0:00 That's why I think birthdays are gay. No man needs attention for a whole month. What if it was a gay guy's birthday? >> Hell yeah, that's what it's supposed to be. Cuz gay guys to me are like my sisters. >> Well, what if it's Anony's birthday? >> He's pretty gay. >> All right, Nick was just um on the verge of one of his rants. No, not a ver not a rant, dude. >> Tell us how you really feel. You don't like when guys are throwing a party for themselves and inviting you? >> Well, when they have >> It's my birthday, Nick. Why don't you come over >> at a certain age? It's just like, "All right, dude. You've had enough birthday parties. Cut it out." >> I agree. I agree. >> What's the age? What's the age? >> Like, we could do a dinner, but a whole ass ████ party. What are you talking about, dude? Like, I'm always down to get a dinner. >> What's a party to you? Like, what qualifies as a birthday party?
0:51 >> More than >> If you have an invitation flyer, I'm out. more than eight people >> for adult man's birthday. >> Yeah. Like if you if you went on Canva and you crafted an invite and you're sending it to me because you're having like and it's like sometimes too early of a notice makes me want to bail on it harder if I'm I'm just telling you my intrusive thoughts. What about Google calendar invite? That's not that bad. I'm actually down with that. That's >> I love that actually. >> Actually that I'm I'm more willing to >> cuz my space will get taken up but if we block it out like snowboarding I'm not doing ████ that day. Dude, if you send me an an invitation to like a like a app and I have to like download the app. >> What? That's crazy. >> I have to RSVP on the app if I'm going to go or not. >> Who's doing that? >> I'm immediately I'm not even checking my calendar. I'm not even checking my calendar. I'm already putting No. >> So, what is it you don't like about older men having parties and inviting
1:42 you? >> It depends on what it is. If it's a baby shower, I'm in, dude. >> Barely. Barely. >> But yeah, but he's also right. So, if it's a celebration of life, I'm in. I'm I'm with Nick where I think like if you're a 40-year-old man >> Yeah. >> and you're still trying to have a ████ kinetta or some ████ for yourself. >> Yeah. >> You're ████ whack. >> Kinetta. >> You want to have a ████ male debut? That would be hilarious. At 40 they'll do a debut. >> The last thing you should have where the spotlight is on you. >> Yeah. >> I think is your wedding >> as a man. Yeah. >> Yeah. And then >> then you're in the shadows, brother. Even baby shower, it's like, "Yeah, it's for the female." Fine. But after that, after those two things, let's just kick it regular and we don't need to like ████ make a big deal out of things. >> So, if Anthony Lee had his dachelor,
2:33 >> I'm already out because on the name, >> you would have declined the invitation. >> Yes, I'm already out. >> No way. >> I'll go, "What are you guys doing? What is a dach?" What? >> Wait, you would have said no. >> He would if he I'm like I'll go, "What are we doing?" and he goes, "We're going to come as close to cheating as possible." I'm like, "I'm out. I'm out." >> It's like, "Yeah, let's call it a bachelor party, but we're actually going to a ████ strip club. If there's the line, I'm stepping right before it. >> Going to go to a strip club and a stripper is going to go like this with my dick." >> It didn't touch her lips. It just went in the middle. I'm like, "I'm out. I'm ████ out, dude. That's >> Wait, is that is that what a bachelor party is? >> I think so. >> Wait, do you think that's what he meant? >> I think so. >> I playing Operation with a stripper's mouth. Do you think Do you think that's what he was talking about?
3:23 >> Yeah, dude. ████ that. >> What? I'm like, if we want to activity, why don't we just do ████ Top Golf? >> Why do we got to go to Columbia or some ████ wherever the ████ you? >> I'm not going to Hong Kong and DJ, dude. Exactly. >> Yeah. Let's do Why don't we go on a hike in Zion where there's no strippers? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Wait. So, Dad >> Okay. All right. But if he was to have a bachelor party, right, and it's like we're going to go to the uh open land and shoot guns and then we're going to ride ATVs and do cool like man ████ you would still decline. >> That's I would say no. >> What? >> Because once you start adding too many things, that's a kinsetta again. >> Oh, it's a three It's a three-day weekend. But it's one day, but it's like three activities. You go like one to the other. >> That's a kineta. >> It depends. If I do one thing, >> that's a kitchen already. >> If I can get home by dinner, I'm in.
4:15 >> That's how I That's honestly how I feel. If I get home by dinner, I'm in. But what if they're having dinner there? >> Yeah. What if dinner's part of it? >> Then we have to start the day later. We can't have a all day thing. >> That's That's like That's too much spotlight. Like too much spotlight on me. >> It's too much. >> I'm like, what are you going to do? ████ have outfit changes through the middle of the day, too. That's crazy. >> And also, too, I if I have to if I have to drive like more than an hour, I'm out. I'm out. This is just where I am in life, I think. >> Me, too. Me, too. >> This is just where I am. This guy gets me. >> Old old boring guys. >> Me and Joe Me and Joe had a blast last night. We just sat in massage chairs, didn't talk to each other for an hour. That's awesome. So, if Anthony, let's say Anthony was like dead set on having this bachelor party and he's like, "Okay, what will it take for you to actually come? What would you say are the guidelines for this party?" Like,
5:06 >> don't call it a ████ bachelor. That's number one. >> First problem. >> He's already calling a bachelor party. What would it What would you say are like the stipulations where I'll go if >> um if we could like >> get it done? >> Not sin. Maybe. >> Not sin. >> Yeah. If if I come home, my wife's mad at me for potentially sinning. >> For sinning? Cuz most guy parties are like a ████ front for like, let me just excuse with the boys to do something bad. >> Wild out. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Like, oh, we're going to go for drinks. Freddy brought the cocaine. I don't know why he brought it. >> It wasn't me. We have to do it. He brought it. >> Or or or if they call it like if it's just a actual fishing trip, it's not like let's take the boat to Tijuana to ████ a hooker. >> I'm down with an actual fishing trip. Let's go fishing. Yeah. >> Okay. So, so let's say that is that a suggestion you'd like to go fishing.
5:56 >> That's probably the coolest day trip you could do. >> You know what I You know what I >> What I appreciate is honesty. >> That's what I appreciate. >> So, let's say he's letting you like, you know, um kind of like half planet with him. What What kind of things would you like to do? >> I'm already out. Don't Don't include me in the planet. >> You don't want fishing? >> I honestly don't want to be in the planning either. >> See, I knew he was going to say that. I ████ knew it, dude. Cuz I'm like How much thought are you putting into this? This is so much thought. Jesus Christ. >> So much thought. >> What makes more sense is there's like, hey, let's go on a fishing trip for Labor Day. >> Yeah. >> Weekend. Cuz it's a three-day weekend. >> And I think that makes me go, "Okay, yeah, let's go on a ████ Cuz those you got to go out in the ocean for a day or two." >> So, I'm like, "That makes sense. Um, let's go. Let's go to that." But when
6:47 someone goes, "Hey, for my birthday party, you want to go fishing?" It just said like you're ████ I feel like under 40, you know, over 40, you don't do that ████ >> Yeah. >> If anything, your wife goes, "He never does anything for himself. I'm going to plan a ████ birthday." >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And that's what Hannah did for my 40th birthday. She She had a ████ surprise. like well it wasn't much of a surprise cuz she can't keep surprises but she threw a little get together barbecue at the park. >> That's awesome. >> Yeah, >> that's cool. >> That I guess that would be the other way around it. >> Okay, >> if Nina hit me up, >> Nina was like, "Hey, you know what? Anony's been working his ████ tail off. He hasn't had any time for himself." And I and I can tell like I haven't seen any new Kith ████ Like he really has like not really spent any time on himself. And he goes,
7:37 >> "No new gold necklaces." >> Yeah. He's like, "Can you can you guys really take them out?" I planned it all out. >> I'll be like, "Oh, sick. Hell yeah." But I got to see with my own eyes. The minute I see some new Kith collab show, I'm like, "Dude, this guy's been ████ pampered himself the whole time." >> Honestly, if Nita messaged me personally and was like, "Hey, I want to do something for Anthony." I'm 100% going. >> That's how crazy it is. >> No matter what it is. >> Kind of. >> Wow. >> I don't know if that's bad or not. >> I'm also still sin free though. >> What if it included like possible sinning >> and Nina was okay with it? >> I'm out. >> That's what guys got to do. The guy the guy's got to do this. I I really want to have this bachelor party, but I don't want to look gay. And then the wife goes, "All right, tell me what you want me to tell your friends." And then so she goes, "Hey, Anthony wants to go on a camping trip, right?" And then and then so he we're booking this weekend. And then you guys go and we're like, "Oh,
8:27 it's a secret surprise. All right, we'll do it." I think all guys would be like, "All right, we're going to ████ show up." And then like surprise his ass, right? So then I think one one guy will be like, "All right, I I'll pretend like I'm just going to take them out by myself and then we're going to start driving and you guys be at the cabin." And I think that's hella gay, but it's how it's sold. >> You know what? I did something for my 30th birthday because my wife was like, "Hey, you should do something." And I was like, so I grabbed a bunch of my friends and I was like, "Hey, let's go to Big Bear for the weekend." And it was fine. It was totally cool, but I'm never going to do that again. Why? I just felt weird that all these people drove all the way up >> for me. >> But you're 30. >> Yeah. And it was like >> That's okay though. >> But it was like But but it's just I'm like, you know, >> there's pressure to like make sure it's
9:17 entertaining though when it's for you. Yeah. >> Yeah. And it was just stressful. I felt like I you know, it was like I >> on your shoulders the whole time. >> Yeah. And I just like wanted to make sure everyone had a good time and it was to the point where I was like >> It's actually not fun for you. >> No. >> That's why I think birthdays are gay. It's all it's it's like no man needs attention for a whole month. >> What if it was a gay guy's birthday? >> Hell yeah. That's what it's supposed to be cuz gay guys to me are like my sisters. >> Well, what if it's Anony's birthday? >> He's pretty gay. >> He wants some crazy ████ >> He's like he's going to be like, "Let's get wear ████ matching socks or whatever." I'm like, >> "Hey, hey guys, we should all do kickstands." And then we're like, "No, we're not going to do a kickstand. >> We should all do kickstand." >> And then he's like, "All right, I'm going to do a kickstand." And then we'll like hold his legs up, you know? But that's why it's also good Anthony has all his other like friends cuz they're all down to do crazy ████ >> He could do all the crazy ████ and we could do our regular >> kahas day Brazil
10:07 >> and we eat some meat and that's awesome. Have a cigar. Bam. Bada bing, bada boom. >> We our conversation is you're good. I'm good. Good. So, generally this the consensus is that men in their what you would say 30s 30s to 40s shouldn't be inviting other guys to celebrate things. >> I think people could do whatever the ████ they want. >> I'm not going to join. >> I'm in the same camp. Yeah. You know what? For a regular birthday, I think just a dinner or or whatever just get together is cool. I'd rather do the thing for the thing. Like let's say if if Anthony was like, "Hey, uh you guys want to go to Yoseite?" I'm like, "Oh, hell yeah." >> Yeah. >> Let's go to Yoseity for Yose. But if he's like, "For my birthday, I'm going
10:57 to go to Yoseite." I'm like, "Why'd you make Yoseite gay all of a sudden?" >> Why'd you make him sound gay? That's how he's going to say it. >> Yose is gay. How would you feel if he said, "I'd like I want to go to Let's go to You go, yeah, sure. Let's go." You get there, >> surprise. cuz it was for my birthday. >> No, don't even say that. We You have to throw it away. It has to be like, "Hey, someone has to be like, "Hey, it's your ████ birthday." >> You know, you you get there. You get there and it's like a picnic table with balloons and ████ set up >> for himself. >> Do you see the birthday balloons? You say, "This is a betrayal. I've never seen >> you ████ backstab me, dude." >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yo, that is so funny. I'd be down with it. >> Part shoves Anthony. What the ████ is wrong with you? be laughing so hard. He says surprise to you for his birthday.
11:48 That's something you would do. Backstab me. >> I definitely don't want that kind of attention. That's hilarious, dude. >> Wait, no one asked you. How would you feel? What would you do for Do you like having birthdays like that? Like what's >> Oh, for myself? >> Yeah. For yourself? >> Like what what kind of events do you say yes or no to? I can't do anything unless I feel like people are getting something cool out of it. >> I don't want them to just be there for me. I want them to like I want to do something like where people are like this is ████ sick whether it's a birthday or not. Yeah. >> Why does it feel so gay to like want people to come to your birthday and plan it out and have like some ████ >> It feels gay. It feels gay to care a lot to be like I hope everything works out. >> But I remember being a kid you associate with being a kid. I think >> I cuz I loved having birthday parties and going to birthday parties as a kid
12:39 >> because I would think like dude it's going to be sick like we're going to have um little little gifts for everybody with candy and then sometimes I would go to another birthday and then they'll have some sick ideas like oh they have pin the tail on the dockon I got to have that ████ I got to have that ████ at my birthday that's going to be so fun you know and then next birthday comes around yeah we're going to have pin the tail on the donkey Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was cool. >> What if Anthony asked you to go sin with him for something? Would you go Would you go do it? >> Sin with him for something? >> I can't sin. I can't sin with that dude. He's going to bring it up at ████ JK episode and I'm fried. Yeah, I can't. We got to do some like lame stuff. I like doing lame ████ Like if Anthony wanted to do something real chill and like, you know, not
13:30 elaborately set up. Yeah, that's fine. But yeah, I but I also feel the you know how you feel the pressure of when you invite someone to your thing like the big bear thing. You feel the pressure of like I hope everything everybody's having fun whatever. I also feel pressured when I go to stuff because I feel like damn I hope I hope this isn't like a I hope I'm contributing enough fun >> you know I'm like >> or I make them feel special or whatever you know. >> Yeah. That's kind of why when something's like a highstakes thing if someone's like I'm going to have this party. It's going to be so dope and they and I know they care about it a lot. I almost don't want to go because I don't want to feel like ████ like what if I'm not as excited as you are and you feel like brought down by that >> and that's why you just opt out from the jump. >> Yeah. I think that's how it is with with older guys and going to ████ I don't really like having to do it. >> I think I'll only be excited to do it if I have kids because I remember as a kid
14:23 I loved birthday parties and it was like I just want to that was like my ra cuz I was like oh ████ >> I think you're about to repeat yourself what you said. Exactly. A few minutes ago. >> No, I was going to be like I was going to be like, "Yo, with the other kids, I'm going to be like my uncle, it doesn't matter, someone at church when I get there." And then I would always ask my parents, "When are we singing happy birthday?" When is the cake coming out? I was like, I want to sing it, dude. >> Happy birthday to you with your bull cut. >> Yeah. Yeah, dude. Jok. And then I and then I'm just like sitting there like, "Ooh, blow the candles out because like I I want to stay next to the cake cuz I'll just be like and I'll be this I'll be sideblowing it. You're not even part of it. >> You're imagining.
15:13 >> You have to work out at TGI Fridays on birthdays." >> I was a little too old up until maybe 12. Like I was too cool around 12, but in my heart I wanted to be six going like happy birthday. Imagine, imagine Joe Mama with his head shaved and a big white tea. HE'S LIKE, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU." >> HEY, final consensus. What's the oldest age that a guy could have a birthday party >> for himself? >> Yeah. >> 28. >> You should stop organizing and asking for birthday parties past 35. >> Okay. 35. What do you say? >> I say 28. Dude, >> 28. But >> I I was thinking Yeah. 28. But then I think just to give it a little bit grace period and be 35. >> 35 and 28 so far apart. Just so like I don't know at 28 it's like if you had your ████ together then you're already more of a grown-up but then these days
16:03 it takes longer for everyone to get their ████ together. Maybe 35 >> cuz I think when you hit 28 you start to realize what the ████ am I doing with my life? >> I think 40 I think 40 for sure though. >> 40 for sure. >> And if you're married it should never be about you. >> Your wife's got to throw it for you. >> Your wife, your children, all that ████ ████ that ████
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