0:00 hey guys it's a bre Friday sale everything's 30% off your favorite te's favorite hoodies stay warm fear everyone's socks go check it out get this hat is one of my favorites in the whole entire world Link in the description box below do you have do you have haunted hornn horn mazes haunted corn mazes out here haunted horny Maz I learn more Maes I'm all you Ladi I'm all you [Music] welcome back to another very festive episode of the careful boys where can we get warm for a second can we get warm and cozy yeah great to be back we're going into the holiday season all right what are some of you guys's favorite
0:50 holiday traditions that you or your family has done that you're looking forward to this season damn get cozy get cute guys well when I used to have a family great this is started that went cold fast growing up I actually had a normal childhood before my father left me so I had real Christmases and before that we had a fireplace we did the stocking thing and when your dad left he took the fireplace he took the stockings and the Christmas gifts that ████ you guys don't deserve this he was the grit yeah yeah he was the gr the gr did any of you grew up around like religious household he's finishing a story he did about his dad leaving him man come on be S he was in a crazy religious all right he goes yeah your
1:40 dad will ████ you did you guys ever grow up religious well I'm just separating like the Christmas from people who like celebrate like the actual like Christmas we did Hanukkah we we lit the candles yeah we did the the eight nights we threw the dice yeah okay is it dice is it dice yeah the drle dice dude isn't it the drle dice so it's both it's drele and dice is that what they use yeah all three Ty you're Jewish right I'm just kidding I think the in California you can't really have a legit Christmas right cuz it it we're in the desert it doesn't look and feel real it's not that cold whatever it's like 85 but if you could get your living room situation right with the you watch the Christmas movies with the family you watch Home Alone you got the fire place going that
2:32 I remember that and I ████ want to recreate that for your family now is that what you mean like as a yeah but I've been spending the last three four Christmases in Hawaii and it doesn't really feel like Christmas out there cuz of the weather maybe you should maybe you should do like a snow thing sounds like you just keep moving to places not Christmasy yeah that love Christmas but when I went to uh Europe though for two Christmases like oh from you know they do the Christmas markets right every City from like dude Europe does it so much better it's like the ████ Asian Night Market Chris kringle's from Europe yeah so is that black Santa have you seen that guy is that like Netherlands or something like that yeah Netherlands has that black that like black face Santa I think he's just a blackface Santa he's a he's not really Santa he's like a different guy he's black face he's I think he's black face no look look up Netherlands Black Santa is he
3:22 black or is he black face and then Anthony Lee at the end of the the crangle or something something I forgot his name he's like Krampus style Krampus yeah zort pet oh I didn't know that I don't know what he is but it's bad yeah I thought you were talking about the one that looks like Merlin and he's wearing black I don't know who that is he's s Santa looks like Merlin huh I think he is Merlin I think some of the lore crosses over okay the wizard Santa is Merlin I don't know no way like King Arthur Christmas wizard no but there's a evil Santa I thought that's what you were talking about yeah now I don't like Merlin no more wait when did your parents tell you Santa wasn't real they didn't I figured it out and I ████ told the whole class how did you figure it out on your own so you told the whole class his your show tell I was that's how I found out he taught me during
4:12 Elementary School in kindergarten I raised my hand cuz I was like you know what Jesus is real and there's no way if Jesus is real Santa is real wait what do you mean cuz you can't believe in false Idols cuz I learned that at church I thought Jesus created s nope wait did you actually think that just kidding imagine oh oh I didn't know that what if you don't idolize Santa can't he just exist no because I like idolize him idolize him want be like bring as your gifts in good favor I made um I wrote a letter to Santa and I said if you're real I'm going to give you these two cookies one is a Snowman the other one is a Santa eat the Snowman and he ate the
5:02 Santa oh Sherlock's that dude foolproof test this guy brought like a sting operation to Santa how old are you when you that kindergarten or first grade that's ████ hilarious what if it was your Grinch dad who came by saw the letter and was like I'm eating the Santa I don't know who it was I didn't suspect my dad yet but I knew it wasn't Santa cuz we had a ████ packed and someone else ate that thing never snitch on anybody never read the letter he's a he's a fat guy what if he was like yeah he didn't read the letter and he's like o Santa I'm Santa must be for me yeah I'm not going to eat my fellow snowman he failed the code dude he failed I don't know but I had to go to class the next day and then when the teacher we were talking about Santa and all this stuff and I was like Santa's not real it's not real and then she was like
5:54 Joseph pull me to the side and she goes why did you say that you're not supposed to lie did any kids during recess come up to you be like hey you know that thing you said is that are you are you being serious no but in when I was saying that tell me what you know Toth Fairy real one of the kids oh I believe in the tooth fairy way after Santa cuz they actually paid you know what I mean like they actually PA there's deliverables and ████ Santa pays you too yeah you didn't get deliverable after I knew it was fake I used it as a way to ask my parents that I if I could get a gift from them and a gift from Santa cuz it's wow you're already gaming the system cuz I now I could get two gifts damn you figured it out never so anybody got tradition that they look forward to
6:45 in the holiday I have a weird I have a weird one in Thanksgiving with my family we do this thing cuz I have a gigantic family there's like I don't know more than like 50 people there sometimes we do like a they do this thing where you when you come into the Thanksgiving party you have to pick this like uh paper with a number on it and then um at the end of the night there's like a like a bunch of prizes it's like a is it like a Christmas raffle yeah it's like a raffle and then like they go one at a time they'll pick a number and then you got to go and like uh and then each of those things has a number corresponding so you could win a TV you can win tickets to the Philippines you can win like really my family does too but we do it for New Year's New Year's Eve it was like myom and you take us to the Philippines yeah and I've never been I just keep winning the tickets and I never go yeah
7:36 it's crazy dude you guys call it Black Friday Black Friday time neither Christmas or New Year's is guaranteed on Friday gibing oh friends ging yeah I it's something that my my cousin started it's pretty pretty cool though do you guys uh barter afterwards like if people no no that on on uh Christmas you do oh you do white elephant were you still yeah my family loves white elephant yeah we do white elephant as well you have a big family no so it's like within your nucleus family well it was at the time it was yeah it was just uh my mom my dad my brother and I so you have a four person raffle that's tight well now three odds are good huh ████ odds are good my ████ dad's dead Anthony damn you guys
8:27 I just want to keep saying this so I can like have a compilation there's a lot of missing dead Dad's here I don't want to assume anymore it's Anthony's bit he's been running this bit with you for years right who else got dead dads huh I wish I did okay okay you wish why U what about matching PJs no I'm going to what about hot cocoa and marshmallows matching PJs dude my family was like adamant about reading the Nativity Story from like the new King James version of the Bible and just like getting really what if you request Old King like like old old James testment ████ oh you got to get all vows old test I feel like that one was hard to the the King James version that that s███'s hard you want the NIV that's the that's for us you know that's for the simple we on the King James I know that's why I don't like it but that's why you guys know
9:18 your stuff so well though you guys know your Bible that's that's the problem though Thou shalt art thou Ben the cuz remember in s Gabriel that's the way you have to when you get quizzed yep the lanks are in that style yeah it's not fun how come you had to do the King James because it was just the traditional like style it which which which type of Christian gang you were from uh just like the original OG Catholic one like the right ones you know what I'm saying you know uh when I was in preschool we used to do the Nativity Play because it was like a monasi even though like my family didn't grow up Christian or anything like that but man I looked forward to doing that Nativity plan I so wanted a bad like to be like a really cool character Christmas plays were the best part about christas which one did you want I wanted to be one of the three kings cuz they
10:08 get to bring like shiny boxes and wear sick ass robes and stuff wait they're not Bankers sweet I thought it was three I thought it was three I thought it was three Bankers what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details I don't think that's in the song I I think it was supposed to be Kings I don't think they said we three wise men would have been an acceptable answer yeah okay
10:59 but then they would make me like a Shepherd so I would just look like a frier or like a nun with a ████ curved STI They us make characters up for kids too so they could just stand around dude I always wanted to be like the lamb or baby Jesus in the crib want to be the lamb do my mega church had did an intivity scene and they had a girl playing the North Star and she was hanging from the that's tight though that's TI did she put was she on cables like would she fly yeah the mega church was crazy they did much hi yeah so like I bet your Christmas mega church show that ████ was lit what was that like amazing yeah we we would literally spend like we prepared when I was a kid we would spend months preparing we would learn like 20 songs like have a whole choir and they would and you would do it on 300 kids in Christmas service would be Christmas day yeah oh ████ you know
11:50 what's funny though like growing up in a Japanese church and you see everybody in the outfits it just doesn't Vibe it doesn't did like Japanese people in like ancient Middle Eastern outfits just don't work bro Joe's like I'm not buying it yeah right work it doesn't work yeah especially yeah especially because it was all Japanese church right yeah yeah same with the Filipino church too because it's all Filipino yeah it's weird you got like a Filipino Uncle like playing one of the three it just looks so funny to me too yeah but in your in your church for the Japanese church was did the Jesus portrait look a little hoer no no you know what all the art looked like it was like 1940s propaganda art oh it looked like
12:40 Norman Rockwell yeah yeah all the yeah they just it was white jesus cuz don't some Korean Christian churches have like a different like edited Jesus like the eyes are a littley Jesus it's like one and a half eyelids instead of two oh my God oh my God all of our jesuses look like a like like a hot Surfer model yeah you dud looking like a white knight and ████ they all look like cow bua Jesus yeah cow bua Jesus cuz I could have sworn I've seen Korean versions of him like did Church painted out like my youth group is like Jesus is such a rad guy like you just want I have such like a gnarly relationship with this guy it's going to be so good I like that one the mega church white jesus is pretty sick he's all he's always doing allies and ████ yeah he's cool yeah modern day Jus to be a skateboarder for sure and I always thought it was weird that like
13:30 white churches integrated Sports so well into Youth Ministry they goorts yeah they play football and they and they put football in their Christian songs that's tired how the ████ they do that cuz that's God's sport you know that you know that song that goes a big big house where we can play football touchdown why does the song say that they'll play football in heaven how does that make sense I guess makees sense if you like football and in heaven God doesn't have a better sport than that that's America sport football's tight NFL's in he just invented football too he for sure did that was his favorite game American super I always thought that was interesting that like they added that in hey what's Missouri Christmas like Missouri Christmas feels like very traditional
14:20 I'd say like just pretty much what you see in the movies I feel like where I'm from we watch a lot of Missouri movies really models off of like California culture movies and stuff it's kind of like an echo like the movie Christmas Story right that's that's what I think of Christmas overall like have you ever seen that movie yeah is it like that yeah if you want it to be like did did you get triple dog dare to Li a ████ cold if you if you the more North and the more East you go I think the more hardcore the Christmas is yeah cuz the cuz it looks legit like every it snows there every they got the you know and then they got California does a good job at like DEC ating though and really trying to pre that's true like the malls and all that some neighborhoods like really go all out it is beautiful anybody here go like Candy Cane Lane yeah I've done M
15:10 before yeah I do that all the time every year what's Candy Cane Lane it's when you can't afford to deck your own house with ████ lights and ████ so you go some rich ass neighborhood yeah where the whole neighborhood does it but I haven't seen it like how they used to do it that's what I miss maybe your imagination was crazier when when you're a kid maybe no I would go to the same neighborhoods to just see what what the scope is like this year but I feel like that aspect of community is disappearing in a lot of places I think Co took the the sales out a little bit for Thanksgiving did you guys eat the stuff that like traditional Thanksgiving food or just whatever your family yeah you guys actually have turkey we did for a little bit but then none of us really liked turkey so we just switched to that we don't either we just have like Filipino food yeah like lechon or something like a pork yeah
16:01 well it's it's just like we you know the stuff that's on the traditional plate for Thanksgiving I've never had that on Thanksgiving what I never had it really can we do a traditional JK Thanksgiving Thanksgiving yeah if you make the turkey I went so above and beyond last year and then it was just me and my roommate who ate it oh really dang oh you like making than like turkey Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday I would more than Happ when when we do Thanksgiving for JK uh this year bring bring some of the traditional stuff stuff you talking about like cranberries and mashed potatoes and Honey Baked Ham o it's all included yeah you kind of just do all the fixings honestly the more the better I think with turkey stuffing that's true I love everything the turkey no turkeyy is so good if you cook it right well that's maybe that's the thing is it's it's hard to cook it right you to put a lot of effort into cooking it right it's
16:52 always dry when I have it I feel like when when you eat turkey especially if it's not the dark meat right it actually absorbs all the saliva in your mouth and then and then you ████ go to sleep it drives you out Oh's the sleep is more from food coma than anything do you guys have Halloween Traditions Quest Crew you know the party of the century bro let's go what a sick advert I used to no cuz I used to every year we used to go to either Universal Studios or knots yeah like Halloween Horror Nights and stuff but the but the prices have gone so high it's just not doable anymore yeah honestly when I was young not scary farm used to be my favorite thing because you would always hope to go with some like girl that you had a crush on and you really just want her to get scared you want her to like grab your arm you really want her to just
17:43 grab then when she grabs your friend's hand you're like ████ that happened to you oh did you shove her you should have shoved her wait Mike was Mike was being too funny telling his jokes how come you you could have gotten scared and grabbed him on the her deep cut Ryan I heard it's gone down downhill though not scary I heard that it got really ghetto oh really oh ghetto oh I think it's always had those problems but man if it's worse now that's bad right yeah I don't I mean I thinken horror Knights went up yeah the universal yeah dude which do you think is the best knots Six Flags or Universal as a regular theme park no for Halloween I never did not uh Six Flags I think Six Flags is the worst I think univers has the best uh production value but knots
18:33 has the most heart if you really pay attention to how how people feel about it they're into it more than they are at Universal I feel like you got a lot of stone scared cholos at knots cuz Universal like I mean I had friends that worked at Universal and they're hiring like a lot of you know like actors and just people like people in the industry but the na is like true like teens you know like they don't they don't give a ████ n is also those people that practice the ████ like sliding and then you know what I mean they're doing Sparks and ████ that's true I like nuts I think they're more creative I think Universe yeah it's like they work with more than like with what they got right but Universal is like unlimited budget but then it's like they don't really SC yeah cuz you know what I noticed Universal doesn't make as many uh theatrical walls if you go through a universal maze you'll just see a lot of curtains but knots actually builds like
19:24 really cool art walls to divide the maze that's true little like details like that you're like the universal one is really unimmersive at times like they'll you'll be in a great moment and then it'll just pull you out by like the next turn just like and they also just cram you in so you see the people inead of you getting scared so you never even get there's too many people that's that's the real problem should we go tonight not scar F I do want to go to not this year but yeah it like doubled in price since that was that was my first uh job not Berry Farm did you have to scare people no no no not bar Farm not not scary farm come on guy come on I was I was a ride operator silver bullet right that's your favor no no no Bigfoot Rapids baby you remember the the day Bigfoot Rapids that was my favorite ride when the rap flipped and those people died wasn't me it was him was it me he hit the flip button there's no flip tell me there's a button for this no
20:15 flip what I like that one way better than the log ride at Disneyland oh yeah for sure the log ride is actually not a Disneyland that's also notash Mountain do they uh run the Rapids ride during Scary Farm or is off often times not cuz like scary farms at night so like late night they don't do oh okay yeah they do you couldn't dry cuz there'll be no sun do we a lot of the other rides do the roller coasters and stuff like that did you guys go with that one uh not scary farm attraction where it's like you have uh laser guns and you shoot zombies and they're real people that have sensors on their neck and they and they really come after you and you got to get them in the neck that's TI yeah it's pretty sick yeah do you have do you have haunted horn ma horn mazes haunted corn mazes out here horny maze huh Tyler warn mazes
21:05 I'm all you L I'm huling the freaks are coming out of the Corn just like I thought this was a Christmas video I don't think we have that out here to that degree really they have hay rides they have haunted hay rides that's about it you guys don't really have corn fields out here do you did you see a kid died at haunted hay ride two of them what happened two two of them separate occasions SE occasions the tractor ran them over damn that s███'s so slow too that's what I'm saying what the ████ kid the kid dude that's crazy though that ████ goes like 10 mph dude but I mean tractors are slow more on this in a second
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