0:00 yeah you get one of these ones dude oh man I'd rather be hit by the gloss side than the Sandy side that's true that's true would you rather be hit in the face with a tile or shot in the ass do you have roommates Taylor uh yeah several roommates you get along yeah I get along with them all they don't always get along with each other do you have to like kind of use the glue what's the biggest beef that happens yeah honestly the biggest it's nothing much I think the biggest beef was when the rent got risen like last year and having to like renegotiate that some people got really like wow you mean negotiations yeah do you guys play like trash Jenga too trash Jenga where like no one wants to take it out so they just find different ways of ████ stuff in
0:51 it yeah and it's like it should have been taken out literally a week ago but it's just ████ stuff to the bread it becomes a fun game honestly I just kind of took over all those responsibilities and started I've been knowing my roommates whenever I like got to a point where I was like okay I've been doing way more of the cleaning like just send me money like if you're not gonna do it just pay me for it hey that's a good negotiation what if your roommate's like no didn't get there that's tight how much you charge for taking off I wanted to get a maid service and they didn't want to do it so I was like the new clean and then they said yeah I will clean it and then they don't clean it's not the trash that I was worried about it's more so like vacuuming mopping like all of the things that take like hours how much you charge like they didn't even like want to touch it yeah and like uh what's the damage on there was a damage fifty dollars per roommate for like whenever I
1:41 do like a daily deep cleaning session deep clean yeah so how many other roommates yet that's just that's a sweet gig yeah that is nice that's a sweet gig 150. you ever try to export it and like do it every single ████ I mean it was definitely a kind of like a risk making them pushing that on them or whatever but at the same time it's like get a business going on yeah I do I pay you I think it's a good deal I think that's a great deal like I try to get them to mop and they were like you do it like then they're like and then they do a s█████ job obviously did it wrong to like try to get out of it type energy oh that's what we do that's what men do do you ever clear this I don't know if they were actually playing dumb or if they were actually just that dumb they might be they might be have you ever clashed with uh food storage in the fridge or like somebody oh yeah that's a big one some people want to buy
2:32 the whole actually the one who ends up like eating something that belongs to something at least you own it how does that happen though I always wonder because I'm like you know you didn't buy this oh I mean I'm high as ████ I'm hungry as ████ okay okay and that looks good usually I'll like show replace it that might be what happened here there's a story that uh this just occurred in Kentucky there's a guy uh he's pretty old he's like in his 60s he's got a roommate and he's upset at his roommate for eating the last Hot Pocket oh you don't ████ with a fight dude fight yeah it's a big fight so what happened they started arguing it escalated uh and this is the literal detail in the story is that they started throwing Tiles at each other oh ████ and then that escalated to being a child so one guy that's not a Steve Green original it's not a Steve Green freestyle blank
3:23 screen um so they start with three tiles how do they have loose tiles just sitting around Kentucky remodeling yeah yeah yeah one guy one guy who starts losing the towel fight he tries to book it to the door and then the other that dude takes a gun out and shoots him in the ass oh my God how do you know you're losing a tile fight dude towels hurt bro switch if you got a corner thrown at you you're getting ████ up aren't they all Corners well yeah I prefer breaks off there's two there's two we're like the sharp Corners like turns soft Corner yeah you might hear the edge but unless you have round Terrazzo ones yeah you get one of these ones dude oh man I'd rather be hit by the gloss side than the Sandy side that's true that's true would you rather be hit in the face with a tile or shot in the ass with a gun hit in the face with a tongue yeah but what if you get a
4:14 scratch and your beautiful face is scratched am I gonna die from the shot you're not gonna die because that's because that's kind of a cool story it is it's gonna affect the squat Max though yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm out of the gym for a little bit here's another thing that makes this story very very Kentucky and and not California the um so the guy who got shot he's fine he just went to hospital got released they went together the shooter um didn't go to he just got released on 7 500 bail what and got charged with uh assault yeah it sounds about right that's kind of tight but not attempted murder did the homie yeah is it because the other homie was fighting too like they were fighting each other it might be yeah or he don't want to press Char can you do that can you just be like I don't want to press charges or something yeah some some states I think like like I think in Texas um if you have beef with someone yeah you can just throw down and it's called
5:05 a mutual whatever battle and then the cops will be like oh God you guys want to do that okay it's a mono imano so I think in some states they view the things differently it's not like a state full of Hall monitors you know it's just like man this is my ████ best friend shot me in the ass yeah and then you're like oh it's not a 10 murder you know versus over here it's like it's like elevated to uh you push it up as much as you can because a lawyer's gonna it's like a gym right you're right you're right oh my God you gotta play the victim well you know yeah I will say from Missouri moving out here people are like way more just like conscious about here of like their legal rides you know where they can get money you know you think Californians are a little soft soft yeah I think they're soft in certain ways but harder in other ways oh yeah I think they're harder more like when a juice does come to higher levels
5:56 of intellectualism they fight different here it's like yeah I feel like they're more sophisticated in paperwork fighting litigious yeah and then like but they can't take a Punch Yeah I mean they realize out here that punches someone in the face doesn't hurt as much as filing a lawsuit for half a million dollars yeah because I feel like at some states true like if your boss ran over your foot or something wow it's a ████ honest mistaker you know but her like oh your boss ran over your foot yeah it's a cha-ching move dude that's like a quarter million yeah and then so it's like it's just viewed differently yeah yeah yeah that is true that's like um that's like what happened to me when I when I was uh getting my car from valet and the some random guy just smashed my door off oh yeah and then they sued you well no everybody around was like oh dude you're gonna get payday from that but like my reflex
6:47 wasn't to do that yeah and I didn't and then why did you didn't do it you didn't cash out no because I wasn't injured you're a bad California I wasn't injured but in order for me to cash out I would have to first of all act injured go back to Kentucky I would have to go to a lot of appointments yeah and I would have to I would have to be dedicated to the faking I would have to be going to like therapy and you guys are forgetting this guy's worth 10 million dollars so why the ████ well 18. exactly that's a waste of your time yeah he doesn't need time is money baby and what are you gonna do like a innocent little family that needs their ████ 100K or whatever you were going to swim for I can't believe you were thinking about some of them dude that's ████ yeah yeah I do I do like places that are are more like that like you know in Taiwan um the bumper is actually viewed as like a bumper It's meant yeah it's meant to be expected bumps it's like two cars kind of scratch each other they just come out and like ah whatever over here
7:39 it's like oh we've got the ████ 2003 Honda Prelude what'd you do that to me and then it's like it's like they're taking a wedding album of photos yeah a wedding it's like it's gonna get scratched anyways like it's part of your car you're driving it 60 miles an hour down the freeway like you don't think there's gonna be Rock chips and you know yeah like things are so magnified in certain it's also the way that they design modern cars too where they're painted just as well as the rest of the car well back in the day some bumpers were wood or they were just straight up a metal yeah it's a chrome or something color than the rest of the ████ yeah it's easier to fix and it's just you're just meant to like oh you hit each other bumpers now are pretty weak and it's got soft dude we did we got completely dude we did bumper curses kids till they prepare ourselves for that and then whenever you get to like use that skills it's no fun when you can actually drive yeah exactly gonna take a whiplash now freaking false expectations they even built cars in a way where like if you do get a scratch if you get it back to the
8:29 dealership and it's going to be freaking expensive or a body shop like I scratched a little bit over my um Fender right where it covers the wheel a little bit and then they're like that's gonna cost like 300 and I'm like hey trying to ████ with me so I go to another store they're like yeah it's gonna cost around like three to four hundred and I'm like why and he goes you see this texture right there he goes they built it like this where it's not like a smooth gloss finish like this so then if you want to match that it's much harder to do and they're like it's planned out and I'm like what because they know that area gets scratched a lot but can I tell you the situation I was in that I got stuck in the middle I really couldn't do anything about it I was at Starbucks in the car editing JK ████ and um there's no one parked to my right or left some girl parts really close to me on this side and she didn't have to
9:20 because there's no one else parked there you're in the parking lot or drive I'm just sitting in the in the car and parking lot and she goes so close to my door she's a bigger woman she opens the door super fast and it just hits my mirror and takes a little chunk off and she looks at and goes and she just like gets out and walks away what a jerk and I normally my reflexes say something but she was so big that I felt like it would look like a hate crime if I was young you would get in trouble for yelling so I didn't I didn't know what to do I was like I'm in a situation where if I get mad I look like yeah a piece of ████ she's probably gonna go well you know I didn't have any space but but no matter what it's not an awesome plate and take a picture of the damage and just like send her a bill yeah I didn't want to do anything I was just kind of like imagine being so fat that you can't even ████ Park away from someone you got to crowd everybody at no matter what but why did she closer
10:12 she's fat you look like the type like she had like teal colored hair the scowl you know those she did have to like generally I got it a Facebook activist she just looked she looked angry she looked pretty angry because you know what though because those are the people that might pull out their phone that's what I'm saying oh you're so oh this guy assaulted me yeah I'm alive right now he's assaulting he didn't I didn't want it to be a situation where she says well he I was here first and then like she's recording like who knows yeah who knows what kind of you're a dancer you could have just danced do a tick tock dance [Music] foreign
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