends being told about them like were like they were creepy because of inbreeding but because yeah because of inbreeding they were creepy and stuff and then maybe they had vitiligo people would say that they had like apple ████ sized heads and ████ like they would say oh no really all kinds of should they look kind of normal yeah i mean i could pull i could pull up some giant like nothing you described looks normal and then you go but did they look kind of normal albino vitiligo apple sized heads and i'm so confused they're like they're indian or are they white or are they black they're black they're black people that are albino right but that's what the legend is it may not be true this is true it's it's just that part of it's true right not all of this oh wow that's crazy
12:36 there's albino but then kids in the area were taught like you don't want to go in those ████ hills at night kill your ████ eat you and chips urban legend type stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah just like the whittakers they would say that ████ about the whitaker yeah it's all weird yeah they're like sweet people honestly though if i was like nighttime and i was driving and you wrote anyone you just hear like that guy barking yeah that's how he could be scared you gotta eat him first before he eats you one of the things i was watching like the other guy was like crawling and ████ and in the beginning i was like dude i'd be scared as ████ if like i walked across there if you didn't know who they are but if you got lunch with them and sat down with them i would still be nervous being around them honestly yeah like even right now you need to open your heart yeah dude you're that's judgmental yeah whoa dude whoa hey turn the cameras off hey dude what would shamu do that's what i like to say you do a ████ cool trick no i've never been
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