0:00 [Music] uh so the uh rhode island department of transportation had to acknowledge on tuesday that they uh they had a little oopsy daisy oopsy daisy yeah they um they they probably have a ton with that s█████ ass weather oh dude got frozen roads every day not good over there not good that must be rough huh yep but they accidentally oopsie daisy uh paved a highway over a cemetery containing the remains of one thousand oh ████ rhode islanders is that a lawsuit all the way for sure right yo accidentally that road is about to be haunted they better ████ break that ████ apart before it solidifies yeah i bet you that ████ was not an ████ that's some poltergeist ████ right i bet you that's not an accident
0:51 that's a ghost like just rich ass people they're like hey look ████ it we gotta let's see the bigger picture is like a thousand dead people aren't gonna really do anything about it versus like we do this and a thousand years from now nobody's gonna say ████ but wasn't there like there's gotta be like tombstones there right like they just they probably blocked it let's just put the cement over the tombstone yeah what's the oops that is some vulture guys ████ yeah that's how ghosts happen bro it's it's the burial grounds governor dan mckee described the incident as a little oopsy daisy how are you gonna oopsie daisy you swear to god it's like a direct quote ████ i don't even know how to spell it oopsie daisy bro and he says what we had what we had here it appears to be a little oopsie use it in twice in uh in one speech i think how do you reference
1:53 [Music] there were no stone heads uh it was like one of those like where the flat they had black cards or whatever so what do you think is gonna happen in the future when there's full like graveyards of no more remaining family members it's just a big plot of land with dead people that's like so ancient that no one even knows what the ████ to do like like right here rose hills or whatever right like 300 maybe 500 years from now is that just going to be like a historical like graveyard or do you think people are still going to be buried there like on top of you they'll still be buried there because we have like civil war graveyard still really people still go and visit i do they still continue to bury civilians in like these like it's not a memorial they probably will but they'll probably have a couple oopsy
2:44 daisy little oopsies yeah like what would you do like when you when you want to move like a plot and like if they know that this whole area right there's no more family members they're not even paying rent on this corner no more it's just a bunch of skeletons and and what are they going to do they dig them up and they move them yeah that's what they do yeah so like if you want to move it then they'll dig up they'll take the casket out and then move it somewhere else so recently i was talking to my dad about um like the rose hill stuff and he was saying when he first got his plot of land it was like i think seven g's or something in the 90s or his brother and then so when he got it he got it for like 11 g's in early 2000s and then now he said the market price for this just one slot is like 20 g's it's like real estate and then when you get one of those like um
3:34 what are those things called where it's like you could get a whole family buried together not ████ or um mausoleum mausoleum um those things are like a million dollars per ████ house i'm like that's why you know they're it's a ball and family when you have those big ass ████ arcs yeah like holy holy whole thing and it says the something family because i was trying to be all boss during dinner my dad's cause he's trying to figure out he's gonna move to vegas or not he goes oh what about my plots of land i'm like don't i'll cover that ████ and he goes you can't afford it i'm like trust me i'll ████ cover that ████ he goes the mausoleums are a million dollars like oh ████ cuz we gotta be thinking [Laughter] i thought it was gonna be like i thought it would be like okay if we have three uncles maybe 10 g's a piece i was like 40 g's i'll ████ cover that ████ but then he was like i'll get one of those things up build it and he's like no it's a million dollars and i'm like he already bought it already no it's
4:24 just him it's my my grandpa uh my uncle's buried there my uh other uncle is gonna get buried there my dad's gonna get buried so there's gonna be four blocks of land is in burial is that family should be close together like that yeah they're trying to oh damn dude they're trying to get us close together as possible one ████ casket do four slots yeah dude four bodies stack them up like that like a shelf oh yeah you know just dig up your grandpa make sure that they get boom and then you get one plot of land you gotta get the deals even in death it's like a bunk bed but with caskets maybe there's gonna be some random societal mass adoption for like cremation at a certain point my family did some chinese ████ where my grandpa passed away um so you're only supposed to put one person per plot right when my grandpa passed away literally seconds before they closed the casket my other uncle
5:15 came and grabbed my grandma's ashes and just put it in the casket so they just loaded it in so that's pretty fire so what do you mean seconds before like literally like he wasn't allowed to they're like oopsie daisy who made the buzzer dude like a ceremony it's there's a hole is there they can have the puzzle they they put it over right and then there's a ████ chain lowers it in right so you kind of have your last moments and everyone's like he's like and they ████ just lowered it and then on the tombstone that's printed it has my grandma's name and my grandpa's name but they pay for one person's price that's awesome they just dig it back up later keep on putting urns inside i think that's the move though i mean that's what they do in japan they don't have full body caskets everything is everyone's cremated
6:06 yeah and then when what they do is you'll get like a a stone stone head or whatever but it's a huge ████ one right and then under that plot of land they bury the same family members in that same same area they're all cremated so it's smaller yeah in the in the graveyards are small like they're not like rose hill size they're like the size of maybe one like half a eight not not even a quarter acre like like the size of a home here but that's why the japanese people got all the crazy ghosts and ████ though because it's like you put all the cremation together and the dust turns into a gangster ghoul then you get the grudge and ████ in taiwan it doesn't matter what your religion is you have to get cremated it's because of it's the island right there's no space yeah japan too would you guys go what's your optimal way of
6:56 being uh drop me off dump me in a disneyland river dude i [Laughter] he wants to mummify himself do you want your remains to be mixed with the concrete or whatever that'll be kind of cool right i don't care about my remains because i feel like when i die this body is just not me that that's what i think is well it's like i don't need to have like a casket or anything like you could say some space and exactly what we're gonna do mike's eternal bro michael's like rest me with my victims scatter me throughout all my burials of my victims i want to be with them i want to find photos of mike throughout history the guy's a ████ vampire is it immortal you're a day walker bro what is this concept he's like yeah
7:47 whatever 400 years old mike sits here with us he's like i'll watch all of you die yeah old age has been aged ever since we met him he's one of those guys like burdened with immortality you know what he means it's like you think you think this is fun wait until you see all your loved ones die six centuries ago yeah he's like i've had nine wives i've been trying husband he's out of all kinds bro to add to that though i would probably want to get cremated pre-made and then what happens with your ashes dusted in a kind of stew oh what the hell just do you have to be here yeah buy buy your kids crude noodles oh ████ he's [Laughter] was it the legend of tupac or something like that like getting burnt and then uh rolling them up in a blunt and smoking
8:38 the blood that'd be tight i forget what that was that's very anthony lee style i think what about you bart i didn't just cremate it and throw them back in nature yeah me too yeah so i could be one with the earths because when i'm dead i'm done and i feel like at that point the people it's just a matter of time of people that know you they're gonna die yeah people and if you did something great maybe you'll be like you'll be a legend for a while but how long will that legend last unless it's like what you're one of the greats you know maybe when when people like burn my body creamy like i'll have that film turn into like an nft oh that's a bomb really that'll be tight you get out there on the polygon blockchain hell yeah what if it's only worth a dollar well you know ████
9:29 but it's probably worth one more dollar than it would have been just as ashes so like not bad right smart contract anybody who purchased this can you know ████ die in the same way you know what's crazy though to think about like immortality is like all the all this stuff we're uploading on youtube right now right they have so much data of our thoughts our personality our point of view whatever they could replicate another one of us by all the hours if they download like all of our vlogs all of our videos what we've said over the years and it's like just create a database of that human being in the future they just like try to recreate all of us but they really just make him a serial killer oh yeah he's like dude he was the serial killer right you ever see that clip of kim kardashian having a hologram and it's her ████ dad oh
10:19 dad is like talking to kim kardashian like as if he's like i'm so proud of all the things you've accomplished and it's like him as rob kardashian and it's like it's and she's like crying the whole family's like going nuts but it is kind of creepy i'll ████ up the scientists that did that to me wait wasn't that like kanye's present to her or something something yeah yeah that's crazy wait kanye's present that's why yeah i don't know this was like a couple years ago wasn't it i remember watching the video and then the whole family is sitting there watching this hologram of robert kardashian that's a boost so pretty much what robert downey jr does at the end of adventures pretty much dude spoiler alert some real avengers type of ████ [Laughter] do you know what do you think happens at the end of avengers i don't know i didn't get there yet they eat ████ shawarma [Laughter] ████ people you've seen the uh the first one no no i just started i finished so i'm
11:10 finished winter soldier i'm on to uh i'm on to what oh i meant the one where uh i think he's back at toby maguire's fight thanos's three old sidekick was that fool's name skinny old sidekick the guy with the the voodoo stuff yeah he just comes in like he he could just go like this and don't worry you're infinity war i'm not if anyone is that the last one no second one that's the second to last that's a good one yeah infinity war is really good actually i like that more than in-game robert kardashian hologram whoa that's ████ was that 3d or was that in video i don't know oh that was like tupac coming to life right i think so yeah he did it with the hologram tech this is the hologram that's crazy see i think it's creepy because he's like colored like that if they would have made him kind of princess like
12:01 you know come in like r2d2 style you know where it's like hey this is a memory this isn't like recreate human you know like obi-wan is being projected and ████ yeah if you're watching this it's like slightly like you could see the the rays that create the vision of it he looks like a call of duty character he does yeah it does a skin [Music]
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