0:00 What about Aerys? >> That's a unique name. I don't know anybody named Aerys. Yeah. >> Usually Usually they're black guys. >> Yeah. >> Oh, really? >> That's like more of a Tyrone. >> Those are brother name. Yeah. >> Oh, I didn't know that. >> Weird. >> The second ASM man was black. >> Did you ask your parents and they're like, I wish you came out black. That's why >> kind of is black. >> Filipinos. >> Hey, welcome back to JK News. We're having a mukbang. And uh today we're eating TJO, which is a Vietnamese restaurant that can think things is inferior to whatever Garden Grove he's uh got his allegiance pledged to. >> Hater. >> Should I do something to Joe's food while he's away? Yeah, why not? Let's put some Let's put a little pa in there.
0:50 >> With the Vietnamese food. >> Put Put some gum in there, too. >> It's not going to fit. Try try. Fold it. Hey, fold it. Fold it in. Fold it in. >> I don't want to put my hands all in. Oh, yeah. These ones are It's going to fly up. It's going to pop open. All right. Hold on. Hurry. Hurry. Hurry. Yeah. Like pop up video. >> This box is not going to close again, bro. >> You can do it. You can do it. No, >> this not going to work. Do you have tape? Is there any tape over there? >> Gosh, this is the worst office to find anything. I know >> there's tape over there, but it's like >> just don't know where. >> All right, whatever. I'll put mine on top. >> Look out.
1:40 >> Really do scare me sometimes. >> Really just be boring. [Music] >> Just me and you now. Camera. >> Oh yeah. What's up stream? >> Just me and Ari. >> You guys just started recording and just ditched the camera. No, it's meant for you to walk in. >> Oh, >> it's meant for you. It's >> meant for you. >> It's for your entrance. >> Hello everybody. >> We already did the intro and everything. They >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That one's mine on top. Okay. Thank you. >> Enjoy everyone. >> What the heck is this? >> Oh, did you order Did you order that? That's a lot. >> You're wasting so much pita bread, dude. >> Where's the bag? >> Wait, you put Why is the bag? You should finish your food. You should finish your food. >> This is ████ >> so much.
2:30 >> Don't take it for granted. >> PETA, be grateful. >> Oh, can you can you please pray this time for us? >> Okay. >> Oh, let's pray. >> All right, let's pray. Joe's going to pray. >> Everybody stop. Let's pray. >> All right, everybody, we're going to pray before we eat. >> Okay. Father, uh Okay, it's been like a years before uh I prayed, so I'm sorry. It's been a long time. Um dear Jesus, thank you for the food. Please bless this delicious food so it nourishes our hearts and souls and minds to be energized and um uh do a good job and be and be a good person. Thank you very much. Okay. Good. Uh and in Jesus name I pray. Amen. >> Amen. >> Jesus. Thank you B. >> Baby Jesus. >> Very good. Very good. >> Did someone get a green sauce with their steak? >> Dear baby Jesus. You guys remember when Bart was asked to lead prayer and then
3:21 he just he was just like cussing up a storm? >> What? >> Yeah. He was like, "Oh, ████ Jesus. Um, can I uh >> s███?" Um, cuz he was like, >> "Yeah, he was on the spot." So he was like he was like, >> "Um, someone asked him to bless the meal and I I forgot why." I was like, "Why the ████ did you ask him out of all people, right?" And I think maybe it was his house or it was something about it where it was like maybe Yeah, maybe it was at his house, but um he was just like, "All right, uh ████ God. Uh >> shout out to God." >> Yeah, cuz you know he's been um he's been praying with like Taika. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Ta praise. Yeah. >> Yeah. And I was like, "I didn't know you were Christian." And he goes like, >> "Um, I'm trying." And like or whatever.
4:12 just take the hands off. >> And I was like, damn. Cuz the way that >> brains can be a Christian thing, too, though. Which one? >> Praying doesn't have to. >> The way that um Bart grew up praying was like Buddhist style, right? >> Yeah. >> Which What's that? You just burn burn something and go. >> Yeah. For I don't know. And I think he's just making it up as he goes. But no, he went to like a uh Is that how you do it? >> Like how do you pray? How do you pray Buddhist style? >> You ████ sacrifice your ancestors. >> You're usually quiet. Keep it to yourself. Oh, really? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, I don't know, man. I'm not a ████ Buddhist. >> Oh, why did you get there? Why did you ask Why did you get so mad? You're Buddhist. >> Around the dinner table, you just said everyone's quiet. >> Buddhist shouldn't get that mad. >> Yeah, Buddhist. >> Don't do it for uh >> You don't be mad. Control yourself. >> Dude, don't get mad. Get Buddhist. >> I think Bart said that he went to a a
5:04 Christian school for a minute, >> but he got kicked out. >> Oh, wow. I think he learned the foundation there, >> but it's been a long time. >> Um, but hey, you know what's crazy though is like Christianity is making like a comeback and it's really popular. Like I heard that it's growing. >> There's like influencers now. There's like >> Oh yeah. >> Hey, we're the rebels because like >> for the first time in decades it's growing, right? >> Yeah. And and it's a lot of the orthodox like hardcore ones are growing like um Catholicism and like Yeah. And I think that's interesting because I never would have thought >> same >> that that you're a rebel because you're religious. You're like the, you know, you're being like edgy >> counterculture >> by >> I think young people feel really hopeless and so they're just looking for something. >> Yeah. >> Hope >> or they think megaurches are pretty lit
5:55 and they want to go. >> Well, I think I do Christian. >> The Protestant ones are declining. >> Really? >> Yeah. So like the the these like new age and like ████ uh more modern, they're not they're not like at the same rate as like Catholicism and like the old ones, like the really strict ones and the boring ones, you know? >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> It's cuz old people love the Protestant stuff. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's Ryan's up on, dude? >> What the heck? >> Yeah. Why'd you ask me to pray and ████ >> What are you talking about? Cuz God loves you. >> All right. >> I just went to go take a piss. What the hell? >> Rolling heavy. Rolling ████ heavy. Yeah, right, dude. Yeah. Why don't you eat your food? What's wrong with this one, dude? We're going to get poisoned. >> Why don't you eat up and I'll tell you. >> All right. He ████ on my pork chops. Hey, did we talk about the brand?
6:45 >> Thank you, Taho. Uh, >> that's a good pork chop right there. >> That's a good shot. >> This video is not brought to you by Tejo. We paid out of pocket for this one. Tail is good, but K said it's not legit Vietnamese, and I feel like those people should be allowed to show up and defend themselves against >> them. We should fight slander, dude. >> Can't be talking ████ dude. Tired of your mom finding all your porn sites? >> Don't let that happen again with vp.net. >> It's the only VPN that can't spy on you. Every other VPN can technically see what you're browsing, and you just have to trust that they won't leak or sell your data. VP.NET's hardware separates your identity and traffic patterns. >> This makes it physically impossible to monitor you. To have true complete privacy, sign up with vp.net/jk
7:38 news like this link in the description below. Yeah, be privacies, baby. Kan seems like a nice guy on camera. >> I gotta get a fork. >> Okay, bro. I'll give you a fork. >> Vietnamese looking house on here. If it's not legit, >> I don't know. Oh, there's Vietnamese house. >> Yeah, >> dude. That see like >> I love how the box is like the packaging is really good. >> Really nice. >> These chopsticks I had to like assemble. And look, they got a pagod. >> Hey, cheese looks really cute, too. >> Thank you. I think you're not supposed to recognize the ingredients. >> It's pretty funny. >> We'll go a bag. >> Reusable bag. Let's do it. >> That's pretty tight. It's a nice touch. >> And um look at the materials though. I feel bad when I throw away the disposables
8:28 >> cuz they're such good quality. >> Good quality. Yeah, it's really good. >> What did you get? >> I got garlic noodles. >> Can you taste the garlic? It's really good. You're asking who the hell got garlic noodles? >> Yeah, I did. >> It was you. >> Oh my god. >> Like, who got garlic noodles? >> I just want to make sure. I thought there was going to be doubles. For sure. I thought there was doubles. That's what I thought. >> Make sure you prank somebody. >> Crazy ass. >> I'll try to get your dumb ass >> loyalty test. >> People have been telling me that um they've been enjoying our just lunch times. >> Oh, really? >> And I don't know what's different between this and just like our regular other videos. I'm just >> But these are getting a little bit more views. >> It feels like more of a hangout. >> We should just do full mukbang. Honestly, >> all mukbangs. >> So, we're going to eat 20 times a day. >> Hey, you could get a good metric from
9:18 Eris cuz he actually watches JK. >> Okay. >> So, just ask him when he sees it. >> Do you like these more? >> Yeah. >> Really? >> You do? >> Why >> do you play video? >> Cuz it literally it literally feels like you're hanging out like >> when you're watching it. Feels Yeah. Like you're chilling with everyone. >> What about when we do bedding videos? Do you like those? I love those. Yeah, me too. >> With us. >> I think it's hype. >> All right. So, compared to the other videos, what's different? Like this one's more hangout. That one doesn't feel like hang out. Does that feel like something else? >> Yeah. Just you're just watching. It's looks like a regular podcast. >> Oh. >> Versus people that want to feel like they're hanging out. >> Oh god. >> It's cool cuz we're more candid and we're not like having lectures and ████ >> My friend was considering naming their dog Subin. Not kidding. Because of because of the show. Yeah, >> that's cute. >> I should do that.
10:09 >> He must eat his own ████ It's like a cool name. Could be a cool name for a dog. >> Are you serious? >> I'm dead serious. >> No, no, no. It's a ████ eating dog. >> So mean. >> It actually was a ████ eating dog. I'm not kidding. >> That's insane. >> Well, they found that out later. >> I don't think you eat ████ Stephen. Okay. >> I don't think so either. >> I don't think that at all. >> I take a lot of it, but I don't eat it. >> I know you take big poops. I know you take big old healthy boy poops. >> Mhm. Depends what I eat. But yeah, a >> lot of fiber in your diet. >> Did you tell us the story of how your name became sub? >> No. >> Where's that from? >> I was just born with it. >> Is it Korean? >> Yeah. >> Did your parents say where it came from? >> I never heard the word subin in Korean. >> Insane. >> Somebody said it means the water to a tree.
11:00 >> Why' you laugh at that? That's messed up. >> That's a cool name. I don't want to explain anymore. >> Don't make me look what you did, Joe. >> Don't make me shy. >> What the the water to the tree meaning like life? >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> like the roots and >> I got water in my name, too. >> Yeah. >> It's the river of truth. >> Joe Mizukawa. >> No, >> in Spanish. >> How is the river? >> Subin means up. >> Oh, really? >> In Spanish. >> Subin. >> But there's no N in Spanish. M >> I was named after Steve Jobs and all everyone ever says is what a prick he was. >> He was a bad dad. >> They'll just say he was a total prick. >> I was named after Ryan Phippe. >> Totally. >> Really? >> Who I'm older than. Yeah. >> Damn. My dad almost named me uh Julius after Julius Irving.
11:51 >> Really? >> Dr. J. >> Yeah. But instead they just named me after my sister Nicole. >> Is that true? >> Yeah. >> Lame. >> That's so lame. >> Another NBA superstar. Yeah, Nicole. Yeah, that's ████ up, right? >> They named you after your sister. >> No, it's not even like that. My mom explains like, "So, why did you name Nick? Why'd you name me? My full name is Nicholas." They're like, "Why'd you name Nicholas Nicholas?" And she goes, "Well, I really like the name Nicole." And that was it. That's full. >> They should have named you well. >> Yeah. >> That's not funny, dude. I don't like my steaks ████ well done. Right. >> Take that back right now. >> They should named you medium. >> Nick medium. Thank you. >> I can see the future. >> John Barkley only eats steaks well enough. >> Wait, what? >> It's done. >> Oh,
12:41 >> no. I don't like this game. >> H >> Yeah, we can play something else. >> Charles Barkley's rich as hell. He only eats steaks. Well done. >> What do you think his favorite cut is? Like a ribeye? >> I think he's I don't know. >> Ribeye guy. >> I feel like you eat a ribeye or well done. >> You probably should. Hey, they should have named you uh ain't >> not like that. >> Ain't done. >> That was way better than your name. That was way better than >> I thought I'd be a dad now. >> He said pretty well. >> Trying to do a dad joke. ████ it. >> Yeah. I don't know. Like a steak one is really hard to top, you know? Well done is good. >> What about Aerys? >> That's a unique name. I don't know anybody named Aris. Yeah. >> Usually Usually they're black guys. >> Yeah. >> Oh, really? That's like more of a Tyrone. >> That was a brother name. Yeah. >> Oh, I didn't know that. >> Weird. The second arises man was black. >> Did you ask your parents and they're like, "I wished you came out black."
13:32 That's why he >> kind of is black. >> Filipinos. >> Yeah. >> But he has But he has like nappy hair. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. Look, he has curly hair. >> You have an Asian bro? >> Yeah. >> But I know Filipinos with curly hair like that though. >> Just the way we are. >> I ain't got none of that. >> My mom's name is >> Shane R&D. >> Shane. Yeah. Did you ever ask your parents why you why you were named Aris? >> Well, my aunt named me Aerys. She got it from Aristotle. >> Oh, that's cool. >> But you know how Filipinos have a weird ass accent. >> Aris would been saying Aristotle. >> Aristotle. >> That's where like >> that's where you got lucky because like >> a Filipino that was like I like the name Aristotle. They would name their kid tot or something, >> dude. Yeah. They would think they're
14:22 being clever. Like, oh, your name's Toto after Aristotto. >> It's like a death sentence for freaking schoolyard bullying. Yeah. >> So, they took out the last part of >> I think Aerys is the cool part of that name. >> Check this out. Just now on Southwest flight 1496 Burbank to Las Vegas. Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank Airport. >> Wa. >> Yo. >> Yeah. A bunch of people flew out of their seats, bumped their heads. The flight attendant needed medical attention. Pilot said his collision warning went off and he needed to avoid a plane coming at them. >> Another plane. >> Wow. >> Honestly, Burbank, their s███'s ████ up sometimes. >> Scared. >> That is Last time I flew into Burbank, the last two times I flew in, I had one of the worst landings ever where your ████ like it hits and everyone like shakes and everyone's like laughing uncomfortably, you know? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Armenian pilots, huh? >> You not not even that. They were young.
15:13 >> I've never >> They were young pilots. So, I have a theory that whenever you do like one year No, not even. Whenever you do like one hour flights, they get, you know, they give it to the ████ the young guys. >> The young dudes. >> Yeah. And they're the ones that ████ it up. ████ up experience. >> Yeah. Maybe get some XP. You know what I mean? >> But then when I see like when we do on longer flights, we see the older pilots, usually their their ████ is smooth, you know? >> But that's just my dumb theory. I don't know if it's true or not. >> Definitely not experience. >> I'm dumb as well, >> dude. That that's so true cuz hey on the way to Vegas it was only like a uh you know they said it's an hour but ours literally only hit 45 minutes and then the way they're supposed to be the level they're supposed to be flying supposed to be high so you don't feel the turbulence right but these guys were like oh we're going to get there pretty quick guys I feel like they're just jetting it definitely younger dudes and the whole time me and Brownie just turbulence the whole ride >> I also hear you look like you're riding
16:03 a D right now then you got some nice heads boy >> dude what the hell you gave >> I always heard I always when you fly into Vegas because of the the air or whatever the the hot air you always pressure change. >> Yeah. You always hit a bunch of turbulence and every time I flew into Vegas I always get I always do like Subie dude stomping around. >> Always throwing it back >> throwing it back in a circle. You know what I mean? >> That's crazy. >> That's hot. >> Well, thank you guys for joining us on this episode. >> Wow. He's calling you boring dog. >> Yeah. He's like all right here. He's like, "Anything else you want to talk about? Flights >> and let us know in the comments below.
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