0:00 [Music] welcome to JK mukbang mukbang time got the Vietnamese as you would say we had the Vietnamese with the vegetable bouquet that smell real acent go ahead the beatam bami not bad it's getting better thank you it's pretty good and yeah this is pretty good actually can you do a Filipino accent uh I I I sound it's really bad yeah I sound like a Star Wars characters you sound like jarar aino how many of uh Nikki's family have Filipino accents um so her grandma had the thickest one in the human how many of her uh Filipino sides point with their lips did any of them ever call you Este the grandma did with the e in the
0:51 beginning yeah Grandma did and the Grandma's the white one she no no no she's uh she was full Filipino just shut it down that's crazy how come Filipinos put the e in the front I don't know is just part of the probably Spanish stuff Spanish people do that same ████ special her aunts and uncles are all like American Filipinos Filipino and Spanish is close to each other is against our will explain it Ry but the real kiss asses are the ones that learned to gag to impress Grandma shut up dude it's like shut your little dumb ass up you speak it terribly P after ████ English sentences yeah my Nikki has an uncle who like specifically wanted to make sure to marry like a Filipino woman to like impress his mom and his mom doesn't give a ████ best we were talking earlier about
1:42 like uh phermones have you guys ever been attracted to somebody based on pheromones no but I've been unattracted a lot of times based on their natural smell yeah yeah but Fones and smells are not the exact same thing though right not the same not the exact same sweat related to faon yeah you ever been attracted to somebody and you don't can't really tell why I think that's phon I think phon is the undetectable scent yeah like if it's not automatically like physically attractive like you're like why do I like this then how you know it's there so phermones and smells is farther apart from each other than phones and like big jugs wait say that again about jug big jugs again what' you say about you mean by big DRS what about them what you say Joe how big I like the smell of certain people but there every person here has a distinct
2:36 smell smell yeah I could close my eyes and be like that's Steve M that's all right explain our smells can you explain our smells huh can you explain our smells Bart smells like shampoo yeah or some kind of soap but there is a Bart smell mhm and it's always mixed with that it's not a dog it smells like Chinese flesh with a little bit of chines deterent this is the Chinese table going rubb it off on him yeah Ryan smells like a vintage shop but he's got Filipino going on um Steve here he smells like video games thank you but not a gamer right like a video game cartridge you ever smelled in of inside of a like when you blow in the dust HS you yeah he smells like a like the the the microchip part of it smells
3:27 like the metal part I got Fries electronics years ago H joke yeah huge joke Anthony smells like uh someone that got secondhand cigarette smoke and cologne and dance sweat that's nice but those are the things that M that that adds with this Vietnamese sweat and then like you can smell the fish sauce with that love that love that second smoke cigarette smoke is kind of an insult very descriptive but it's not from you though it's like cuz you're always around always around it you're it like hints hints all right it's not your fault you smell like cigarettes it's like you had a abusive father that smokes inside the car and rolls up the windows when you're in it that's kind of you just left the casino are you projecting right now no my dad didn't smoke Bart's dad did Nick smells
4:18 like Nick smells like when a baby has a blowout up its back such a ████ back oh yeah you know these baby wipes you know how you could tell if someone's fomon is ████ up how you're trying to work things out you're like man everything seems really nice but I just don't have this weird attraction or like this underlying attraction you guys go shopping for perfume or something like oh you know I actually really like this one hey you put this on they spray it on and then they make the perfume smell weird cuz it's mixing with their own chemicals they're like oh so there was this you guys are boys so you won't really relate my friend had a interesting Theory because she like got on birth control and started dating this guy for 3 years and was like in love and
5:08 obsessed with him and then they decided she's like I want to get off birth control they were still together and like right after she got off of it she had like no more attraction and interest in him and she's thinking it was her hormones changing and like since she so had the birth control she was attracted to people say that about birth control I 100% think that's what it is wow I can that because there's actually a study that rated a man's attractiveness they they had a bunch of women rate a man's attractiveness based on what time of the month it was so the more like ready for ████ ████ time they wanted a high testosterone greasy ass like hairy man right wow Armenian and then like no no no ovulation
5:58 times then it's like more boyish cute it's different does that track does it change for you yeah kind of that was a weird way to explain but it's for sure like that if you like know I don't know the specifics but if you know a girl's cycle you know like when she's going to really be all over you when you should give her space I came in I was chopping down a tree the other day I came inside covered in wood dust and all kinds of ████ like that Nikki was all over me dude oo hell yeah it was that time of the month she was ovulating probably yeah but she do y but then someday she probably wants you to go ████ off write poems or something beop write poems I don't write any poems she does get like that though she does like all of a sudden get like I want you to cudle me tonight said that to me one time she's like why don't you write me any poems and I was like you want me to write you a ████ really
6:49 said that I don't know if she was joking I don't know if she was joking I like that you checked her immediately I was are you ████ kidding me I was like that's what you want out of this out of this so you wrote it no dude she doesn't want me if she were to see me write a poem she'd probably divorce me to me poems or songs no do you like are right now in your life do you want like a lumberjack dirty dude that's all Gruff or you want a a poem writing Jiu-Jitsu yeah are are you on a heavy day or is it a light day right now that was close I I've never been too into the like manly man you know but that's you you never like crumpers the most M you know what's funny you know you want something really funny you want something funny dance crumpers have the most drama out of all of them yeah out of all of them I don't know why the hell crumpers the most aggressive looking Dan
7:39 the manly looking dance but they got the most drama out of everybody the contrast is hilarious I love contrast because you think they're front is that what it is no they just be getting scammed all the time by each other it's like dude they scam each other a lot with Jesus ████ oh no hey is it a part of that documentary oh they they're all crumpers that's part of who I'm talking about yeah no they were some CR ra some wow wait so godam weird like U too salty H stinks I think they put aish she's working out and she's done they put cilantro in it I like to smell her cuz she smell her sweat smells sweet to me for I that's perfect match think I have a very sensitive smell I do too and I can smell the sourness in a lot of people and I don't think other people can smell it call them out
8:30 yeah because it's natural to their culture what kind of culture are you talking rans yeah actually Eastern Europeans absolutely have a really strong like I don't even know how to explain it without making it sound mean cuz it's cheesy but like I don't think Dairy but I think I I'm just like I can smell it but other people aren't bothered by it but I could smell it I see yeah what do you think you smell like to them like ████ fish fish guy no I don't probably smell each other's food huh that's probably what we smell apparently our je our jeans don't don't have the scent that's a that's a big W Japanese yeah and Koreans but Koreans just have kimchi in
9:21 their breath no a lot of a lot of uh Southeast Asians don't have that Gene for body odor yeah we can't produce it why that ████ to just Japan and Korea it it's us too man are you sure so you telling me if I robbed the house and then they give my my beanie to a ████ German Shepherd I can't track me down they'll be like oh I can't smell this ████ must be Chinese you can't go to a Super Saiyan nose and have this question we're talking about like the way humans register ████ that's true that's true oh good pointed you got moded by ████ Yeah by an all people and it's on tape everyone saw it you know ninjas didn't eat um onions they shouldn't why why because um people could smell those ████ when they're trying to assassinate them interesting they'll be like I mean that's smart I could smell a
10:12 ████ guy here you know I feel like that's not true they wouldn't just think they're smelling onions like there's a ████ I bet there was other smells back then when ninjas were popular there was other smells that would just mask up the scent yeah I bet a lot of guys were just smelly back then too you know would you just like Rambo and put like dirt on all over yourself yeah probably you go full Rambo cuz I bet Bo was a problem back then cuz showers weren't you know readily available yeah probably can you rank um What ethnicity smells you like yeah try it favorite race favorite race smell that you like we're doing positive racism guys yeah hey Anthony that one Indian chip you had a fling with what did she smell like I don't know there's this guy from Brazil that smelled really good but I think that's just cuz he smelled good he he was wearing perfume
11:03 did you say when when you would hang out did you say k a lot he goes K what does that mean I don't know I don't know it's like a it's a Portuguese thing it means like oh brother you know no oh you guys are familiar never mind guess I'll just go ████ myself was he a soccer fan Big Time Brazilian guy I didn't get that far to know that much about him cuz he stunk so badad oh did you guys get pretty far away with other yeah can you B me Ro you got close enough to smell them she got close enough to smell I'm cooking it up go I don't need to know who that fool is but his smell can I ask you a question real quick yeah of course when you when you were when he was courting you or
11:53 whatever happened did he ask permission to kiss you oh my God no I I don't know if if I've had anyone ask permission to get they don't ask for consent sweet though that's not a top move isn't that kind of sweet though I can't believe they don't ask for consent turn off and if I was that close with someone and they're like ready to ask to kiss me I feel like I would have a problem like saying no cuz I would feel bad what if what if you guys were like that doesn't give consent but you know you just did I feel like I would break out of it if they were like can I kiss you I'm like well now I have like a trick question kind of do you know are they mad at me what if they were shy and like koi like looking at the ground and they were like and they bite their lip yeah like do you think yeah that's sweet I think it's sweet I think consent is good and then if you like hesitate and then they go
12:43 please pretty please come on come on they do that a little Des about it come on or or if they go like please please please please why why are you taking so long to answer that's the pimp move come on and he's Crossing his fingers do you think I can kiss you and he goes and then if you say no they say I don't want to kiss you anyway stupid ████ stupid you to answer if they keep asking they're like are you sure mhm I'm ready yep are you sure would you can you could you still enjoy that kiss authentically or is it probably not this kiss this kiss so don't pay attention up there probably not they ask every time before they kiss you again that would be hard what what is the best way for a guy to uh attain consent that wouldn't be like
13:33 so literal and turn you off like what do you think for guys what should they look out for to be like oh she's down with it like you know you know that look that girls give when they're down with that's way looked at Simba it's in the eyes you know what I mean but what if you've never seen it before yeah what if you yeah exactly yeah yeah she's running away from you you just know some guys hey some guys over their head you know what I mean oh yeah I know but you got to look for the signs she's not interested or so what does it look like if they're interested yeah do the look to the camera no you know what I mean it's in the eyes you start tucking your your hair back M yeah and if they if they show you psychology like if they show their neck like if they like why like high neck but if they like put their hair behind and like open up their neck that makes them vulnerable that's full-blown consent consciously that is not full-blown
14:24 consent there's so many women now in hot either hot climates that are like ████ ████ hot non-refundable consent if they're wearing a ponytail they're automatically down if they next really oh what what about if they're bald if they're short hair you do that D I saw this cruel video very cruel video on X and it was of a woman she's go she walks up to her guy and she starts putting her hair up this guy's like oh ████ and then she gets down on her knees while she's putting her hair up I seen this this like oh ████ and then she like reaches under the couch and grabs like the remote or something a what a tease he should have divorced her what doing down there get her ████ very cruel video I watch are there certain like hairstyles that you guys like bald I like ponytails
15:14 I'm a ponytail guy yeah like do you like ponytail high ponytail ponytails hot always hot always hot hair down what I like hair down too hair down what do you call it anybody like half up half down natur I like half up half I like half half up half is that Lego loss what is that half of it up half like you right now oh beautiful G is that like Lego loss or of a gimly man [Laughter] myself that was right right my favorite with a quiver is high ponytail full consent neck yep that's why I like double double consent that's how you know showing it off any hole You Want
16:04 Crazy any side twice the consent that's so sick I'm surprised her whole feed isn't the long jump ladies you never know no the P Vault ladies yeah ponytail mhm long neck any kind of athlete hold that ████ big long hole yep love that ████ they're so strong yeah dude but they're so tiny at the same time they're not overly hulking do you like Joe's new hair I do it's nice does it feel light so light I like it I haven't cut my hair in four years you're change man that's crazy it feels like where's the rest of my limbs yeah it's gone his neck is exposed yeah I'm down I'm down fully down I mean getting kiss more too your smell but can't say no anymore he getting more kiss CHR what kind of hair do you like kind of just keeps ████ railing me every day
16:54 little fade on the sides a little bit longer on little long like like a like a hard part like a a hard part right in the middle no no just a little you you don't like that broccoli style of today you know like the dud the broccoli boys no yeah I think if I have to pick a favorite hair I think it's anon's for me ████ he's so good at having sex get the sides done I didn't know girls were coming in today I didn't know girls were coming having sex like like I head shot it's I say I think you have nice hair he does have really nice hair ████ I knew I should got a haircut lost an Anthony has a pop star hair yeah he has pop star Hair For Sure Anthony's a pop star dude crazy hair oh have you seen
17:44 Anthony's old old hair no okay what about Anthony's hair but it was like blonde on top and it's not his natural hair color I don't like that but that's kind oh is that how it used to be definite yeah it was it was it was more like it's a lot of Maintenance though it's like cool until like it grows out in a day can I can I ask you a serious question out of all of us here who do you think has spread their DNA all over the world the most based on just look just like you know like when you have like a old Chevy and there's just leaky oil like who do you think has spread who's got the most miles we'll say just everywhere just just in crush P just like body the body count and be honest just be we have the highest body count okay it's got to be Anthony yeah told
18:34 you I told you what did I say I knew I knew dude we didn't say anything I knew were say that I knew you were smart the first time I met you dude what we say is just what we think in the room it's just you know everyone's thinking it everyone think how like how do you how do you calculate that yeah how do you calculate that usually Charming all over the world you travel a lot you're kind of like the thing in he's kind of like a flight attendant yeah he he's like a flight attendant he's getting a lot of miles we finally get some honest answers it's not just jokes it feels good I can't even stand but I have to can't even do he's taking a risk for this this he clap for Anthony Lee dude go you reconfirmed what we all were thinking yeah so than delete the video and he
19:25 goes long periods where no one sees what he's doing so I don't know I don't know you guys like that I don't know how you were as kids rone like a young version of themselves oh ████ you don't to see you don't see You' be disappointed I think you don't want to see that I've seen your Mexican yearbooks Bart looks the same Bart look the same with the same haircut since I was five same thing came out the womb buff damn that's dope man congrats Anthony nice good job Anthony you won Anthony won the video that's pretty cool man I wish my sperm was all over the world didn't eat my what oh ████ recording hey I didn't know if you guys were recording or what so I didn't want to I'm in yo what's up gentlemen how how you doing man good to see you
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