0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back everybody to a very very special and important episode of the careful boys where today even though Ken's standing right here we have Colleen in the building oh wow all right we're done topics like this before we've talked about the most attractive Asian accents out there but today specifically we would love to ask Colleen what she finds to be be least attractive Asian out there yeah not just accent but Adrian has a whole Who are the ugliest work your way to the bottom add some suspense yeah yeah let's start with time
0:51 one of my preference isn't Asian's period well even better yeah right yeah right not in this world it's highly highly Chic right now to go Asian yeah dude it's the hottest crate yeah everyone's talking about it like how many different types of Asians you think you've dated name them categorize them really mostly Filipino because of the dance scene or you just like gay men yeah Ryan how does that feel dude what the ████ is that mean he's talking about you there's so much context like backstory context of that comment that they oh man that's great explain it over explain it
1:41 I'm not going to is probably not the last the last it's probably the top huh to the top come down because she because she dated mostly Philippines wait could you pull up like the top four five most attractive Asian men we don't care so that way I can rank them all right oh yeah actually let's do that because then I have a frame of reference hottest Asian guys yeah how does Asians [Laughter] that's David Carradine it's definitely the whale right he's wait wait wait what
2:32 yeah hottest Asian girls Scarlett Johansson Emma Stone um I just Googled uh here are the sexiest nationalities in Asia so it doesn't specifically say damn there's actually a ranking system so it's gonna be it's gonna be Kazakh number one yeah no it says number one is Filipino wow Anthony it's the best day of my life yeah I mean like Pacquiao's pretty cute I mean they're predominantly mixed with most things so hey that's no that's not why you're saying that the least Asian of the Asians correct so so to play fair they can't really truly be in that category what honestly that is true I mean the the variety is so diverse that that's true because you got like a white guy looking Filipino all the way to a
3:22 Chinese guy looking female Filipinos which is why they can easily take first place so they have because there's a huge range just put in first place I did okay we're starting to find we're trying to find the last place all right yeah well we're gonna lay down two number two it was lower than a Filipino [Laughter] situation how does it feel no matter what we'll back up unless we disagree but we'll back up whatever we'll agree did you ever date a Vietnamese guy before yeah why'd you say it so fast finish the sentence dude no why not are we are we guessing the real question is will I no yeah you just gonna take it off the table yeah no you hate Vietnamese no okay I just haven't met anybody that I've found attractive who's being are we are we guessing the other type of Asian guys
4:13 you've dated before Oh that's fun oh let's do that okay I'll guess um Chinese no damn it that's a big probability Korean Korean that's like Korean no but that's a good guess I would probably put Korean up there what about Japanese Karina and Japanese up there but I haven't been doing it either oh wow two so so you like the Gucci look she likes ████ I like cookies guys too no no no don't put words in my mouth so you're saying on record that you say look at the camera say you don't like ████ please what the hell did you just say that well that's what Joe was saying right just is that what you're saying or you do like I don't know it's confusing you can play it safe and just say who's number two yeah yeah she she said that she would put the she put she
5:04 puts the ████ on the number two list ah you said that this is so fun I said that multiple times oh yeah all right okay so korean's number two you had to pick either two uh either Japanese or Koreans because you said that's up there in Japanese Japanese number two I would say Japanese only because I would probably no one Japan is one of my topics I want to go to okay you have a lot of empathy it's very loud I like her for her personality you know the person
5:56 you laugh so inappropriately hard yeah because Khalid doesn't have any empathy no I sit right next to her I ████ know got huge Hearts she has a lot of racial empathy yeah I don't even think she has racial you know we're just setting clean on fire because we never get a chance to okay it's so yeah we have to live it up while waiting you were guessing what other Asians I've dated okay but we'll do that later okay Cambodian Indonesian no you don't think they look like the other ones Javier
6:47 problematic I just wanted you to say yes wait have you ever have you ever dated someone who is Asian mixed yes what'd you think of that is that number one yeah because they're mixed with something else other than Asian whoa see I told you she ain't playing into your travel she don't like she don't like other races uh the races yeah yeah so so I just haven't had like full Asian experiences in my dating room hey yo yeah all right I don't know what to say today it's just I've only it's only been Filipino yeah that's cool and they have been hella colonized yeah Colleen kind of colonized the show Khalid specifically she went over there in these Filipinos all right so we got let's play it savings wait so then we were guessing for nothing if she only dated Filipino guys no but she's still ranking though
7:37 she's still right she's still oh it doesn't stop you from judging yeah what are the most like like physically fit Asians typically because Asian Americans physical 100 dude Asian American yeah have you seen those guys those guys are stats I didn't see that show I mean the first episode yeah I would say I would say Koreans are probably more physically fit because a lot of them are getting into fitness but they're all they all do the military Koreans would probably be more physically finished Japanese number two okay cool okay all right number four what's number four does it have to be Asian Laotian I don't think I've ever met allow ocean hmm never
8:37 I met yeah you met some Indians yeah what do you think nice people okay good good answer oh great personalities am I right yeah yeah yeah great great very empathetic lots of empathy ways yeah yeah good job too much do we have a number four because if we don't have number four then we're just going straight to least attractive did you ever have a crush on like an Asian celebrity that you saw on TV or movies that's a good question like when you watch hook did you ever crush on Dante Bosco yeah you're like yeah he he's a Filipino heartthrob yeah he's probably that's there you go another Filipino though but like any other non-filipino the Filipino namely more Filipinos yeah what about Jeremy Lin dude it's Jackie Chan huh you ever think he was hot oh yeah you know what Dante is the Legends Jet Lee
9:42 his talent is attractive but I don't find him physically attracting don't forget he's partially what I think that means but that does help though I think that means more to women though you know what I mean like in general she didn't like his bulk typically like guys with skills too you know you don't like guys who skills I hate him no it makes me hate him more why because they're more talented me yeah because you're insecure yeah you can't really have sex with skills what kind of Asia are you skill less I think I'm I'm Chinese okay so Chinese is a bomb he's Singapore in China when I did 23andMe they were live I hear they have small dicks that's true what huh not all of us luckily on Vietnamese today this one does though what else are you Chinese Vietnamese
10:33 are you Chinese well actually but you know my preference a little bit is the dick part yeah I have been disappointed yeah yeah you make it work so you turn I don't know I'm just saying you turn lemons into the lemonade or what why wouldn't you right it's more like you turn into a starburst lemon that was done quick or a sour hat yeah dude Joe says it's about the motion of the ocean it's not about size that's what he says oh man and uh some people probably cannot bring the tsunami it takes skill dude it tastes good over the tsunami and when I mean tsunami I mean premature ejaculation that's easy and what I mean yeah do you really think Chinese are the
11:23 least attractive no nah you should have said yes dude you should have ████ doubled down just just for Anthony's ego I say no oh that's so empathetic I know you're playing the role That's funny though because like if there's a billion Chinese folks right and then like they're like they're like lower on the list that means like damn dude that's a lot of hoodies ugly probabilities who do you think as a guy that like most girls think is the hottest Asian a single Asian man give me a picture of him right now right now by Google search it comes down to the guys from BTS really I don't think any of those guys I would I would argue you look too feminine I think it's the complete opposite of attractive um
12:13 yeah I feel too pretty I'm like oh here's BuzzFeed here's BD I feel like it's for early 20s and younger girls yeah they don't like sexually threatening looking right right they like not who's that I don't know if uh AJ Rafael is that Phil wink that's BD Wong this is on BuzzFeed I don't know if we trust there's Justin Sean oh our friend I thought that was TV the second though for a second he's Asian I mean this is not fair they're just showing celebs yeah like you got to just show a regular dude that's like a hot dude hot Asian but you know what though I think attractiveness is dependent on the type of girl and her desires yeah her preference because BTS do like BTS but then I think like they're younger
13:03 and High School to you know early 20s and they like non-threatening looking men yeah you like the manly mans right yeah yeah The Rock Johnson that's a manly man what about Simo dude he's Shang Chi oh no straight though hesitation what about Glenn bro what about Glenn from The Walking Dead no because he's not masculine oh he's like a normal dude like well yeah he don't look like he works out though are you good looking though I'd let him ride that thing you know you know who Colleen wants a football playing Asian or like a slam dunk Asian someone with a sharp jawline you know who I think he's hella good looking that boxer Eric priest okay cool he's a boxer
13:53 look look this dude tell me if you agree please dude no you feel like Filipinos give me like a normal photo of him he's just he's punching people in the face how about how about how about Yoshi Yoshi's obviously yeah not this Angel dude no why not what's what's off you don't think this guy's good looking this guy he's got like the typical like he's tatted his Fighters then he's got my smile look at his teeth oh maybe it's just that don't convince her she said no already ah he's good looking he's like try me see if my dick gets hot I might say yes yeah yes on your behalf I'll guarantee say yes yeah so we could set it up we can set it up yeah I want to see if my dick is hard wow no what what about what about uh
14:44 Asian cultures that you're just like nah I'm not a fan he looks like a young ████ boy she wouldn't want him oh okay Anthony you're Chinese right uh depends yeah you're Chinese okay so China I'm Vietnamese today for sure Vietnamese right now why is it Colleen back on JK what about Daniel Day Camp I thought you said dangle dangle dangle daycare he's good looking he's good can you pull up Daniel Day Kim the guy she's gonna say no yeah I think I'm starting to narrow down I think it's a yes bro all right it's this guy right here
15:34 my eyesight's trash he's an Asian Dad look at that jawline huh look at this guy that's crazy crazy jawline crazy see I told you guys but also I think we're also uh Jaded by we've seen him in so many roles where he's so cool so it's like you're golden pull up Daniel Day Kim smoking a cigarette and then show her what about Henry Golden idea okay no there's no pleasing Colleen he's too like preppy boy find a bad boy then okay which is so cool yeah yeah pull up Daniel day came smoking a cigarette and then show her okay definitely dumb idea
16:24 [Music] there's no please in Colleen he's too like preppy boy find a bad boy so outside of Asians what's the other what's like a a celeb that you're like hell yeah I'm Ari Hardwick oh yeah yeah we talked about that though yeah we already know we're trying to pull her out of that bring her back to Asians my bad my bad meet in the middle Polynesian oh Polynesian pull up Roman Reigns you guys know any Polynesians Polly people have the ████ sickest culture too yeah dude they're ████ too cool dope so much fun and their tattoos are pretty cool right yeah dude and they're so nice and they have like all the power
17:14 to crush you but they just want to hug yeah oh yeah they're nice so attractive that's awesome all right what about this dude Harry Shum Jr [Laughter] you gotta go Polynesian bro you know what it is it's not just about being fit these guys look like they'll get beat up by Colleen for real for real for real yeah so you gotta look for prettier it's a pretty boy and it's like it's like this it's the essence too that's why I said what's wrong with that Asian football player they're not like necessarily Asian rugby player a ugly ████
18:09 this one is like if you don't like this one I don't know what you're thinking dude Maui dude he's fine bro he's pretty fine this is this is what you're talking about right nope okay what about this guy what about this guy his name is his name is Umaga here we go here you go with the trolls no no he's good what about this guy Roman Reigns dude this guy's a whole hottie he's Polynesian he was in the movie with a rock where they're all Polynesian can I see a video of him talking he's a really deep voice he talks like this no no all right I guess there's we all right I got one more it's tough this is hard I got one more for you she's like we're all the Polynesians we gotta go to like motorcycle or something dude what about uh uh Charles Barkley you guys really just
19:00 want oh my God that guy's hot bro why would you even do that to me that guy's hot dude look how tiny his nips are you can't even see him on his chest hey Charles Melton wait bring it Charles Melton is objectively ████ this guy's face is crazy bro no he looks like he goes it's like models like that okay when they're too symmetrical I don't know it's just too much symmetry not enough you guys gotta look at athletes I keep telling you yeah or x-conscious pull up Brad Tavares bro Brad Tavares is a hunk I like how Nick has a lot of suggestions yeah I like what I like I know a lot of male athletes so this guy right here yeah
19:50 Brad Tavares he's a hottie that what kind of okay I got tattoos and ████ what's the ethnic background of this tabara's character he's Hawaiian oh he lives on the ninth Island yeah we're getting closer for sure you know what I mean that's right we're getting closer he's handsome so even though even though you like Korean juice or there or what nationality is he he's Hawaiian he is Hawaiian yeah so even Chris doesn't count he looks half white or half black yeah yeah yeah oh dude pull up Manti tail Jesus really who are these guys hey pull up Jonah from Tonga yeah she's thinking physical 100. yeah
20:41 like feminine like K-pop type is hard no hard no type in the guy who looks like Bart from physical 100. bro that's a that's a grand slam I think wait where did you get my did you show her Manti tail short man Tito were you ever into that look when you were younger though what look like kind of like the boy band look no ever no so straight from I I was always more attracted to men who had more of like the natural masculinity like when you started getting it to boys you went straight to that no no I definitely did not go straight to that because that's intimidating but also like full volusia's we're we're
21:33 just going off of just the look though too yeah like somebody's personality there's like you know like humor like but we don't want to do that which nation's entire personality do you just hey I got questions today which Asian country would you turn into a U.S territory dude what about the Manti tail which which Asian group do you think needs to be colonized so that their mix can look better oh good lord I like the other dude that you yeah he's fighting this weekend too I think we're out of time for this video guys thank you so much for joining us on Colleen's bottom picks coming from my friend's mom what a segment Chinese people that's what it is
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