0:00 [Music] so uh a man has a very interesting method for dealing with his landlord who's a real pain in the a is it gonna escalate very quickly uh well he had um a disagreement with his landlord um about the way that you know he was able to live on his property i see and the landlord was maybe giving him a couple of rules that he didn't really agree with it's like you can't cook meth in this apartment yeah i don't they didn't say exactly what but he was like okay he's like i'm gonna try um killing him and eating his heart yeah i figured this is gonna escalate in about that that degree that's a really good solution i think it's interesting yeah i mean it's probably one of the most sensible things i've ever heard it's not bad
0:50 right because you just think we all we've all had landlords a little pain in the ████ egg yeah i ████ hate landlords my landlord's yeah i've only had some nightmare to deal with i've had a nightmare lord you never wanted to eat your landlord no no never wanted to eat his heart no very very nice people very cooperative so so this man um he he was suffering delusions and he he believed that he was god oh he was god or that the landlord was god he believes that he's god and god gets hungry and god needs heart i'm starting to believe this whole issue has nothing to do with the landlord at all i don't think that's true but we'll find out i think the landlord's the same problem let's not jump to conclusions guys remember the landlord's being problematic right i don't think so dude okay i don't think so at all so he thinks he was god and he was on a
1:41 special mission against the forces of evil in the world as you do as god i mean too fast righteous missioning yeah dude like if you really believe that in your head i'm gonna ████ kill my landlord why does the craziest ████ always have to involve christianity like come on man why god and all that just think of something else because he doesn't technically have to be christian does that mean all homeless people are christian pretty christian because they're ████ crazy i bet there's a good percentage they're hella christian bro yeah i was at the uh they all hate abortion dude i was driving i was driving over here a ████ ambulance from behind me there's a ████ homeless guy on a bike one like this the ambulance goes he drives by him and then the homeless guy flips him off like this i'm like what the ████ and the whole time after he's gone ready he's still cussing at him as if like he had the right away yeah justified if you're on a
2:32 bike you're supposed to be pulling to the right that's true i'm like i don't know he's ████ cyclists don't like to follow road rules protect cyclists guys all cyclists all cyclists don't get it so this man um has a has a condition they believe called schizophrenia no really the japanese guy's over there other identity what yeah i'm a schizo my other identity is god so apparently he's been receiving treatment for schizophrenia since 2011 but he's off his meds but he was off his meds for 18 months that's a long time and those premonitions stew up there for 18 months so then um god built this ████ world in seven days so then then he kills his landlord and he boils his heart on a stove damn he actually boiled it
3:22 yeah wow that's gonna be much more uh tough then no oh no it's probably easier to eat like chewy because like you gotta like pull that i think you put it in a traeger you know yeah yeah slow cookbook triggered he said boiled it right you do santa murphy i would do it differently oh yeah yeah for sure what kind of seasoning yeah what would you put on a heart first of all i would put i would do the wood chips yup in the traeger so it's like smoky i like that yeah i think a smoky heart actually is kind of tight i like it grilled because i like the grill marks on the meat you know let's don't get a girl mark on it grill much but it's still gotta be kind of smoky i feel like it's gonna have a barbecue to it it's like heart you know brian introduced me to chicken heart syrup pretty ████ good chicken looks pretty good chicken hearts are good they're not that bad yeah i like them japanese style yeah that's right yeah yakitori yeah we just yakitori like human hearts should be like kind of the same but it would just be this big right grill
4:13 anything well do you think if you like slicing a couple pieces and it grows so you get more cookage and more flavoring you know it probably cooks more evenly i feel like a heart's really thick like you're putting it all the way through yeah the grits is hard it's like three times too small you know well landlord's heart would be smaller though because yeah they're they're because they're greedy i think the closest thing i've had was beef heart and it's nothing like chicken heart because it's nothing like human heart what does it taste like i never had beet heart before it's a little bit more livery and it's big as ████ so it's a lot of iron flavor so it feels like gamey it's like kind of yeah it's much more gamier but you know how like everyone's doing this whole like liver king like phrase where everyone's eating organs yeah what's with that they're like carnivorous and ████ where they just eat raw ████ meat and they put in like ziploc bags while they're pregnant they start eating ████ ████ everyone used to go that's so nasty but now everyone's like there's so many vitamins and great things inside it so we should ████
5:03 eat it we should eat it raw yeah but also cook it though no no no if you're liver king you just eat it raw yeah that jacked guy right he's a lubricant that guy that's definitely not on ████ royal wolverine or some ████ no no he just delivered him has nothing to do with hugh jackman he makes wolverine no no there's another guy named i think the wolverine or some ████ that does the same thing we did article here about it ████ i wasn't here for that yeah jesus um solo article so this guy this guy um was found not guilty by cleveland saying what i believe insanity what just because he's cuckoo yeah cause he's cause he's cuckoo ████ coco puffs for sure i wonder how he did it like how he got his landlord in how he killed him he was he was probably just probably like hey you're ████ my place up like you need to get out of here blap it would have been sick if you did one of those days i like that i like it
5:56 oh so crazy no honestly this another weird part of the story is the when he killed him they were believed to be having an argument over a game of chess that's what it is that's how it starts imagine sitting through a whole game of chess and then killing the guy at the end of it and he ████ got killed if he hit him with a ████ frying pan on his head he knocked out he ████ cut his heart open he took it out and then he ████ had to clean it up and then put it inside the boil oh my god that's so nasty it almost sounds like an unbelievable story like you know if you like where uh someone's like i could tell your fortune you're eating out of norms or something and you know sometimes those crazy ladies just come up to you do you want to know how you're going to die you know like fine tell me you're going to have a tenant that's going to eat your heart no yeah whatever
6:46 after a game of chess yeah i became a chess that's ████ crazy that is something a crazy lady tells you about a waffle house yeah yeah that's true and then it's ████ cool and you hear stories like this and my man maybe they know something they do but how come they're always poor if they know the future how come they can't even ████ go out and come you can't make the right decision maybe it's only like eighty percent maybe like that lady was like checkers and that's wrong oh ████ chinese checkers maybe maybe they're really honorable oh and they don't use it i don't want to use this for personal there's rules this is just like a genie you can't wish for certain things unfortunately you can't do that there's no number yeah but jeans are sneaky though jeans are gonna ████ you over they'll take last minute and ████ yeah they'll twist it it's like oh yeah i want to have sex with like the hottest woman on the planet and then they make you ████ someone who's on fire yeah that's where i was going i can't believe this ████ i hate it when they do that have you guys um seen those movies like
7:36 where they're like ████ hunting and ████ like like i don't know like ████ gone with the win or some ████ or like dances with wolves or some ████ right they ████ kill a buffalo and they cut the ████ heart out and they're like ████ eating that ████ raw do you guys think you could do that well that was in the uh uh redead uh revenant revenant right there retention right he definitely crawled inside that the horse or something like that i know the moose or something like that yeah for warmth yeah he did the old he'd do the old han solo the old tantan yeah i would do that would you be able to do it what's the benefit of eating it's a ritual oh really you're absorbing their life force makes your penis bigger like thank you it was just beating and ████ so it's like it's primal yeah yeah so before all the parasites and bacteria was like yeah and when you like cook stuff like moisture nutrients and stuff actually
8:26 goes away from the cooking so technically if you can eat something like mad raw that's like the most nutritious version yeah because i heard that like when wills ████ hunt and ████ like they go straight for the organs yeah like they want that they don't want the ████ meat they want the nutrients and the fat not necessarily the the meat muscle we we eat so much like okay meat you know what i mean i actually want to try it i would try it i don't know if that's my go-to because i still might want to cook some of the ribeye parts but what if it's super delicious after you take a bite you're like and you can't go back you go oh then i'll probably stick with we'll just go to chinese hot pot today ████ eat all the weird ████ sorry about living we'll get accidents in the back they probably could have the guy with live moose in the back oh maybe that's true you never know so in in the tradition of just kidding news um i i would like to end this video with a classic question what shirt was he wearing that's really good but not close
9:17 hawaiian shirt probably so if you guys were diagnosed with schizophrenia and you had a landlord what would you do ████ tickle his balls what you
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