0:00 [Music] uh bart you used to be in the military have you ever seen somebody get an honorary ranking before uh it's extremely rare but i have met a few people that have done it what's honorary ranking so you know there's like ranks like it goes like corporal sargent staff stage or whatever um from each rank from one to another there's like time there's requirements you have to show leadership like you have to it's like getting promoted in a company you have to go through the steps and then depending on how much you kill it it might take longer or shorter and then so the honorary ranking would be like someone that just works at mcdonald's from like day one and then maybe like in
0:50 six months they're the manager that you promote straight to the matter past the system manager passed shift manager passed lead teller so honorary kind of ranking um when you hear that or when you see somebody who is honorarily titled that does that mean that they like more quickly bypass something or yeah they yeah yeah endure do something unique that like gave them that it's probably they're outstanding like oh that was a ████ stud and then usually when you see the the way they carry themselves and the way they they do their job you're like oh this guy's a ████ like he's like kobe he's like a kobe like those fifth graders that we saw in community college who wanted to take college classes and i always cracked me up because there was always children in my classes can you drive on base and ████ as a as an honorary rank what do you mean like you know how like base doesn't let you just drive on if you're a civilian credential well if
1:40 he's the military he's driving around everywhere yeah what if you're not military though oh are you talking about a civilian crossing over to military that i have never heard of i have nothing that's like getting ignited that's what that's what i was thinking about too because like usually when i hear somebody's like an honorary something it'd be like a like an honorary kindred memory it's like you're not a kindred but like we're just honored that you can come in with the crew me and joe like me and joe like that yeah when doctors get like honorary doctorates from like a random university oh yeah yes exactly like hillary clinton just got one yeah that i never heard of civilian crossing over never but i've heard of like someone that was like a uh private first class and then it became like a corporal i've heard you guys know what rank james bond is and the james bond and the royal navy i thought they don't even exist mi6 doesn't talk about daniel craig talking about daniel craig he's an honorary
2:31 military he just was made an honorary commander in the british royal though ████ he could do anything without being in the military no he's not in the military james bond or just say daniel craig though this is crazy true true dude that ████ might as well be a commander can he just tell people like hey private i'm a commander now and they have to respect it because he has a title yeah he's supposed to how come this fool looks more legitimate i know right yeah you actually like like when you watch the good fellas saying this guy looks like a little ████ like ray yoda and robert nero look way more mafia than the guys that they're playing even the guy yeah you know we watched casino recently and then the guy that uh robert de niro plays lefty uh rosenthal he looks like a he looks like a like a really weak simp
3:23 yay dude it's crazy that movie sounds like the ultimate diss by the way you look like weeks i mean de niro just looks like a man man right but you know in the movie casino de diro's character is quite the sim because like because he's doing a deniro impression here he's doing a dinero impression that's interesting that's not him is he him yeah because his the girl that he falls in love with constantly has a side piece man right so he yeah there's another picture of him but um dude and i can say that i have whack hair too but yeah uh it's because he was that the character was that so it just doesn't look right with de niro being that way because he's more masculine he's way cooler like that cooler yeah that's ████ crazy i've never heard of a civilian crossing over into the military like that i wonder how the uk
4:14 does do random ████ like that right like think about like uh knighting somebody sir elton john yeah what is that about what is what does it mean to be a knight in i never saw elton john on a ████ horse jousting people yeah you know he jokes people though but that i understand more because they have a they have a history of the king and queen knighting people for centuries you know like you can do something you could save my daughter's life i knight you here's a plot of land so it's like part of their history well that's what i'm saying maybe there's some sort of like because of the uk specifically this isn't necessarily like american military we might be referencing right this is like in the british naval honorary then you know it's not that powerful is a very also uk like yeah you know that would be like that'd be like what's up or jack ryan or something like david that's like can you name a canadian general like without laughing
5:04 do they general maple do they have honorary that's is he the first honorary like military person no he's not but oh okay it is sean connery it was before probably but it is interesting that they they made him a an honorary commander because james bond is also a commander so that's why they made him commander and in fact it really just like you enter and you're what's called a mate then you're a lieutenant then you're a commander so it's not that high of a right so this is really just fan service yeah absolutely this is just press publicity for the movie coming out we hadn't had we should have had a solid city for the navy should have been an honorary do you want to be a commander like james bond oh yeah honorary mess cook steven seagal all right oh you know who recently had one of these manny pacquiao did too really yeah he was an honorary something this full war is military uniform this fight like six thousand ribbons and ████ medals
5:54 i'm like basketball oh my that's like some ████ like north korean dictator you just add whatever the which he is now running for president yeah yeah he's running for president dude but usually it's like oh you saved the motherfucker's life you jumped on a grenade you know this was just like went to the army surplus store and like get me everything i might put everything right here those are all the people he beat up put me 12 stars [Laughter] are you all a fan of uh daniel craig's james bond i love it he's my favorite one he's so good ████ love it casino royale is so good that's a great movie so good skyfall great movie yeah for me it's my favorite one because it's the most believable one yeah which one christina wrote daniel craig yeah yeah him as like james bond well slowly they're amping up like his toys and gadgets and all that stuff like the
6:44 style to be more original and he's getting more bendies where he could jump off a building but casino route was the very very first like that you know and they people hated on him for it by the way did you guys see that documentary jill hates him i like the one before yeah cause jill thinks like what she understands james bond to be is like the suave smooth talking guy and danielle craig is just too like too rugged but in the books he's more rugged apparently i've never read the ████ but also though did you really believe pierce brosnan was doing never i never believed him dude but he was hot as ████ dude oh my god much of a puss with the dad bud yeah but he is so ████ hot he was bro i don't know i don't know people say sean connery was the hottest one i don't get it no yeah but i understand it if you were like born in the 60s yeah that's those are the people that say that at that time but i like that one though i just rewatched the rock you guys remember the rock yes what's up is
7:35 still hot yeah he's like an old man so was nicholas cage at the time right he really is too by the way that there's like an internet thing i encourage anyone to look it up but basically the rock is almost like a lost james bond movie because like he he's basically sean connor is playing james bond in that movie like if you think about it the older james one that was captured who went to jail not just yet but but exactly so like just after doctor know the idea is that he got captured and that actually lines up with some of the ████ from the movies there's a great reddit post about it that i read it was like ████ nuts is mind-blowing i i love the rock it was cool to see like great movies like both american militaries like fighting each other because you'll never see that yeah so that concept of like you stand down no you stand there no you stand there you stand there i love that part yeah i love that ████ i will not be i would not believe that order yeah yeah you ████ love that scene dude i feel like the genre changed though like it's more
8:26 actiony yeah with with sean i mean uh the sean connery stuff was more like austin powery yeah that's true remember there's like that one little dude in there the little guy you're talking about odd job he wasn't really little if you actually it's funny because you remember it that way because i thought he was just a little person remember the game he was like really small ████ but in real life the guy's a ████ he's a ████ he's a big hawaiian dude yeah you know what's interesting no no no the other guy the there's an actual little person in the one it's the it's the one from the 60s oh really yeah i don't remember okay i believe it but mini-me was a parody of that guy oh right from dr now or whatever yeah yeah yeah yeah but i think back then it was more like more like mystery like espionage like
9:16 quirky character it's more of a spy and sex it was its own genre very spy it created the spy sex yeah but then with the daniel craig it just feels like any other action movie like the the mystique or the the brand of 007 i feel like just turned into an action movie like mission impossible you guys don't think he's slick though he's slick you know one of the recent ones um cube visits him he just gives them a gun and like a ████ radio yeah yeah the watch radio i kind of thought it was charming in its own way because it's like more that makes sense realistic instead of ████ pierce boston getting an invisible car well like or like kingsman the kingsman movies which is an ode to the old spy styles which were a lot more over thought yeah an umbrella that has ████ geo pro like
10:07 not just realistic right but maybe somewhere in the middle colin first got shot like 900 times and then he's alive in the second movie i was like what the ████ i'm sick though i i enjoyed daniel craig i love him yeah it's cool when it comes out the water and ████ he's all sexy i'm like i'm like biting my lips all the time dude in fact that was the moment that everybody finally start started believing in him as james bond because like uh in this new uh apple tv documentary that just came out about it because i remember reading about how people were giving him a lot of hate people hated that he was blonde people hated that he was like not as sexy and and craig not bond he was kind of he was kind of like ugly yeah right so people were just hating on him yeah and then the paparazzi apparently ████ like literally in that casino morale uh scene where he comes out the water right paparazzi apparently like stayed in the sand hid dug and hunt hid in the sand for like the night wow in order to be able to get the shots of him coming out
10:58 the water but then when they got it and he was all sexy as ████ that's when everybody's like all right i'm excited for you he's in right so it's like super superficial but at the same time like well observed well before that i just knew him because he was in the tomb raider movie with angelina jolie yeah he was and he's always a supporting role so it didn't feel right to have him be like the lead but he killed it i like that one scene where uh in casino royale where he was poisoned right and he noticed yeah oh ████ but then you like i think that's where his acting chops really kicked in where you see him try to like keep everything under control while not giving away that he's like vulnerable now and he goes to the car he's trying to put the ████ electrodes in but he's still trying to keep it cool while ████ dying yeah yeah yeah same time then it cuts back to like hq and they're like oh just put her down and you see him die but then finally get it she saves him she pushes yeah so it was cool to like see him under extreme
11:49 duress still try to keep it cool and like you're like okay that's that's dumb and then he gets revived and then he's like what's it up he's like you gotta finish this ████ casino game and he shows back up at the table and they're like the guy's like oh ████ yeah yeah that's the best it feels like ████ that's right so good it was directed by um martin campbell who also did goldeneye which is like one of my favorite bomb movies of all time gold knight is really good even even the video game yeah they did a good 64. it's all blocky now those two it was the first of the best shooter that was the first first-person shooter that was like one of the og ones i think he turned to the corner like that yeah dude so sick i i got into james bond during roger moore arab roger roger was great was he the original no no it's not connor everybody connor no no it goes oh there's something this one before something no it goes connery and then it goes um this guy named uh what
12:39 the ████ the name one he's a model and he did on her majesty's secret service george lassenby and then he um lost the job because he wanted too much money or some ████ and then they got roger what's the one when when they went to thailand uh that's bangkok dangerous they've been all over the place there's the asia one yeah they're the own they've been all over i'm just trying to remember which one i don't know no the old one the old old like the 70s one in asia yeah definitely more though okay it's like octopussy and living that dog was a hangover there was no asian actually i don't know could be any of them bro love you long time [Music]
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