0:00 [Music] I'm about to pone this trumptard right here did you hear about how they're eating the cast they're eating the dogs did you hear about how they caught a white guy in his 50s or 60s killing geese and not Hai H in Springfield would you think of that why are they killing geese I don't know isn't that what Trump and JD said I are they not I don't know isn't that normal don't people eat goose not at the park not at the park at the park understand why that's news you guys ever seen MacArthur Park you know how many people you know how those homeless people be killing all the Ducks and ████ in there when I heard when I heard all
0:50 about the pets getting eaten I was like are you sure it's not just homeless people that's yo there that's what I'm saying dude my buddy owns a VR kind of game center right in this Plaza and in this Plaza in Hawaii they have a little river that runs through the whole place it's ████ beautiful and they have koi fish and whatever and he said there's always crackheads just coming in and like fishing through coins and doing random ████ and one day they thought this guy was going to come in and just grab some coins but he pulled out a net and he scooped up one of the koi fish big ████ just flapping and he threw it in his backpack zipped it up and walked away wow that's an expensive fish yeah is that are they even tasty I don't know what it's for but he said he was just some maybe's in a different Koi pond and he just stole the koish dude you know what's random as hell you
1:40 know how my mom's like a huge hoarder andit like that she's currently hoarding koifish not kidding that's really weird she has like hundreds of koi fish so she's going to be real Rich soon yeah exactly you can't sell them in San Diego County so she's like just sitting on hundreds of koish dude and my grandma's house you built a pond or what my grandpa had a koi pond and then my grandpa passed away and then my mom got too good at raising koifish and like they're spawning all over the ████ place we used to have koifish at my parents house and the birds just come by and take them yeah dang damn my mom stop raising them it's just too much work my mom up and put lily pads all over the damn place still got them damn for us Asian Birds man Jersey oh San Diego birds are way dumb I guess in Hawaii it's not even Birds it's just the meth heads so Trum the Haans Trump and this
2:32 is this is from rory.com are you ready to get absolutely pun awesome Donald Trump and Senator Donald Trump and Senator JD Vance spread baseless claims Basel that the city's sizable Haitian immigrant population was stealing and eating other residents pets baseless claims what do you think of that ████ right there you make it sound like I made up the claim no no no you see right there did they interview any Haitians yet about it there aren't and they'd be like yeah and they're God damn it you have to keep going to a different Asian guy he's like yeah I Hae it I Hae it some cat right here stuck I feel like Asians now get to sit back and go ha it's Haitians not Asians now BR that's what I'm saying that's what that's what makes me sad is that like when that news came out all of a sudden people were like no they wouldn't do that but like those same people have been saying Chinese people
3:22 eat dogs and cats for years well and it's true I think the whole world eats a lot of dogs and cats honestly outside the the whole world eats a lot of dogs well that's what I'm saying like how come how come this is the first time I've ever heard a claim like this and have and seen a bunch of people go that's not happening like what theu they cuz they're like well they're black so maybe if it was Fried Chicken it would be right but then for them it's like my mind don't compute that's a Asian thing you know that's what or maybe when people are like oh Asians eat dogs it's like who who the ████ is saying that who are you but when you're doing like a presidential debate that's a little bit more like that's kind of crazy that's funny to say it there so check this out that's true they caught a straight white male in his late 50s or early 60s who was heavy set running a lawn mower get off the lawn mower with a shotgun he
4:12 shot two geese and then he picked up the first Goose tossed it in the weeds well you totally made the straight white male part up look at the scen it just says white mail hey no fact cheing no hey man I'm right here course he's a straight white nail if he's got a shotgun he said he was heavy set say that riding a lawn you think a gay dude is riding a lawn mower bro a skinny gay dude with a shotgun gay dude sometimes you Trump guys don't read between the L it literally says white male I don't see the straight white male part you know just interject that right there you know just throw it in I'm telling you he's a straightway m I'm telling you he is then the second Goose he got wounded and then he was and then the man broke its neck and then yeah it doesn't say what he did
5:02 with them I don't know well the thing about the eating the goose and the Ducks thing it's kind of messed up yeah yeah because I love duck tast and now every time I go to a restaurant and I order duck I'm like bro they're ████ judging me that's fair there was a um whole thing right here at almana Park when Vietnamese refugees came they started like missing ducks and ████ cuz they were like free food and they thought that it's just out for the taken makes sense it happened Happ ad to the to the culture happen Primal Instinct they were like oh you can't eat these geese oh okay my bad yeah America is it takes fre food that's like my vegan neighbor across the street always munching on my lawn and ████ it's ████ up is that true is that really true patches hey hey Bart you're going to you're going to eat those grass
5:52 clippings I made it up so I can fit in is it astro turf I think he got l oh he likes plastic Grass Grass does survive out there last man standing baby I'll have my La forever dude come and get it telling on you do your HOA so yeah so they he says that he thought it was a nu nuisance complaint youav a nuisance how do you guys do we all say it differently say itum guys they say sure we say it properly yeah so he he says they were real nuisance the these geese and that's why he was taking care of business and and then the golf course said we didn't have any complaints about the geese so was on a golf course playing real life duck hunt yeah he was at a golf course with a shotgun that's kind of cool guy's kind of like the sickest dude ever oh so he was just like taking out an invasive species kind of deal right have you guys ever had a
6:42 turunan I never had turunan you know what that is yeah turkey and duck and chicken chicken and then they they put one in the butt of the other one you don't like John Madden yeah John mad that was his whole thing turu he sold tur duckin they were doing it on TV all on TV for for the Thanksgiving day thing he's like having some Truckin all the time yep it sounds kind of gross actually and another one and another one baloney yeah right kind of okay yeah I'll skip it how do you feel about tur ducking I think it sounds delicious turkey and duck and chicken at the same time they can't be bad oh way it's going to be juicy though no way I I wonder how like I've only had duck prepared Chinese style or like Asian style crispy duck and I had it once in France hey how do
7:32 people like in America eat duck like when they go hunting and they get duck but I I never seen a dish at a restaurant that serves duck I don't think a lot of Americans eat duck dude but don't they go duck hunting yeah French French is different they eat them I think most duck confit when I told my wife I eat duck she looked at me like what there there's French restaurants here for sure for sure outside that what's the American way well cuz they go duck hunting right I'm assuming you ████ eat them though I think Rock roast duck just roast duck that's it hanging outside the window they probably eat it just like turkey or chicken bird it's a bird which one's PE King duck which one's that that's the real stuff CH with the oil and they blow the air in the butt that's the best way that's the best way with a really soft hamburger white buns open that thing up get a little bit of celery a little ho
8:22 crispy skin on it's so funny this whole video started with like these godamn be and it we're just like oh my God the ████ Goose have you guys had Goose this ████ so good us hard doing this do you how do you think they're cooking it did have you seen the random videos with the best spices they're straight rotiss a cat and then like rotating it over like a barrel of fire no those are some of the videos that I don't know what's like yeah alleged videos are like some of those videos are like Matt old in a different area it's not oh so it's not in America front of it though roasting it heavy set heav set yeah probably on a lawn mower with a shotgun with a rainbow flag yeah do you still think the the lawn mower guy is gay I
9:12 probably good shot all right
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