0:00 [Music] breaking news great news I can speak for everyone I think everyone who works or um has a job will love this news the just five of the just stop oil activists who've been blocking roads and interstates and ████ like that they got sentenced to a combined 21 years in prison people that like stop the clap Ryan clap yes thank you where in the UK oh I think I've seen this oh but they blocked freeways that weren't even that jammed no dude this is a big you know why it it was so uh they blocked like a road for so many days wow that I think they estimated millions in losses because of the stop of traic they well
0:51 they were intending on the next one they were going to do cuz they had a zoom call basically conspiring to do the biggest disruption in British modern history in an effort to force the government to meet just stop oil's core demand and end new and an end to new oil and gas exploration in the North Sea so um because they were conspiring on that Zoom call and they already have a history of doing this ████ before the judge found them guilty good yeah any freeway stoppage should go straight to jail it's not free speech bro you're just ████ up everybody else's ████ sidewalk don't block traffic if you're blocking traffic I should be able to step I don't understand how stopping someone from to the hospital cuz they're they're going through an emergency uh people need to get to work or they're going to get I don't know how that is actually proving anything awareness man
1:42 and also it's like which law has been passed because of that like which law is oh you know that law is because of the ████ freeway things you're ████ welcome I never I never heard of the law that was like oh did you hear we can ████ pull our dick out dude why cuz we sto the freeway dude I think they're like some of the dumbest laziest people on Earth because I'm like if you really cared about something well all the people that are working in government they fight hard for that they ████ all the scientists all the ████ like it's like what are you guys doing you just standing there yelling you're hurting middle class people more than anybody I yo didn't that girl from Full House get ████ slammed right that girl that Stephanie that the girl Stephanie that plays that character she got ████ slam dude what she doing being a ████ prick she's blocking a freeway yeah she's blocking a free anyway do you just see that that show she got ████ choke slammed dude
2:34 ████ Full House dude I don't give a ████ that show sucks the worst character I think she went to watching that show it's so bad that's cultural fore though she went to a ████ halfway house you know what I'm saying that's my culture dog chill yeah sometimes uh when those guys get ran over or thrown to the side I just like it feels so good so happy why does it feel so good I hate these people they're the worst cuz you're if you're the ████ with the sign right whatever you're ████ protesting is the person that is calling the shots on your initiative doesn't even drive they're flying a private jet over you they're not even ████ seeing it and then they're meeting in some ████ like Penthouse ████ office building none of them is ever going hey did you see the guy with
3:25 the ████ sign we should do this they're all discussing their own the only they're probably they're probably seeing it going like H that's cute dude leard the cap was flying over your ████ head in a private jet he's looking out the window and he's going like that to you dude a ████ about you he touch the window what are you doing I'm smushing every ████ human ant meanwhile they're like bullying poor people cuz they're like you know and then I remember one time there was a guy transporting like canola oil or like cooking oil and then he's all like I don't know why this is ████ cooking oil but ████ Why Stop SE oils like why wouldn't you find out where the CEO lives and just go to their house just kick it there do you remember like like I don't understand just go there ████ make some noise there window talk to the actual guy
4:15 affect the actual person this is how stupid they are right cuz it's like most of the people that do this are like in China in like they produce more of the of the of the smug and all that on the pollution Asia does like 60% of the ████ ocean waste yeah and I'm and then it's so funny cuz they don't go there cuz they know they'll get ████ killed they get ████ up so it's like yeah let me maybe they don't know that ████ with poor people in Western countries China plus you can't block a street in India everybody drives around every they'll swerve around wiggle around anything dude are you kidding me dud for the longest I was for the long longest I was like in the freeway just freaking out you know you see you'll randomly see like a homeless guy yeah but then you rock you start questioning is it is it a homeless guy is it like a super liberal person that's about to run the ████
5:06 freeway and stop it like you know it's a ████ I saw this one white lady with the armpit hair and I'm like oh ████ this girl's going to stop the ████ freeway dude she got a ████ sign and everything but then she turned around it was like for food I'm like oh she's just a homeless woman thank God I'm going to JK news right now dude I'm going to be ████ stuck on the freeway if she had blue armpits you know n that's what it was you guys remember like arm maybe maybe like late or I think it was late '90s there was that one person there was that one person who was on the freeway doing the HMO thing and then he killed himself oh the truck guy the truck and his dog he caught fire and stuff like that and then he had a sign thing is is crazy because it's all over the news and it didn't change any laws about the hmos but I hella remember this thing because like everybody was he was like a John Q kind of guy right he literally said his sign said something like hmos are in it for the money live free love safe or die or something like
5:56 that right core memory and the only law that changed was was the live feed from news coverage put a delay yeah they had they they literally we saw him kill himself on the freeway and then that just changed the news delay fee because they they gave him like 7 seconds from now on so that like you don't even change what you're active being an activist for in a sense you just change some other ████ so they can hide it better oh my God that's like all the cats who burned themselves alive outside of the UN or whatever I'm like damn dude I don't think they give a flying ████ I'm sorry to die for bro like if that's the case I would have just robbed the bank if I'm going out yeah I'm get you I mean I'm going to ████ at Le police Chas to get some money and the crazy thing is he's right you know what I mean it's like you get it like hmos are in it for the money you know what I mean but
6:46 it's like it don't change the system you're suicide that like burned himself it's like a famous photo the money from that photo is probably more than the ████ funds that were raised for his cost what what is something that you know it's like this is a ████ scam and I can't believe we're doing dude for real one that ████ to this day I'm like I don't know 911 well take it easy buddy we're almost we're almost at the end of the video dud we can't do like another 29 minut minute dude relax dude mine is got to be insurance that is some ████ and you have to have it insurance is like you have to have it and I'm paying every month for it I don't get in a car accident the time I get in a car accident you still have to pay a little extra like why I've been paying this this is why I'm paying this they should take care of everything well that's not
7:36 how that works that wish should work in a better you know world what you why am I all auto insurance does is it makes it so that people who don't have auto insurance commit to hit and runs like crazy oh yeah dude I hate that and that's the thing Glendale baby dude and I didn't know that if you don't have insurance you're just what do you mean like I still have to pay and we still do all this ████ but yeah you are just living a ████ careless life you just they just run dude my homie got ran over this comic got ran over by a ████ uh he was on his motorcycle and this guy just ████ cut him off he just flew out and flipped over and all this got all these ████ things and then the guy didn't have insurance and I was like cuz I was like oh you probably got a lot of money off that ████ hit he's like nah dude guy didn't have insurance I was like what happens that's it ████ I can sue him but he have no money how much is his
8:27 hospital bills like 100 ████ a ████ ton dude like he's walking different you know what I'm saying like his life has changed he says I walk different bro like and this guy just that's it you people on the internet say shouldn't ride a motorcycle then oh that's ████ crazy to beat the ████ out of that guy we know what saved them dude what saved them a real respon for real though ████ taking that is ████ you should break that guy ████ leg hey hold me back dude hold on dude just go just go fight who you going to fight right now you got a little short so doesn't going to pop out dude you see this yeah they go higher bro that's the same thing when like a homeless guy burns your business down nothing happens cuz he doesn't can't pay for you should be able to shoot him in the head you should be able to gun him down Dudeck calm down guys find his family you get the shrug the homeless lady painted my
9:17 whole car and then the cops just went I get to commit legal Murder She painted my DeLorean painted a she had a she had a shopping cart full of paint went down the row in noo and painted every car that's ████ and the cop was just like she's homeless sorry was it like a good pain job like kind of sick ass flower a smiley face would even go that far they can ████ in California they can put a tent in front of your ████ house while you're paying taxes off of the ████ property and they don't get to do a goddamn yeah but if you park one inch in the ████ fire lane like the red they'll give you a ticket Taco stands in front of what the hell dude I would I would love that hey that's beste scenario turn on me guy that's it I'm stopping a freeway hey is La dirty
10:08 dogs like a racket like one main pimp La Dirty Dog guy who like runs like yeah they own all the carts yeah it's just like the flower guy I don't mind having taco and food to and it smells good yeah hell yeah brick and mortar and it's always the ones that complain is a people that are like on diets those white ladies are on diets you shouldn't be here I was like ████ control your like the people who don't eat meat people don't eat meat they don't want to smell meat I'm oh ████ that's what it is they should be we should be able to shoot them get your Mal nourished ass out of here dude shoot him in the head right I think we should have gun him down G him down in Cold Blood if you don't eat me go live in a forest dud torture them first like rip off their fingernails I don't know about that punch the back of the head a bunch water torture punch the back of the knees a bunch like 3 days of water torture that'd be nice does that does that hurt you in your Kon when you see
10:58 them flipping the ████ you know those people they flip the ████ Taco Stand ████ those people people do that yeah should G down those people for sure for hold on but that's the here's a thing with that grabbed her head and put her on the ████ I feel like someone's going to get you dog I heard you my thingy them my thing with that is like it's been it's been done so many times and it's gone viral that sometimes I'm like is this implanted oh wow really yeah cuz you see their faces are like they get no please no please calm down please and have their business right there please no I'm the quter Fig this guy man he's trying to take my card no and everyone comes back to support and they're like dis is here is long and I'm like who the
11:50 ████ and the guy you can't even see his face and it's just like look like you know I'm like is this set up dude what the ████ who's messing with these taco trucks yeah like it's good publicity though people go like oh ████ that we got to go support I've never heard that as funny as fun I mean it's it's good but there's some videos that do I do question I'm like wait a minute something's up here something funny here yeah the ████ that's great marketing man imagine the guy who's ████ selling corn he's not making that much and he sees this this ████ compe it come and destroy my car you never know I'm just saying you never know
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