0:00 and I'm sure there's some studies out there that that can show that you not hugging another person is like bad for your mental health you know like for sure like you need something that's like a pervert to defense my mental health man it's deteriorating serotonin and dopamine I have to hug you I gotta spoon somebody or I'll fail [Music] and a high school in the UK that's why you're here nice okay you are the voice of the UK right now I'm ready for it has banned all physical contact and romantic relationships between students and is now getting some frustrated parents making some comments what is everybody's opinion and take on a high school Banning physical contact and romantic relationship I'll be like hey you trying
0:51 to ████ block my kids once they're all daughters you're trying to talk about all my daughters come on is that what you is that what you mean by the parents are frustrated they're frustrated in that way because I thought parents would like that no no there's there's uh some parents are getting mad because it's like that's too Draconian oh some parents are in support because they're like that's proper in terms of getting people ready for uh an employer's workspace yeah but then some people are like that's that's taking away a lot of the regular experience like for example physical contact and romantic relationships covers the entire element So Physical you would get in trouble for fighting obviously yeah because that's the contact but then you'd also get in trouble for like hugging your friends it's like you can't do it so all touching yeah physical contact I don't know that kind of diminishes your ability to have any like social Dynamic intelligence
1:43 especially at that age right which is kind of what we've also because you don't even know how to navigate it right yeah like maybe they're just trying to be old school British where they're like bowels and curtsies won't that make kids hornier a little bit oh dude yeah yeah they'll probably push back a little bit because you gotta even shake hands you can't even ████ like dab people up you can't you just gotta be like hello I'm sure I'm I'm sure that obviously like little things like that you know eventually get away with it but for sure romantic relationships PDA obviously fighting but we already get that you know but like I think it's more the yeah with Colleen's point the idea of like you know social learning and stuff like that um it's kind of a that's the time right plus I don't think just because the rules in place is going to stop people from doing it especially if you have the vast majority of the people doing it what are you
2:34 going to do is expel everybody yeah how they enforce that anyway right right they should expel everybody and you're left with five students and they're all weirdos freaks sometimes it makes me think like what's the point you know I get like you always try to like progress so you try to change things what's the end goal yeah but there's a point where it's like oh this thing's running pretty cool like let's put into cruise control but they don't want to though no they've got to keep changing everything and they keep the executive head teacher Maggie calligan has defended the policy and said the school is focused on encouraging pupils to behave professionally it's like they can't hug yeah but that's like what profession you can get into a lot of professions where that type of thing oh my God they act
3:24 like school gets you ready for the school the workplace good luck come on ████ out of here she she said that most parents and people support the policy as it encourages peoples to behave professionally as any future employer would expect whereas one fresher parent who wished to remain nameless spoke to local media and expressed her annoyance at the new policy coming into effect uh she said I couldn't believe it in this day and age I agree that inappropriate touch hitting and punching of course has to be dealt with but they're not teaching students how to have a healthy relationship the inference is that you can't touch anyone children won't know what it is or isn't appropriate what is or isn't appropriate and the ability to empathize with their peers is being taken away yeah it's an extreme it's like when you put in extreme situations I mean there's the argument that people want aren't going to follow it and people who are going to do it anyways are going to just do it and then the
4:14 fact that it's that extreme is just going to push people to to just that's attractive to do yeah sure and I don't know or I don't know any workplace where like well every single one that I've been to if someone has something to celebrate like I remember um she this girl got engaged and then all of her co-workers were like congratulations they all hugged all that stuff and I'm like that's normal culture that's normal ████ to do like so I'm like are they gonna refrain from that or are there a lot of workplaces that don't congratulate and hug and do normal ████ like that because I've never worked in a space that well isn't our first language body language and being able to communicate in that way yeah [Music] it came straight out the womb dude yeah this uh this lady said I have a
5:05 daughter and her and her friends greet each other with a hug but if they do that now they'll face being put into isolation that's so stupid you know what sex too is I feel like that's more of like a girl to guy thing that happened in school yeah I feel like uh girls were more like Huggy than guys were anyway yeah we hug each other when we leave at this workplace don't we yeah but like we grew up and also while we came out of the closet because you guys remember being in school and if like a girl socked you that was her flirting with you in a way you know like when you punch her back right how you supposed to know we're idiots guys are idiots and I'm sure there's some studies out there that that could show that you not hugging another person is like bad for your mental health you know like for sure like you need something that's like a pervert to defense my mental health man it's deteriorating serotonin and dopamine I have to hug you I gotta spoon
5:55 somebody or I'll fail don't debunk me in front of everybody dude comparatively just based off of what you've been able to observe between like the UK versus like the US for example um what is what is like the uh stigma on like PDA you're well more emotional here here oh yeah really oh yeah it's much more like stiff up a lip in the UK we don't show affection because they always smell this ████ on the ground wait what do you mean how does that correlate because they always look like this oh dear emotional about it oh I see what you mean like it's a habit it's just it's just yeah it's like shaking a hand or something whereas like I walk in here
6:45 everyone's like hey and then in Britain it'll be like you're all right way down here America's up here oh they play it up too here yeah whereas here it's like Britain it's down there so maybe she was just like look guys you're acting too America oh we need to Reign this back that's the motivation yeah she's like this is not what we are tone it down stiff up a lip what would Churchill say stop hugging actually makes a lot of sense now so because this is in the UK it's not necessarily that giant of like a concept to you whereas for here I think here people will be like in a ████ uproar oh dude yeah it's an American brother I feel like something triggered it like maybe hella kids were just late for class and there was just an orgy in like the science room maybe in your school Anthony Lee because I feel like it was fun when I was in
7:35 school like we would get told off a little bit for hugging and fighting for fighting yeah well they banned like some it depends what you're doing because we used to play rugby and like British Bulldog and things like that so that's kind of the same thing what is that that's bands band now so you've got a playground concrete ground right you've got a wall here you've got 30 kids here one kid in the middle those 30 kids have to get to the other side and this kid in the middle has to stop them by just like piling and then if you get taken down you're now in the middle so it ends with like 20 kids in the middle 10 kids trying to run across and we just body slam them to the ground yeah that's tight and they don't allow kids to play that anymore cool people got damaged we used to go because if it's concrete yeah well they banned it first you weren't allowed to play on concrete ground yeah that was when I was
8:26 in school like towards the end and then they just band all together [Laughter] yeah it doesn't it was definitely not as hardcore as that yeah that's cool that sounds great that sounds really cool we used to play this game called kill the carrier where one kid will have a football or something and they have to make it from one end of the field to the other and then everyone has to pile on isn't that rugby but like with less rules I guess but it's like one person against everyone so like everyone has to take like everyone has to tackle into the ground and whoever tackles them to the ground becomes the carrier and then they gotta run it back the opposite way we had fight to get out of the room what that's really fun you're just in a room and the last one after tour loses oh ████ usually the first one of the door gets messed up the most because that guy grabs a knob everyone grabs that guy so
9:17 everyone's just fighting to get out and if you're the last one out then you lose that's great training for crisis management it's awesome yeah screw everybody else save yourself yeah that's the American way anytime it's like a mass shooting that starts happening you're like I'm not going for the door first I know how this ████ works out yeah yeah you let everybody fight it and then you just roll over everybody yeah oh yeah I imagine you do get messed up it was just basic basic rugby I see one slight Pro in the idea of like Prohibition in different ways like imagine you put these kind of like no touching blah blah um and people get used to it and you accept it that means like the moment like a girl makes like eye contact with you suddenly that's like that's like holding your hand or if like yeah or if like somebody's just like Taps you like
10:07 your hand or something like that that's like as you'll get a boner you know what I'm saying like back to seeing women's ankles yeah you're just like sexting with notes passing notes I mean they're doing everything digitally now no they're drawing you're drawing the phones now they've taken away stupid because because it's that's like what it was in like elementary school right like in elementary school you're not really allowed to do certain obviously you know you don't know what's going on but you're so young and you're so you're so green to those Concepts that when they're introduced to you you're like is a big ████ deal you like tell all your friends and stuff like that but I can only imagine what that is at a high school level right when you're technically supposed to be like more mature in that understanding if you will I remember one of the first things was uh if a girl sat on your lap and then you got a boner and they didn't leave that was like the first step to like
10:57 sexual kind of oh ████ I got some action yeah and they didn't leave yeah they just stayed there the whole time for how long first of all I'm like I'd even invite you that's the test I'd even invite you to sit on my lap but you're here yeah and I can't control my penis right now and I'm trying to wiggle away but they're staying there I'm just gonna stay in this position and then your legs fall asleep the first time a girl like straddles sat on my lap was in lab straddles yeah like this because I was like dating her kind of we were like I was like a sophomore and then all my friends went ew and then I went yeah ew why you peer pressure man yeah peer pressure yeah
11:56 are people here or in the UK more or less likely to be kind of prude like the comfort with their sexuality and stuff like that I think where less like there's more sense of shift yet on TV and things like that but I think behind closed doors were kinkier but up front we don't talk about it as much in the UK yeah like we joke about it like it's a funny thing but not like so chatty but behind closed doors I think we're Kink here than Americans yeah I would say so we're all talk huh yeah and then I think that's accurately where's like Joe's level with that though you know what I mean in terms of King Joe is all ████ yeah yeah he is a handsome one too he told us about you and sex so much I am a warrior
12:46 redraw his own penis imagination it's like this is what my dick looks like [Music] okay
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