0:00 foreign [Music] welcome back to careful boys where we're careful boys today we have a very special segment where we're doing a new segment called job interview yeah we're interviewing people to help save the sinking ship that is just kidding news right and everyone sees how I keep firing people but they don't see the good side of me of me hiring people and then cutting their pay 40 so today we have a new person who we are going to interview his name is Jason Lee come on in Jason foreign [Laughter] all right brother so um why do you want
0:51 to work here there's so many places to work in the world really good places to work yeah really good places a lot of job and demands out there too after my first part-time job at some me I got scarred I never want to work in the Food Services wait wait you didn't like show me somi yeah What's your deal with somebody I love that place the customers man yeah oh yeah what's wrong with them what was the worst customer you had there's like there's one customer like this entitled Karen came in one time and she just like demanded that we give her like everything on the menu and like for free yeah like make everything on the menu and then she came back later and then she was like um like you guys ████ up the order and she tried to do that ████ where you like get the ████ for free oh did she try to con you she tried to call us and we're like we can't do that for you because that's not how this works and then she
1:43 like made a whole fit and I'm like okay so the customer is always wrong for you if we bring you on ████ the customer you do the customers wrong okay okay that's a win for me that's kind of a good vibe for it I like that ████ the customer you don't really like the company you know why because I see that he was protecting the business and he was like don't you dare ████ try to con us you son of a ████ you didn't cave that's good yeah ████ the customers okay cool did you guys you think maybe you guys did ████ up the order pretty hard though yeah yeah yeah how good was the order like did you guys nail that possible I'm sure there was like a few were just like you know what ████ this lady like did she did she go like I want every single item on the menu and then when it came out she was like it's ████ up how did that how did it work like pay at the counter right so she like the man that a refund at the counter yeah because you got to wait for it to come out after you pay it's like we make this thing called taiyaki's and like little like fish waffle thingies nobody knows what
2:34 they're called everyone calls them like teriyakis it's called fish waffles it sounds pretty good but yeah what's what kind of food is so me so me so me so we have like ice creams right well like it's not a week it's not work there anymore this fish ice cream so it's like we have ice cream you can get it in like a cup and then they have like these little fish waffle things that you can put on top oh like the Korean uh they call it and they're like yeah like the fish with the like the red beans and then they also have ones where like it's not with ice cream it's just the fish by itself and they're two separate things oh so like one goes on top of the ice cream with the open mouth yeah and then one just is like a filling with like chocolate it's an ice cream store he knows inventory he knows how to explain this no when when this happened did your did the manager did the Karen ask for the manager because they usually asked for the manager nah she's just
3:24 like she just didn't want to like cause any trouble like the magic wasn't even there actually because she's usually she wasn't usually there so what would happen is she's like can I see the manager what would you do I'll be like she's not here that's a good answer you should be like this that's good you should be like this you want to talk to the manager what's up just pretend to be the manager I'm gonna be manager she wouldn't believe me I look like I'm 16. but you can be a manager how old are you Jason I'm 22. uh what would you say it's your best quality which is your worst quality my best quality well you know what this kind of s███'s gonna happen to you on the job this is on the job danger answer the question Jason I'm a perfectionist that's my worst but it's also my strength we're working at a business park dude there could be noises there's gonna be ████ ████ happens there's dogs coming
4:14 in the room under pressure all right you know what I work good under pressure I do what about if you're hosting the show and all of a sudden you're like about to start and all the cameras are fired up and then the boss is like I gotta take a ████ oh ████ and he runs back there and then we all have to wait for 25 minutes yeah but you're all ready to go y'all cameras are all ready to go I'll make sure to bring them toilet paper I'll bring a decoy Joe in and then I'll run the cameras and then have them come in later edit that in later so no one knows he was gone he thinks on his feet it's pretty so let's say Joe has a diarrhea because he gets that a lot and then he sprains both of his wrists and he needs help wiping would you help him hell yeah whoa so he hates customers but he's down with the down with the ████ Services he has no self-respect that's good no self-respect too this one that's
5:05 good bosses are top prize so how about this one okay the whole group right we're all just laying in and roasting Anthony Lee right we're just hard laying in them and Anthony looks pretty sad he's and he's also a member of the team do you join in or do you say hey guys that's that's enough we got to protect Anthony Lee like what do you do here's what I do I go in yeah pretend to be on his side oh to make him feel a little better okay for five years I get real close with them yeah I like where it's going I've become part of his family I infiltrate good ████ him up yeah that's good he's our little mole okay what as long as he's not fully on his side then you could be on yeah what position are you applying for yeah any position that's available oh I'll
5:56 work my way up either way wow work your way down around here pal yeah I don't even know if there's a up I want my way down so far I come out on the other side okay that's good we like that we really don't have an up or down position huh we just have tasks I mean we also don't even know that when we got hired either true like do you know when you got hired here when I got hired yeah no I have no idea exactly I don't even know what happened to me I don't think he wanted this job we just said you're I'm in a ████ Vegas with us but no one gets ████ in here either yeah that's true which is kind of a bummer I mean there was a there was a lot of ████ going monogamous OMG was here I assume you guys were ████ yeah yeah yeah that's true that's not fun yeah okay I get it because you're like married and there's a title on it yeah it's fun to ████ your followers not your
6:47 significance are you Pro ████ fans or what no honestly I I'm so against fans because like there's like this line where if you don't draw it they can like cross it and it gets kind of ugly and plus you're under like liability for whatever they do well because you got you got fans you know how it is or like I make music right and so I have like some because I'm like I make like Korean music so like like K-pop I got yeah I got some of those like fans right and so if if I'm not careful like she can bite me in the ass you'd be busting in ████ dude you got kids everywhere what kind of what kind of uh do you make like what do you play an instrument you see yeah I like I like play guitar I sing and I produce my own stuff can you can you sing like four bars from order tracks right there if you want to ████ three
7:37 three and a half bars is it missing a lot of strings yeah it is but yeah without with no there's another guitar that that's oh you're gonna play with the broken guitar fine let's oh damn you got skills okay wow this is actually I think it's an untuned broken guitar it says missing the last trip yeah you don't have dude get out of here 's trying to juice it first it's back then this guy's greasing the wheels racing for his buddy whose guitar is that that's both mine I never play them Joe why do you waste so much money on ████ it's not a waste look what's your entertainment value these two guitars guys I got two guitars
8:29 I never play them I know I don't play them though dude that one looks nice they were gifts God damn it okay okay oh he's got guitar fingers six bars six bars yeah you guys want to hear a sad or like no no seven I want it uneven yeah yeah upbeat upbeat upbeat oh they're up to you whatever you think is something to make me horny yeah something to make Joe horny whatever that is okay are you gonna improvising improvising um like I can play chords and then just like see Melodies okay how about this how about you sing a song try to tell Karen she can't get a refund back well that's good that's good that's good okay [Music] feels like I'm at a UCI concert I'm at the quad in high school yeah yeah UCI I go to YouTube yeah exactly it's
9:22 for the celebration is that what they're yeah the anteaters and dogs I hate it I'm sorry [Music] wow you're such a ████ please get the ████ out of here [Music] experienced [Music] please get the ████ out of here please ████ leave no seriously get the ████ out of here get the ████ out of here
10:12 very nice also should say Parental Guidance on that one yeah I don't like that I don't like the cursing that much I like the radio version yeah yeah fudge infected Kidz Bop version so going based off the music what was the first porno you ever jacked off to that's such it so it makes so much sense to ask that [Laughter] start touching yourself yeah left and right I think the first thing I ever saw on internet was like oh I was looking at Pokemon cheat codes right wait what I was looking at Pokemon cheat codes right and um this was on the family computer and I
11:04 think I was looking up how to use like the action replaying because I heard of that but I was on like this shady ass website and you know how shady ass websites have like ads that randomly pop up yeah sure it's not familiar with them I was this young kid and this this pop-up ad with just a bunch of like ████ and ████ just popped up wow I'm like that's good what what is that did you know it was a body part I knew it was a body part because um like yeah I'm saying they're winking at you I think he does have a sister based on that laugh yeah yeah yeah one younger one of those don't tell them this don't tell them that okay okay keep that to yourself next time I saw this ████ and I was just like I didn't know how to feel about it yeah and then it
11:54 like came back to me years later I'm like oh that's what it was that was porn it was a Diglett so you just thought it was just body parts on the banner yeah like there was no sexual feeling on my brain yeah because he didn't know yet yeah I was just like oh like that's just a butthole like I'm just here to download legal movies what is this just is that what I asked for where's your grow up um all over the place so my dad was in the Air Force and so we every four years we moved around so I was born in Japan I was born in Okinawa Japan sorry you got to be a U.S citizen to be a part of this company well technically I was born on American soil the U.S space so I am an American citizen Joe doesn't respect that though I don't like Japanese people yeah yeah he's like that's a shame he thinks it's a scam really and he's right but I don't remember anything from Japan because it was only two years and then I
12:45 moved to Korea and then we stayed there for like four years and so that's where like my memory started and like I was fluent in Korean but I went to like an American like elementary school and then we moved to Hawaii so I was in Hawaii for like four years dude cool what was your what was the worst part and best part about being a military baby oh like never being able to keep friends because like it kind of it was like a thing where that's all you had to play music made yourself happy yeah and kids kids would be like disappearing and reappearing you know like like you'd have a friend the next day they'd just be gone and you just didn't question it no because you could be gone and they could be gone you didn't have Facebook there was no Facebook back then we were like kids too so like sometimes we'd just be at the playground like we just have friends next day they're just gone you're like you don't know if they died or they just like went somewhere else or if they were ever real
13:37 [Laughter] best friends with right we're best friends next week he was gonna go and the last time I ever saw him I'm just like bye was he from the enemies Air Force probably yeah did you try to re-connect on like Instagram or Facebook or whatever I never saw him again his name is Chase and I don't even know if he remembers me did you make a song about him you should look for him in on online I do have a friend that I do have contact and filming with like we were best friends we even took a picture right before we left and then like I had his dad's phone number and I for years I was like should I call this number should I try to reach out I think you should call them get them hit him hit him up and see if see if he needs a job because we're hiring I have no idea anywhere in the world right now wow like who knows if his dad's even still in the military actually he's probably in Garden Grove or something probably I mean there's a base in San Diego here he
14:28 might be there maybe so what's the favorite part about being a military base favorite part I guess I mean we get a lot of tuition benefits like for college there's a lot of time it's a very mature reason yeah like and also uh USA too baby we got to explore the world too yeah ████ best insurance company on the goddamn planet is that right it's really good insurance yeah well no the rates what do you really want to be and and and like I know this is a stepping stone job for you but what do you really want to be like in my life yeah yeah don't ████ me you don't want to ████ come here and work just what do you really want we know that these guys are just ████ stairs for you dude yeah you're gonna walk on them to get where you want to go you're using us to get to where you really want and hopefully you'll wipe your feet at the
15:18 end too oh yeah always right now I'm kind of pursuing music like I was like talking about I make music and like put it on Spotify and stuff make music videos but um I'm also trying to be an actor so I go out and like do auditions and like you do know our film Department's pretty much not existed right well if it ever comes back up again I got you okay like we said things go down here not up so that that will not happen but we appreciate the sentiment I think next week all our cameras will be black and white actually [Laughter]
16:17 a minute yeah I think I'm like 70 on a good day 60 it depends on the keyboard too a lot of you guys need to do a lot of training seven days you type like this bro what the ████ I actually use the time like that and tell my dad until eighth grade I learned how to type like that I got a professional question for you professional question since you play the guitar um and if a female body was a guitar is the booby the top part the ████ is the bottom or is it the ████ is the top part and the booby is the bottom were you here last time we did the interview were you here yeah okay I'm just curious sorry answer the question boobies would be in the left hand that's the left hand why and the ████ because if you play the ████ like that actually no that's that's a good question because like
17:07 would you flip it upside down usually your left hand is articulate because you're playing the string so maybe maybe it should be the other way around so the ████ is up here yeah and they can ride because then you get all the skills up here all right I'm gonna use here outside and then and then you're using your right hand to do the we're gonna get a sexual harassment lawsuit this is before we even hire anybody it's all consensual it's all concession are you comfortable with workplace sexual harassment to me no toward the bosses towards the bosses because it's pretty mandatory it's mandatory for new hirees to sexually harass me I'm sexually assaulting you guys yes it's mandatory yeah talk about that juicy juicy ass yes or objectify him four hours a week required the other day the other day I did my part and I was like Bart you got some fat tits today we need to be cat called that's pretty mandatory we need to be
17:58 greeted with the whistle we need to you know there's there's a couple of unorthodox things but it's just we want a good work culture here a safe place right so be unsafe makes you feel safe so me sexually assault things like all right we got all the ████ out of the way and like now now we're comfortable now we can work this guy's really good man I think the manager material I think are you comfortable having your pay slash 40 randomly what I think I my brain did not process are you comfortable having your pay slash 40 randomly it could be on a whip it could be on a Saturday night yeah we have a thing called sudden hotikiri right it's it's just like you'll like it I'll be I'll wake I'll wake up one day just say you know what you don't you don't deserve how half of your pay let me just cut that your pay's about to change drastically just real quick but then the opposite happens too
18:48 where I'm just like here's 10 grand just take it it happens once in a great ████ wine it evens out yeah if it evens out hey I'm all for it what if it doesn't even know if it doesn't even out and I'll kill myself okay okay good answer good answer so last time we did this we had your buddy Justice on here right so like what kind of thoughts do you have about Justice like do you do you think he's a cool guy do you think you'd be a better employee than him because we love a little friendly competition yeah yeah yeah you know what Justice he's like a brother to me you know we haven't known each other for that long but I've noticed some smart but ████ him yeah this guy's competitive I like it yeah he has that competitive Drive what's your take on the king just yeah have you heard of them have you seen that merch no have you bought their merch illegally I don't know bootleg website yeah
19:38 Alibaba I've I've never maybe I have some in my closet maybe I just didn't know maybe I just have some kindness merch but I've never heard of them because that's one of the uniforms here I know it doesn't look like we have a uniform but for new hirees we always want them to be a part of the company spirit and they need to buy a bootleg can't just t-shirt on Alibaba on Alibaba or or a hoodie or swiss they have sweats sweats and yeah we're a hockey jersey yeah and that's just kind of like the year like you know you know being a part of the company is just standard and then once after a year you can dress casually because you know we're more of a relaxed company so like um but in the first year you're gonna have to wear all bootleg and just that's really cool you never heard of them though yeah that is really good that's a really glad I wasn't really in like the dance community so even oh you have to go way out of your way to know
20:28 who they are I was like I didn't really know about periodic Deep dive to find these guys it's not do you even know periodics that's wonderful yeah I had no idea he was like yeah I was like this and I looked him up I was like wait he was in that Bruno Mars music video yeah their periodic is yeah yeah but you really didn't know because they were all monkey heads yeah you like you couldn't tell yeah so you couldn't tell which one was canned how could you do a better job for just kidding uh news than can't then can yeah because we're liking you a lot I'm not gonna lie this is a great interview this has gone really well um we're thinking about moving you right up right up the lap right up we're gonna make room for you really like you yeah I actually can be out of here in about 30 minutes we've known can for probably over 10 years really s'more
21:18 so much more I'm honored yeah we like you dude I could never replace cam though he's he's so amazing oh yeah you can no wrong answer that's a trust me I know can I've lived with him he's like a little brother to me you can replace something a thousand percent you wouldn't be replacing him he would be eradicated he'll be gone you wouldn't even have shoes for you to film I'll learn how to dance just to fill those shoes but I can't dance for ████ but that's okay that's only dancing editors anyway yeah we find we find we did we did a poll and we don't need Desi yeah we would like a musician more musicians would be just like throw my own music in the video self plug yeah yeah you know okay I think I think we hired them anything you want man dancing editor is probably a huge mistake and we're like oh
22:12 but if you're singing you have your hands focused while you're singing so that's more that's more it's actually like Vogue oh ████ well I can Dude the camera's right there and he's like my bad and he's like it still works and then and then four hours later after we've been filming he's like guys that camera actually glitched out five minutes into the news all right all right uh I think uh we have new hiri welcome to the team Jason yeah hey how do people find you on Spotify look up pohon HOH y-u-n that's my Korean name h-o-h-y-u-n you're looking up on Google Spotify it pops up anywhere there you go brother [Applause] [Music]
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