0:00 Ali, do you like manly men? >> I do like men men men men men manly men. >> I'm going to go over some scenarios and you let me know if you think it's acceptable for a guy to cry during the scenario. >> All right. >> Or is she going to be like, "That's good." Do you think men are allowed to cry at all? >> Yes, absolutely. Can I share a story that happened the other day before we dive into this? I was at hibachi. Guys, I was at hibachi and we went all as a fam, okay? And my son, who is seven, something came up the lines of and he was like, "Boys don't cry." And I was like, "No, that's not true. Boys cry." And I was like, "Crying is a spiritual release." And then his dad's like, "No, boys don't cry." And then the freaking hibachi chef chimed in. He's like, "Yeah, boys don't cry." And he's like doing his thing. Cracking the He literally tosses up the
0:50 egg, it ████ cracks. He never once tossed a shrimp, by the way. I was hella pissed about that. But he was like, "Yeah, boys don't cry." But then he proceeds to be like, "Except for I cried when my dog died." >> And then he he he >> He tries to tell the story about his his uh pit bull killed his Frenchie and he was like, "Yeah, I cried when my pit bull killed my Frenchie." And he's like, "NO, YOU DON'T GET EMPATHY. This second you're like, 'Yeah, boys don't cry, but I cried this one time when dogs died.' No. First of all, cook the ████ fried rice and shut the ████ up." >> not a conflict right there? >> Exactly. I was hella And he just kept going with it, too. I was like, "Dude." >> Aren't there other families around him, too, that are like waiting? >> No, luckily we like had our own. It was just the four of us, but still, yeah. But he I hate that guy. >> He thought to I've never >> He's trying to be a bartender. >> BUT I BUTTED HIS WAY INTO THIS CONVERSATION. >> SEEN A hibachi chef butt his way into what you're saying. >> it and make it all about him, mind you, too. Like, what the hell, bro? >> Must be a Vegas thing. He didn't even
1:40 throw a shrimp in his ████ hat? >> NO, HE DIDN'T TOSS THE GODDAMN SHRIMP, DUDE. I WAS SO UPSET. I was like, "How dare you tell me about like all of your pets, by the way, BUT NEVER ONCE DID THE SHRIMP TRICK." And then yeah, when he did the egg thing, it ████ fell and cracked. So I was like, "Whatever." >> was your son's final conclusion by the end of the night? That it's okay or not okay? >> So right now he's a big like he loves his dad and he loves boys and men and so whatever dad says is like kind of what he follows but then like so he'll be like yeah, boys don't cry but then he'll stub his toe and ████ cry. So, I'm like look, you're crying. Like what do you mean? Like you're crying right now. Yeah, you cried cuz I wouldn't give you M&M's. Like you cry all the time. Yeah. But anyway, hit me with them. >> All right, a funeral. >> Yeah, absolutely. >> Of his of his ex-girlfriend. >> You still have memories. You're still allowed to mourn the loss. Oh, that's nice of you. Don't bring me to the funeral. I don't want to see it. Yeah.
2:30 >> Uh watching the movie My Girl. >> Oh, yeah, absolutely. Like even if the second that movie starts, yeah. He needed his glasses. >> Okay, listening to uh Brian McKnight songs. >> I don't know Brian McKnight. Is this a country singer? >> 90s R&B. Yeah, 90s R&B. >> That's No, it's a country singer. >> McKnight, yeah. >> Yeah, no. >> After being cut off on the freeway. >> OH, I GOT IT. NO. GROW UP. YOU YELL if anything. You don't cry. >> So, rage is okay? No. >> Rage is not okay. But in that scenario, if you cried because SOMEBODY CUT YOU OFF, YOU'RE A LITTLE ████ BRO. >> CAN I TELL YOU A TRUE STORY? >> cuz somebody cut you off? >> No, no, no, no, no. It's It's not that but um it is my friend cried in this situation. Uh tell me if this is acceptable. This is a real thing. >> Okay. >> So, we were we were chatting in a parking lot before saying goodbye to each other. He had just bought a Panda
3:21 Express to-go plate and he had it on top of his car. And we're talking and then he forgot it was on there. He got in his car and drove off and it fell off the car and splattered on the ground and then he got out and looked at it and started crying. >> He was repressing other emotions in which he started crying. There's no way There's no way he's crying over his food. But also if you're hungry enough, yeah. And like you know when that last little straw hits throughout the day. Yeah. If it was a hard day and that's your final straw >> that broke the camel's back kind of deal? >> Like Like maybe somebody died earlier and you held it together and then your your food falls and you're like, "THIS IS THE THING THAT BREAKS ME." >> THAT'S a good point. Okay, I didn't see it that way. >> cry was it though? Was it like like this kind of cry or was it like >> That one single tear? >> Like a >> It was more like he was upset with how stupid he was. So, he was like Oh, man. Like that. >> I thought he was just poor and that was the only meal he was going to eat that day.
4:11 >> embarrassed by the mistake being so like dumb, but I you know, like no one was there to make him feel >> a frustrated cry. >> I left my phone on top of a car. We got on the highway. My car went My phone went flying off the car. We ran over it. I didn't cry. I went and got a new phone. >> That's pretty good. All right, is it okay to cry if you're a guy and you can't find a bathroom you got to pee really bad? >> No, you have outside plumbing. ████ go anywhere. Absolutely not. >> Can you cry if you were laid off? >> Yeah. >> For like a day. And then you got to pick yourself back up and keep moving. >> Only if your kid had cancer and was relying on you to pay the medical bills. >> But just laid off? >> Stage Stage four though. >> Like The Pursuit of Happyness, right? That's the one. >> Yeah. >> The Will Smith one. >> Just laid off? I don't know. >> Okay. How about seeing your dream car totaled? >> Grow up. >> No? >> Grow up. >> Now you're crying about that? >> How about crying from watching a great American Idol performance?
5:02 >> Who was it? >> Iam Tongi. >> The Hawaiian guy? >> All of us cried watching that. >> That was a pretty good one, yeah. >> I'll tell you I cried like a ████ at the new Spider-Man. >> Brand New Day? >> watch that one yet. >> Like four times. Like four times. >> No way. Why? You had father son >> I'm not going to say ████ No. >> I think I got little teasers of I think >> I'm not going to say ████ >> It's a great movie. It's a great movie. >> It's cool. Is that acceptable? Crying Spider-Man? >> Spider-Man? >> Well, but with performances, film, like things that are meant to make you feel emotions, absolutely, yeah. >> How about if you're on a really bad losing streak on Call of Duty? >> Get the ████ OUT OF HERE. GROW UP. >> WHAT? >> What if you're like a champion player? >> Then get better. >> Get good. >> What if What if your Uber driver missed like five turns? >> Well, then you're in danger. So, yes. Yes. >> The passenger's crying.
5:52 >> Like you you see you see like the turn and you're like, "Okay, turn turn turn turn." And then he passes it and you're like, "No!" And it happens four more times. >> you I don't know. Say something out loud. >> How about mid-argument like right after you say it's over? >> Oh, dude, that's such a that's such a cop-out. >> And the dude cries. >> Yeah, that's such a cop-out. That's such like a manipulation tactic. >> It's such a switcheroo, huh? >> Yeah, yeah. No, get If I'm winning in an argument you start crying, I KNOW I'VE WON. I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. >> YEAH, taking the thunder away. Yeah, for sure. Okay. >> What about um you move to Vegas and you're homesick? >> Go get on a plane and visit home. And then you'd be like, "Oh, you know what? Vegas is way cooler than this." And then you come back. >> As soon as you cross the six, you just start crying. >> No, no, no. I know a chef that >> Shut up. Real guy. >> Does he cook hibachi? >> No. He said he could He cried all week. >> Oh, no.
6:42 >> home so much. >> Like you would just randomly think of it and like >> Yeah, start crying. >> The first day I met him he told me >> That's insane. >> acceptable during a dental cleaning and you just see a tear go like THIS DURING THE >> WELL, YEAH, THAT'S PAIN. >> YOU KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENS SOMETIMES? >> NO. >> That's never happened to you, tough guy? >> Well, cuz you're also staring up at the guy. >> I'm like eight, maybe. >> What makes it a okay cry though? Like what's the boil down like is like if it's painful or if it's a appropriate for everybody to be crying in this moment? Is that like the only times when it's allowed? >> You're asking when is it when is it allowed? >> Like a man Like a man appropriate time to cry. >> After sex. Cuz it was so wonderful. >> That was the best experience of my life. >> That's happened, RIGHT? >> I CRIED AFTER SEX ONCE.
7:32 >> REALLY? >> It was so good? >> No. >> So bad? >> No, I was like moving to Vegas. I was having like an ex- existential I like I I I had sex with like a a guy I dated like a friend a mutual friend and I was like moving to Vegas I was like oh I feel like a piece of ████ >> Oh you felt guilty? >> So guilty. Yeah cuz and then I left to move to Vegas. >> You cried he was within he saw you cry? >> Yes. We also were like ████ faced though to be fair yeah like blacked out. >> never had a guy you never made a guy cry because of sex? >> There was one time but I WON'T SAY I WON'T SAY I WON'T SAY THERE WAS ONE TIME there was one time he was a little >> How could you not share? >> He was a little bit of a softie. >> How could you not share? He's like what we had was so beautiful. >> just he was just a little >> Well that's okay right or no? >> What we had was beautiful. >> No yeah. >> That's is that's okay right yeah? >> Yeah sure. >> Cuz I think I think it's better that way
8:22 in the moment versus like oh I'M GOING TO COME AND THEN HE COMES AND THEN AND HE rolls over and then he's like >> Maybe he's regretting the things that he did. Like you ever like have sex and then you think about like oh my god I can't believe I just did that but like it was so great in the moment you're like oh my god I can't believe I just did that. >> Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. >> No all right. >> I enjoy everything. >> Yeah that happened to me the first time. >> men should cry more though. >> Really? >> men should cry more. >> I want to so you know uh people have tears of joy. >> Tears of joy are great. >> had tears of joy. I get happy though. >> You've never had any tears of joy for anything that's ever happened? >> No I've never did so like I can I can have really I think I have really high experiences of happiness and like joy. But I've never had tears of joy. >> You never seen you never felt like that at a graduation of like a nephew or anything? >> No. >> How about in a movie do you ever cry in
9:12 movies? >> Yeah but it's usually sad. >> Oh. >> I'm crying because I'm sad. I never had a cry come out because I'm so happy. >> So like Schindler's List you'll cry. >> That's when I'll cry cuz of happiness that I guess just kidding just kidding. >> Oh my god good lord. >> No no like but yeah like a sad thing like that like or just weird triggers like that movie Blow got me sobbing in ████ tears. >> Blow? Wow. >> Cuz her >> It was really sad at the end. >> Cuz she never came to visit him in prison cuz he ████ up as a father. >> Yeah. >> So he was like >> Maybe maybe maybe your firstborn. I was I was bawling there. >> What about like Avengers like Avengers? What was it in Endgame WHEN THEY ALL NO, WHEN THEY ALL LIKE JOIN TOGETHER AND HE'S LIKE ON YOUR LEFT. LIKE THAT DOESN'T GET YOU GOING? Like oh my god. >> I cried like a ████ for when Yondu
10:02 froze in Guardians 2. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> When he's like in space and he's >> And he's holding him? >> Yeah, I cried like crazy. I cried in sports movies, too. You cry in sports movies? Like during that like you got to muster up all the courage last drop THOSE LAST DROPS. >> UNDERDOGS. NOBODY BELIEVES in us. >> Oh, like an inspirational cry? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, there you go. Yeah, like Hoosiers. >> No. >> Rudy? >> I cried Oh, no, I cried I cried Bohemian Bohemian Rhapsody. >> You cried in Bohemian Rhapsody? No way. >> The gay orgy? >> That's when Bart Penja >> No, no, no, no, no. At the end >> His performance his performance his performance at the end. >> Okay, that's fair. That's fair. The Live Aid scene? >> It was so good. >> Is it Oh, you know what's one time I almost cried after sex is when my first girlfriend that I had lost it to we decided to try to record
10:52 ourselves. Like we're so new to sex. >> Like a porno? >> Yeah, and we wanted to see what it looked like cuz we were ████ so new. And so we got like the the little high eight DV cam whatever, recorded it and then we watched it. I wanted to cry, bro. I was like >> THAT'S WHAT MY BODY LOOKS LIKE. >> THAT made it too real and I was like I'm seeing sex in third person of myself. >> to see my butt crack, what the ████ >> like god damn, dude. I'll never be able to do this again. >> I don't think a lot of things rile my emotions up and things that shouldn't rile my emotions up do. >> Hmm, okay. >> It's disconnected from what is supposed to happen. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Does your wife think that most of the time if a guy is crying, it's gay. >> She thinks a lot of things are gay. >> Like you included or >> All right, tell me if you agree. >> up for debate. It's still up for debate, yeah.
11:43 >> Guys holding um umbrellas are gay. >> Yep. >> I agree. >> No, for her. For For you. >> No, guys holding umbrellas. Tom Holland umbrella performance? No. >> Yes. So, she she thinks guys So, we So, we live in Hawaii and she thinks guys that are um holding umbrellas and like clinching it like this, she goes, "That is so gay." >> Okay, clinching it like this though? >> Yeah, that's gay. That's gay. >> She goes, "Men should just ████ get wet from the rain." >> She's like, "What the f███?" >> That's not gay if you're just like see-through button-down >> But here's what's makes it not gay, right? She goes, "Those security guards or like doormen just standing there with a big umbrella." She goes, "That's not gay." >> That's not gay. >> She goes, "That's not gay, but a guy walking down the street and he's trying not to get wet, that's gay." And I couldn't understand it, but as a female >> it's like an accessory and we don't
12:34 really like >> It's like I don't want to get wet. >> One's a duty and the other one is like a preference and then you're like It's almost like you you both get drinks, right? And if it's like both of them are whiskey, the guy's like, "I'll put umbrella in mine." It's like ONE'S A PREFERENCE. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. IT'S LIKE THEN IT'S LIKE you're both going to drink you're both going to drink the whiskey though. >> But I'm like, "The poor guy probably has to go to work. He doesn't want to be all drenched, right?" And then she goes, "It's still gay." >> I also love a good like I think of like any like movie in London where there's like someone walking with an umbrella and it's like clacking against the cobblestone, like the wet cobblestone, like in a suit. That's like That's like a good >> But there's also like I I feel like a men's umbrella, you know, like that versus like it's like this small and it's like And it's like this. Yeah. Then there's also a gay umbrella.
13:25 >> Yeah, my umbrella I currently is a frog. I have a little frog. Yeah, it's a little frog. >> Yeah, but girls can carry whatever. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, yeah. >> You guys should just be more confident in yourselves and you could live this life too. >> I'm still getting used to her gaydar. >> Well, it's a British gaydar, so it's NOT THE SAME. >> OH, WAIT, IS SHE BRITISH? >> YEAH, but northern. >> Okay, but I feel like to be British and call something gay, it really has to be gay. >> That's a good point, yeah. That's a good point, yeah. >> So maybe, I don't know. I would have to ask her about this, yeah. >> You'll have to ask her one day. It's funny, you should go through the list of all the things she finds gay. >> There sure are a lot of them.
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