0:00 all I'm saying is if there was one actually aesthetic thing that I could my body if I had a nice I'll be hyp let's see what you're working with now let's see guys you guys are going to shame me let's see where you're at do it and no arching Nach na oh you got a good butt dude you got some c a good butt you just brought that up cuz you want to show it yeah humo brag in in 10 years not very [Laughter] [Music] popular welcome back to careful boys we are very careful boys and today we're talking about what do you think is popular right now like what it mean I was going to say i' like to answer that I was going to say ████ being a ████ as popular right now it be it'd be funny just to like rattle off a couple
0:51 things I might like by the way I might like that mistake prompt better than the prompt we'll see let's just let's just leave it let's just leave it you want to leave it really well cuz the other one okay okay let's do pitch pitch room real quick pitch what do you think will be ridiculous in 10 years that is currently super popular oh I like I like all of it they're both good that that'll be at the the 12 minute Mark let's ask these guys what's popular right now we're all ████ out of touch and ████ Tik Tok popular oh you know what's popular right now uh ████ Timothy shamay and uh Kylie Jenner or whatever the ████ her name oh yeah they're dating right Golden Globes right they're all like looking into each other's eyes you think that stuff that happens is like a plant yeah could be like PR stuff yeah so premeditated they're playing a different game and ████ you know there's an actual I think there's like a roster
1:41 that they all like do like trading cards and they're like oh they're single I think their career would be great if they match up we have some homies we have some homies that work in the The Biz and they constantly talk about how like they think Michael B Jordan and Lori Harvey weren't even really dating no it's just it's just a plant one of them one of theom works for Lori Harvey or something they were like they would never even they would link up Pap razu would come by but then they would never like yeah hang out I mean that makes sense they got the news story and it's like if it's beneficial mutually and you're not in a space where you even are trying to like date or anything like that like who the ████ cares so who are we going to set Anthony up with so we get popularity my wife yeah okay all right I was talking I was talking to someone who me and Nick me and Nick I was talking to somebody who's like oh like I've been dating Michael B Jordan
2:31 and I was like I think you're just blowing him yeah that's a different scenario or like do you think like Nick Kon after kid like 14 is like I might as well go for the record you know what I'm saying like if I'm already notorious for it like what's another like four or five children or something like that so that I can guarantee like in the legendary history books I had like 19 bastard children or some ████ you know what I mean damn I guess I don't know I don't know what we mean no oh that's not popular enough then yeah not popular so Nick K is not popular he's not popular right now he could be popular oh he's popular for sure yeah you know what I'm worried about you know how a lot of people they'll get like a tattoo right when they're dumb and then like 10 years later they regret it and they're like ████ what about all the people that been chopping their dicks off or like cutting other ████ off and doing it back on 10
3:21 years later how do we know what about the people chopping their dick I hope nobody regrets that I know it's pretty popular though that's a thing is it's really popular it's the most popular it's ever been do you think circumcisions are ever going to go out oh that's a good question I wanted to get circumcised but now I don't anymore me too come on do it no no way dude when did you want to get circumcised last year no when I was a kid and all the homies were circumcised you felt left out I was like oh man I'm a freak that's Apparently one of the leading reasons why parents still do it yeah cuz they don't want social shame yeah they don't want their kid to be like in the locker room or some ████ and like yeah well they know my pain I saw everyone else's and I was like man why is mine got like a weird ant look I mean cuz when you're a kid everyone goes peed together right it's fun I don't really do that that much I
4:12 think dude you didn't do that kindergarten or like first grade like six kids peeing in the toilet bowl we had like six kids just peeing in the toilet bowl all right stop yelling at me about it I remember when it was like when one kid was like I got to go bathroom I was like I do too and then there'll be like four other boys we got to go to the bathroom and then we all went in to the same stall dude you guys can't aim back then you're hitting each other Friendly Fire everywhere oh you know what's probably not popular that's probably not popular now pee together yeah you you don't think kids are pee together like think about how shy kids are now together yeah I think people aren't as like tight anymore you know you know it's a weird this is like kind of a hot take but like I've been just seeing a lot of material about this and I don't feel this way because I love these dudes but there's a lot of talk about how when Joe Rogan blew up he made a lot of not that great comedians Super Famous and there's a lot
5:03 banking on that they won't be popular in 10 years oh interesting like the comedians that he that he that he put on are you just talking about Brendan shop well that's one of them but like there's a whole slew of like you know all of his homies that like basically like got put on are the main dudes right now like that yeah but but then now they're starting to like not fall off but like I think there's a lot of material that's like counterculture again countering yeah which I think is a natural thing that happens anyways yeah it always happens but I think that's a pretty interesting take you know something that's less interesting sure check this out um love to hear so confirm this for me but I've seen a bunch of random like Fitness memes and trends that are talking about how in 2024 the new trend for men is a nice butt a big butt oh yeah bro dudes are going to get some crazy cakes have you seen bar BR that's what I'm saying though he's like always leading the game yeah but is that a gay
5:55 Trend I mean like in the gay community gay is trending well gay is trending like butts though yeah they always like buts he's right remember like those those '90s and ' 80s like dudes with the high pants and girls are always like what stopping men from dressing like this today all I'm saying is if there was one actually aesthetic thing that I could my body if I had a nice ass I'll be hyp let's see what you're working with now let's see you don't have a nice ass let's see where you're at see what kind of you don't have a good ass guys you guys are going to shame me let's see where you're at do it and no arching no arching Nach na oh you got a good butt dude you got some cake butt you got a high and TI that's a good butt you just brought that up cuz you want to show your ass yeah humo brag in 10 years not very popular that's H funny Steve can we see your butt get in there dude we're in this bro
6:45 Steve's got a build bro you want you want to see something less interesting dicks only yeah you just wanted to show your dick I'd rather have a big dick than a big ass yeah do you know what I I think is going to be less popular in 10 years is uh oh God this is going to suck championing overweight Beauty yeah cuz they all going to die dude I think that's already happening right now I think in 10 years that's I think we're like kind of in the thick of it and then after some time it's going to be like o we shouldn't have done that you see that one viral girl's Tik Tok 11 that one viral girl who's like she basically took all these clips of like people that are like you know oh that's Blair white dude she's that's a transgender uh uh uh yeah that's her she she did the whole clips of she goes she's dead she's dead yeah yeah she's transgender yeah she's
7:36 hot what did she said yeah what ████ JK no where did she live where so she shows clips of different like uh people who are like oh I don't like they have a fat lifestyle and they love it and they're like all about eating and getting bigger and then she's like then the screen goes gray and she goes she died it's like all she basically goes okay she's a she's a radio host and then and then and and then like 3 seconds later she's dead goes this one's a fat positive this and that model she's dead got it yeah damn it's like six or seven like giant people and she just influencers he died too that's a good I think that's good because like what Ryan was saying we've been stretching the mozzarella like like we you go to a doctor's office right since we were a kid in elementary school you get your ████ BMI whatever there's like like
8:26 very objective metrics of body fat percentage cholesterol that stuff of like what healthy is or even the healthy average range is cuz healthy there is a range right and clearly there's uh physiques and metrics outside of this range and then we're so focused on acceptance rather than changing Behavior to get back in range yeah and it's like man of course people are going to die yeah that's why I think we're going to find the point where it's like don't make fat people hate themselves but don't make them love themselves too much yeah yeah cuz that's not healthy either yeah it's like it's that middle it's that middle thing it's like it is crazy though because even in the comments of like that video it the the comments are so polarized right like it's there's no in between right there's no middle ground yeah people are either extreme like yeah they deserve to die or some ████ or other people are like this is
9:17 ████ up because you should accept blah blah and it's like there's nothing in between there's not like one guy who goes in there it's like guys you know there's a certain range that is actually healthy so you know maybe we shouldn't like tell people that they should hate themselves you know what I mean like nobody's being practical even a really good-looking guy shouldn't love himself too much it's like either way it's like don't don't stretch the mo don't the keep the M you know yeah cuz even like you know the bodybuilders are competing at that moment they're like the most ripped dude in the in the universe but they even know that's not healthy either yeah they're like it's not even healthy to be that low body percentage it's not sustainable so it's like if we know that's the case on this end what about on this end I just don't understand people that are like I'm perfectly healthy and a month later they die from ████ heart attack and ████
10:07 it's like you're not that healthy yeah and it's fine if like that's your choice and you just want to like get as big as you can and die that's cool but don't call yourself healthy but don't preach it to other people like oh don't even bother like working out just be bigger like that's crazy to say some people are like doctors and they're like they're they're like the overweight doctor or something like that or beast doctor and they talk about how like it's okay to be obese for an extended period of time and it's like you know what's crazy this wouldn't even fly out a vet you know that the what it won't even fly out of vet like if you bring a dog that's supposed to be 60 lb and if the dog is like 70 or 80 lb you bring them the vet will be like oh you need to stop feeding them as much they're like what the ████ you doing to your dog yeah like even this would even fly out a vet come down on you like if you had like a buff pit bull and you couldn't see like the pit bull's like buff shoulders anymore the the vet would
10:58 be like hey we need to like curb some some of this food so I'm like if we already if we're objective with animals how come we're not even objective with because it's a fat phobic doctor I saw I saw a vet on Tik Tok who's like some dogs are just big it's totally fine it's completely healthy that's I saw that really sounds like Tik Tok is I'm surprised you watched Tik Tok no I didn't watch that ████ what are you talking about that's what I would expect to see from from this current where where do you think uh veganism is going to be in 10 years in the trash they're all going to be dead too yeah yeah yeah ████ vitamin B deficiency is where they're going to be the seed oils uh stuff is coming back now like all the talk about seed oil stuff it's like it's like being rained in a little bit that's actually good though because that ████ ████ a lot of people up the thing about the seed o I think they were saying that like it's really bad for you if it's like heated a bunch over and
11:49 over and over again canola oil yeah as long as it's not like um been overused like in frying oils then you should be kind of good but that's who knows who knows that's going to probably change a dude that's like red wine it's like red Wine's really bad for you red Wine's great for you have a glass a day what the ████ it all goes back and forth like red meat cholesterol and then they go wait cholesterol is actually really good for testosterone and all this stuff and they go saturated fats is awful for you for like 20 years and they're like ah it's actually fine you know what cuz it's like two guys writing articles that's why ████ there one guy writing an article and then you know gets a bunch of AD play on it those Stanley Cups are going to be out in a year probably I got I got one at the house right you got the peak one you got the pink one I got the 64 but it don't matter they got 10 years of Revenue in ████ one year I do wish they were a little bit bigger bigger cuz I'll drink it how many you got oh I
12:40 don't know but I'll drink it throughout the day and I'm like ████ I got to refill again that's why you get the 64 o I think I have a biggest n dude you don't got I think that pronoun stuff will probably be out of here you think so out of here it's so confusing so ████ whack and gay it's hard to keep up with well it's just hard to it's hard to like actually talk to anybody like if they're in the if they're in that zone it's hard to actually have a conversation I just think they'll grow out of it yeah that's true huh you probably will grow out of it cuz like I I can't imagine like trying to it's like trying to keep up a conversation It's like got to remember you going to do this when you're 45 yeah you know what I mean you want to be you know yeah that's true you're going to be they theming it at at 50 when you're introducing yourself or like you have a ████ medical emergency and someone gets rolled in on a stretch or the unconscious I don't know the if they a penis but is a she
13:30 they wh I don't know don't invalidate their feelings right yeah it's like and I feel like people have been living with all this stuff in the culture for long enough to the point where they're like we can we could do without it probably you know let's let's make it simpler just like a like overall the normal I think the extreme I think the extreme side's going to calm down yeah cuz the normal normal folks are just like I don't really know about all this I think we should draw the line at left-handed right-handed yeah that's it that's it yeah don't give left-handed any rights and by the way I have a family member who's who's trans and like I call I say the right one every day see see how hard it is it's just ████ hard but the best thing about it is that they don't freak the ████ out on you if you do ████ up right it's like a really reasonable thing it's not like how the
14:20 internet does it where you're like you just dead named them and you piece of ████ you're making them want to kill themselves and ████ it's like what are you that's the part that I think is really misleading is that like most people's day-to-day interactions don't end that way but online it looks like everyone reacts like that but it's not true yeah cuz it's like 10 crazy ████ yeah and you see the you see actual like transgender people that are like you're ████ crazy stop you're making it worse for us in real life when you actually hang out with people you can't be like that or nobody wants to hang out with you so you well they probably have no friends that's why they're online commenting all day exactly yeah do you think that level of commenting is going to be popular in 10 years I think it'll always be yeah I think anonymity is is a thing that has to go before that changes I think that'll be completely wiped out if everybody's ████ real name in face was that you put your ID on cuz it's exactly the same thing where in person
15:10 nobody talks to each other like that yeah most of those ████ got like an Anime Avatar or something and they it's not their real account it's their burner it's like no one actually talks ████ with their face where do you think social media is going to be like in 10 years do you think that s███'s going to be completely ████ different or you think it's be I think be worse yeah I think it's all going to get it might be like social social credit might actually you there's going to be a point where we just say ████ let's scrap all it all depends on on China's dominance I think China dominance I was at the airport yesterday and I I'm looking around like it's completely packed and every single motherfucker's on their phone no one's looking up right no one's looking up and you know what I say good because before that you're just sitting in the airport like this yeah it's better ████ it's way better way better it's and the ████ algorithm is so ████ good
16:01 dude like there's content for everyone I'm at J's mom's house and then even J's mom's on her phone I'm like what's this ████ old ass lady doing on Tik Tok and she just follows Bible verses just ████ people singing hymns ████ Angels yeah during the day bro and then she goes to her ████ other account you know what's funny I read this um one piece that was written back in the day when trains were coming out right and then like they were like oh it's not what it used to be like you know etiquette has changed ever since books like all novels and everything is all the craze it's like they treated novels and books the way that we do with phones they're like no one's interacting anymore this is the end of society everyone's just got their face inside of their novels instead of talking to other people and I'm like so they've been thinking that and then they thought that when the television came out everyone's
16:52 at home just like zombies looking at the TV no one's interacting anymore the family's not talking it's always ████ farmer s this ████ dude cuz there's always going to be there's always been Farmers there's always going to be farmers and farmers are always this ████ way my brother my brother Kenny is basically a ████ farmer he talks like that he talks about all every all the F social Decay but then that kid's on telegram at every ████ minute of the day I see his name on ████ telegram every minute of the day so I'm like you are you're saying it but you're not living it bro you know what would be crazy in 10 years if like VR becomes is like like a Walkman and then we're like everyone's at the airport just ████ VR VR I mean Apple's got their Pro Vision thing their Vision Pro dropping this month or some ████ February but like that's like that's the best part about it because
17:43 right now obviously at 3500 bucks or whatever ████ nobody's going to get that ████ right but in 10 years from now cuz that that's the supposed to be the fusion between like AR VR so it's like augmented like where you can see through it and live your life and like see your ████ pH ████ you know what I mean click your and it reads your pupils and stuff so you can see what you want to type bus incoming but 10 years from now it's like that might just be a standard maybe it's like it's like a circumcision maybe when your kid's born they just slip this thing in your ████ eye already what about this Bart you drive you drive here from Vegas yep today this time yep imagine you get in your truck you lay down you ████ plug into the system they they drive a spike in the back of your head you're ████ F did right and then you're doing whatever the ████ ████ around in in in on cyberspace doing
18:34 whatever you want to do right playing a game doing whatever watching probably bodybuilding videos set to like rock and roll music or whatever right and then guess what you all of a sudden it goes you have arrived at your destination you unplug the SP Spike his P out your head you ████ do that thing from The Matrix where they like it looks like they're orgasming as they come out of the and then you get out and you're here at JK and then you plug in here at JK so we can do our [Laughter] articles and people have the audacity to say oh my God look at all these people their phones can't live with the ████ moment the moment sucks I was in the moment yesterday I got out of LAX I get into a ████ car and I just sit there you want me to be in the ████ moment I'm just sitting there in the back of a car like waiting
19:24 45 minutes and stop start traffic like that's the moment it's not like Led Zeppelin concerts I'm watching I'm watching people on New Year's right people are are doing these ████ posts like it's like oh I'm in the middle of I'm in like China or I'm in like like some of these one of these there's the tajal look everyone's on their ████ phone look at everyone's they're not even enjoying the moment they're taking a picture of it it's like guess what dude if phones existed like 200 years ago that's exactly what the ████ everyone would be doing too exactly what everyone we doing too taking a picture of the stupid Statue of Liberty with a firework next to it they would be doing that too so they could ████ be on their bed and enjoy the moment remember that time remember that time the moment just got longer and noticing how much everyone's not in the moment proves you're not in the moment either ████ exactly it's like why are you focusing on that and plus if you're really pointing that out you probably weren't
20:14 even there no cuz you're mad that they're not there that's the farmers dude the farmers are so pissed about it it's a long shoreman dude yeah he
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