0:00 oh my God show the audience I think 911 happened though what were you say oh my God just tell us about the origies when you peel back my foreskin my head is pretty pink wait okay touch me right now we're Ultra Al alpha or we're Ultra beta I don't know the difference but I'm okay cuz I like to [Music] win and welcome back everybody to a very special flaming episode of the careful boys where today we have the ultimate flamer Mr Jason chenny in the room I see a flamer what is Flaming what is Flaming me cuz this is a very very special he's a flaming hot do you know what that means this this is the off the Record topic he's super hot yeah super hot right super flaming okay you're
0:50 extremely flaming is that good absolutely I'm flaming yeah I don't believe you man we like flaming hot this is this is what all the fans want to know whether they said it or not whether they said and you're you're the main guest here okay so if all of us yourself included you're probably the most we're gay we're gay right wait why you say if all of us were gay okay hey sounds gay I'm in we know this okay you have to rank us and give us some reasons why you would date Us in what order oh I like this you so you have to I have to date all out of all of us but you have to rank us which one would you want to date the most dude this is so gay yeah this sounds gay he's in who would you want to date and then who would you not want to date and then who's mid yeah and why who's in the afterthought what are you attracted to
1:41 Quality personality the most and then the least dude my answer is going to be so specific and juicy that's what we want that's what we want bro where do I start juice you want you start start the lowest theow yeah the least there's no lowest can I just say no when you say the lowest and once you name that person they have to go outside of the office it's like a dating show they're eliminated and at the end you're oneon-one with the person that you want the most this is a bachelor The Bachelor The Bachelor you have to tell them straight in the eyes all the characteristics as why you want them the most you two get a free workout session at barbell Brigade or lard Jitsu or you could do no you I take it back I take it back I withdraw my invitation hey come on final round you have to hold hands with
2:32 that and look into their eyes that's so weird we do it like or we do it like uh dude that's ████ up man save your top picks first like like you know like the bachelor I like I like the low one gets kicked out the office let's do that all right you have to go hang out with can for the rest of the video they got to go get they got to go 7-Eleven get us it's not elimination it's just one guy yeah yeah what first guy who's okay so who do you eliminate least least and those say their name for describe them yeah yeah describe them first before you say the name before you do a reveal and why you don't like them okay Anthony please excuse yourself just joking just joking never tell me to my face dude you're ████ buff man an think he's in a big shirt but a lot of musle dude seriously dude I'm not
3:23 gay but I don't want to R lose right now I'm just like competitive I don't want to be the first guy want to be the guy am I really getting kicked out no I just said a random somebody has somebody has to go oh my God somebody has to be eliminated so crazy who's the least guy that you would get dude this is going to hurt my heart what do you mean keep it real bro just be real just say it I will I will don't point of me like that dude wrong okay hold up hold up I could make you feel like you're with the woman bro you can't be selling yourself yeah you can't sell yourself oh why wait maybe we should get a chance to sell ourselves cuz it might change his mind I just want to hear what he has to say just go get her over with Mar get so frustrated he's too anxious he's too anxious he's like just say it just ████ I can't take the anticipation come on yeah which which
4:14 one of us is the least desirable to you and bro this is so stressful man you have to say why just sit right there no one's feelings are going to be hurt of course it is no it's not it is it is going to be hurt hell yeah dude no one none of us want to lose if you get eliminated you sit on the couch in the background sit back there all right sit back there all right hurry up dude what don't this what this is like getting married you can't say hurry up describe them and why you don't want to date them and then pick and say about wait wait and give them a chance to change your mind okay well can I can I say some stuff give them a chance to change your mind all right go okay but everybody has to say what their best and worst quality is you know you know why I don't want to do that why the reason why I don't want to do that is because I actually want to hear from you what you think of us okay
5:07 and also if we tell you what we say you're going to use our words and you're not play I don't know what you yeah but that was a strategy bro and also you just ████ my strategy barly cuz if you imagine how he really is going to ████ you this was trying to wiggle it out wiggle out of it okay I think I know your ████ games you ████ ████ he has to pass judgment first and then we have to defend okay okay yeah that work all right oh my God show The Audience Show The Audience Show me the proof oh my God yeah bro you look so cool you look so ████
5:57 cool show me the proof that's how he got out of it dude he show shut the ████ up that's how he got that was a secret weapon what the flying ████ you look really cool in this you look hella cool dude you look really Co he like an action hero don't play on this bit you don't you're not a part of this B I know but what is this somebody explain but I know it was a weapon and I have used it that's the last one you could use is this you ████ greatest episode is this you back no no it's not it's not it's not don't tell me there's more than one it's it's for you and Dina please guys Anthony won't let us
6:50 sell these shirts please beg him for me he won't listen to me we want to sell these shirts too far it's not a merch it's not a merch it it's not a merch item it's too far people's lives got hurt it's not a merch item it's just a oneoff for it sounds like a two off to me or is it a six off is I had to get a minimum of two I didn't want to can you imagine being the guy having to print this ████ out and he's just like what the ████ who the ████ is Anthony Lee oh man show me the it's not to go anywhere but here I'm wear this to the quest Halloween party show me the proof I'm upset with you for
7:40 participating I didn't even know I'm that shirt he didn't even know what he put on shirt though this is a really good this really well made ████ eliminate somebody you're being really angry right yeah eliminate me best we're going to get a streamy for this don't Nick just m oh oh my God you shouldn't have gave it to him dude he's going to wear it the whole day show me proof cuz uh you ████ I think this shirt I like this one better than the careful Boy shirt dude hey hey whoa whoa who I'm just joking I'm just joking so like who's the first one you want to all right you got pick somebody you got to pick somebody it's okay Anthony Lee has a really good dance about how let him say his ████ how 911 isn't real oh you oh is that what this is no it's not is that what this is cuz it has a building
8:30 everything guys people got hurt wait remember we talked about earlier back to the dating game this the worst dating game ever shirt anymore what who who and where and I shirtm who where and how yeah um you don't have to keep wearing it but okay you know what maybe but I don't know I don't mind it it's a good shirt though stop focusing on a shirt it's a good shirt um the other one would have been a better when we talked about 911 let me ask you something I know that was ████ up if I did I think because but who is the least emotionally uh I have to know who's emotionally less available that's up to you to decide who do you think out of all you figure yeah you judge us we why don't you start asking us questions like a dating show and maybe we can answer you Jud specific you just eliminate us
9:22 all right how do you guys show your love language what's your first and second how do you show it not how you want to receive it but how do you show it go touch huh physical touch physical touch is what's the second one I'm just curious ████ just tell me the second so touch is the first one um probably quality time oh hey okay hey J Jenny I'm the exact same baby touch and quality time quality time okay what about qual quality time act acts of service and quality time acts of service what's yours but first and second how do you like to show it how I show it is acts of service and quality time wow okay now it's down to you touch guys ████ because touch guys is like that's an easy thing like everybody could touch not to touch well not to touch your heart okay touch
10:13 me right now is that your question no wa I'm technically the only one touching your your okay touch but what uh touch and then quality time and your is touch and quality time too yeah um I like to cuddle dude okay so he's obviously eliminating one of us yeah it's one of you guys probably going to be me cuz I don't have a cool shirt with my face on it dude can we stop bringing attention to it that's my job okay I can do it cuz it's relevant to me comedy poor timing poor execution okay okay cool all right yeah I think 9911 happened though what were you saying oh my God wait did you say it didn't happen oh my god oh I don't know because you said
11:03 no okay continue okay can you see yourself dating a 9/11 denier though oh no see never he's not really into conspiracy theorists so it's down to Nick or Anthony and first round El first round in hey dude do you like my ears do you think they're hot um that's enough no no I could I could grow no I know a no when I see one no I could grow to like them I don't like that oh like if you if the quality time is good what what do you like do for quality time who do you have more chemistry with me or Nick um you guys are both nice guys I like that um the comments usually say you have better chemistry than Anthony though people think I hate you no but you have a good heart you don't know that I would emphasize the tea okay how how how how
11:53 big is your Venus yeah inches it's relative to his height it's kind of cold in here no on SW we're talking on swole okay let me ask you something are you a size queen Jason chenny what what's your penis color oh mine's dark it's really dark yeah my ball sack is a little darker than the shaft and there's like a total of maybe like three shades of a nice tanned Brown okay when you peel back my hores skin my head is pretty pink wait don't insert yourself into our situation Joe I can't compete with pig penis like s's G I'm in Joe just locked in dude yeah he's not even one of the options you're just giving some stuff some details throw in a bone okay but what um we're running out of time man we still got everybody
12:43 sitting at the table eliminate one okay when you kiss in the mouth do you guys what is it like describe your kiss okay I'll say this I think this is a little weird but um recently I've been wearing a lot of nose strips and I need them to be able to breathe through my nose so I don't mouth breathe yeah so I do that and then also um I like to open my eyes and make eye contact while I kiss yeah me too wait wa what do you mean I ████ I thought you didn't want to be eliminated no you like to look while you kiss yeah because it's like I like to enjoy what it is in front of me but two people can't do it you can't see that ████ though no you could are you eye to eye no you see a little bit like you're not like ████ you know what I mean you're like a little bit like yeah yeah like that you just see a little bit
13:33 of something do you close your eyes the whole time uh if it feels really good I close my eyes yeah okay are you aggressive with your lips uh when I was younger I would be a little bit more aggressive now I'm very very sensual damn sensual slow is that is that what you like I like sensual slow he said damn cuz it sucks that I have to let man that sucks that I have to make the decision for you but I guess I all right you have to make a decision do a countdown from six y'all all right 6 5 4 just point to who you're eliminating 2 1 go man Ryan's got to go you weren't even the option what a curveball no is it is it it had to do a twist I don't know what that I just all right I'm out who's next who's next I don't know man Jing it's elimination but what if I want
14:24 to Ryan you Fu okay my bad ████ up game over dude all right round two round two here we go you got now you got to describe something that you're attracted to and then who you believe does not have this quality at all yeah okay okay I got it I got it okay who's um big toe is the thickest dude you can't have a big the biggest my big toe is kind of thick that's pretty thick big toe that's thicker than mine big toe yeah my big toe's kind of thi I bet an got long big toe not that noral do you have a feet footage no I don't have a fe fo footage my big to's like a ████ I got pretty that's a thick big look can I tell you something B you have a really
15:15 nice personality and are you're really organized how do you know I'm organized huh you see my backpack but because of your big toe I would have to you go oh that's messed up just because of this guy sucks on toes I didn't know you were superficial like that he's a feet footish dude how did it start with you almost eliminating these guys and now you eliminate part of they weren't even in the ████ danger zone TV they were it's a switch the producers are crazy on the show T now we're down to almost the final round all Ryan what's the last category of all right we are at uh round two round two you know what I I didn't think I was going to make it this far so I want to thank
16:05 everyone at home and my family for helping me get make it this far so I thought I was going to be eliminated before we even started the show I'm just happy to be here I think your long hair is keeping you in dude I know okay I tried what um who when you get angry what how do you deal with like arguments um like how do you deal with like tension and how do you deal with like you know when when we're a couple how do we I'll probably like Gaslight you and blame you for my problems he's trying to get eliminated don't listen to that yeah why do you guys say that man I want to stay I'm trying to win bro why why would you say gas light me man I'm trying to stay I'm present body why why why why
16:56 we okay my dad's got diabetes IES diabetes all right my dad got to Gold to well I'm just answering your question yeah you gas you gas me that's your thing I mean it's not my thing but like I I maybe it's my problem okay that's your problem so you're a gaslighter on AC me I'll say I'll I'll yell and I go I'm sorry I lost control oh man like that's really nice and I said I said I love you I like that man after after gas you oh true true my dick a hard no um it is true wrong yeah because you do you actually apologize after how long after you Gaslight somebody you apologize I apologize before the other person can realize that I did wrong wrong
17:53 um no fall back on that one too strong wrong I I I think I'm pretty calm In the Heat of an argument really you're pretty calm I'm pretty calm but is this a scary C or you're like you kind you really sell it until you kind of normal what do you mean sell it I try to be calm I try to be calm as best I can but then sometimes I stay a little quiet quiet until I you know and then what are the intrusive thoughts what are the intrusive thoughts that when you're quiet is there choking involved no no choking no choking no nothing physical damn damn that's a down SP off no yeah like I choke all the time dude I ████ choke people oh no no okay no I um I tried to be fair I to be fair I try not to raise my voice and I try to find a solution I think wow these guys are lying to you dude that's a good one I try to do that I don't mean it doesn't mean I do it he's he's in a stable relationship I know that is really nice
18:44 but you both of you guys too though yeah I think he's maybe he's trying to divulge some sort of secret to his relationship no but he seems pretty upend you seem like a sneaky guy his shirt say sounds gay I mean you seem like a sneaky guy dude I'm just joking we all know you like just tell us about the ories can I say something can I say something the chemistry between you guys is ████ through the roof look at his deflecting skills yeah why are you deflecting man is that deflecting or is that just this is like reverse psychology he's trying to make us look good so he can win somehow and that's that's 4 3 2 1 who's cut okay you got to [Music] go sorry sorry by bye-bye bye loser you got because you gas man take
19:36 that sh off we are down we are down to the final round final loser have fun being alone who does Jason chenny want to marry out of the careful who do you think it was going to be down to me and Joe who's who are you going to propose to yeah yeah he either feel I think it's either he feels that we're Ultra Al alpha or we're Ultra beta I don't know the difference but I'm okay cuz I like to win no I think but I can we do it like the like how when you pick the winning fighter like that but I think no matter what the rest of you losers over there like I won't have a relationship with you but I think no matter what me and Joe whoever gets picked me and Joe will have a special bond okay Jason in this last category
20:28 who are you most physically attracted to out of these two all right what the ████ dude why don't you to ask that earlier yeah but yeah but that's that's not fair you're not giving Nick much competition bro but the thing is like I'm I'm like an emotional connection type of guy he doesn't care about looks so huh I you eliminated I I do care about you're like the hot girl with no ████ Personality yeah I'm like the ████ six but a A+ personality you went from numbers to great Joe wasn't in the category but if you pull back well it's because if I was a c that's like a 70% but I feel like I'm more of a d but I don't want to say d cuz it sounds worse than a six I'm a 7.5 with a Michelin star okay oo you know
21:19 about Michelin stars wow you could blend both of them yeah now well if he's going to do it I'm going to do it too he didn't he didn't do it six five I got nothing it's just physical you use your eyes yeah but physical but they're both ████ up what do you mean ████ up wait make him sit make him sit next to you like surround him all right so that all right okay ready 6 5 4 2 one hold on hold on hold on he has to go oh wait I win wait did I go oh he go he has to
22:12 go that's the winner we got to go outside no he has to go all you guys make sure you round off the video real nice all right have a nice hey talk about your trip your date end the video end the video all right guys thanks for watching that's all we're going to do no Nick you have to be vulnerable nah dude ████ you man come on man I'll give you a hug you have to be vulnerable I'll give you a hug just come in for my tongue man hey come back in we we kissed already okay okay thanks for not picking me you piece of ████ you got me scared I thought you picked Joe thanks for watching and uh uh say the thing how do you feel after I chose you as my it's a great it's a very great honor um but dude pour your heart out yeah it's a great honor we'll see you guys next week just kidding news Careful by is a brand just kidding news is the man of smart people the people of just kidding news
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