0:00 it's an 80 kill rate even among mice that were vaccinated it doesn't matter they vaccinated can they bomb the university right now yeah bro no but then the ████ thing's gonna fall but did the mice have the boosters yeah mice didn't get the 14 shots they needed [Music] researchers at Boston University have developed a new covid strain with an 80 kill rate oh good news I'm so proud of our resources weaker what the ████ is that 80 kill rate bro we don't be dead that's way stronger the marketing they've been marketing that it's it kills me 80 percent
0:54 UCLA right I feel like that's crazy at this point I'm not saying USC's better but what what I don't know dude 80 that's that's hot that's high well they said they said the original one was crazy and it didn't seem like 90 two years well that was yeah they were also 80 lying about that one see wait so where did they develop this yeah why do we want to make ████ that Universe kills people aren't they the ones that put like pigs and rats together and also did like robots that opened doors and ████ they yeah they did they did wrong isn't that all up in Massachusetts Boston bruh what is it busted that's Boston Dynamics anything busting them out dude pies will kill you bro it's the same company tea party that s███'s up there yeah that's true they gotta they got a bad history they're a richest dude getting handjobs
1:44 oh yeah bro like I was the best I forgot about that guy so they took they they got this they extracted the protein from the Omicron strain and they combined it with the original one and that's how they got why what what are you doing this again wait hold on you know what let's give them the benefit of the doubt my guess is they started with hey let's figure out how to destroy it and then the guy comes and goes hey man we're failing but I did figure out a way to make a 80 kill rate oh okay okay now let's blast into the news can we get a press release for this one bet you won't do it ████ and he's like oh yeah I'll show you I bet the goal was to eradicate it but then they failed and the guy's like but I did find a way to kill like people 80 of the time every time
2:35 every time more money 80 of the time yeah we could sell this to China it doesn't exactly say why they're doing because I think it's to be assumed that in trying to study the virus they created a more ████ potent virus in trying to see what happens when you do a b z I never heard of that before where you ████ like study a monkey and you create a killer monkey out of it yeah I'm not sure that that's true that's the Planet of the Apes oh I didn't want to talk about it but low-key though that's very close yeah it is kind of close who like regulates some of this ████ like who says like Boston you can't let that out or what yeah what if it like seeps through the little thing or something that we're all dead it's the Consultants they they like they talk about it first these these guys just have free time or is this something that they're like all right agenda today let's make let's kill worse let's kill
3:26 everyone they're trying to study it for the benefit of mankind but through that one of the results is that oh you know along the lines of gathering all this data on these Pages check this page out holy ████ 80 kill rate for this one yeah they're gonna get a huge contract Stark Industries is going to pay them hundreds of millions of dollars for this they would never do that because Stark Industries would never be I don't know dude because when you when you develop weapons of mass destruction what's the best way to do it you just create something that can kill people through the common cold yeah sure you know but isn't that what they said want to tell more more of the Cure on the other side you can see the Cure you can sell more masks because the mask comes you're killing it oh making money they're killing it let's start a sanitize our company right now yeah dude I bet you it's gonna kill because if you can kill people with a common cold like like for instance barbecue if you gave one of his people the common cold that would kill 80 of his gang and you
4:17 don't you don't go in guns blazing and then they just die some with some mysterious disease and no one knows what it is amazing kind of like weaponizing smallpox during colonization yeah the pr would be great because there's no no government winning covertly your guys history is cool what is this Brian's like kind of like in September 1973 when they use this against 16 individuals but like uh I think that's a funny thing that without batting an eye there's like a very public about wow geez about kind of engineering viruses in a lab here but when it was suspected that the Wuhan Institute of virology was had anything to do with the virus originating people were like that's not possible yeah yeah
5:07 that's ████ yo we just made a better one here in the U.S a very very yes sir because yeah it depends who makes it it really depends who makes I mean like we we made a lot there was an Anthrax developed in the US it sounds like a us thing I think I don't know if I didn't touch my mail for a decade yeah I remember allegedly but it you know and that was made by like old school Monsanto yeah oh yeah so like we we developed so many things so when when Chinese people developed allegedly you know coronavirus it's like oh well they're just horrible people but like we're not just develop something that a common cold could kill 80 it's just good branding it's almost like some white Coast biased things I don't know another term for it but because it's Boston University yeah where it's cool yeah yeah no it's not
5:58 cool yeah what if it's South Central Community College yeah now what you know what's kind of funny though is like you know because when the when the Wuhan Institute of virology news came out it was widely panned out here they were like no there's no way it definitely came from the wet markets it almost sounded like maybe in a way America was like no oh they didn't make that we could do a better one yeah [Applause] of an animal there's nowhere they made it I got mad they had to have copied you copied I met you at that point that company was like no more eight hour shifts we're going back to 12 hour shifts 20 hour shifts it's like rather than blame the correct people America was like no I'd rather just like not give them the credit of making something so potent they supersized there bro yeah exactly like
6:49 how could we disguise this oh bad they eat bats it came from bats like that's the only one bats are scary yeah it's the only way they could justify that another country developed a virus that was more potent so so what's yeah what's the ████ point I don't know that's the thing it's gonna die yeah obviously it's always been just like the space War we always want to make sure one step ahead developing the worst ████ disease it's another way to do chemical because you can mask it you can hide it because you know one thing with nuclear weapons that they say is that you know it destroys infrastructure so when a country's taking over another country they don't want to destroy the buildings right so chemical warfare is the best thing so killing you not your cable connection not your Pia to tear yeah but then like what happens the nukes are bad obviously uh but they you do both statement yeah Luke's back you guys want
7:41 to talk history smart words and kill it bro so you blow up the city but then then there's the the long lasting repercussions of it all that ████ right with the three-eyed mushrooms and ████ three all the so then say we kill everybody with 80 Boston vid yeah yeah everybody's dead yeah but that s███'s still living yeah like it's on it's on ████ well it's a host yeah long enough outside the UV areas will kill it UV rays and the bleach yeah but also if you're smart over probably of course the time every two three weeks to play I'll die yeah it doesn't last long because the virus needs a host yeah it needs a host but if it kills if it kills everybody too quickly then it's not necessarily that
8:31 good of a virus because it needs another host right so how fast does it say how long it takes to kill people no there's no speed test but there's no directions yeah there's no instruction manual on how to use it the way that they got the 80 is they gave it to mice and 80 of them just oh my god did they say how quick below that University it doesn't say how quick blow it up this is so scary what's up with Boston bro why are they it's weird it's cold they're grumpy a lot of pissed off all the time bro you've been roads are shaky yeah and the humidity is crazy it's weird they got stuff like massacres they do wow they do they got some weird ████ up there the marathon too right yeah yeah is that the one you're talking about no there's other Boston massacres hey you know what's crazy it's Celtics Larry Bird it's an 80 kill rate even
9:24 among mice that were vaccinated it doesn't matter see see they vaccinated can they bomb the university right now yeah bro no but then the ████ thing's gonna fall but did the mice have the boosters yeah they're gonna get the boosters though yeah mice didn't get the 14 shots they needed next next week it's gonna come out that they developed a cure for it next week is going to be like 85 oh yeah dude 30. the one Mouse forget to wear a mask and that's the one that survived that's the one that survived they were they were eating Outdoors though right they were eating Outdoors yeah definitely there was no AC on there was no AC on to spread I'm telling you man no they didn't they came to the food thing with their mask on took it off as soon as they sat so in a seated position it was fine but did the mice with the mask did they
10:15 wear it so that other people don't judge them yeah because they're afraid that they're they're social credit score that's why I wear a mask so that they don't they don't they all that guy's so irresponsible he started the chronovirus and he's not even wearing a mask dude I remember the last time I wore a ████ mask and it's great yeah that's because then you don't hang up people that blame you go to go to Walmart I get all the licks anything like that wear them out so even though 80 of the mice died they it says they died with full virtue being signaled so that's good [Laughter] shut the ████ up medical books yeah I was like what is that like a ████ biological term you're too smart aren't you protein meanwhile it's like 80 is that is that a lot 80 kill rate
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