0:00 I remember now that I messed up at a job interview the one where I was trying to get for the selling the phones and I was with the regional manager and I ████ up a line like he was like what makes you think you're good at sales you've never done sales and I said um I said I could sell trash to an Eskimo and I meant to say I [Music] welcome back to another highly intimate episode of careful Boys in tomato um we got a fan named velitz or vlitz what's up Blitz rhymes with blitz NFL Blitz oh I like that game turned you on I was gonna say clits but I was wrong oh I should have been way more yeah perverted so um he wanted to ask us if Nick was trying to get a job
0:50 somewhere and he listed JK as a reference and you guys got a call what would you say about Nick what job was it yeah that's the first question for sure well also is this job gonna take him away from JK because I'm sabotaging him so he stays I'd be like the Nick that I know has very normal ears make sure he is normally yours if I'll be like he's always late which is true because I don't lie right so Nick is always late so you could count on him being very undependable on time no say he's always 11 minutes away he's always late that's one always 11 minutes away so if you're looking for a person who's on time look look look somewhere else let's start with the negatives let's start with it if he needs time off for his kids they're just ████ dogs because it's not true to me it does depend on how I feel about Nick and then
1:41 also what he's trying to do because I actually did get a phone call like that so I got a phone call and it's like hey uh this is the LAPD I'm detective whatever whatever uh this person says they're formerly your staff they're trying to apply to the police department uh did you say ████ and I said oh that person I'm like um yeah I would recommend uh hiring them because this person lied to me about being on steroids and we're pretty open about that so I don't know why they would lie to me and uh later they're hired by the LAPD oh they hired him anyway lapd's like steroids that's a check mark this guys you heard about cops and steroids right it's a ████ but I was like that's I was like okay but I I said I would not recommend hiring this person yeah because you're he's gonna upkeep The Thin Blue Veil yeah and I was like oh ████ I was like okay I guess that didn't work because it had it been any other job I think I
2:33 would have like maybe you know like finessed it a little bit because I do want people to succeed but then putting actual like people like that into the police force I was like oh because it's a responsible position yeah I want like a responsible upright citizen like you know and I'm like this person would not make a good place but they're they're they need a recruit yeah you're like maybe for the first time we'll have like responsible upright citizen in the police force and we'll just see what happens yeah we'll see what happens let's say you get a call and it's from like the UFC headquarters and like what do you think of Nick as being like a trainer here for I'm like you should hire him right away and give him plus one passes all the time and let them know that I Bart made the recommendation yeah yeah it's not on steroids and can I also have a UFC hoodie with my name on the back of the
3:23 river put all the clocks 11 minutes ahead and what if it's something as simple as like oh yeah so Nick is trying to get rehired here at Johnny Rockets what do you guys think should we rehire him he's he spits in your Burgers that's not true that's all ████ lie dude that's a ████ you've done that I've never spent someone's Burgers have you ever fits in the Jewish people's Burgers look at look it up did any of your clothes no that's not something people really do well I'm sure they do it but I just was like you've never seen it but also though too like our kitchen was in the middle of the ████ oh that's right oh that is how they are is it still there it's at Santa Anita mall sometimes you you do like you're like ████ do it there are pieces of ████ but then as soon as you do it you're like you're a ████ you'll never do it at least that goes in my head all right what the ████ is this prompt dude that's
4:14 what it says what about Anthony what about Anthony okay okay let's do Anthony now what would I say about you no you were the job no oh dude if you were the if you were okay if somebody called about Anthony yeah what'd you say best 911 denier ever gonna hire in your life he won't shut up about loose change but he's a real Thunder but he uh he's a fun guy you guys are just thrown out don't ask about Tower seven because you're gonna lose like three hours of your ████ life but after that you'll be fine and he'll eventually show you the 911 dance that he created and then he's like you can't listen to her for too long because then you'll really believe him yeah so you gotta watch out yeah he converted my sister and I can't talk to her anymore so and I
5:05 can't see her anymore if it's a friend I would say anything to help them get what I know what I know what my friend is trying to do yeah both of my brothers went in the military and I got called about them and I had I had to not troll it was hard because you know they want that job yeah yeah yeah so I had to be a good boy but it was what did you want to say oh my all this ████ like well you know if you like guys who like beat off in the closet you know if you like crusty socks in the military like like if you want to open a sock drawer and like just ████ see concrete everywhere I want to say all of it but yeah I had to be a good boy for my brother my brothers I had to clean it up oh man I did I did that was good that's nice
5:56 because we're trying to get their clearances would you do that for Anthony no ████ no I would I would just say he doesn't even think the 911 even happened that's all they would do all right so he doesn't even think that George Bush was president back then he thinks that it was dictating what if he's applying to be what if he's applying to be a producer on loose change too oh I'd be like he he thinks that 911 was real it was completely real he doesn't think it was a hoax at all yeah he's talking about some Taliban the whole time and he's connected to the Saudis and the Cheney fan did you guys see the Dick Cheney movie though because before before the Dick Cheney movie I was so like ████ these guys they ████ sold America out and afterwards I was like corruption's kind of cool you made it
6:46 sexy I was like Dick Cheney's kind of ████ cool Christian Bale right yeah yeah it was good it was a good it was vice vice vice yeah yeah I liked it it helped me understand their game a lot better like a career politician game yeah and like how people people use America as a way to make money for their companies yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and he's just one of the players in the whole system yeah yeah you can't hate the player you gotta hate the game how would we recommend Ryan to places I would just be like this guy's good at everything buyer beware though this guy's good at everything but if you ████ him over he's gonna find out where you live and he's gonna send people to kill you you don't know what you're getting with this cat also make sure that you know nobody discriminates against Indian people at your workplace yeah I take it real personally I think
7:37 I'd sabotage all your guys's chances to work anywhere else because I need to keep you here this is for life baby it's really smart so you can ask me for you know say like yeah put in a good word and I'd be like they're only available Sunday through Wednesday yeah after we get taxes literally yeah I did it's it we can't leave it's a complete blood Brotherhood this is still one of my favorite things when you search Anthony Lee kinjas and Google Images so this comes up and it's it's a picture of Steve but it does comedy genius wow but then if you look at the image it says he had a dance about how 911's not real what have you done to your self being here what have you guys done to my image what
8:27 have we done to you don't don't turn this around honest question wait I can't Gaslight you ████ yes don't don't you think it's cool to be like okay say if you're a fan of Anthony the dancer the leader of the ████ kinjas yo right but you still can't tell because they're all masked anyway yeah but you're like I know Anthony because of the ████ opponent to or is like well you know you like his moves the best yeah like you know I you're like I'm such a mega fan I know how Anthony moves ah what don't you think it's cool to like watch you do this ████ and be like oh my God he could do it all I feel like this show lets you bring out a different person like your ACT people get to know who you are no I get it like if if somebody comes up to me and they're a kinjaz fan no oh I'm a kid's fan I'm like Yo dude thank you I feel such immense gratitude somebody comes up they're like I'm a JK fan I look at them like they're like a homie that knows something that other people don't you know what I'm saying um
9:20 yeah no it's dope I love it because they give you a wedgie or something on the spot they don't just know how you pop it I'm afraid of what they're gonna say I don't know if it's just regular friendship or they're about to throw out a ████ discuss because you might be with their kids just boys do they actually roast you though some people don't have those social cues and they'll say something but it's very light it's very light but it's it's it's in it's light you know what I mean the same thing the same thing does happen to me because like a guy once said oh dude I saw that ████ story you really ████ your ex in the ass and got a piece of ████ on your dick like they'll just say ████ like and they're with their family and ████ you're like that's not this yeah everyone's Whispering behind a Ryan thought oh my God he's the ████ sickest dude ever oh ████ yeah holy ████ yeah like I'm not trying to be at the airport and somebody's like Yo dude you're a 911 denier like ████ yeah
10:10 here's like probably one of my favorite things that we just discovered so if you look up Anthony Lee kinjas on just regular 600 000 results dude the actual photo is a fart what it's not even Anthony's 11 Million results click height click height how did that happen I don't know it's just Bart dude you have your ████ height on there no it's not much why is it Bart with the cucumbers on his eyes that's the picture of Anthony Lee kinjaz for some reason that's the uh that's the uh how did we turn this around let's go back to Nick okay let's make it too real how about this I'll tell you the story about how like I trained this one girl she's 19 and um she's a really sweet girl and she she came up to me and was like I started watching that podcast you're on and I was like I looked at her and I was like immediately whenever someone says that to me I go stop watching it don't watch
11:01 it please don't watch it hey stop and no that's it that's it oh what a good story yeah yeah so I told you it'd be good if you were on like a podcast like a big podcast so you're on Joe Rogan he's like you want to promote anything like no no no no no that's not just kidding show us how you would promote JK what's what do you say yeah what do you say Joe Rogan you're on pop Joe working pot he throw it away dude I would throw it away take away Nick go ahead I'm like yeah if you guys want to you know you catch me on JK news on YouTube I couldn't hear you what'd you say that's it that's fast and he goes what's JK news I'm like oh it's a it's a six-person podcast that I do with a couple of my buds that's what I would say excited like that what do you guys talk about ████ sold we do
11:52 uh we talk most time we're ████ around when we talk about news stories but we never talk about them yeah and sold but it's fun we have so much fun we try to talk about news stories but then we go to in a completely different direction yeah yeah oh I can't wait to see this show I'll be like you guys got it you're the greatest showman alive I'll be like you can watch it if you want you guys could watch it it's up to you no pressure some people respond to that type of uh advertising that's how I advertise bro with everything hashtag wise Nick on YouTube hashtag replace Nick hashtag is this good content anti-ad yeah yeah but I think you know that's just true he's going with the Lex Friedman kind of vibe you know kind of just monotone but like he's bringing the very unsureness side that's not bad I mean it's the thing but Lex is like AI Nick's way more like a person yeah Nick is just like unsure
12:42 it's just a yeah artificial he's not intelligent he's just artificial nothing smart about his face fake ass Nick barely a human being and then they go oh so it looks here that you used to work for a JoJo barcana JK uh news what was that like what would you say it's the best why do you do that face it's the best the Nacho Libre one it's the best go go away and they go okay so during your time there what did you learn um I learned that the best way to handle the saddest ████ in the world is to laugh at everything honestly 100 attack when's the last time you guys
13:32 actually had to do a job interview and get a like go through that process for work it's been ages I don't know dang and you guys remember that 20 2009 20 2008 2008 2008 3000 oh wait 2006 when I moved to L.A okay 2008. I think I was 2009 yeah but then I got hired as a writer at maker and that was like 2009 but it was do they do interviews yeah kind of they really they already wanted me so it's kind of like a just rubber stamp interview oh yeah because I don't know in entertainment if you do interviews unless it's like for marketing or like those like you do without knowing it was sort of like a what do you want out of this place kind of interview for me yeah and um but like I don't know that everyone else had that you never know but you're more like behind the scenes at maker I started
14:23 that way but that was also they're in their first flight of hired Talent it was like me and Casa and like you know Lisa Nova and yeah yeah we're like the first group of whatever yeah you know what I do remember Ryan um when we were doing uh ABDC uh after like kind of like putting together our non-televised kind of like mini audition round getting into that boardroom with everybody all the producers and them asking like why we should be on the show a bunch of different random questions you know what we represent where we're from blah blah all this stuff I remember them asking because you know how we always had like our little Sensei voice and stuff that just kind of like delivered some sort of message blah blah and you know we're walking in a bunch of Asian dudes and it's like hell just like white producers and stuff sitting at the table and they're like who is that guy like who's
15:15 that sense like what is that and then all the dudes uh they're just like they have no answer but they look down everybody's staring at me to ████ make this answer and I say some like overly poetic ████ but I basically say something like we created the Persona the Sensei because all of us are imperfect so we wanted to create something that had a moral boundary that we could follow since none of us are ever going to be perfect so we needed something artificial to be able to look up to and aspire to be you just thought about that wow yeah that was really good professional ████ typical Anthony dude that's pre-chat gbt soulless answer solo but it's everybody in that room was genuinely like that's tight wow and we walked out of there and all the guys would give me mad problems like you damn that was pretty crazy that's really ████ fast thinking damn when you guys left the room they're
16:06 like we left the room they were like it's like oh that's a hard-ass answer you know what I heard I heard was he speaking in English and I've been so like casual that um and even in the restaurant like world two I think it's much more casual than the professional world like like the space is just more blue-collar right so then when I'm working now with city government people doing fundraisers and like getting invited into events and then like I totally forgot the corporate professionalism stuff like like there's a corporate face in a at home face right and then how they
16:57 like speak and interact and they're like the water cooler talk yeah how are you doing today Bob you know that ████ like I don't I don't like what do they call it code switching or whatever like you don't I don't do that so then like I just go in and I'm told and then I feel a fish out of water like halfway through the event I'm I get self-conscious because I first I'm just myself and people are laughing and whatever and I know like they laugh even in entertainment because I'm just uh funny but like when when I'm in the corporate world or I think it's even more that so I'm like oh ████ and then halfway through I'm like oh ████ I better I better act differently because this is this is more serious and I get kind of like should I be that way or should I be myself you know what I mean like it's because I'm the only one I'm not with you guys I'm not you know and then they're acting a
17:48 certain way and you want to build rapport for future business or whatever and you're like I don't know I don't know if I'm acting the correct way where I left a good impression or not yeah and I'll be like telling jokes and ████ and they're like afraid to laugh and I'm just like oh damn I forgot maybe I shouldn't be doing it it's gonna be hard to make them laugh like I know they want to laugh but or like not not at the real ████ no you're standing straight don't scare the straights because laughing it like tells you what their real opinion is it's like you have to give them ████ neutered things to laugh about exactly yeah because I'm like oh these guys work in the journalism like real news channels or whatever or like people in politics city government they need slogans right they need like It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Jimmy when you take your shoes off you gotta be like sorry my my dogs were barking anything to get away from the kids yeah yeah like that like that ████ yeah but you know what though
18:40 tonight brother that's my wife calling and have fun with it while everyone else takes it seriously though yeah yeah I love I love those lines now like if you have one homie with you and you're both on the inside doing that it's pretty cool it's like sitcom bits dude I mean a man it's bumper sticker it has to be ironic though yeah but I guess the cool thing about Hawaii though it's everyone's more casual so they're never like full-on like as if you were to run into one of those in La you're like the ████ is wrong with you and then you're like wait I'm the wrong one this is their world Hawaiian fans have been the best by far like they've been real ████ cool yeah but even that like when you're professional you're professional like there's just still like that separation of that was so funny yeah it feels so stiff feels like weird
19:30 yeah that feeling is so oh but there yeah but they to me that's a different language right that's a different world there's legal things there's politics there's all that and I felt like oh this is why I chose this path of life because it's like this is what I that's true we chose lifestyle first and then the money some people already like that even without being in that world but it doesn't matter because like dude like selling movies and stuff like that's a creative field or whatever bro every time you're on a phone call with these Studios oh ████ the same ████ ████ it's like corporate like so how's the weather over there ah you know it's hot as ████ it's crazy if you're not saying ████ right but it's like oh my God I can't even believe it and then like that's like five minutes of nothing just no ████ shut up let's warm it up oh yeah and then silence like ████
20:23 probably 35 seconds of silence and then like so yeah let's get to it same ████ no matter what field bro remember I I I remember now that I messed up at a job interview the one where I was trying to get for the selling the phones and I was with the regional manager and I ████ up a line like he was like what makes you think you're good at sales you've never done sales and I said um I said I could sell trash to an Eskimo and I meant to say I I but also it still works but also I [Laughter]
21:19 I think ████ that is we're still embarrassing right now thinking about it it's really good I'm gonna steal that by the way being around freelance Freelancers and entrepreneurs it's been a long time being with corporate working environments right yeah there's so much pointless ████ work that people do in meetings and talk and just time wasting time stretching ████ that I was like holy crap I forgot this life like when I worked in a company company I remember everybody was doing this wasting their ████ time just stretching their hour I mean like everyone's trying to get theirs that's what makes it fun sometimes though yeah you know what I mean it's like you know no matter what no matter how well you do or how okay you do you get paid the exact same right
22:11 but when you're around people that care about their job it's much more different it is that's the worst part get out of here like some people like especially we all know in like the brand industry they care about their job so much they give you the most Superfluous notes that that does nothing it does nothing for the brand campaign or anything that's true but they have to stamp their personal ████ little they gotta show they work that that's it yeah and they put their little I put my little stamp on it you know now I made sure that you have to go back and edit your thing again we tweak that can we add this exactly just so people can see that I was part of this yeah and now you have to transcode it again you got to upload it again export it again good luck sucks ████ you guys
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