0:00 Oh, how did you make it here? You're so stupid. >> I got Bart's norovirus. >> Oh, no. You got that >> I got TO GO. >> OH, WHAT HAPPENED? >> I GOT TO TAKE A ████ >> Come on, dude. All right. So, there's a New York school. It's actually Long Island. And this high school You like Long Island? >> Yeah. >> Long Island. That's high school. >> Yeah. I'm walking here. >> Hey, I'm walking >> That's how they talk over there. >> This school had 21 valedictorians in their graduating class. Is that even real? >> Isn't that the whole class? Isn't that like saying like, "Hey, you guys are all first place." >> And and it really does make sense because every single one of these students graduated with straight A+s all classes all four years. >> Oh, ████ Are they all Chinese?
0:52 >> What? >> That's fair. >> That's racist of you to say that. >> No, but I feel like the only people in this world that I assume would do this is Chinese and maybe Indian. >> Long Island. >> They're everywhere, dude. >> Chinese are everywhere. >> Chinese people are in the most richest areas of America. >> Why do you think it's called Wrong Island? >> Wrong Island. >> [laughter] >> That's how they thought of it. >> I live on Wrong Island. >> Oh, Wrong Island. >> [laughter] >> Chinese maybe Jewish, maybe Indian. >> Oh, Indian's a good one. >> Maybe Korean. Taiwanese, but they're Chinese, too. >> Yeah. >> All right, HERE THEY ARE. >> ████ DIDN'T I TELL YOU? DIDN'T I ████ TELL YOU? CHING CHING CHING CHING ching ching chong.
1:42 >> Hey hey, dude. >> Nickelodeon. >> Hey woah, man. >> Look, one ████ Indian. ONE ████ INDIAN, DUDE. NO, THERE'S TWO. >> One girl looks Middle Eastern. >> There's a couple Indians in there. >> Couple ethnics. >> Yeah, so 21, dude. Isn't that crazy? >> Jericho High School. >> Yo, didn't I tell you? Chinese, Indian, Jewish. >> Which one's Jewish? >> That Okay. >> Middle row to the left, second to the left, that guy. >> Is that guy That That guy's Asian. >> That guy's Asian. >> That girl looked Jewish. >> That Okay, possible. >> That guy's Indian or Jewish. >> Uh-huh. Uh-huh. >> Yeah. >> FILIPINO OR INDIAN? [laughter] >> THAT GUY'S CLEARLY INDIAN, RIGHT? >> Indian or something? >> I don't know if there's any Jewish
2:32 there, but you know >> know if there's any Jewish, either. >> Maybe Maybe that top girl left, but uh second second that he >> I I thought he might have been something not Asian, and then I saw a video of him being interviewed, and he was very Asian. >> Conniving, man. >> You found him? You found him? >> Yeah, because I wanted to know, and then they they did interviews of the kids, and then this dude was like really cool. >> That smile's a little sus. Why? >> like, "What are you going to do? Like, what are you going to do after with your whatever?" >> To be pilot. >> [laughter] >> AND I WILL BOMB INDIA. >> [laughter] >> And the newscaster WAS LIKE, "GREAT." >> [laughter] >> OH, WOW. HE WANT to bomb India. Wow. [laughter] >> Dude, you're crazy, dude. [laughter] So,
3:22 >> [gasps] >> he said he wanted to He said that He goes, "I want to be pilot." [laughter] >> No, it's funny cuz it's it's adjacent now that you ████ said that. >> He want to be pilot. >> He wants to be an astronaut. Oh, he said he said flight patterns are a little bit crazy. He wants to sort them out better. >> [laughter] [gasps] >> I WANT TO BE PILOT FOR INDIA. >> YO, >> [laughter] >> IF IF ALL 21 OF THESE VALEDICTORIANS, if they interviewed them after and they all acted like that? >> That would have been sick. >> So funny. >> [laughter] >> He's like, "Flight patterns are tough. I want to help them out." >> I WANT TO >> INDIA. >> I WANT TO WALK WORK AT AIR traffic control. >> A freaking Chinese guy saying >> [laughter] >> saying, "I want to destroy India AND SAVE PAKISTAN." >> [laughter]
4:13 >> HE'LL SAVE PAKISTAN, GREG. >> OH, WOW. >> WOW. >> I'M GOING TO BE ARMY [screaming] AND I'M GOING TO >> [laughter] >> THANK YOU TO JERICHO HIGH SCHOOL in Long Island. >> Him saying he's going to be army is amazing. >> GOING TO BE ARMY? >> BUT YEAH, DUDE, it's it's really crazy. So like, I thought it would be I didn't know that I mean, obviously we're not super I'm surprised there's 21 of these. But like all our lives the valedictorian was valedictorian Asian in 15 out of 21 is Chinese. >> That's racist. >> That's cool. >> How is that racist? Okay, they're Asian. >> Sorry. >> But they look Chinese to me. >> But everyone's going to guess it, right? If you put a gun to someone's head and you said how many >> By the way, the interviews are actually really good because um >> Did THEY SAY, "FOR PAKISTAN"? >> [laughter]
5:03 >> THIS ONE INDIAN GIRL WAS JUST like >> [laughter] >> What other jobs could they have? >> If you're kind of just like a I don't know, like like me, I was not a I was not even a C student. And so like I looked at people that were valedictorian or really smart like, "Oh, this comes natural to them." >> They work hard. >> Yeah, they worked hella hard. And like the interviews are like, "Yeah, I sacrificed a lot just to study all the time and there were days where I don't even know why I'm doing this." >> [laughter] >> It was very real. It was very real, yeah. >> Real quick, I just want to dispel the ████ mis- mystery. Like to be honest, Asians aren't smart. They just stick with ████ like way more than average person. So then they So they end up getting the most scores. But if you talk to them you're like, "Damn fool, how did you make it here? You're so stupid."
5:53 >> I got Bart's norovirus. >> Oh no, you got >> I got TO GO. >> OH, WHAT HAPPENED? >> TO TAKE A ████ >> COME ON, DUDE. >> [music] >> All right, we're back in with with no uh nothing different happening at all. >> We're just hanging out. >> So how [laughter] was >> The ████ >> Dude, your toilet is done. You have to take it back to Home Depot wherever you got it. >> It's it's funny because that actually rarely happens. The amount of times that like a mid-video has to stop so somebody can sprint to take a ████ >> That usually is me. >> [laughter] >> But you at least wait for the break. I couldn't even wait, dude. >> Yeah, that was interesting. >> I've done that before. >> Oh, you have, huh? Yeah, it's over. >> We have to clean those pipes, brother. >> So speaking of no Jewish people back in the 21 valedictorians.
6:44 >> 21 valedictorians, all of them I mean, different different types of Asian. And we're very proud of them, obviously. >> You know what makes me sad though? >> What? >> I don't think all any of these guys are going to be bosses. >> Wow. Why? >> What do you mean? >> Because I think Asians like make the best managers. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> But aren't they CEOs in a lot of different companies? >> Indians? >> Aren't they Asians? >> But let's be honest here. >> Lesbians? >> They're not. They're their own kind. >> What do you mean? Indians? They're not Asians? >> I I think I think the way we get categorized in America is ████ ridiculous, dude. Like what does a Mongolian and a Pakistani and a Filipino have in common? >> They're all Asian. >> Yeah, but because of the American category. And then but
7:36 we're so welcoming that even our Samoan brothers are welcome to join cuz we got the AAPI, you know? >> Yeah. >> But like, it doesn't make no sense to me. >> get a lumped in. >> You got a Fijian and you got a ████ Chinese person from Kazakhstan, and then we're the same person we're the same people? >> Chinese. Would you Would you guys like to know Would you care to know the uh the inverse of this? Like the dark side? Like what happens at >> We only like the dark side from Omicron. >> All right, so listen to this. Um it's it's not it's not of this. It's just like these 21 There's nothing like no honor to take from them. That's pretty tight. But in other news, the lowest graduation rates uh in other schools uh currently still belong to Alaska, New Mexico, and Nevada. >> Native American. >> And Nevada? >> Nevada. >> Well, the rates are consistently under
8:27 50% of the school doesn't graduate. >> Wow. >> Over? Cuz I want to dispel some uh myths. I I know everyone was thinking black, but it's not. It's actually American Indian. The native populations, they they have the hardest time with school. >> Well, yeah, definitely. But if But yeah, it But uh there's a district in Cleveland that holds the lowest graduation rate for their high school, and it's o- only under 30% of students graduate. >> Oh my god. >> 30? >> Cleveland? >> A major city, yeah. >> It is a major city, too. >> Under 30%? >> To be fair, to be fair, isn't it like isn't that what like graduating is about though? Like it's not meant for everybody in a sense. I'm not saying like there's no alternative for someone who doesn't
9:17 graduate. Obviously, like there's, you know, anybody can make a living anywhere. I'm just saying the concept of graduating, it's not necessary like everyone must participate at all times, right? It's for those that are capable of graduating something, therefore proving maybe they're ready for this next version of higher education or whatever that proves that they can If they graduate there then then we have like this person can be in this part of the workforce, right? Isn't that wasn't that the whole point? >> I think high for in terms of high school education, I think that's like a bare minimum for just being a societal asset where you're just not going to take away and you're going to contribute. I think that's I think I feel like that's the almost like the litmus >> The bare necessity. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Like you're not just going to be a parasite. >> No, I think cuz um I think Japan has an apprenticeship program. So
10:08 the required education is up to like junior high or something like that. So then if uh after eighth grade, if you're just like, "You know what? I want to be a mechanic or I want to be a sushi master or something like that." Then instead of going to high school, I think they go straight to uh doing their trades. >> That makes sense, yeah. >> I think they used to do that here, too. >> I would I would love to subscribe to that like the concept of that idealism that that the idea that if you were to participate and graduate high school, you should be like a non-negative attribute to society, but like high school doesn't put that education in place. It doesn't prepare you specifically for society. >> of a way to divert you from doing bad ████ Cuz that's why truancy exists. That's why it's illegal to not be in school at a certain age because [snorts] within that age, that's your vulnerable period to become a kind of like a
10:59 ████ If you're not in school, then other things could influence you to just It feels like that you're prone. You know, like uh they're just trying to occupy your time, it feels like. You know? >> Well, I think um >> [clears throat] >> our standards here are really ████ bad. >> Really ████ bad, yeah. >> Cuz like out there and if you see how like Asian education is, like you could even come from like one of the poorer Asian countries, their standards are so high. Like by the time they're a ████ freshman, they're already running circles around like the math and sciences for Americans. So when you have like, I don't know, a kid from China or something coming down, like they're already This is This This so simple, you know? >> [laughter] >> Like they got like like when an Indian exchange student comes, they go, "Oh my god, Americans so stupid." Wrong accent. >> Cantonese Cantonese in there. >> You see The funny part is they're
11:50 bullied. >> You see those Indian kids doing math hella fast, and they're like >> Oh, yeah, where they use like weird like ticks in order to keep track. Yeah. That's amazing. That's awesome. Yeah. >> It's not fair. >> 69,517. I'm like, "What the f███?" >> He said 69? >> that's kind of funniest thing is how like that kid can come to school in America and he'll just get his ass beat. Like that sucks, you know what I mean? >> He'll still be the CEO later. He'll still be the CEO later. >> [laughter] >> But it just sucks that bullying works that direction, you know? Like all of our best and brightest are the ones getting their >> No, no, no, no, it's cuz we're we're preparing it We're preparing him for the CEO role. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Is he going to get pads that work every day? >> [laughter] >> He's going to get hazed, you know? It's a >> Oh, okay. >> One step at a time. >> I think Indians make good CEOs because
12:41 they're taught how to like speak and argue. >> Are you talking about those weird English debate things that they do IN INDIA? >> [laughter] >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> AND THEY'RE JUST TALKING OVER EACH OTHER. >> NO, like um they're actually good with like debate and speaking, where Chinese and East Asians, they're taught to just >> obey. Yeah, just obey. >> And I think that's why most East Asians never become CEOs and stuff because they don't know how to speak up. They don't know how to argue. >> Articulation is a big thing, yeah. >> They just know how to like follow orders and hope that they get picked. So, I think that's a very, very different culturally, but, you know, Indians are crushing it because they know how to like articulate. And they run When you see the interviews, too, on TV, like Indian correspondents, they could go toe-to-toe with like the constant interruptions and like the old school media style ████ like the Piers
13:31 Morgan stuff. >> Yeah, that's true. Well, you guys saw it here. I mean stereotypes when they're positive like this it's kind of great. Just just remember that some of these kids a lot of these kids have to work really hard and it doesn't come from being some natural genius. A lot of the time they just have really abusive parents which is an asset. >> Yeah. >> Joe Jackson is normal level. >> After school programs. >> He's Asian.
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