0:00 it is a trip when you're like yeah you're like things are happening you just feel like oh I everything it's like a tickle game you know get [Music] you I think it's time that Jesus learns a little bit about a place called 99 Ranch Market have you been no but it sounds like I love ranch you never heard of it Market even once in your whole life do you know what is that the Asian store yeah let me tell you I love their oysters I don't know where they get on but they're H dude you get oysters over there yeah I get oysters at the it looks like a pet store in the back when I used to live in I used to live in Diamond Bar
0:51 and then I used to go there and I was just like where am I what town am I in what city am I in what do you how do you make your oysters you grill them oh I or you shut cuz they're so big I I grill them I used to eat them raw but then I grill them I put them in the in the grill cover them and they just open up and then you make a little Pico Deo throw it in there that sounds bomb yeah with a little bit of guac sauce like a guacamole like salsa salsaa lemon and you're ready for boning huh I I always thought it was crazy cuz when I was there as a kid my dad would be like hey look at this he'll bust out his keys and you know the gooey duck the big ass clam that looks like a uncircumcised he'll poke at it it just with his keys yeah oh that's hilarious smack like start going like that I'm like what the and then he goes
1:42 look at this and then like there'll be clams and he'll just like poke the clam and then the clam will like shoot the water and clothes and ████ and I'm like that's sick okay so you guys are intense with some of your Seafood right do you have you guys ever had like bloody clams bloody clams exactly you're not down I am what the ████ is bloody clams they're actually very dangerous for you but I I don't know I just realized that they're dangerous but I've been eating them like crazy when I was a kid and then like recently I've been eating them too what's what is it's a bloody clam it's a clam blood they're called P deas but it's called it's it's like is it got no they have the same uh thing that that creates blood like from humans that clam creates the same thing so here really plasma it looks like uh it's going to look familiar do you eat it raw yeah so yeah I eat it
2:35 raw I put l it doesn't look familiar so you you you squeeze a lime in it and it moves it starts ████ twitching and moves and then you just alive it's alive and then you you just eat it and it has like a that iron like blood taste bomb dude I'll take it to my eco Spa you guys can try you're going to be like holy ████ do you ████ delicious do you like brain tacos cuz I don't really I I love brain I got BR tacos in my house so I could bring them too see I don't know if I like the I don't like cesos dude they're the best what's the name for those cesos cesos really I like cza but not's good I'm down to try it do most Mexicans like bra tacos nah yeah dude yes yesos yeah that's legit that's when you know you're ████ real deal what's the got a dope ass Gita spot right here too I
3:26 don't know if you know that but right here in the corner dop ass Gita spot I was like holy ████ what's the brain right here the it's like a little like the guy makes it outside his house what animal what animal brain is it it's a cow cow oh yeah it's a rest don't do pigs we don't ████ with pigs like that because it's delicate you know the only thing is that the pigs is like you know you can get L dirty yeah H dirty I said that yes but this is ████ bomb but I guess like you can because it uh blood blood or whatever like it can get like um ████ uh poisonous it's uh no not herpes no it's a herpes hepatitises from a clam with how do you prevent that the lemon juice or no so they're saying that that's what could kill it I don't know if that can but there's this thing it's called like a I don't think lemon kills hepatitis condom
4:16 condom I've tried I've tried so there's a pocket inside of it it's like a it holds like all like the bad stuff the the blood it's a dunk like a blood clock like a baby kidney and it's a they call like Ana you just scrape that off and take it out and you eat the rest what that's a lot of some people eat it with everything and I'm like I don't eat it with everything I make sure that the GU is cut off wow holy ████ anyway this ████ bomb guys yeah I never seen that before I wonder I don't know if 99 Ranch Market I would be no they don't I I I went to this like Mex you got to go so a lot of a lot of spots don't sell it because it's so dangerous but there's a i of a connect of this Mexican guy that goes straight from that's in a garage and they'll do it no there have you ever have you ever have you ever 69 somebody in a bloody clam came down on your face no but don't wait for that to happen so yes that's the spot I've been there this
5:06 is 9 Ranch Market but we have something even better prepared yeah if you have a bloody clam from there and you 69 it you guys are wild we have 69 Ranch Market and it says here fear everybody same letters and this is You Can Get It Now link in the description box below woo you can get yours West Coast you know I only I realized only West Coast people know what this is yeah it's East Coast people they didn't know what the ████ this is in Arizona they do if they visit they'll know it's in every Asian City we had it in Black we got this in black dude the black is sick who came up who came up with 69 I want a black one dude what do you think disgusting forgot guys grow up I did
5:56 grow up so in commemoration of this release we are we going to discuss each of us when's the first time you ████ 69 oh that's fun that's fun let me see you remember the first time I do remember the first time yeah I do remember the first time and I remember going like are you sure I remember warning are you sure she was a little hesitant yeah it was it was with this cougar she was a little you know cuz I'm like do you like it in the first place no it's like I watch but I don't know if I'm that good at it you know what I'm saying and it's like I don't know if I got everything you know what I mean like if I got if you're not sure it's probably enough that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying and you said it was a cougar your first it was a cougar she was more about it cougar how old were you and how old was the lady yeah I was like 20 you know the thing that they don't tell you and she was like 36 wa you know what they don't tell you
6:47 about the the the lovely art of 69 what you end up waterboarding yourself with not only your own saliva but the ████ juices if you're on the bottom yeah you got that you know what you do 69 on top no that's weird you can here's the thing but she's going to be choking especially if you're a small guy when you first ever had someone go you do 69 on top what the ████ is wrong with no whoa what the ████ that's a that's such a drake thing to do Drake sticks his ass up top yo but like I'm doing a when you first yeah when you first do it it's like it was it's you don't know what's going on but after after a couple years you kind of get you're like oh I know I like this this is cool I know how to I know how to do it yeah but then if she's
7:37 really tall or really short it doesn't work either that was my first time the short problem M she couldn't really reach both ways but so she had to be here and I was like reaching for hers I'll take turns like this it is a trip when you're like yeah you're like if things are happening you just ████ feel like oh I got everything it's like a tickle game you know oh ████ I'm get you and you got that little thing just ████ staring at you you got to get that ████ what are you doing over there something oh my God whatever you want it to be brother hey use your imagination whatever you want it to be you know what I mean that's love that's that's a sound
8:28 of love all right let's move on to the believe all women believe all women how was it for you guys the first time you guys both it was it was the first and last time um really oh come on maybe we need to revisit it maybe we'll try it again revisit it uh but I remember I think at the time I was me and Tiff kind of weighed close to the same weight so I think that probably wasn't good were you on the bottom or I was on the bottom and uh you got crushed you know it just didn't feel good on my tummy in my tum tum it didn't feel good on my tum tum um he's like honey we just ate I'm bloated so so now now that I'm a little bit heavier I maybe we'll try it again and see if I have a sturdier base you know what I mean yeah we'll see what happens yeah come on t a little concave at the time have you tried a standing 69 girl holding guy yeah girl holding guy that's Ken's favorite yo that's Ken's
9:19 special move the funniest thing we made this joke like three times already where you flip the guy upside down and you hold him and he's got legs over your shoulder like that says it I always looking at cuz it's ████ you know why she laughs cuz that's her sign she holds them like this yeah ████ and then you're fighting over it so you just keep cartwheeling colen holds ankles dude that's what she holy ████ D this way like a bully I wish I was that talented she she's holding ankles back holy that's F he's so scared yeah you would be in charge of that ending 69 yeah that's how about how about you Bart 69 Quan oh my God I think the first time we tried it what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over there and check out all the beautiful stuff we have for you it's super duper
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11:00 you click that I think I was I think 15 or 16 I remember as my first girlfriend and we lost our virginity to each other and it was like where like you're just want to try everything that you hear about yeah yeah and then you're like so you try like the whole shower thing and then you try like try kitchen thing water sex is not good you just try to try all the stuff right cuz you're exploring and the best part about it is they scrub your back shower with me yeah you try like the kit I mean not the kitchen thing and you're just trying everything the kitchen yeah washing machine yeah ████ whever everywhere you try to just you ████ all the appliances dude the the ████ fest at everywhere it's like yeah that's the fun part I can't do it because I can't reach the counter yeah but that's when you got The Squatty
11:51 Potty you got to step up one I'm too short he gets to the kitchen he's like H counters are just too high damn it and then I remember okay let's try the 69 thing and then I think she was a inch shorter than me or 2 Ines MH and I think that still doesn't line up you know what I mean like it has to be like's ████ got nothing but chin on her yeah it's like it's like you do the take turns thing and then so like if if she puts it in her mouth and and you're just like missing you're like oh let me go here and then then your ████ Dick's all cold cuz it was wet and now it's just waving around you're trying to like and I it was it was it was one of those so you know what I think it is the first and last time too oh wow gun out here M mine was butt licking was the first left butt licking
12:42 why I didn't like that like you licked her butt no no come on you like toilet paper that's I'm Latino that's that's my go-to you start with that how we warm up say hello I ████ oh my God okay so he he licked your butt yes first B first you're a talker dude I don't like that you're a talker no uh yeah so when she did it she and I'm just like I don't know if I like that you ably he made that face dude I swear he made that face first of all I didn't like the fact that my legs were like in the you know mean like I don't like like this this's ankles are around his head like like this cover my face just vulnerable you can't look her in the eyes dude dud
13:32 and then just she's and I'm like all right and then when we're done I was like all right all right that's enough that's enough thank you just look at her thank you so much for coming I appreciate it you haven't lived yeah no feels vulnerable huh yeah but it was just like yeah like the feeling of like this started popping oh wow I got to ████ oh n cuz you I'm not cuz you feel like a puet huh she uses her tongue to control you and you're like no honey stop yeah cuz then you feel everything's like tingling you're like okay that's enough what the ████ what the just get all hard so you get mad when he feels too good sh yes you know this is not okay dude when you sh when you start like you can't control your ████ muscles and you're like what the
14:24 ████ no hell no it's a man ████ I'm in control always don't me an ecstasy like that are you okay don't ████ do that dude ████ it's too good anyways have you ever tried it clean it's it's overrated like shower secks overrated the question is have you tried it it's easier you sub it's easier yeah of course bath bath sexs yeah no9 n you ever have a match where it was like perfectly oh we were we're a good match we're ye and yang oh Ying we talked about no yeah I had the short one no no it was short she was short you never had a good match never a good match it was always left and right like you said dick was cold yeah I like taking turns but it's also great because you could get it at the Chinese market
15:15 what yep oh yeah wait what can you get at 69 really what does that mean I don't think you can can you I'm Weir I don't know I being my fair share of ████ lonely Chinese moms at the at the the grocery store wow what what is the fair share amount yeah like 2 and A2 2 and a half accidentally went to one of those like uh massage plac I like how it came out they jerk you off how' you like it well did it was an accident they jerk you off on accident yeah what you mean what do you mean they tripped and fell black extra large extra large I don't know that's extra large is that extra large yeah what you want boy I don't even know if I got one for you so yeah if you guys I was going to put on stage you can find them with the rest of our gear over at
16:05 God those things are ready probably going to be in the bio as in right and tell us in the description box below what your first experience was like at the Chinese supermarket what did you 69 there yeah I think we should I think we should go right now it looks good dude model that ████ hang on we should go 69 at the market right now let's go guys just so you know Joe and barter baiting on wearing these two the 99 Ranch Market and 69ing outside plain view of every that's hilar at the fish you can pick him up and and just ████ suck each other it's not a it's not a 69 with two guys two guys are L7 l i mean with you're long hair they're not even going to notice they're going to be like oh wow what if out of all the girlfriends I tried it with were not a good match and you and I just so happen to be
16:56 the you have to get married probably me friend I'm like my dick's not cold anymore neither's mine you're h i great we are perfect M like holy ████ dude so gay please guys support us by going over to merch labs.com and grabbing one of these shirts stay tuned check all the social media in case a photo comes out of them doing this we're going to go over right now and see if we can pull that off that that's pretty cool it's in Japanese too the ████ thing
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