0:00 you know you know what they should do to solve the NBA flopping situation if you're cop flopping that's going to be your basketball card s [Music] welcome back everybody to another awesome episode of the careful boys and today we have Mr Walter Hawk back again Mr Walter oh ladies and gentlemen how come you're wearing ramps the football's back um okay you know honestly when I when I put my clothes on this morning I was like oh dude I always wear Rams when I go They're Gonna think like I'm a crazy Ram's friend that went to the Super Bowl we already think that I did go to this no but so like I was like ah but then I didn't have anything else so it was just kind of that day it was just
0:50 that day this is the only shirt you have for today it's kind of like Steve right he only like has like four outfits yeah yeah I feel like I'm in that category too really yeah I feel like you got like how many fanny packs you got though I got like two I feel like he has like four civilian clothes and like 16 Jiu Jitsu outfits no I don't even have I'm actually running out of juice you have like 45 rash guards yeah but you know what's funny is like I've never seen them wear them they're all really too small and oh and every time I raise my is that because you're just getting swole getting fatter maybe your outfit today's clue like a like an air marshal that's what I'm going for or like uh or like a producer American Sniper oh yeah there you go oh what a blind director those lights over there those are very those are hot in the bed
1:40 action this lighting is ████ action and then the scenes over that way what are you guys over here [Laughter] is it because I'm wearing Shades yeah yeah you got a blind guys cap that's that's not like people say that about me a lot they think like I look like a blind and then blank ETS who says that just random people anytime they comment or like they they clown on me and they dunk on me so you gotta like lie like you look like a blind Jujitsu yeah or like a blind blank or something no they're they're in the class they're like why is this a boring guy teaching us yeah it's because I don't know where I'm going do you wear shades while you do Jiu Jitsu no dude that's crazy I work
2:30 does anyone do that that's tight that's crazy does anybody do that what if I wear goggles like the ones that they wear in like the old school NBA games like they're straight up guns like construction ones clean a larger one yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that'd be kind of fire but sometimes like you know I don't think you need to see when you're doing Jiu Jitsu dude it's all feeling it's all closing your eyes and you can't tell them are there any Jiu Jitsu accessories that are kind of like stupid to wear but people wear them okay our buddy used to wear he's the only person I've ever seen wear these he's not American at all just matter of fact he's 100 Guatemalan Heinrich his name is Heinrich Nazi name yeah his brother's name is Elwood and his other
3:20 other brother's name is Ludwig Adolf Minecon shouldn't his name be einrich einrich instead of Heinrich but it's Heinrich nobody's Guatemalan so it's pronounced oh it's pronounced why is it Nazi Guatemalan I have no idea we ask him this all the time and he's like I don't even know my dad just you gotta hear the theme in mind I guess is it a theme I don't know it's a German theme is it racist to think that his dad wanted his son to be rich so he like he enrich oh maybe no I don't think they're a big pun family though so I don't know I don't think so I like puns usually though I think I think you're smarter than all of us though because you saw that in your head like before I didn't even know I didn't even see I didn't even spell I can't tell who he's looking at so I feel like he's looking like he's blind as long as you look in the general
4:10 area of a blind person I think you're okay what's the accessory he wore these socks on the mat because the mat was really cold so he put these socks on okay and they're like Jiu Jitsu socks kind of like the socks you get when you go to like Sky Zone oh it has grips underneath yeah and we obviously were like what the ████ are you wearing dude are they toe socks though I don't know I don't remember that'd be dope that you know what that would throw people dude it doesn't make sense at all you shouldn't wear any socks on the mat don't you think that would throw you off though if like you're doing just with a guy and then he has toe socks on and he's wiggling his toes yeah and then you're gonna be like I'm gonna punch this guy in the face even though we can't get motivated to win yeah yeah oh that's true I can't get beat by the guy with socks with grippy on the bottom he wore him once I think once or twice and then we kept making fun of him and then he stopped wearing them wow I wrestled
5:00 the blind guy before that must be hard I lost wow hey Loki and my buddy competed against one in a juicy tournament and he lost one too the blindies they're good yes is that a Bard original it was a no it was that uh is that gabolino high school I wrestled and I wrestled in high school and then um you know sometimes like these ████ high school sports they're kind of like a rush you don't know what the ████ going on everyone someone's making wait someone's shaving his head because he needs to like lose half a pound somebody's got a blind stick coming in well so like they say that the ref uh he's like it's my turn so I'm supposed to wrestle this guy the ref the ref is also deaf so the way this guy speaks dude I don't know where I don't know why I think you joined the wrong division the ref was deaf so you can't understand
5:51 what he's saying like he was like okay it's like that like that right and then I was like What He Blows the Whistle and um this guy immediately goes for a double and then when you have like the cleanest double in the world you just get picked up and you're on the ground yeah and so my mind is half processing what is going on half getting pinned then the ref comes boom literally pins me like 30 seconds but he didn't hear that right oh the ref never mind keep going well the wrestler maybe he didn't see it and then so I get up I'm still ████ confused as to what's going on my coach is like you lost and I was like I don't really know what the ████ going on I see um that wrestler get walked to the side and his coach is going to give him Skittles he goes like this and then the
6:41 Skittles are dropping on floor and I was like shut up I swear to God I was like I was like what kind of sitcom is it I swear to God I was like that's ████ crazy and then I'm like I go to the ref I'm like what happened so their coach is blind too no how did he miss did wait did your high school wrestle like a blind school is that what's going on and then the ████ signing it on Braille day and then I was like I was I was pissed so I was like talking I was trying to I think figure out what's going on with the ref and the ref was like I said hear the hands all about all his hands so what he was saying is like because he's blind the rules is after you shake hands after you shake hands you have to stay like you still have you have to stay touching because you can't that's what I was gonna ask you oh you can't just run over to the corner and come back yeah
7:31 like this and just ████ don't make noise guys right here in whistles from across different finally I'm like behind them that's your ████ then he's really good though because that's what I was gonna ask you because when I was in high school there was a blind wrestler in Orange County yeah and a friend of mine wrestling they said you have to like brush his hands you have to touch him at all times at all times but the ref didn't explain that very well or he didn't enunciate very well wow so I couldn't ████ hear what the ████ you were saying he blew the whistle right it was good I blowing the whistle because our ████ was loud and then and then so the blind guy heard it ████ picked my legs up and I was done and I was like and then you know when you're in high school that ████ happens to you that's the joke for the rest of the year lost to a blind guy and you know but yeah kudos to the blind guy that's
8:21 Savage because you're not you're not touching him and he's like I got this yeah like this guy doesn't know yeah he just hurt boom yeah shot in so the blind guy you ████ beat Uncle Sam but you'll never know what I look like yeah you don't need to gesture or anything he's obviously watching YouTube videos all day everybody's listening I don't know these are you know these are crazy stereotypes about blind people I don't know anything about blind people really it's that gabrielito high school it's history there dude that guy knew exactly what he was doing like he heard there he heard the ref saying it indistinguishably and he knew you didn't understand and then he heard the whistle and he goes I got this how come you didn't hear the Skittles he heard him bouncing off the top because because the wrestler is blind not death the referee is death have you guys seen that wrestler with no legs
9:11 yeah and he's like ripping oh ████ that fool could do crazy flares dude do you ever see him because he doesn't have legs he does like the craziest flares I've ever seen I don't know crazy is the right word but yeah there's like nothing against like you know wrestlers with disabilities but but like when you lose to one it is different you're ████ our life up yeah because there was a girl wrestler too when I was in high school yeah because that's a disability just being totally well strength wise strengthwise but then that girl won two matches like in the whole season she won two and those guys that lost I'm sure especially back in like the like late 80s early 90s where it was okay to say like you know yeah all that stuff uh good word choice it's very safe yeah do we do one of our homies at a she's a Jitsu homie she
10:01 competed in an all boys tournament because they didn't have any women that showed up for the tournament and she won the whole bracket the guy in the final didn't shake her hand that's ████ up that's messed up he was mad he was like oh yeah maybe he was blind did he catch the Skittles did he even have hands dude he might even have had hat yeah he had hands dude he had hands oh I remember it so he caught the Skittles is this what you're saying so how many how many people did she have to beat I think she only had like two or three oh damn they were good these dudes are like decent yeah I think it was like um I think a lot of it what it is too is like they don't know how to enter the match right it's like okay do I smash do I destroy her because then like why did you look to destroy her or do I just kind of like
10:51 go easy and figure what would you do if you were one of these oh my God that's so scary dude and she had like huge tits what what you say to me what are you listening to grab the bikinis let's open it up is that what you wanted to hear you pervert Yeah Yeah Yeah tell him dude I wouldn't open up again I wouldn't do that I wouldn't do that but would you go 100 like all out I think you'd have to bro yeah I think I have to because my teammate who is the lady who beat all these guys in the tournament yeah yeah she's really good and if like you like uh think you're gonna beat her up just because she's a lady she'll kind of she'll snap your ankle bro so did those guys afterwards they have to give them pink belts yes I'm stupid they just spit on them dude at the podium like you don't deserve this for a weekend
11:41 she probably hopes that they underestimate her well because she's very unassuming she's like she must be yelled Hella Tight then huh she's hella tight she's she's at your uh your place her name is Justine what belt is oh you know oh you know Justine I've seen oh she's the one that well that Joe talks about I've seen Justine whoop Joe's ass all over the ████ man she ain't gonna ████ around she's a beast but it's like if you play basketball it's that first time you play against a girl that plays basketball yeah and then you know because like when you and she actually played yeah you play your neighborhood girlfriends and they're just like ah yeah I could beat them and then when you finally play that one girl that play actually plays and you're like what the hell yeah because most girls you see yeah you can't guard her most girls you see when they shoot if you see them shoot and they kick their back leg up you're like I'm gonna cross this chick up I'm gonna destroy this chick yeah I'm gonna dunk on it but
12:31 when she could Square her shot up and she shoots you're like oh ████ like what's that form for jiu jitsu that's an interesting question yeah is there any giveaways that you're like like you skipped to the mat [Laughter] there's some guys that Skip and they're pretty gangster something's out there I don't know most sports these days it's uh you only recognize it's boy or girl for the Split Second the minute you engage it's just body parts like if they're good you know even like like yeah basketball whatever you're like oh there's a chicken cool and then the minute the game starts she's Crossing you over it's just like hips body parts boy girl or like oh they're Asian or white or black or whatever it's just yeah it's just person and person now and everything goes out the way that's a good piece they're Mexican and the laundry smells good dude that's actually very true the water polo huh what do you
13:23 mean if they're laundry like if you're wrestling or grappling with the Mexican they smell really good you just smell ████ good like very good very very good I didn't know that sure if I'm somebody offended or like that's inside baseball for you guys okay who has a out of out of your your data collection and Analysis yeah uh who's just the the generally speaking the most smelliest the hairy white dudes really yeah hairy white dudes because they kind of look they're white Gees are a little yellow sometimes is that because their skin is so white no it's because they come in a night class and they didn't shower the whole day or they shower there's some people who are gross bro there's some people are gross thankfully we haven't had that issue at the Academy but for the most part there are some people that are like like after you roll with them they're stink kind of like I feel like that's like an illegal like
14:15 uh what is it it's like an edge like if you if you stink like crazy so look there you know guys are you guys familiar with Jon Jones yeah Jon Jones he's like the greatest yeah yeah top black dude one of the greatest MMA fighters of all time he's like to consider the goat he fought this guy named Daniel Cormier and he said every time they fought two or two times he's like every time they fight Jon Jones would come in smelling like ████ you knew he didn't shower so like any time he would grapple with him he was he would be like oh dude he smells so bad so that kind of does ████ with your head mentally especially if you're not like ready to do it that's an intentional tactic I think some guys do that bro in wrestling I don't know Barry if you're in school our wrestling team we wouldn't wash our our knee pads like all season we wouldn't wash them and you know like sweat it's just nasty yeah so then you
15:06 know there's that one move where you CR you cradle and you put your knee in their like face yeah so because a knee pad smells like that guy would just be like get weaker because he's just smelling the nastiest yeah yeah that's like that's a thing that's like a biochemical Warfare totally at that level winners want to win bro yeah that's why I lose there was a rest he'd wrestled uh I I don't know if it just sounds racist but I am racist he's Middle Eastern and he was hairy all over you could smell him from like while they're wrestling you could smell That's How Strong I think it's the hair but then when when the when the our teammate came back we all moved from him like we're like okay dude you gotta you gotta move man like because he smell too I think typically guys with a lot of body hair they just tend to be a little more stinky that's why on the flip side
15:56 Asian dudes which we have a lot of at the Academy they smell like nothing really they don't smell like a thing there you know what of mine smells like ████ though what my pillow that's well how often do you replace your pillow I don't know my head doesn't have a good smell oh do you okay there's two solutions one is where a beanie wear a beanie when you sleep number two you're supposed to change your pillow I think once every six months six months the whole pillow the whole pillow what about the pillow sheet well the pillow sheet you got to wash like once a week a pillowcase yeah pillow could you wash it once a week but like the pillow because it builds up all your dead skin and it it's basically soaks into the paper every six months I'm like six to eight months or something is that like a dude's gonna throw up can we zoom in on Colleen do you switch your pillow out every six months not my pillow most people don't
16:46 but you're supposed to like I don't because I wash my sheets and my pillowcases like every two weeks are you sure that's not like propagated by Simmons and sealies it could be it very well could be yeah this guy's got so many pillows on this place it's my side hustle it's a good Mark you have a promo code Walter that is true I don't know what we're going to title this video but let's go back to sports because Bart is a an Aficionado uh what is your favorite sport outside of fighting stuff outside of fighting stuff yeah look how surprised he's like what I'm saying no because I'm like because to me it's like okay my favorite sport MMA for sure I know that Dan right outside of right outside of that just said that probably boxing I get it right after that private Jiu Jitsu and like uh Muay Thai yeah I think that's why I said outside of fighting specifically because I understood that I think I think he
17:36 didn't specify what fighting is like which sports keep going I like those and then um what about wrestling like Olympic wrestling oh I like rice that's right yeah and then Sumo and then slap boxing and then arm wrestling and then telephone booth boxes have you guys seen cartridges in terms of like thespians oh dude I like pick a sport I like watching NBA I could answer that for you they're some of the best actors I've ever seen in my entire life yeah flop game is good yeah everyone like is that the new theme though cause I haven't watched bass in like three years and it's like like this let's touch them just a little bit
18:32 I hate flopping but I do respect a guy that could create a flop to actually get the call the desired outcome yeah I do think that's pretty cool tiny everyone's just falling on the ground like when they get hit and they're like oh yeah people people it's like key players at the right moment so those are game changers yeah yeah that's also like throwing pepper in someone's eye at the key moment also a strategy but that's too big of a call though yeah that's a flagrant too that's like ████ like fighting and they're just at the key moment you just squish their eye real quick that's like when Draymond stepped on sabonis yeah anything yeah yeah that was flagrant too bro I think what FIFA FIFA started the whole like flopping like they're the worst players they are the absolute worst at it and that's why I don't like certain soccer
19:22 games because when I see one flop I think they're worse than I barely like soccer players yeah just in general everyone's like what like 130 and then they ████ and they touch each other and they act like it hurts what's great it's great I had no excuse me they get they get carted off the field yeah as if they're seriously injured yeah and then like a minute later when the injury timeout's done they come back they literally run back they literally run back and then you watch a game of rugby yeah and then you're like I'm like this they're getting hurt just remind it's so reminiscent of when you want your sibling to get in trouble you know when your sibling hits you and you really want that it just makes you feel that same annoyance when you were a kid you're like and As Americans we all hate that I think that's why we can't get on board except I think we endorsed it the most I think in the NBA Nobody Does that on football NBA is the only sport where
20:13 they actively flash actually no actually they made a rule in the NFL about flopping so what they did in the NFL they didn't call it flopping though what they did if you like kind of fake an injury so that the defense fakes an injury to extend timeout to give them the time to call plays they made a rule that said if it's on the defense then um it's you you get charged a timeout oh ████ so because defense you know what will happen is like someone's like oh yeah they'll fall and then it'll be like a timeout so to give the team a time a chance to call a play so they're like no no okay no more of this so the competition Community said we're gonna like penalize this by really yeah so and then that Defender can't play in the next next uh down he has to sit out whether he's injured or not he's got to sit down that's crazy how people do these technicalities because I have a friend that uh fights in MMA and one of his most controversial fights the other
21:05 guy he pretty much uh knocked him out right before the Bell so this guy's Wally after 60 seconds he couldn't stand up what the coaches did was like pretend to put Vaseline but then drop it on the ground dude that's a that's a that's a thing so I've got to clean it up I gotta clean it up so now they're like cleaning it up and this one now it's more than 60 seconds this is um a bag of ice you would spill ice on the floor and be like oh ████ oh I gotta sorry I'm all thumbs I gotta clean this up and you gotta like scoop you know you know what they should do to solve the NBA flopping situation if you're cop flopping that's gonna be your basketball card oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's hilarious [Music]
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