0:00 yeah some dude's trying to Grape you then your man Jeremy comes out whoops the ████ you wait wait wait that's the word you choose a [Music] sensor so this is in Florida I mean obviously I hate starting with that line because it makes everything's so typical Florida has some wild ████ all the time so there's a dude that runs into a GameStop and he just grabs up boxes of uh Pokemon cards but not just any we're talking Pokemon scarlet and violet uhoh what does that mean Ultra PR good stuff it's $120 a box W oh ████ yeah so he Scoops him up he starts running for the door but the GameStop cashier pulls a gun out and shoots the dude before he can get out at GameStop he's like not my Pokemon deserved he killed him killed him so the guy gets hit and then he runs
0:51 to the getaway truck and then he dies like he doesn't make it w no that's not worth that's not worth the what happened to the guy that shot him did anything happen yeah he got charged with a manslaughter uh so then that would mean like Heat of the Moment kill it's not really like a it's not premeditated they do an unboxing afterwards I wonder if you got some this ████ that's true what kind of kind of cards you got they did an unboxing and a boxing oh God God unboxing from jail does the driver get to keep the cards though cuz yeah the driver got to keep the cards sick trades that he's done sent him to Logan Paul higher value too a little bit of blood on it history on it he he he end getting I think he had to get like a 25k bail it said for the manslaughter charge doesn't feel like a lot shooting a guy no but even in Texas you know how everyone has guns I think that if you shoot someone
1:41 that has their back like not faced you you're shooting through their back is different charge yeah yeah yeah yeah so for this I mean it's not standard they do have standard ground law but not for property theft so that's why there's no way what's what's the standard ground law cover if you have a threat on your own life m wait if someone's just stealing ████ from do they have the mug shot of the shooter yeah wait that's crazy somebody's stealing from your GameStop that you're an hourly with a with long greasy hair what if it took like 3 months for that game to get there you've been waiting for it the whole time no it Pokémon cards oh okay never mind what you been waiting for for a long time all Gamestops are like about to close any day now oh well this is him I mean he's he's not dead no this the guy that shot the dude they call him the he doesn't have greasy hair hey looks like he gets his eyebrows done
2:31 tooo he does he got like the he look Latino like a Cuban man but that's a I I find it so surprising that like somebody would think he's riding for GameStop crazy yeah why are you riding that hard for gam probably save $1,000 why are you riding that hard for it they can't afford to lose any more profit remember that Asian kid in Vegas that that that was working at the smoke shop and then those kids jumped over the oh he stabs and he just starts ████ shanking them and ████ he shanked them wait what happening to the dude nothing he's a hero nothing yeah I think they yeah cuz there was two kids and they were they were going to rob the place one of them took the tip jar and then the other one jumped over the counter he's like really close to him so the dude just started he just started stabbing him up with like scissors or some sh no he had a knife it was like a utility yeah but his he was in danger though the guy that was
3:22 justified cuz he had no idea what could happen to him but if they had just that's hardcore though dude yeah be like knife death I know it's ████ he was doing he was stabbing him mult he he was on the floor like stabbing him like and that little boy was like I'm dead I'm dead oh yeah that was a gruesome that's what he said he was saying it like like you're playing a game and like you're no I'm dead already I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead D that scared nothing happened to the guy that stabbed the kid because he was protecting his life yeah but then he was stabbing him even after the I think I was like you got to make sure that this guy's not going to whip out a gun on the floor and shoot you I think it's also the context of he gave them a chance to go so they started taking the money and he was like Hey can you just leave the coins and just you can take it you can take it and then they still kept going so it was like and he started swinging on him too yeah you had it out so you know but in this case this is
4:14 like this is crazy this is cold blooded just shooting someone on the back man plus for the Pokemon card theft at a GameStop of all things yeah like GameStop does not care about you like GameStop offered me like $12 for my PS2 and like ████ yeah ████ ████ you know again resale for 250 bro come on there's always there's always those people out there that are just like like I wish somebody would you know what I mean like if he's already got a gun with him at a GameStop he's just probably that type of person I didn't even think GameStop the place carried like that you just can't test you can't test anybody dog you just never know some people just want to be tested yeah you just never do do you guys feel violated if you like someone steals from you I think your ego makes you feel like you're violated dep depends on how
5:04 invasive it is IR feels from us if my if I come back home and my room is rans sacked drawers upside down that kind of ████ like mattress on the floor what if they neatly stole from you like they took the thing out but they folded your clothes and then like your laundry they're just and then they only took cash they didn't break anything and their name is Gio oh that's why I always keep my car door open cuz I'm like hey it's open just go don't don't break break my window oh yeah same thing with my restaurant I used to you I used to leave the cashier you know the little the drawer open so I'm just like dude like if you want you could see what's in there there's only pennies and I take all the cash interesting but I leave it open because when you crush that thing it's money for me oh yeah so oh I but then they when they but I do have to pay for the the door that was broken
5:55 Insurance what's a real question for you in your home right let's say that uh cuz we've had this conversation many times about a robber like catching a robber but let's say that you caught a guy that was in the middle of robbing your house like he's taking all your ████ he sees you he has a gun in his hand but he's like this you know for a fact that if you shot him in this moment you get away with it would you just take the shot no I play put the up and down if the gun's in his hand I'm not even telling him to freeze yeah low key if there's a gun in his hand I feel like I'm just you can already see it in his hand like but if he's poting like this yeah yeah yeah he is like he sees me cuz he's scared already based off body language I'd like put the weapon down and if he puts it down then but as soon as I see him move any other direction then I'm going to put at least like six shots in what if but what if he ████ drops it and then the gun goes and it shoots you then I'm like what the ████ did I just do can't believe you
6:47 entertained that thought that's such a whack way to die oh my God misfire cuz that's always a always think about that I'm like if you know that it's hard to to make millisecond decisions that's the tough part yeah especially for ████ killing somebody basically have you have you guys ever been have you ever caught anybody stealing your ████ in the middle of it I would love to I would love to like ████ no weapons but like I would love to like find a guy stealing from me and just beat the ████ out of him wait wait stealing from you yeah like robbing your house and you walk home or they're like in the middle of ransack and your car it's like I've been caught yeah I got kidnapped how'd you get kidnapped uh were you a kid no I was like 19 so you're an adult nap yeah I uh we I was doing a little deal I I was also Zan out so I was in like thinking clearly I got
7:37 in the back seat and they drove off and I had a gun to my temple it just robbed me oh ████ I have been robbed in front of me in front of you yeah it happened like mid at the restaurant no no no no I was working with a crackhead and what you guys working on yeah a remix like a like a group project no like I used to work with crack KS because we were doing this business where um they would bring me stolen goods and then I'll give them credit for um the boo to to gamble to gamble no way waa so then so you're a lone shark literally she was a thug so so then so then they that's racketeering can I say allegedly yeah yeah hold on I don't know if you should say anymore Esther as your lawyer maybe you should anything about to catch a
8:27 RICO this is this show is for entertainment this is a story like a fake story I made up Tell me story but yeah just for story sake allegedly um yeah they were trying to so they brought something uh and then we were going to give them money for it or like credit right but then they after we gave them the credit they also took the item back and just ran for some reason that's still stealing they took the credit and I'm just like why would you take the credit you're it's only it's only valid here so why are you stealing the credit oh that is true they're going to have to come back he's like suckers that is literally the most unintelligent but but but he did get beat up nice oh wow I love seeing people getting beat up after they did something wrong yeah Instant Karma that's F my boy what our boy Jordan ████ um so he lives in a nice Crib in Venice and
9:17 there's always crackheads trying to break into his place and one time he's on FaceTime with with with one of his friends and he catches one mid- breaking into his place and then his friend on the FaceTime starts recording like screen recording and you just see him in the FaceTime just pull up and just all you see is this and then the ████ phone drops so you don't see it but then he when by the time he picks it back up the guy's on the floor like you got me please and he's just beating the ████ out of him like in the middle of FaceTime yeah yeah yeah and then and then I was watching the screen recording I'm like holy ████ and I'm but it's like it's like satisfying to watch cuz like you piece of ████ you tried to really ████ break into his house and you got rocked so you deserve that but I had a soft spot like honestly I feel like that's the problem yes because I'm just like I you know what like ████ what you did but it's we're not doing good business either so who am I I allegedly who am I
10:09 was the nonprofit called crack for craps that's a good name cuz I like that when I see people getting beat up like I get so sad that like makes me very it is pretty sad when someone's like not done getting beat up and they're still getting beat up I would I would I would probably beat him up and then sit him on a couch and then tell him to wait while I make a hot dog for them and then feed them after they'll probably have like three teeth like but those are dop too right you know those Hawaiian fights where they where they slug each other out and then they're just like hey good fight that's dope to see that I love that that's honorable I like scraps exactly but like when I see fighting boxing kickboxing whatever right and then I see them getting beat up I'm just like ████ when professional match but when I was younger I used to find that so entertaining but now that I'm older I'm just like I feel so about I think about
11:00 it you know I have like fantasies in my head I was like what if my what if my husband was a was a boxer and he was getting his ass be you know and he's getting like all this like like blood on his face I would is that an ick is that an ick no it's not an ick I would feel so I would be I would I would cry she's getting turned off like ew you're getting beat up yeah she's a boxer's wife and she's just like honey no why don't you dodge it what do you do all that training for if you're going to lose you're bad at this she imagines she's like at the MGM with a fur coat just like watching her ████ husband boxer wearing a pink wig way that's funny I I see anyone getting beat up and it makes me sad really even on your behalf even for you like to defend you or your honors like wait let's say let's say some gu is being very disrespectful and creepy to
11:51 you and then that guy's getting beat the ████ up by oh he like grabbed your ass like in public or something yeah some dude's trying to Grape you then your man Jeremy comes out whoops a ████ you wait wait wait wait that's the word you choose a sensor oh that's Jeremy why I'm all the words you pick I'm trying to not get demonetized yeah it's different yeah yeah it's money involved it's different this is a different code of conduct here that's the word it is jarring when you hear someone censor something here if they were to grab my ass and the person that saw that like beat him up yeah let's say it's Jeremy pink wig and all let's just pink wig BL Turtle no I'd be like dude honestly like I don't want I don't want to see anyone get beat up to be honest like like you grab my ass yeah like whatever like let me slap you let me like you know but spit on you whatever
12:42 you know I like that you say sorry Naughty Boy you say sorry now you don't do it again okay oh wow a very a guy a guy that's going to grab your ass out of nowhere is not going to let you slap him and I will handle it myself dude I will handle it myself but I don't want some dudes need to beating though that's true personally you guys can do whatever you want and you guys you know but for me like I don't want to see anybody get beat up Just Close Your Eyes no she like she's just hearing the noises please no no I'm just going to be like I'm just going to be like hey yo yo yo that's enough that's that's what I'm going to say I'll be like Esther go to the other room while we handle business real quick the noises might be even better than seeing it that's why women are life creators and guys are just destroyers yeah destroyer of worlds so if you saw a dude straight up grab a girl's butt and her titty like this you're just like he hey just stop that stop that it's so
13:33 weird it's so weird when it happens to me it's different when it h than when it happens to other people let's say let's say your best friend just got groped in a club then I'll punch him in the face see the mama bear comes out I'll punch him in the face and then that guy punches you in the face have to then I'll be like ow ████ no no and and like obviously he's going to he's stronger let's say he's he's stronger than you obviously and then punches you in the face really hard like he is not afraid to fight you right now you you don't you wouldn't want to see this guy gu get beat the f I don't want I don't want to beat him up to the point where he's going to like get knocked out I just want to beat him up to the point where she's just like can't you can't win you cannot win this one-on-one fight so you want to see why can't I win let's just be realistic kid let's just be realistic but like you wouldn't want to see him get stomped out by like your male friends no like this is like wow that's another level of empathy just the just to the point where he's just like also
14:24 he's got a bunch of like kids that are handcuffed in his car oh he's a child he's a child trafficer yeah yeah yeah he's on the sound of freedom and he stole the Jade seal and he's going to send it to Europe and he has the Declaration of Independence I think I think I'm only thinking about people doing things to me like let's just say they stole from me I don't want him getting ████ up if they were to slap slap my ass I don't want them to get what about a broken nose and call it call it even call it Square yeah what if you just punch him in the face what about that no I'll punch him in the face but I'm not going to keep continue to be you mean you mean you mean after he surrendered stomping him out so once the white flag is up it's it's good yeah continue so like just one bullet is okay all okay so then in the let's say let's say you get your ass slapped at the club right Jeremy comes in rocks him in the face yes or no just once okay cool and I'll be like but what if the guy now coming back to punch but
15:14 Jeremy's a one hit wonder and it's murder already the guy yeah the guy died he died he died cuz you didn't know Jeremy had it like that yeah wait he died because of he removes he removes his jaw from the punch he's wearing the pink w Jeremy yeah yeah you didn't know that he's all like power punches hey Jeremy trains more time he say saitama was it one punch punch Jer TR though yeah there you go your own titty and your own ass you're biting your lip all of a sudden hey would it be hot though if you saw Jeremy knock a guy out in one punch for to defend your honor I don't think ████ like that is hot to me that's hot to me and all the kids are free now I would be so it you don't deserve so it's like harder if if he sends a glitter bomb to a hacker like that kind of
16:05 Revenge is hard you don't deserve them you don't know how to bag a [Music] man
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