0:00 that's why I put Post-it notes because because sometimes when I'm traveling like Nikki's like hey I can't fit my tampons so can you put them in your back but then I don't want the TSA guys to think I'm like a ████ yeah so then I put like a posting on and it's like hey These are not my these are my wife's tampon so then when they open my bag then they're like oh okay this guy's yeah he's not a little [Music] you ever played a little too rough with your partner to which they were uh suffering an injury no because I use safe words thank you what's the safe word what do you mean play like you say basketball my head daddy is that safe word yeah that's a safe word kind of literal like you know if you're just messing around horse play I don't know just like getting wild I sound like an old man
0:50 horse play horse play a little rough houses oh sometimes sometimes uh when we're on the couch I'll lean on my girl's hair and then she'll flip the ████ out that's a big one yeah and I'm like what do you mean you lean on her hair like I'll like I'll get up off the couch and she's laying down and then I'll like I'll push on it yeah and her head's on the on the couch and then I push on her hair and then she's like ah she can't take it she's what the ████ what do you mean by that well I don't know I'm just trying to but you don't know about that yeah bro you never bit you never cuddled up oh Geo kind of got short hair though or Jill's also like over here so maybe she's stepping on my hand I think she does on my hair I know what that feels yeah it hurts because you're like at the same way yeah
1:42 um one time Tiff was I was showing Tiff the taser I bought for her that she's never used or she never keeps with her at all and she was doing um what's that thing called where you curl your eyelashes eyelash curler and you tased her nah I just was I was like babe look and then she was doing it as she did it and she like she was like oh ████ is she she she like pulled some eyelashes out oh with a taser no no she was doing it and I was showing it and you know the pop yeah she jumped and she pulled around yeah yeah oh my god oh no yes wow dude but that was about it Nick one time I punched in the face because she was talking back to me let's go we got a situation here where a couple was having a little you know this couple was drinking yeah having some fun messing around and they razzled they didn't wrestle but one of them ended up
2:33 uh they decided to play hide and seek the dude uh ends up hiding in a suitcase that's that's what he gets no whatever happens dude that's a good place a guy can fit in a suitcase yeah I did that must be a really big one or they're just a really small guy it's a big suitcase he's not a little guy he's not a big suitcase he's in there he's not a Circus Olay guy um and then somehow he gets stuck in the suitcase and then the girl uh gets so drunk that she falls asleep no does he lose oh no there's buddy live I know he died oh what no here's a picture of him did you pull that out from Google I thought he got stuck in a Pelican case or something what the ████ like you can't stick your finger through the zipper or like rip through I think even
3:24 then you're not gonna get enough air after that thing you could fight and someone would smell it on the outside they're playing hide and seek and he zips up he can't unzip it no way man my guy first time I didn't feel sorry for someone I for sure thought it was like a Pelican case where it latches yeah looking at this do you see any hints oh no the eyes the eyes she looks like this is she suffocated with the pillow first and then stuffed his ass inside apparently how did she fit her weird stuff he decided to hide in this ████ suitcase that is completely breathable that's what I'm saying there's no way my
4:15 guy gets in the suitcase and then he's like oh I got such a good spot [Laughter] and also who the ████ is playing hide and seek when you're drunk when you're ████ 33 and ████ yeah dude she looks like she's 45 years old so uh what happens is that is the initial report is that she goes she's actually the one who I think called the cops oh really and then they came and then they're like I want to hear the the call I wonder we don't have the call but what happens is they uh they pull up the call just Google can you just AI the call or something can you just like create one ████ it can you pull up the transcribe what the ████ man this is why I just make up with the goals here hang on this is why we keep losing followers best I can do is show you a phone that's for sale okay 44. that's a good one
5:07 uh so what happens is because because uh they're sensing like a slight suspicion about it so they ask her like hey would you consent to a search of your phone in which they look through her phone and just right there right there is a video of her recording the suitcase with him pleading to be let out and her saying that's on you this is what I feel like when you cheat on me you should probably shut the ████ up because he's saying I can't breathe she recorded that she recorded it so he really couldn't get out of a regular suitcase but he couldn't get out wait so he wait did she put him in there that's like the last thing I would say it's unclear if well I don't think she put him in there I think something led to him going into it and then she locked it or zipped it up and he couldn't get out and then do you think that Panic caused an expedited
5:57 death dude probably him just like probably I mean because you're if you're hypervised phobic or something you know right because um and you realize she's like doing this at a spite sometimes I open my packet as a suitcase and then there's that TSA strip like we looked in your bag you ever get that ████ yeah and I'm all like how yeah like I had it zipped up and locked yeah well they can just open the lock yeah the TSA approved block that they have ability to unlock it anytime they see fit yeah well they re-locked it for me that's why I put post-nuts because because sometimes when I'm traveling like Nikki's like hey I can't fit my tampon so can you put them in your back but then I don't want the TSA guys to think I'm like a ████ yeah so then I put like a posting on and it's like hey These are not my dude these are my wife's tampon so then when they open
6:47 my bag then they're like oh okay this guy's yeah he's not a little ████ so in their inner phone not even in a hidden folder good to know that every time they check my bag they think I'm a ████ oh yeah well no you're you're a girl how would they know if I'm at the grocery store and I'm buying tampons I'm always like hey everybody in line I'm just getting this from my wife [Laughter] to make sure that they know that yeah hey I thought you were gay and I'm like the season yeah well these days men can menstruate too so it could be for you these days weren't they always able to no no now you can buy pizza sauce and you can throw it in just like you know
7:39 or whatever there's guys out there fighting for the right to get tampons in the bathroom so they could menstruate that's pretty cool yeah and Colleen just said solidarity the solidarity side it was good all right so yeah the uh looking into this couple there's like a whole slew of records of different times that they have been in domestic violence with each other and other partners so they've had lots of ████ problems the funny thing is the cops when they find the video they're like uh what they ask her like why do you have that in there and she goes I don't remember recording the videos I admit it looks bad oh my God it's not what it looks like and that's why they let her go not only that they released her into
8:29 Knott's Berry Farm have fun tonight here's a 500 credit have fun go crazy we believe you so yeah she's arrested and uh it sucks as in that that dude that died he has three kids and uh and the girl has a son separate from that so they're leaving a lot of kids without parents bro some of these girls will get you killed out here man do you put them in a coffin or just have the suitcase that's appeared well he's already in there is it open to suitcase or clothes God that's pretty funny Jesus Christ just lower the bag I found the metal on the back oh my God why'd you say that dick
9:19 I don't know what I was thinking man that's why fart is toxic it's later in the day I'm a little delirious dude all that aspartame dude it's making my brains go crazy I can't even think of it I'm embarrassed I don't even think no way they actually have the thing on here that's how she called in my boyfriend is dead yeah I fell asleep and I woke up and he was dead in the suitcase I don't know what happened number three
10:15 coming out of his mouth yeah Jesus bro dude the way she called that in the sound of a cold lie that just makes it so real that's so crazy she's like my boyfriend's dead ████ it's almost not funny but here we are laughing but Bart had the line of the day [Music] foreign
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