0:00 [Music] we got emergency off the record we got to do okay let's do it emergency still careful we i mean we're gonna we're gonna start trying to incorporate the two okay careful boy uh what's on the record because it's it's actually news they're kind of the body of brian landry just now what confirm dental records oh ████ wait so did he kill himself he killed the chicken then he killed himself no cause of death nobody knows that fbi is going to let us know today really he went into the forest or hiding or whatever he could have just died out there just hiding oh yeah like not killed himself like he could have just ████ starved and ████ he's not an eagle scout like anthony yeah if he was an eagle scout he would have ████ been chill dude he would have been fine nope he couldn't ████ tie those knots you're
0:51 in like uh florida right now florida yeah he could eat like an alligator or something on a florida trail it's always so not satisfying when the murderer also dies i know unless he got murdered unless he got murdered because by like the family or something the murderer yeah by the real killer that's always interesting my third killer this is like a tv show all of a sudden they're saying that they found some like um other body like remains with the uh the stuff that he had or whatever yeah they're saying they found partial human remains it's not it's they just confirmed that it belongs to him with dental records okay and um they told brian's parents and then they basically um you know help where they were able to help confirm i wonder how long he was dead
1:41 for for them to see the body being completely unidentifiable you know yeah and decomposed wait did they just find like a skeleton is that what i so i i'm not super keeping up to date with what's happening i said decompose i don't know what that means you're saying remains and then they said dental records so we're just assuming so just bones and maybe some like random ass flesh that didn't get they literally said dental records michael okay who knows stop guessing keeps guessing oh is it a hat no it's it the teeth it's bright with his initials on it was it rotted was it like that the only way i can uh believe these dental records dude mike would say some ████ exactly is it with his history well he could have been wearing a tooth necklace [Laughter] oh my god with his own teeth on it because that's what serial killer michael's just like how did he do it i need to know how he did it
2:31 how'd he get away yo i'm all about these details i just gotta know who's your favorite serial killer of all time mike you know i actually don't know very very serial killers like the funniest question top five favorite ones are the ones haven't been caught yet you wouldn't know about it you're not he's like me he's on that list dude dude also there was a guy who kind of looks like brian landry i guess and he was just hiking oh yeah i heard about this and then a bunch of guys in riot shields with u.s marshals written on that no really like confronted him and pointing guns at his face wait were they some like volunteers with your marshall seal no dude they they i think someone saw this cat walking around he did look like him really he had a bald head he had a beard and i guess that's all you really need have you guys been following this because um when it first broke out i was
3:22 like what's going on you know this is ████ crazy a youtuber i didn't know that they had a youtube channel all this stuff and then the most interesting part was the uploaded footage by the police department body camera the body cam and you can see the whole thing and it obviously looks like a bad relationship you know apparently there's a secret body cam video oh secret party kittens they keep it secret what's so secret about it is with brian laundry's death confirmed well secret gabby potato body cam video she had one too news we can confirm part of a film encounter between brian landry his girlfriend gabby capita utah's mob police moab police continue to be held back from the public for the foreseeable future because they need to use it for core body cam footage showing the aftermath of an alleged fight between brian laundry and his girlfriend gabby patino don't tell charles not to call trans fix
4:12 the nature when i was released footage from two cameras attached to police officers showed the explosive immediate aftermath of a reported altercation between the two in the car however authorities have confirmed their intention to continue withholding clips from a third police camera damn dude also there's an fbi agent who thought that he was being taken care of recently he came a couple weeks ago and said that he thinks the reason why we haven't found him yet is because somebody's helping him yeah a lot of people suspect the parents cooperating with or like not cooperating with the police is that misdirected actually because when that ████ came home um when gabby's parents were like oh where is she whatever they wouldn't even tell them that she didn't come home with her with him interesting so they're saying they they were accomplice i see that's the suspicion yeah because he came back he bought a phone from atnt and then left it at his parents house or in the car
5:03 that he left in the woods or whatever the ████ and he disappeared so they all think and then they talk about the communication yeah the parents pick uh use that phone so it's like there's like a hole yeah there's a whole burner so so somebody was dropping off ████ apples to this ████ yeah so he stayed he was definitely getting hooked up i think because he's got a high frame [Applause] but maybe he killed himself after a certain amount of time but some i mean dude the fact that he didn't get caught from for a month or month there was a manhunt like a like a nationwide major dog the bounty hunter was on him maybe dog about it or killed him he had to have been dead though like relatively soon after gabby petito yeah sounds kind of easy to get get with murder huh get away with it as long as you don't survive i think it's super easy to get away with murder if you don't care about if you live or go to jail hey that's a
5:53 fake body then what do you think about all the people who do get away with murder it's pretty crazy look i mean during the search they found like nine other people's remains the search for nah it's not gabby potato ████ legal let's go how many of those are accidents and murders right or even like driving back and forth from vegas there's just like empty land right i'm like what if i just carried a body deep into the desert and then ████ dug up i guarantee you when the mob ran las vegas they murdered so many ████ just watch the movie casino joe pesci that ████ killed so many people joe pesci dude how come he hasn't been caught yet i don't know what his name was on was it nikki uh but the the fbi agent was saying that all fugitives tire eventually many of them end up being on the run for well over a decade so then obviously holy ████ yeah so obviously this is a much
6:45 different dude because he was founded just now damn unless marshall seems like a cool job because all you're doing is getting fugitives and transporting high uh high-profile criminals from courts to courts all i think so you're like a uber for criminals that's tight uh a cat a hunter bounty hunter uber yeah that's all you like boba fett is that elbow fat dutch yeah wow like django yeah like django unchained okay yeah but you're just catching bad guys bad fellas but isn't chewie a part of that crew too chewy is a bounty hunter yeah yeah yeah he's a dude he's like with them right but he's kind of furry isn't he nice-looking he's very furry doug the bounty hunter is the most prolific ████ bounty hunter of all time though dog i can't believe dog didn't find this guy i know he's got rusty huh he probably did and they discredited him bro oh that's what
7:36 it is it's also out of his turf though he might not know that it's not hawaii yeah you got a florida that's as close to the you as it gets but he doesn't have the same connects the contacts like the guy who pays off at the corner the homeless guy in a shopping cart that he could ask questions about that's true hawaii is pretty small all those clue givers pigeons my buddy worked on a pool in that neighborhood where about a dog dog the bounty hunter lives and he says devil has a big portrait of himself on the house lit so you drive by the neighborhood you could see which one's his house because it's a big mural of himself that's classic i know but yeah they're saying that um yeah like you said the parents have come under scrutiny but they denied helping their son so that's interesting too
8:27 because like like i remember this is like 15 years ago or something i had a bunch of ████ card payment um tickets from not paying the city when i got um those parking tickets oh because you probably lived in like hollywood or something i lived in i lived in koreatown it was crazy with those six signs on tuesday but not thursday but before five after seven so they on purpose they came to impound my truck eventually because the tickets they double after a certain amount of time oh ████ and i wasn't living in and i was living in greece i'm not in san diego where they want to get me and then my truck and my dad was like i don't know where he's i'm no ████ clueless damn your dad's a gangster but like imagine ████ in the bathroom no but imagine like you know now your your kids want it for murder or something crazy like what kicks into gear is it like your parent your parents
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11:48 went to mcdonald's that was our go-to thing every tuesday and i was like dad i go take a piss and i don't know how he knows this catches me all the time ████ this fool but we're going to we're going to mcdonald's and i'm because my pockets were bulging right so i don't be walking around with plastic that's how he's catching your ass so i'm starting to take them all out of the packaging and then i could like put in my pockets and my dad comes in and i was in the in the ████ so he kicks the door open what the ████ are you doing in there devil breaks down a mcdonald's bathroom oh i'm just organizing my pencils and he goes you ████ stole them of course beats my ass in there and then he takes me back to save on and he goes tell them that you stole from them and then and that's why saveon doesn't exist no more because you kept stealing they don't get enough you put them out of business bro i was like ████ this is crazy i thought my dad would like i thought he was gonna kick my ass and end it there yeah but he he made you return
12:39 it yeah he took me to save on and then he told uh the person at the front desk to call the cops on me oh my god and then did they do it no he's like no it's okay you know i'm a kid so he's like no it's okay he brought it back that's fine he doesn't want to call the police needs to learn call the police needs to learn dude my mom did that to me too dude your parents are north korea and you guys yeah for real i was stealing candy out of the remember the candy bags yeah i don't know i would steal some and i thought i was so slick i was like my mom was like waiting for me in the aisle and i was like hold on i want to just check something i feel like seven or eight and i'm like slowly looking at ████ boxes up there while i'm grabbing candy and putting in my pocket and i walk down the aisle she's like what's your pocket oh my ████ what are you talking about what are you talking about she pulls out my pockets there's a bunch of ████ candy that i stole did you hit your right then in there dude she smacked the shot of me and then and then she went to the security guard and she says i'm gonna call the cops right now let's go and i'm like cry like no please
13:29 all right i had to put the ████ candy back she's like all right you're gonna go to jail and i was like freaking the ████ out the best thing is when a little kid thinks they're going to jail i'm going away man ████ dude it's over i'm five years old my life is over that's it i had my whole life out of me and i ruined it dude i ████ ruined it little seven-year-old nick with a big ass ████ years and ████ [Laughter] he's like ████ mom you ratting ass ████ get directv in prison dude those ears were giving it away bro i couldn't get away with anything with those ears everybody would point at me like yo those ████ ears are bigger you see yourself like locked up like this and going in a ████ jail and ████ i was crying bro i was a little ████ dude if i was really hard i would have just like not cried at all i was kind of a little ████ too do you guys remember when the little mermaid movie came out and they had this little toy that you could dip in water and it was like a little
14:19 flounder or whatever yes it would squirt water out of his mouth no okay i thought that's where you're going with this ████ way mike he stayed on brand he stayed yellow okay okay but no you squirt water out right so i was at my friend's house i didn't get that toy my friend had that toy i don't even know i was like five years old or some ████ and i just like took the toy i was like this is a sick toy thank you very much all right but i knew enough not to like announce that i was taking the toilet i knew that i was you had to be slick i knew i was stealing the toy yeah and then uh i get home and i'm like immediately get home i'm so excited i ████ put in the sink and i'm like splashing the little thing i'm like this is so sick and my mom is like what where what's that where'd you get that like she immediately knew that that was not mine and i was like oh i you know nowhere no nothing and all that ████ you know and then she made me take it back to the she drove me right back to their
15:10 house knocked on the door and made me give back while i was crying and ████ your mom ratted you out you have this thing where it's not it's kind of a joke cause it's funny but it's kind of serious so like every time tyka goes to his cousin's house he always come like in the car ride back he has like a new spider or ████ new like hot wheeled or something i'm like where'd you get that from he goes oh dominic conduct that's his his cousin's and i'm like did you ask if you can have it he goes no i'm like that's stealing and so every time we would come every time we visit again we would be returning the toys i stole that now before he leaves we literally do a pat down like at the door like he's tsa yeah he's like david we're ████ patting that he does this yeah we're like this ████ do you let him play with it in the meantime until you until you bring it back i do i know you do what lesson is he getting you ████ enabler i love it unbelievable it's now
16:01 just the system you and you ████ you're really great up for toys yeah he's like i played with him for a month like blockbuster why is he not getting his ass beat yeah he's checking into the new toys boy father the ████ ear in the room [Laughter] but in this situation just to go back to your question though like what as a parent would you do um hypothetically maybe these parents didn't know that brian murdered her like what would you do then you don't like i mean like somebody's like hey your kid's a murderer but you're like i don't actually know if they i don't know you think it's wishful thinking though well that's true because he could be lying to his parents because like if i was a ████ bag right like let's say um i murdered her and then i'm like oh ████ what i do what i do i'm not gonna tell my parents uh just be like oh uh yeah mom and dad i lost her in the forest and
16:52 now everyone's gonna think that i killed her i don't know what to do yeah yeah you know exactly what he said but a decent parent would be like let's go to the police that's what my mom would have nothing to hide that's what everyone yeah your parents would probably not only say let's go to the police don't say what did you ████ do to her right yeah his fans are like run right just get a ████ burner phone and then i'm gonna ████ go and give you some messages they got ideas already they got a whole list of ████ that happens if their son's a ████ murderer yeah if kobach's ready to go they knew their son was a murderer i would ████ i would i don't know i think i'd have to believe my kid even if they were lying like just like the the the natural i just yeah i just have to the first question is anthony's bigger than my kid because i'm hoping that my kid grows up to be big and strong but still a little ████
17:43 because i could ████ his ass up if he if he comes home and says stuff like this and then i got because i have to think like i can't i'm in line with his son what about you what would you do i don't know i feel like if i was the parents and i heard that like i would almost not want to know mike would never go to his parents he's not messy like you don't have a friend you have to just not want to know why that's not the scenario don't give a trail dude nobody would know the people there if her kid came to you it was like hey dad i think i killed someone i didn't hear that maybe like because they look at this situation news everywhere family news reporters outside your house they're like talk to you and you're just like nah i don't want to know about this
18:40 i feel like i would be like well there's a lot of stuff that we don't know about this case so you know let's just do more investigation you'd be the greatest interview on television you would already be a suspect for saying that dude you just immediately but i wouldn't be because i haven't done anything i think how does he do this this is like for people who who don't understand like we've played mafia with this guy for so long that's how he gets himself killed he's such a wild card nobody knows i'll be mafia and mike will talk like that and i'm like ████ is this guy mafia too like i don't have a ████ knife no i'm not saying i'm like oh he's making a good point and then the end he just blows it dude i think i feel so guilty for the other family like like even if it was an accident so like
19:30 let's say like gabby's family to go yeah like like what if what if it's not like a murder right but like they went on a road trip together and then like she died because they were kayaking or whatever drowned whatever like right and then it wasn't even malicious i'd still feel ████ horrible that yeah that my ████ ████ went out there and killed somebody or got somebody in trouble or act like an accident happened because of their wild ideas yeah yeah i like when you explain them as you're coming my ████ kind my piece of ████ a piece of me went out there it only took 18 minutes to start talking about company yeah good today hey well because we had to give it some respect man this is ████ crazy it's crazy no it's hard i still think you're being pretty respectful about it alternating though i think the the real victim here is like the uh gabby's like
20:22 and get in the family and everyone because there's still no closure nobody really knows my mind is the laundry family didn't help no and that that's what the this this one of the law enforcement guy says he says the landry's did not help us find gabby and they're sure not going to help us find brian like that's pretty like i heard they're getting in trouble i heard the city of uh of the city the state of florida is going to try to persecute them or no that's their attorney okay so the attorney for petito's family said that but still it's like gabby patil i think the cause of death was like strangulation right like she she was found oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so that's pretty crazy yeah that's whole that's so hard right because it's like a part of me would be like man my son's a ████ douchebag man you're a piece of ████ but it's also my son right so it's like damn i want to ████ abuse your ass for abusing this girl but it's like maybe that's what caused your abuse to this girl because i abused you
21:13 so i i accidentally used her it's a christopher nolan movie you know and if he's a piece of ████ like let's say you're like all right fine the only fair thing to do is chop off one of your hands yeah he but because he's a piece of ████ he might hate you and kill you in your your sleep patricide that's what i'm saying what did brian died because his ████ parents just said you know what you're a piece of ████ i created a monster well he's still a monster he's still got to be yeah ah i don't know what a dumb date but joe's saying like he rather injury bring the kid in and then deal with the family style you know so within the family style does he kill them do we do an eye for an eye or something or sure my son and there was proof strangled a chick you guys strangled him back i don't know if i can dude
22:04 i don't know you you would let like the other family strangle him in this like situation you know what collusion yeah you collude with the other family i'll i would that gangster thing and peaky blinders did it yeah i think so like the other family is a ████ and you're like all right go strangle my son like now we're not going to do that like what are you talking about the black hand the vendetta i only saw one episode so i don't know what you're talking about so if the other family was like let's say they were like quakers or some ████ and then they're like we're pacifists we don't believe in that i'm like i'll do it myself yeah you put yourself in a guillotine i always liked the old school like like head in the burlap sack i always thought that was dope yeah and then in the water jar here you go sir oh that little special delivery for you yeah you're welcome hey here's your postmates
22:55 you know we don't have a fun joke we don't have like a version of like an honorable death right in like our society yeah like in an old japanese culture there might have been right oh yeah you kill yourself and your homie sliced your head off exactly but that's dope i like kind of like ████ do honorable deaths here for anybody who wants to hold on to some sort of integrity or to clear their family's name like that that stuff only applied to warrior culture so like for the rest 80 percent of the population they didn't do anything like cowards yeah so the flu players couldn't cut kill themselves so they ████ up on a no there was no point to be ashamed of a flu plane you know it's only warriors ████ up yeah it's just like no one there to cut your head off that's why they were basically owned by the warlords like pretty much
23:46 everyone was enslaved band practice was crazy though yeah [Music] you
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