0:00 thank you [Music] so this is really really weird there was a 72 year old woman who has now been arrested in a hospital in Germany after allegedly switching off a patient's ventilator twice because she didn't like the noise it was making wow you're like God dad that's just ████ loud dude can't hear my Netflix is she a patient she's she's a patient she's a pensioner but she's a yeah I believe it's so funny patient in there oh and this other patient was a 79 year old patient they're like can't breathe and ████ yeah shut up those noises are pretty loud though is it really are you sympathizer what about her man she needs to get better so she can't
0:52 sleep yeah that's true that's a huge debate actually in the online Health Community you can't sleep you can't recover as well funny that the machine is that easy to turn off I know she's just says she knew yeah ████ you're a patient you're in a doctor she was like she just saw the plug and was like oh yeah I recognize this yeah I know this from home I mean if you had a bunk mate right and then they're ████ they're they're on life support wait time out when are you gonna have a bunk mate at the hospital what are you gonna have a ████ or like a you you got a roommate you got a roommate at the hospital right yeah and then you're sitting there and they're on life support and it's going beep beep I can't sleep and I'll ████ pull the plugs I'm not gonna put you in the
1:43 same room as someone that's on life support they might yeah unfortunately they did to her yeah oh they were in the same room yeah I mean they definitely were close enough she walks by because you know a different Wing dude she walked by and was like oh so wait what did they do to her so the very very first time uh that she did it they explained to the woman that that patient was dependent upon the supply of oxygen and she's like yeah yeah yeah yeah [Music] yeah depending on getting some Z one we should do that so you know gave her the benefits whatever whatever but they had to
2:34 explain it to her and then uh the second they uh that she did it again uh they had to resuscitate the 79 year old now just funny but like and he had to go to intensive care but he's now described as out of danger thank God okay yeah but because now right yeah yeah because she did it twice and was even ████ formally notified the first time she ████ up how like actually this was not right [Laughter] those people are just like little kids dude I'm like what they get faster certain age yeah sounds like a [Music]
3:35 so she was she was brought before a judge the next day after what she was taken to jail ahead of a potential trial she's like ████ how am I supposed to get better you're taking me to jail man you're too loud right yeah yeah that's a sentence does it say what she was in the hospital for no they just keep calling her a pensioner ████ that yeah what is that that means she's retired yeah and she's just collecting uh checks yeah but in the hospital yeah they useless you could call her that dude for what she did what you did was ████ really funny just collecting money getting sick and ████ yeah the state has to pay for old ass and she's trying to murder someone two times lazy old ████ this was in uh yeah ████ that ████ dude uh Germany
4:26 it's in Germany he's in Germany yeah and she probably got she probably got ties to the Nazis too ████ lazy old Nazi ████ immediately yeah you're tied to the Nazis dude ████ old and lazy Chapelle was thinking it I was thinking yeah he was thinking I imagine we're just going you all right you feel good to be back oh you're dying oh you're dying my feelings [Laughter] oh ████ this is if found guilty of attempted manslaughter utter the 72 year old could spend several years behind bars great [Laughter] years of her life right
5:16 right yeah um there was a there was a case where a 61 year old T Scott Marr had been rushed to the hospital and was unresponsive but still breathing so they put him on a ventilator and then when somebody had switched off the ventilation is when he came back to life so they considered him the Miracle Man oh maybe that's what she was trying to do [Laughter] unplugs the ventilator she was really trying to kill him she would just turn it up on like extra high yeah extra yeah like he's turning up like a radio
6:07 all right let's turn up the volume that is crazy she's kind of gangster though you don't ████ around like what she's a Nazi dude she's like it's too loud they might need to cover up the buttons on the machines on no yeah or something why is she doing and so her excuse was that it was just too noisy yeah that was literally you know what my theory is on this lady she wasn't sick at all dude she's a pensioner they don't say what she's got I don't think I think she was not sick at all and I think she was just chilling hard at the hospital I think she's an assassin oh working for the Führer she's finally activated I think she would have just been a baby during that time or or she's an angel oh yeah you ever think of that oh yeah more
6:58 like the Grim Reaper look at me I mean maybe she was just like hey God wants you now she's like it's your time yeah it's your time Reaper yeah they turned the thing back on she's like oh man I gotta make up an excuse that's just annoying hey God imagine though being a person that hooked up to a machine and you see somebody flip it off and you can't do nothing ████ yeah you're just like come on I need that ████ I should kill you what do you think is the time when they when when um old people start becoming more and more like children what age do you think you mean when they start putting on diapers and drinking Insurance stuff and start ████ talking like kids I think 80s yeah around there's some 80 year olds that are like chilling yeah yeah yeah sharks attack that's true it's
7:48 really dependent it's it's kind of like uh that moment where you know even from like a a taking care like a welfare or or a financial point of view you know in that moment when your parents are paying for your ████ and taking care of you and then there's that middle where everybody's adults and then suddenly you're in a spot where you're taking care of your parents and paying their bills I'm assuming when they're being taken care of by you they also get to flip off a couple other switches as well at the same time he is make sure make sure they keep working till they die yeah yeah so then they never get but that's what they say about over people like if you don't usually you lose it that's true yeah yeah like your cognitive function if you're not like do it that's why they always tell old people older people to like do like crossword puzzles that's why they keep buying them we use yeah well my my stepdad's 88 but Apple's still trying to pitch people for business 88 yeah 88 he sucks at it oh yeah
8:39 we I had Dave we had a little barbecue in Hawaii David came through and then David was talking to him and then I was giggling because I was all like all right um he has no idea what he's getting himself into so I just kind of watched and David like he's a good Asian boy so he's respectable you know he just like listens intently like he he doesn't like act like he's bored or nothing so I'm like oh he actually likes this conversation he'll tell you a ████ story and at the end you don't know that he's trying to pitch you something and then at the end he'll go so how do you think and we're like what do you mean when I you want to invest in this business he's a master pitch perfect so so right now he's doing this thing where he's trying to help his buddy sell these uh fishing lures that
9:30 shocks the fish oh yeah so then once the fish gets shot it could reel it in so you see how I could tell this pitch in like 30 seconds right it'll take this dude 20 minutes so uh if you go fishing and you get tuna fish you get the lure and The Lure The Lure shocks the fish have you seen that before that's how he talks this guy's 88 yeah he sounds like the guy from uh Star Trek yeah yeah it sounds like and then you get this and once you the fisherman does not have resistance when he reels it in we're just sitting there like dude how slow can you sing yo how yo is he killing me
10:30 quite a few times I think I'm in say that to him yeah and then right after be like I got 50 bucks on it that's true all right see what happens because there are things that you become familiar did well so like 10 years ago or a little bit more he um so he was traveling to the Philippines going back and forth and then he created a non-profit organization worked with the Japanese government and he helped Filipino nurses come to Japan um and and get jobs that's pretty cool yeah suddenly this who's got credibility that that sounds normal right so so during that he he made friends in the Philippines right and the more he explains it to me they sound kind of connected to underground gangster ████ and then he shows me pictures they look kind of Gangsta like they have these parties and stuff
11:22 yeah right they have they have security he says they're they're dangerous so he has security they look like thugs with guns you know really and then so he tells me that his friends can get tuna for a very cheap price and I'm like oh that's interesting right and the more I think about it I'm like they sound like illegal fishing peoples because they do that pirates do that like you're not it's illegal you gotta fish it in special Waters and then they're like charging like half the price for tuna which is crazy so I was like I think you're getting yourself involved in some dangerous ████ here and he goes no they know politicians and I'm like yeah but like gang's there no politics yeah exactly like what are you talking about what's the homies that chop the fingers off yeah
12:12 the Filipino Yakuza yeah dude yeah yo that's just wild [Music]
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