0:00 As soon as the show starts, he goes, "Oh, I got to use the restroom." You're like, "Okay, it's over there." Use the restroom and you hear like the craziest noises. AND HE'S LIKE, "OH, F███." >> He says, "Oh, f███." >> YEAH. Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. We got Nick the ear and Melissa Bonos with us. Bottom >> Nick, >> try to put yourself into your uh 20's single brain. >> Okay, >> we're going to list. >> You're not You didn't like those days. >> Yeah, she got a bad taste. And then uh we're going to list a bunch of different things that guys do and figure out if she thinks it's a turnoff or not.
0:52 >> All right. Um >> I'll go first. A guy gets your number and then texts you right away. Good or bad? >> Good. >> Really? No three-day rule. >> You're still there looking at him? >> That bad. >> But hour later, hour later, >> like after we've left. Yeah. >> Yeah. And I'm in. >> But what? But but what if but what if it's just like he texts you right away cuz you got the number just confirming this is Joe. >> This is my number. >> If you say it like that, that's weird. >> Really? Don't say like that. Just confirming this. >> Just confirming this is >> just confirming it's a real number. >> Text stop to unsubscribe. >> Hey, that's kind of funny. That's a turn on, right? >> Uh if it's funny. Yeah, I'm in. >> But if you're the first five minutes of me, this guy's ████ weird. >> Yeah. What if it what if the text Well,
1:43 it also depends what the text says. >> Yeah. >> Cuz if he's like, "What are you doing? You want to hang out?" >> That's weird. >> Right after. >> What are you doing? Can we hang? No. A good a call back to like whatever banter we had would be a really good one. >> What if he's like you up and that's it? Yeah, >> that's fun. >> I don't really I don't know. I >> want to play a game. >> I don't I never minded if someone like followed up or I didn't care about the like three-day rule whatever thing. That was just not If you're interested, I don't think you can be too much. >> Yeah. Just really just avoid all the ████ there. >> Yeah. If you're too if you feel like someone is too much, then you're not interested in them. >> So if he was like, I can't wait to marry you one day. >> Is that crazy? >> Like day one?
2:33 >> Like day three. Day three. Day three. And but you guys have good rapport though. You guys are like hitting it off. >> There's no rapport in 3 days. That's going to get us to marriage. >> Oh wow. Okay. >> Come on. >> Try it out. You guys, I think it works. >> I'm a romcom believer, huh? >> Yeah. Yeah. Guess no such thing as love is first sight. Okay. >> Okay. How about this? You're at a restaurant. You get your order. Um, it's it's incorrect. And you're like, "Oh, they got my eggs wrong." And he go and he calls a waiter over and he goes, "What the ████ is this?" >> No. >> No. No. No. >> No cheese. >> That's not hot. He's still He's standing up for you. >> I look I worked in the service industry for too long for me to I can't be around. It's a huge turnoff for someone to be rude to to weight staff or any >> even if it's on your behalf. >> I don't care. It doesn't matter if it's for me. It actually brings me more embarrassment if it's >> that is very embarrassing. Yeah.
3:23 >> What if what if what if it's first date, but you guys want to watch a movie or one a show you guys been talking about. You guys sit down. You have popcorn. You turn on the show. As soon as the show starts, he goes, "Oh, I got to use the restroom." You're like, "Okay, it's over there." Use the restroom and you hear like the craziest noises. And he's like, "Oh, f███." >> He says, "Oh, f███." >> Yeah. Oh, go. >> HE GOES, "NO, >> NOT AGAIN. NOT AGAIN. NOT AGAIN. NOT AGAIN." >> AND THEN HE comes out in like 20 minutes and then he just comes out like pretend like it's >> and he goes, "Hey, do you hear anything in >> He's in different clothes. >> He's in a bathrobe." >> A bathrobe. >> Do you continue to watch the show like nothing happens? Like how do you look at him? Do you go is he unattractive now
4:13 or? And he goes, "Sorry, I had to put my clothes in the washing machine. I had to do a quick load of laundry really quick. Do you have anything I could borrow?" Cool. If I use your washer, right? He's at my house. >> He's all, "Hey, can you take your whites out? I got to put some other I got to put some browns, dude." So, are you turned on or what? Would you be like, does that delay I guess the attraction or keeps it the same? Or >> he's not getting laid that night. >> That's so hard to answer. >> Can you recover from that at all? >> I think you could. >> That's so extreme. It's like an icebreaker. >> It's if it happens on second, third, fourth, fifth. >> It's chronic. >> It's not okay.
5:03 >> What? You don't like consistency in a man? >> If there just if that was just like a bad day, >> I could get over it. >> What if you knew he had IBS? Okay. >> Would that have some sympathy? >> I don't uh Yeah. >> If this did happen for real, would you prefer that a guy like own up to it and make it funny or that he just like you guys don't mention it? >> Definitely own up and make it funny. I'll always take that over all of it. Everything. I would probably be like, "Are you okay?" I'd probably ask. >> I'm totally fine. I'm totally fine, actually. >> No. No. Not while he's inside. Probably. >> He's like, "OH, F███." WAS LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT? HEY, the movie's almost over. Are you going to be out soon?" >> Yeah. >> I'd probably want to try and make him feel more comfortable. >> Wow, you're very nice. How do you do
5:54 that as a woman? Like, what would you say? >> Are you okay? >> Do you have Crohn's disease? >> Do you have Crohn's? >> Do you have Crohn's disease? >> Straight to that. I >> Oh, I had a cousin that had Crohn's. >> Oh, man. >> Did you just start making ████ up? Did you make him feel better? >> Think you're intolerant to gluten. >> Oh my god. It's >> not even like IBS. He goes straight to straight to trying to diagnose him. >> I think you have diverticulitis, my boy. Are you okay? >> ████ >> How is that comforting? >> I used to work at a hospital. Man, there's no way to recover from >> What if you got and the guy picks you up and then immediately he just has like it's not like super over the top road
6:45 rage, but you realize that like he has Yeah, he he's a cusser. >> Yeah, he cusses at people like ah ████ this guy's breaking me. Yeah. Yeah, he does. Yeah, >> I mean I cuss at people >> in the car. >> Even if it's first date, you're okay. >> No, I wouldn't do it first date. >> I don't think I would like it. I think it would be unattractive. Do you prefer first date to be like I guess show the best side of yourself as a first impression or just be as real as possible? >> Oh, >> like are you like interview? Do you think the guy should be the interview self or do you think the guy should be the comfortable self? >> A little bit of both. I think that you should be >> So guys, >> we want absolutes never win. You should be yourself but with some limitations. >> Oh, okay. I think that's a good answer.
7:36 Yeah. >> I don't think guys can do that. >> Yeah, you guys can't. >> That's how we we fail at everything. We fail at everything. >> I think that's why girls are attracted to ████ or whatever cuz they're like they they they they don't care. >> Like they really don't care. So then they go, "Are you okay? >> Do you have Crohn's disease?" >> Yeah, dude. So what? When you're when you're a teenage girl, you're like, "Oh, wow. He's so like chill." But it's like, "No, he's a narcissist." Or, "He just doesn't give a ████ about you, so he's relaxed." But then it's like fake confidence. >> Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. >> Would is it okay if a guy has oily hands all the time? >> Ew. Why? >> He's always like, "Hey, what's up?" >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh ████ Do you have a handkerchief? No. >> I don't like that. Yeah. >> Really? >> Oily hands. >> Well, you can't help it. What if you
8:26 can't help it? Yeah, >> I actually have kind of clammy hands all the time, so I can't hate on that. But oily. >> It's oil. It's not It's not clammy. It's just straight up oil. >> Is he a mechanic? >> No, he doesn't know why he has oily. >> Nah, dude. There's some problem. >> He has to put deodorant on him. >> Ew. No. No. Sorry. Sorry. I'm out. I'm out. >> Aluminum free. >> What if a guy is He's like really cool. There's nothing really wrong with his personality, but he he has to put foundation on whenever he goes out. >> No. But what if he's goth? He has a You need to put some blush on. >> But what if he's K-pop? >> It's the same shade as he's just like blending. >> Don't do it in front of me. >> What if the first 10 dates were amazing? The first 10 dates were amazing. And then one day you guys are like under some light and you're like, >> "Wait a minute. >> You didn't notice. >> Yeah, you didn't. >> Are you wearing found? >> That's how good it is. Your neck doesn't
9:16 match your face." >> I wouldn't want it to change how I feel, but I think it would change how I feel if I were being honest. >> Oh, wow. What if >> I think that's a good answer. >> You You were talking for a month. ████ amazing. Everything's sick, right? And then he invites you on a date >> and he's like >> inviting you to a drag show and you're like, "Oh, wow. That's unique." And you go and he's the performer. >> What the heck? So elaborate. >> I'll be right back. >> We were good until he's the performer. I I'm okay with other people being okay with that. I'm not. I wouldn't be okay with that. >> He's the performer. going to fire moment for just a second. >> Would be fun. >> Yeah. Right. >> And so you're there and you're like, "All right, so just a second." Go into the bathroom and he comes out. >> Hello everybody. >> What if he was like the main event? What
10:06 if he was like the best thing? He was the guy. >> I already said no. >> She can't say no. >> There's no pleasing this one, dude. >> All right. What if it's a What if he is fine in in every way, but he's a huge fan of K-pop boy bands? >> Like huge fan. >> Like the stereotypical kind that like kind of they're like, "Oh my god, that like >> Yeah, but he's masculine about it, right?" I think that's fine. Like he's like, "Yeah, I really like BTS or me." >> Like he's masculine about you. >> And he talks about the individual. >> I don't want him to say it like that. Army. I don't like that. >> You don't like that? But I like I'm okay with guys liking >> other guys. >> OTHER GUYS. >> That's not what >> What if he was talking about the boy band? He's like, "Dude, Jaquan's the best." And people don't think that, but like he's like arguing with it. Like he's like, "No, like people he's the he's way better than the rest of them."
10:56 And he doesn't get enough shine and he's talking about boy bands like >> I'm not mad about it. >> Really? >> And this is why you're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. And that's fine. >> You can't ask me a question and have an expectation, Nick. >> Yeah. All right. What would you do if you guys are driving? He's wearing basketball shorts and then he's like wellendowed so the tip of it just like flops out and you could see it. Yeah. >> Would you tell him to put it back in or you just pretend you didn't see it? >> How do you come up with this stuff? >> This has happened to all of us. >> No way that's happened to him. >> What? To him? Not me. I'm dreaming about what hap what happened to like what would you do? >> This is our first date. >> Basketball shorts on his first date. >> Yeah. you guys are going to go work out together or something. >> Go on a hike or something. >> Yeah. And it just it flopped out and you're like and you see it and you're
11:47 like, "What the hell?" >> If I noticed that he notices, I would say something. If if I could go under the radar and not say anything and he doesn't know, I think I would just let it go and call my friend after and talk about it. >> And what would that conversation look like after >> with with my friend? Holy ████ his dick was out. What if he does it in like a cocky way where he's like, "Sorry about that." >> No, I'm out. >> Happens a lot. >> I'm out. I'm out. >> But if he's just talking about science and he's really into it, but he doesn't even know, then you're just like >> talking about science in general. >> What does that even mean? >> Talking about guys science, you know? >> But also basketball shorts that short. >> No, it's just he's that big. >> That's That's scary. I don't think I would want that. >> Cuz that actually happened to me in real
12:37 life. Not me. No. >> But in boot camp, there's this uh we were all standing at at attention and this guy, he's a Native American dude. His name isG Griffin cuz he stutters. So he made him call good Griffin. He got called to attention and we wear these things called silkies, right? He walks forward to attention. It just goes and flops out and all of us pretend like we could see. You guys are all laughing. And then the drone's like, "What the ████ your name, sir?" While it's dangling like Griffin, sir. >> But I was like, if you stutter, but it's that big, it's worth it. >> Did the drill instructor say anything about it? >> Trade off, you know. >> No. >> Oh, he didn't even address it. Put your dick away, son. >> I think he was trying to He didn't I don't think he was ready for it, >> so his wit wasn't there. So, he had to just pretend like he couldn't see you there. >> Oh ████ >> He was intimidated. The drills. >> That's a major thing cuz they're so good
13:27 at >> They're so good. Yeah, they're ready. >> Broke them, dude. >> That was like right over the line for him. Can you not feel it when it's out? You guys can't feel it? >> I don't I don't I don't have experience. >> I don't know what it's like to have that problem, but I >> Mine's high and tight, dude. Especially when it's cold, you know. >> Yeah. >> Mine's like a measuring tape. You let it go. It just >> You got to put You got to put some weight to it.
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