0:00 Three airsoft BBs to the butt hole. In the butt hole? To the butt hole? >> To the butt hole, yeah. >> Not even to just like the butt like muscle? >> To the butt hole, the hole. >> What if What if they're going to pick it up later? >> They'll pick it up for sure then. Welcome back to another episode of The Careful Boys where we ask, if you could make one little thing illegal, what would it be? Make it illegal? >> Make it illegal. There's so many choices. I would make it illegal for judges to let criminals out if they commit another crime. Um You'll bring back the three three strike rule or something? >> Like the same one if they did it again? No, it would be on the judge. The judge >> judge goes to jail? >> The judge would They would be the one
0:50 responsible if a criminal they let out killed somebody or committed a worse crime. If that criminal like ended up uh like uh if that restorative justice one is ineffective, the penalty goes to the judge. They'll never let anybody out. Be like, "Sir, I just I just got drunk Yeah, they they got they got to be really sure that they're good. >> Yeah, they got to be really sure about their call cuz in right now there's no nothing happens. They could just go like, "Yeah, get out get out you're go You're all good. Everyone's fine." And then they can just go murder someone next day and then nothing happens. Why would anyone want to be a judge? So, you got to give them a pro and a con. So, then they get the punishment. >> Yeah, there has to be some kind of like Uh how about just justice? Some kind of incentive. >> work for honor. >> That used to mean something. >> they put they put that risk on the citizen and I don't think that's fair. I don't think it's like you shouldn't be able to make a call that you don't hold any accountability for. Like you have to at least like you know, they're not
1:40 going to be let out into your neighborhood. Or maybe they got to live with the criminal for a year if they let them out. That's a good compromise. You can let them out, but that's it's up to you if you want to let them out cuz they have to live in your house. Yeah, I don't know if that's not really making something illegal, but it is putting a And then if they prove themselves after a year and then they're like, like fine, they can go out into the streets. But it's up to the judge to house them. I also think just straight-up squatting should be illegal. Like I don't think it should be a uh a gray zone that you have to go to court for. What about anonymous accounts? Oh, like talking ████ with no profile pic? >> I think every everyone's account has to be verified. Mhm. I think to comment, yeah. But to be a user Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're just browsing, no. But the minute you interact >> cuz you need a burner account to just, you know, look up some stuff, you know. >> If you're browsing, you're browsing. But
2:30 if you're going to interact then you got to like oh, my name is ████ Stanley Wong or whatever. I got a good one. If Steve's friend that he grew up with Oh yeah, yeah. If uh somebody holds the door open for you and you don't say anything, that's that's illegal, dude. >> You get to sock him in the nuts. >> You get a ticket. You got to go to You got to You got to get a ticket and then um or it's a point on your record if you don't go to like etiquette school. You got to go to court. >> You got to go to court. You got to have a court date for it. No, you you got to you got to go back through the door and do it again. I got one. Politicians and their family members cannot trade any stock during the time family members are in office. >> That seems so obvious and it's like they just can't do it. >> Yeah. They try to vote on it. But then after office do what they got to do. Oh, another thing would be um for 10 years after they they leave office, they
3:20 can't work in any industries they had involvements in. >> Non-compete. That's pretty good, too. So like there were Let's say like they made laws for the internet or whatever, they can't get a sweet deal from Netflix. Like if they worked in the arms industry, they can't work for Kohler one of those. >> You can't enter the private sector in the same field. Yeah, cuz that's the playbook. That's what they do. Yeah, cuz they get paid after that way. >> They become a CEO of this company all of a sudden. I think they have to live in the neighborhood that they represent. Oh, that's cool. Do you like that thing that China did? Where China did that thing where um you can't you can't be an influencer on a topic that you didn't study. Oh. Like you can't you can't be a fitness influencer if you didn't >> Cuz there's a lot of grifters. Yeah, you have to like have a degree of some sort. That's kind of cool. I don't know because if it's state-owned degree, then that means you're they only want you to
4:10 spew one narrative. So if I I kind of like the idea of idiot challenging because now you can see what a big ████ idiot they are and then like they could be disputed. So I don't know about that one. But also there's a bunch of like BS put out there, too. But I don't know, I'm always on the side of like let people talk. >> Just more more speech. >> Yeah, like flat-earthers. Like let them talk. And then the more they talk, the more you see who's dumb for believing and who's actually dumb for saying it, you know? If your dog s████ and you don't pick it up, then you got to get >> to eat the ████ >> Three airsoft BBs to the butt hole. In the butt hole? To the butt hole? >> To the butt hole, yeah. >> Not even to just like the butt like muscle? To the butt hole. The hole. >> What if What if they're going to pick it up later? They'll pick it up for sure, then. What if they like made an accident and then the bag ran out and then they're like, "I'm going to
5:00 go pick it up later." >> You have to pick it up and put it in your pocket. >> That's crazy, dude. You got to grab with your bare hands. It's crazy how many people do that, though. Yeah? They go, "It's biodegradable." >> They're all on my block, bro. They're all on my block. I got beef with all of them. >> They just don't even care. Sometimes they're so huge, you think they're human poops. >> Some of them are If you have a big dog. For sure. I've never not picked up my dog poop. And I'm like, I always have bags. I'm like, you before you go walk them, you know you're going to walk them. So I'm like, how do you That means you >> You want to know what I do? >> That means you ran out and then you're like, "F███ it, I'm going to still walk them." You know how I identify them? I identify the people with that have bags or not. Cuz the people with bags, you know, they're they're consistent. They always pick up the dog's poop. But there's some dog walkers that don't have any accessories or bags. And you go, you're the one. And
5:50 I know where they live. Cuz if I I don't know where their house is. I take my dog and I poop on their lawn. If I run out of doggie bags, I just take the grocery ones like Ralph's or whatever. >> Or use your bare hands, right? And I put it in my pocket. Well, I know one. Um let's say that there was like mismanagement of funds, like corruption, right? And if the city can't get the money back then they should relieve the citizens of paying taxes that That's dope. I like that. >> like let's say like they funneled a billion dollars that year, but the people still have to pay taxes the next year. They don't get like a refund for getting screwed. Yeah. So I'm like, I don't know. But then what about the employees of that department? Do they still have to pay tax? Well Well, if they were caught doing ████ they should go to jail. But you mean like Cuz you know how like right now they've uncovered that there's
6:41 actually a ████ load of government employees that have dodged tax, too. And yeah, their own personals. And and then the the the offices that they work in have been complicit with hiding it. Yeah. Wow. So now we're on a whole 'nother level. That's ████ up. It's ████ up. But I mean it's kind of like what what what happens to people though when they get in trouble in the private sector is like you get repoed. You get like Yeah, you get horrible things happen to you, yeah. >> that's what should happen is take their home, take everything that they bought like their cars, everything, just take it. Damn. Yeah. Or just burn them at the stake. Like imagine just like harsh punishments come back. I don't know what it is you can make illegal to prevent this. Maybe you can figure it out. But whatever the thing is that allows like
7:32 random Armenian people to not have a license and crash into you and then just bounce. They just got a faster car. I think it's got to be I think it's got to be one of those where it's like the punishment has to be so it has to be so crazy that they wouldn't do it. It has to be so bad that it's not worth it for people to you to to do the con to do the con. If you do it and they catch you all your immediate family lose their license. ████ But I mean there's a lot of international like visitor scams where like you get kind of like a green card, you sign up for your credit card and then you just max it the ████ out and then you peace. Yeah. And then there's a lot of people There's even Americans that do that. I mean stupid, but they do that and then they go peace and then they never come back to America.
8:22 >> Ironically though in those situations that's like a private company like the credit card companies that are taking the losses whereas like the cash is technically still like going back into the commercial like the the the the the economy. There's actually like not as much of a problem with that, but over but over time then that that raises the APR in general for like credit cards and stuff like that. >> I think it should be illegal cuz this ████ happens to me so I'm going to say you can't ████ advertise on IG or Facebook if you're ████ a Chinese company in China. Cuz I keep getting got, man. I keep I keep buying pieces of ████ What did you buy recently where you got got on? ████ jacket that was like totally counterfeit and they didn't even send it. Yeah, it's just it's just like that's just crazy to me, man. Like obviously it's a scam and you know, I
9:12 still fall for cuz I'm ████ dumb ass, but the fact that like they can they can put something for sale, you can buy it, they can delete the company so there's nowhere to talk to and it just disappears and then it's a new company a week later. And IG is just like yes, of course. Please. We love your business. Yeah, I'm like come on, man. They should make it illegal to have traffic. You're all going to jail just cuz you're ████ sitting in it. Blame the victims. Drive faster. He means human trafficking. No. Car trafficking. Freeway trafficking. >> I got another one. It's illegal for foreign investors to buy residential homes. Well, they're working on that, but it ain't it ain't passing. I mean, what about what about domestic investors, too, though? What about BlackRock buying single-family homes? >> Like corporate investors? Yeah, that's crazy, too. They'll probably do it more than ████ foreigners. Isn't there
10:02 like a monopoly clause back in the day for like industries? There still is. It looks like a few people won that monopoly for different sectors, though. Yeah, but then they do it right at the border of like the lawfulness. That's crazy. I got another one. Um, politicians with dual citizen or triple citizenships. >> I love that. Yeah, I love that ████ man. >> Cuz I I want multiple citizenships, but I don't care about being a politician. Yeah. Yeah, anyone >> politicians should be in the interest of only one country. >> be. >> Yeah. And I think if you're a politician >> If you're a politician elected official or not or some high-ranking ████ in the military if you ████ up, it should be life. Damn. Like samurai style? Like you ████ do seppuku because you failed a mission?
10:52 >> Life in prison. Seppuku is actually the better way to go about it. Like you can get your honor back for your family, but you're just dead now. Or just go life in prison. I think life in prison is is good. >> like corruption or you mean like >> Yeah, corruption. When you ████ up. >> But a lot of those times though, they're pushed to ████ up. Like it's like a boys club and then you're sent out to be a good soldier. Yeah, but I'm trying to correct all of it. No, but like the the real bad guys, I'm saying the guy is not the one that getting in The guy that's doing the dirty work, he's not the real bad guy. You got to go Rico with it. Who's the Who's the real bad guy? Like you know, you have like the guy that doesn't want to do the work, so they collect all the child soldiers. First distance disincentivize the child soldiers and then you can work your way up. But the first one would be first not have the Get rid of the ability to have minions first. Okay. That makes sense. So you could kind of
11:42 dry out the well. And plus it is kind of weird that like corruption is like a lesser charge than treason. Cuz you could have ████ like both Kamala and Gavin, right? They ████ up San Francisco, and then they go, "Oh, wouldn't it be great if they ████ up the state?" And they ████ up the state, and then you're like, "Wouldn't be great since they ████ up San Francisco and the state, let's make them a presidential candidate." It's like, how do they keep ████ upwards? >> That's the thing. Failing upwards, yeah. >> Yeah, it's crazy. >> It's also that's also tech. >> Yeah, it's like, what the hell? That's WeWork'd. You read his new book? Gavin? It's really good. What is it? Falling Up. Yeah, it's really good. It's about his uh how he has really low SAT scores and stuff. And he's like he's like the black peoples. How he's just like you. He's like, "I'm one of you guys. I'm one of you." How did I write this when I don't know how to read?
12:32 >> either. I'm one of you. >> Dumbass dude, I can't believe you said that. >> I can't read, but I could write. It's the fact that he gets away with it every time cuz it's so like set in stone who he's who he's going to be. I was listening to him in an interview. He's really unlikable, but over a period of time you start to like him. ████ We're done, dude. >> Don't look into his eyes. I know, don't look it's it's just like But then when you look into like the history of like where he was placed and why, he doesn't need to be likable. He doesn't need to be anything. It's so ████ set. It's perfectly set. Like this dude's not going anywhere. How do we have California royalty? Cuz that's basically what it is. It's his family, and then was it the Browns? We should have been the Gettys. We got to be a part of the Getty family, dude. He literally doesn't he doesn't need to do a single thing, dude. That should be illegal. And then they just keep rotating within the family. We
13:23 actually had It's a good system. a ████ It's a oligarchy. That's It's a political oligarchy. Yeah. >> That should be illegal. If you guys haven't seen this, check it out. The Gettys, the Browns, and the what's the Pelosis and they they just rotate. It's like the three families that rule California. It's like the three families
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