0:00 [Music] a houston man robbed and kidnapped his own roommate at gunpoint after being asked to move out he was asking for it what was his end goal here you ever been in a situation where you lived with someone and they weren't paying rent and you had to be like hey man i think you gotta even pay rent or leave that's kind of where they ended up and the dude in response to that at gunpoint made him uh give him money out of his credit card so then he paid him out wait where was he he robbed him and then he goes all right i thought he was gonna do that but no instead he just he put him in the trunk of his own car drove his car around and then abandoned the car on the road oh my god wait who the guy that didn't pay rent robbed them that'd be funny if the owner robbed him once he was asking you gotta move out and i'm robbing you you know what's
0:51 crazy about that though i grew up with a dude i don't know the details but he's doing like 50 years or 60 years in a prison in louisiana apparently he him and his roommate fell out something happened and he killed the roommate and i don't know if he initially i think he tried i think he tried to put him on fire but it didn't work so he rolled them up in one of those big rugs carried him outside took him in the car threw him over a bridge into a uh like a lake and the body floated up but the neighbor caught it all in the ring hey we're gonna get you dude dude he's doing he's doing like life right now he and the only reason like my partner told me i'm like dude i said because i said so-and-so hit me up on facebook he's like what i'm like yes i
1:42 guess he somebody got a hold of a phone he's like hey man i've seen you on vice man how are you doing man paul this is so-and-so i'm like damn dude where you at he's like man i'm in hell right now and then i asked the homie i'm like damn what is he in there for he told me the story i'm like god dude how you you can't come back from that yeah dude they caught him he rolled him up and he was dead he rolled the body up with a thing and carried it outside they got it all on video and then the body do it over the river and then it floated back up and then when the trial means dude it was it was his roommate it was a boy they're out there selling drugs again they're hustling so they got into a fight or whatever yeah i don't i guess something happened but he killed he he killed the dude now that's the same thing this guy said he said they've had no uh beef or anything like they don't they don't even really hang and then out of nowhere once he was like yo i think you got to move out because the dude
2:32 owns the house and he's like you gotta move out of my house that's when he just pulled this and it's on camera oh ████ it's on camera let me tilt it a little bit more yeah see you know what that that's he's got to be on like some pills or some drugs you know what i mean yeah yeah very rational they just and you don't that's a nice house he's got the gun on him huh yeah he's holding the gun around bro what's the issue what's the issue that's the type of move clear the table there's like one little shaker i mean get on the table right here bro what the hell so this guy this guy knew he had rings in the house too and he was just like yeah i'm just gonna do this here not the smartest yeah an idiot he's a roommate he's not we're in the age of
3:22 videos though man yeah technology bro it's just gonna get caught right yeah he doesn't seem like a different thing ring anything i mean surveillance tv tvs it's all over the place try so hard to get away with anything these days i got all of that man tesla cars and ████ you know but it makes it so it makes it feel pretty comfortable though when you have that and your neighbors watching well thank goodness for that and probably you know need to go get a pit bull up in there like hey buddy get him you know me it's like dude it's like at what point do people like rationalizing like you said it's your house man get the hell out i'm done you know you're not you gotta go i just wanna know what this guy's game plan was like okay you're gonna rob him you're gonna kidnap him and then what like you're just gonna his game plan literally so he that's the moment there where he's got the gun on yeah right and then he makes him do like a like a venmo
4:12 transfer like a bank of like five g's or something so that's great that's that's that's grand theft five thousand months grand theft another chart yeah wow yeah and you have it in in writing too yeah you got robbery kidnapping because you're moving from one point to another point and you can see the amount so it's probably easier to get it recovered if you're the victim right because you could you could tell your bank or whatever yeah well yeah that's the number it's not like it's cash and it's like undeterminable i hope he gets a little bit of that rent money back too that he hasn't been paying you think you think this guy's got anything left to give him probably went to joe and called him hey can you just click call from hey hey you know we've had our differences come on dude i didn't mean it do you think that's pilt like behavior yeah yeah oh yeah i knew a dude on pill then he and you know at one point he called
5:03 me like oh man there's people there tripping man i'm telling you there he was like and he was on one and that's when yeah he he got those pain with pills man the drugs now these kids they'd be having awesome ████ man and then they wake up like what i do you know it's that roseanne one the sleepy one remember that she like half hallucinating and ████ ambient was getting people to ████ sleepwalk and do weird ████ but then ambien was like nah that wasn't us the bikes and then people are doing them ████ smoking oxies yeah yeah spicy smoking on spice and bath fault damn asshole's making all those zombies in florida no no that sounds terrifying man yeah that'll really make you hit the salt shaker way off the table i i lived with the roommate
5:54 uh that i didn't like so when i was in mls school which is like your job school in the military um you have inspections like weekly inspections on your uh well it's not squad bay but it's like uh it's like it's like a room and then you have like three or four other door mates pretty much and then i like to work out and so in the military you have very uh when you're in school you have very limited free time you know because you have to you go to school and you gotta do this and you have like company pt and you have just so many ████ things so the only time that you really have is like after dinner you have two hours before you have to do the next thing so for me that's valuable because i want to go work out and then but on i think like mondays or fridays where we have inspections you have to clean it it has to pass like a white glove inspection like they put a white glove on they touch everything and then so for me like every monday i just knew i'm gonna go in and clean up like we already divvied everything up
6:44 but you're i'm doing the blinds or you do the sheets or you do the bat or whatever right so i did all my ████ i'm like all right guys i'm ████ done uh these two guys look like they're on track i go to my other uh my other roommate his name is perez and then he was just sitting like in his like foot locker thing and he was sitting there like this i'm like hey praise all you gotta do is this i did like 75 because i want to rush out i always do more so i did like 75 percent of ████ on bounce uh all you got to do is just do this and then he just wouldn't even like talk to me and i was like yo hello i'm talking to you and he goes uh and he's like no i don't want to i'm like what he goes and then he started and i was like come on just gotta do this and he was like nah ████ you damn whoa whoa this is just like oh ████ what the ████ and then you know when you sometimes you hear those things it makes you like cuckoo so i just started bombing on that ████ dude this guy is crazy
7:35 get off first i just started bombing him because it was just like when people are down a reason i'm always down to reason you know is it like oh your hands are hurt who's having a tantrum with you what is it like you ████ you if you've got a sweater you can't wipe ████ take care of it this time like whatever it is or like i don't know i'll reason with someone i wasn't expecting you to say i started boxing like in the military there's like less than ████ at that time probably less than like one percent asians right the next day you got a rap huh the next day we showed up in class everyone looks at perez and he had ████ lumps all over his face and then i'm just like he was still like this i'm just sitting in class like this and you just see all the people there's ████ crazy i'm just like i'm not crazy
8:28 [Laughter] no never every monday he knew exactly what to do yeah there you go man sometimes sometimes you can beat the crazy out of somebody you beat that ass you know what i mean i would be like after a month later like come on man why were you so mean to me i'd be like why why did you say ████ you you're having a bad day on graduation day i did go and like shake it i just feel that i don't like bad feelings um so i did go and shake his hand he was like why were you like that man and he was just like i don't know he's still giving you attitude maybe he was one of those dudes that like joined the military and halfway through he was like this isn't what i wanted so he was just like i'm not gonna do ████ and they're just taking it on
9:18 right now just having a moment yeah or i don't know i don't know what it is but it was just i was just now that was a good lesson for him though because like he said there's a consequence there there's dad at that moment [Laughter] i was like i don't know i don't even know if you use words i'll always use words you can't get in trouble for what you did yeah he said ████ you he used his word yeah you're supposed to say ████ you back well he caught me with my pants down oh that's what this is about i didn't know what to say i ████ malfunctioned oh no uh he didn't report me which was kind of cool oh he could have what would have happened oh man uh so the military version of like getting in trouble be like njp so it could be they they hold me there for way longer or i don't graduate or i get demoted and when you get demoted your
10:08 pay gets taken away like a lot of ████ could happen so they don't make him explain why he's already but he could but it could have backfired him too could by telling they're like oh and dude you didn't do this and why did he do that yeah so because like the og's was like oh okay you know what i mean because they can't have a dude saying ████ you when they're on in combat yeah you know i mean there's a different mentality yeah when you're giving an order you know when i lived on military base nobody took care nobody snitched on anybody you get beat up and come home and it's like you know it's just military death you know like dude anybody telling over here yeah go ahead and your business yeah different mentality yeah he'll be in bigger trouble for telling yeah you know he would have gotten joke but like the fact that everybody looked at him like oh so you had it coming yeah yeah he just didn't even want to have my side yeah that's cool yeah yeah so from that day on snitching was known as perezing but he didn't snitch [Music]
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