0:00 [Music] all right take a look at this girl right here imagine that you're on the plane sitting next to her she show me magic yeah that's what oh my God she's not doing magic is that $100 me make this disappear she looks like a magician if you had to sit on a plane next to a magician would you like ask to change seats would you ask him like all right bro please stop I definitely would I wouldn't have to change Stu show me tricks the whole time like yo show teach me how to do it that's so cool all she has is a fake thumb you're like I don't want to see the fake I know I don't want the ████ no ball trick either H like the Spencers that's level one magic I'm like can you give me more food yeah did the guys watch for me that's what I want so the so imagine that she's next to you on a plane right she's um she's super drunk I
0:51 believe she's Russian she looks unw she's totally belligerant wilding out people can't control her and then she forcibly pulls your pants down and is trying to forcibly give you head oh no the hores and then what would you do would you do what would you do well first I wouldn't know what else to do I just might say oh no I would have to have a hard conversation with my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ I'll be like what's happening you know in my head I guess it's going to shut her up guys I'll take it from here in my head I want to think like yeah I'm the cool ████ swaave ████ that be like yeah you suck dick you know but in reality I'd be like please no please please leave me alone I would have know if I could get hard please please please yeah do you think you get hard I don't know if I get hard like no no please leave me alone I don't I don't want anything to
1:41 do with yeah and I and and there'll be so many people watching i' be so nervous I be so nervous be I'd be scared I'd be scared I just hope she doesn't use teeth oh yeah that's that's a hard um I would yeah that's weird cuz if someone was drunk and crazy why would you let them even why would you run the risk yeah why would she that might be something she does on a r so she might be good you know what but you guys are not Heroes like me because you guys are kind of guys when the terrorist took over the plane on 911 you would just well except for Anthony cuz he doesn't know that anything happen but then all of you guys would just been like compliant I'm the guy that would stand up and say hey look I'll take it for the team I'll shut her up keep her calm yeah yeah yeah does your shirt say fear of Mom I don't want to do it I don't yes it does healthy fear of mom yeah so that's exactly what happened I don't want to do it but the
2:31 guy just like hey guys I'll shut her up yeah that's exactly what happened she basically in incom me she started forcing this dude he at first he was like no stop stop stop yeah and then res this where this he's like no oh no oh no and then she ends up getting his pants down and she starts sucking his dick and the guy's like no and then he's just like all right okay fine he come to it he's like oh no for the team crew that was originally like trying to get her off they just like stopped and they just let her cuz she was finally quiet yeah they just like a baby that's crying the whole they let her finish it yeah they let her finish it from a police perspective he did deescalate the situation is everybody happy it's really just her boyfriend and they just staged is that a porno dude it really says um seen por like surprisingly the flight attendants waited until the end of the
3:22 action and only then moved valyria further away her name is Valeria and then um is Valeria she got Valeria and steel you know mean she got valarian disease he was like thank you any pay her she's like that's it that's it that's what she's doing why what's the context with the picture why is she doing that oh I'll tell you that in a second magic trick does it say if she's a swallower or no yeah that's the magic trick it's to be assumed it's to be assumed that's happened to you before they end up restraining her they end up restraining her to one side of the plane and then they they uh deputed a a guy to like hold her like keep her in that and that guy the next thing you know he's gonna oh he goes lady stay here he's like don't worry guys I'll handle this don't worry about it he's like hey like what's going on you she's super drunk and like trying to
4:14 smoke a vape and like scratching at the uh flight attendants and stuff um and then what happens is she tries to pay like the flight attendants like that 100 bucks to like I don't know like as a bribe to get out of my face yeah and then they they uh throw it in the trash and then she ends up emptying the whole trash bin on the plane to like get it out yeah why did they throw $100 in a trash why didn't they why didn't they throw her off the ████ plane I watched a lady walk up to the to the door where the pilot is and she knocked on it cuz she was pissed that we were sit in the tarmac forever and they threw her ass off the plane she didn't even give anybody a blow job or nothing yeah she didn't offer they they she gives a guy a ████ she they let her finish and then they move her these are like the coolest ████ Airline people ever is this spirit and had even says that she demanded hot water and then poured it on the floor that means they're
5:04 giving it to her wow I don't understand I'm going to fly them every time I don't know hoping for a ████ he's going to ████ create a problem on that it just says it's petta petta Airlines a Boeing 737 this sounds like a Russian airline think it's like through Moscow have POA POA from a a flight a tourist flight from antalia wow okay so they're just chill ass people they're probably just like ah just Russian Behavior we're russan this is good marketing but nobody ever heard of this Airline before when they landed the police came and escorted her away and then everyone was clapping and then she told the cop I won't go anywhere with a sucker Like You Famous Last Word and then all the cops busted afterwards dude that's a good strategy though '90s action movie quote if you're in trouble and you could pull out a
5:54 ████ as like a last ditch effort that's that's a good move I think get out of anything do BU of guys go that's true cuz the guys will like they'll think about stop no okay I guess you can yeah yeah it's like that every single time I guess you can like it's still scary to me how you can trust that it would go okay like yeah cuz she might bite it that's what I'm saying she might just be like at the same time though think about how much work it is to like take the guy's par like you could easily stop somebody or get out of the way just like oh oh pretending to stop me what if he was wearing sweat it's cuz the flight hit it's like remain seated with your seat belt on every time we've ever gotten your every time any of us every time any of us have ever gotten a ████ yeah you there's like a little moment where like you don't know how this is going to go like because it's a first timer there a moment of distrust yeah you don't know
6:45 she could be a biter she could be all kinds of stuff you don't know but you have to see let her do her thing she or he thank you but if you're drunk and that's your default move you're probably you're probably good at it what what you say if you're drunk and that's your default move you're probably a season you're probably good you're probably very good she clearly is they let her finish what would you specifically do if you were the guy in this situ but the cool Nick not like the regular scared Nick yeah black man I can't even imagine that ████ B is a simp for Nick's black Bel I've never heard anybody talk Nick won't even talk about the black belt as much Bart Bart's like such such a huge achievement as as she's G me as she's as she's trying to do me up i' be like I don't know if you know this but like I got my black belt last Saturday you know I would tell her that I would like throw
7:35 it in there she does that make your dick harder yeah like what do you think it is true though like what if you had to do it for the good of the flight if she's like if you don't let me do this I'm taking this plane down you're like all right see he's a mar you guys don't know what a hero looks like cuz you wouldn't step up yeah yeah yeah you would step up every time hell yeah I have to what if it was like a huge Burly Abdul Abdul rahee nah no why it's you take one for the team princip about taking it for the team being a hero she's a blonde okay that's true I didn't think about that you know what that's a very good point come on man you don't want to save the plane you wouldn't do it you wouldn't go that far to save the lives of that many people were they in the air yeah they were in the air man legit like save the lives of like 200 people all
8:25 you got to do is get a ████ from a Burly dude from like Zang G from Street yes yeah yeah yeah yeah he's to use his teeth and he's going down only if I get to hold the girl's hand oh so's G to be's going to be like all right baby go get your dick sucked and you're like no don't look don't look and then after two seconds by's like and you have you have to finish too you can't just you have to grunting like a big my God Lives there's children on the plan so you have to go somewhere mentally do they have facial hair can Gio be can Gio be in Bart's ear being like they got a black Bel oh oh think that would help that'll finish so fast like describe describe the black Tak so many decades but he got it in five years
9:17 wa this reminds me of a time I got massaged by a man what why is it similar because uh at first I was like oh I kind of feel weird about a man just rubbing me all over right and the best though but then me bar and J were just like we got to we're just going to get a massage we're ████ sore and then we just walked in and it was like one of those places the Chinese style where it's just everybody everyone can see each other and then they don't they don't choose ████ up the office dude you know how Ryan spent all this time making this place ████ beautiful hey that looks sick leave it black belt my ass it looks cool you don't even know you don't have situational awareness what kind of black belt are you you don't know everything B Voice sign you got a basil bar dude you don't even know where your ████ peripherals are these are new chairs I thought black Bel had
10:07 eyes behind the back of their hands dude only when I'm sitting down on the floor it was bound to happen your Black Belt being the scapegoat and reason for everything that happens now is funny though I don't even watch this thing so you got massaged and you didn't so we win and then you can usually request male female whatever and then this dude like a Asian just and I'm all like and then I was like oh no no no I I'm going to wait for it he goes no no no everybody everybody and then and then and then he was like yeah yeah yeah and then I was like all right I'm just going to sit down but I want a lady and then as soon as he just went this to my temple I melt it and I was like oh ████ hook me up dad hook me up Daddy okay hook me up then he started suing his dick yeah yeah yeah yeah he went like oh I hook you up child man suck
10:58 dick I you up so we we're talking about bar just nutting while Gio's holding his hand Whispering Nick Blackbeard black belt ████ and Joe's like this reminds me of the time I got massaged by a man
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