0:00 go ahead and shoot go ahead and shoot I'll have your whole I'll have your house I'll have your whole ████ house I'll make your mom my ████ little ████ something like [Music] that so imagine you're a door Dash delivery driver um and you're delivering in Virginia and then all of a sudden there's an 11-year-old kid with a gun and they carjack you oh ████ oh ████ yeah that's got carjacked by 11year old that's what happened to Dion Smith that's why you got to move to Vegas man bro always goes back to you can't be in Virginia like that dude so she was making a delivery to an apartment complex after midnight November 30th she was just dropping off some McDonald's or
0:51 something M I bet the 11-year-old don't look 11 though yeah I blame GTA dude no don't ever blame g GTA is amazing GTA is awesome dude six is coming out in a couple of years you better not mess that up for is coming out next2 yeah 2025 thank you we got to watch the trailer as a squ but honestly though child soldiers are like they're kind of scary though they're the craziest they're they're the most wild how'd they get here no they're just everywhere how they get here I thought they were only like in other countries that are like War torn how they how how come it happened here con sent them to us they they'll have kids and they'll make them do all these crazy ████ where they're like yo go shoot that ████ and we'll just go do it statistically kids with armed kids under the age of 14 are more likely to shoot during a robbery than someone over 30 cuz they're stupid yeah so self Deion
1:44 Smith is walking outside she gets approached by two people the little one comes up first and he and you know she's like okay he's going to ask me for money or something like that but then I realized holy ████ he's asking me for my keys while he's pointing a gun at me and then she tried to to deescalate with the kid who she later Learned was 11 um he said he when he told me or she she said when he told me he was going to shoot me I was like are you serious you want to kill somebody at your age I was asking where's your mom why are you out here this time of night made him more mad huh and he said ma'am I'm 11 years old do you think my do you think I would be alone here I don't think so no ████ way no is a season for home alone quot though I don't think so I don't think so I love that sh so she had kept her she kept her she kept her car running uh as she made the
2:36 delivery and then the older suspect got in the driver's seat and called out for the kid to get in and then they took off oh ████ that's the best way man just ████ it take the keys we'll figure it out later but at least you're alive yeah damn dude is there a part of you that goes like I can take this ████ kid dude you got Jack your CH a kid with a gun feels more dangerous than an adult with a gun for sure but like you know the Detroit urban survival that could work on 11year Old it'll probably it's more likely to work on 11-year-old than a ████ uh 22-year-old you know what I mean think about it the newspaper Detroit urban survival yeah well you guys remember Superman from um the old old show the black and white show Superman from black and white show George Reeves he was like George Reeves I don't remember that when you see like Superman classic um this
3:27 guy oh ████ oh wow one that got paralyzed right that's even before Christopher so so this is George Reeves yeah oh ████ he um he was at a an event being Superman like where they did like like an outdoor like theatrical show basically where he comes in and like there's a bunch of like basically it's like the har glob TRS versus the Washington generals and he like schools all these robbers and it's all big act and ████ he like bends a bar in half and breaks a gun and ████ well a kid had come to the show with a real gun and he like basically came out like from the audience he points the gun at George Reeves and he's basically like like um hey if I if I can I shoot you oh like he thought that he's Superman super oh ████
4:17 he's like can I shoot you and then like George Reeves is like hey look man like if you know what if it bounces off of me and hurt somebody oh that's tricky right wow yeah and then George Reeves ended up having to kill the kid that's dope how do you do it you laser ass he used cold breath he sucked the ████ out of and then made him fall in a million pieces yeah flick he flew around the world reverse time and the kid was never born oh damn that's a good one god dude that's that crazy holy ████ what a dumb kid yeah what a stupid kid so he's like I didn't think about that part I might have heard an audience member that's really his response that's pretty smart he's really smart right State character I think the real issue is how are these kids getting guns well that was in like the 60s right yeah his dad
5:07 probably had it on a ████ coffee table right next to the cigar and whiskey lior yeah yeah but that's like that's a struggle imagine you you're like rid in between I don't want to get shot and also I don't want to screw the brand up yeah Fu ████ that dude cuz it's like a public those things were big back then those like public events that were spectacles and meant to like advertise they did that for Zoro and like all those old shows even I of Lucy they they they go in the middle of those things cuz they happen so often right but that's crazy to like have to think of like what would Mickey Mouse say like he buddy watch out I'm basically a control of the world you little ████ go ahead and shoot go ahead and shoot I'll have your whole ████ I'll have your house I'll have your whole ████ house I'll make your mom my ████ little
5:58 ████ something like that something like that yeah damn damn that's ████ scary yeah how do you deal with a kid with a gun kid yeah ta pulled a gun off you you're one of your guns yeah he's like hey Daddy have like if you just found it one day and he was like Dad look oh no he already knows not to touch yeah he already knows if there's a gun never touch it immediately tell me or his mom um and just he's like even if a bad guy I was like what happens if a bad guy comes and robs the house and drops the gun do you pick up the gun he's like nope just leave it right where it is so he knows like if any gun he just leaves it and comes and tells what if you catch him in the middle of his rebellious seven-year-old phase where he's like listening to rap and ████ yeah sideways busting caps in the house he's doing live streams and he's like pointing at the screen yeah yeah with other NBA
6:48 players so you're saying what could have prevented this kid from having a gun is just good parenting probably I like the way you say that that's a good I never thought about that it's like it's so obvious obious right but then it's crazy how one thing a parent doesn't do leads to like your kids doing all so in the scope of good parenting if Tao were to still make the mistake of like messing that up and and like he's holding your gun playing with it what's the punishment for that dude that's tough the like he knows it's wrong but he still did it he has to hold 10 guns like [Laughter] this 10 minutes that's good oh you want to touch a gun huh yeah yeah and he has the whole 10 ████ guns 10 I might just have to ████ like super glue ████ gun you like guns
7:38 that much huh oh you pointed at him super you just have to have guns in his hand so you just have to SP the whole wasn't there a movie like that with a ████ Harry you're getting scho oh my God such a funny punishment cuz that's hard like imagine having to reinforce it and like no now you really have to not mess up after making the mistake once cuz you know kids are still going to screw that's like when their parents found us with cigarettes and you go all right you like cigarettes here's a ████ carton yeah yeah you got to you got to like the same lessons you got to tell them like 10,000 times you're so ████ stupid yeah right for sure over and over and over over until you're an adult almost and his ADD is so bad like he ████ forgets ████ like literally something he just learned He he'll forget he's sad like one time I forgot
8:28 what happened like he was like he was crying go like like sobbing right and he go he go I need to hug oh what happened and he hugs me and he touches my nipples he's like what the I like did you just forget you were sad and he goes sobbing again he's a lunatic yeah he's he's the joker I'm like this is ████ crazy aren all kids crazy though get out of here dude that's a normal kid thing though that's funny if he's like no I thought you told sh with the guns my bad dad I'm tripping damn dude I was me and my neighbor were outside like and he had his gun it was all like cleared and everything but his Bulldog was outside and his Bulldog ran out of nowhere and started barking at the gun W yeah and he had never trained his dog
9:18 about the guns or anything like that but he didn't like the gun why dog didn't like the gun you know some guns like are some dogs they just they don't even like gun sounds like sometimes I like you know I'm clearing in my gun or I'm like cleaning and you go and the dogs just be like he's back away he just don't like thatal sounds like Keys it was kind of cool though I was like this is kind of sick like having a guard dog like that hell yeah that's helpful cuz if he's like barking at a at a gun then maybe there's like a gun in the house or whatever that's I like guard dogs but how do you train them not to bite friends that's hard that's true see you have to take them to school maybe my buddy Richard has a bunch of uh German Shepherds that were military trained that's tight and they're like $30,000 a piece yeah those things are sick and he's like he yells German at the dog because it was trained in Germany and that they ship him Hereafter yeah and it's fully trained it can do
10:08 anything it can like bartend thing's ████ crazy flare flare bartend yeah it's like it's like ridiculous what these things can do ████ limes dude when you're when you're hanging out with your with your Jewish friends do they go always feel uncomfortable and stu oh yeah cuz he's [Music] going pap
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