0:00 [Music] a uk mother was complaining about a back ache and hours later woke up in a hospital with doctors telling her she may have to get all four of her limbs amputated oh my god did she get like a ████ parasite or something like that in her like inner inner spine not a parasite and it's not something super unique or like it's not a one in a million thing either how old is she 34 it's common enough uh if this if this happens toxic shock syndrome oh ████ sadie kemp 34 she was laughing and enjoying her festive dinner with her family just hours before she collapsed in pain turns out she got septic shock from a kidney stone oh they're crazy and uh it was causing her
0:51 the skin on her arms and legs to go necrotic so oh ████ hurt wait she didn't notice this ████ no it did it within hours oh and that's that's really abnormal oh my god it's it's like a worst case scenario from a common thing that god i gotta get i gotta get it it's like one of those yeah a few hours yeah so what did that like did it plug some areas and it just started ████ rotten the limbs i guess the way that uh sepsis works um i mean if someone of you guys knows more about it like chime in but like poisons the system it just kind of neglects other areas of your body to fight an infection that thinks is like centralized somewhere so then you start losing life function on the ████ that's why your digits go yeah it's like being bit by a shady salamander or something what i'm sorry what oh you're shady what would you categorize as a shady salamander i don't know dude kind
1:41 of like sketchy ████ sound has been chewing on nails and dookies ████ bites and your skin's like this is the amount of time 2 30 p.m she's with her family having dinner 5 p.m she's fighting for her life geez god damn did you remember that jk news we did where dude scratched his leg on a ████ trash bag that he was taking out oh yeah yeah yeah then he got ████ septic ████ toxic shock ████ yeah from that little infection that's what happened to the leader of the midnight mission in downtown the homeless outreach we got bit by homelessness i don't think that's where this is going two reasons how this guy's leg amputated from uh infection oh oh that's uh so ████ scary yeah so as
2:31 this is happening to her the doctors scramble to like try to fight what's going on in her body they were able to save like the major parts of her limbs but they had to get rid of her uh fingers oh yeah so she has everything she actually looks like she's have no fingers that's her yeah right there she's got more than what they initially pitched her so let me see yeah they thought that she was gonna have to lose legs legs arms arms but it's just one leg well i mean that's that's that's her right there oh she got legs she got toes though i don't think so it doesn't so no fingers no toes i don't think so that's not bad still got the stumps yeah that's not bad she's got like knees ████ heads shoulders knees no toes okay look at look at he's smiling and everything good spirit spirits man that's how you recover she's just laughter's the best man kind of yeah
3:22 because they the doctor said they were shocked by how it turned around for her like normally that's why they were like hey we're gonna have to get rid of this because that's where it's going but then it sounds like the doctors were sad like they had a saw oh man it's turning around you're turning around she's getting better what the ████ the guys that i always wanted to use this you gotta the guy got a new saw and he wanted to try it out that's right i got it off the snap-on truck it's like she seems like a cool person though she goes i'm just trying to get my head around why this happened and how it happened it left me without a job in the house i was going through a divorce which was already costing me god damn oh my god bro i just met a new partner and i was finally starting from scratch and getting somewhere and then that partner was like you know my favorite part about you are your favorites he bought a ring toe fetish
4:12 and he's like i love your ████ hands and feet dude imagine he bought a ring and he was just like i'm gonna get this resized oh ████ to be a bracelet bro people live hard lives man there's always some ████ going down you just that's why whenever i'm at taking news i go home going damn i'm lucky real bro you hear stories all day i gotta hear the worst stories she had a cool quote she goes i would rather my kids visit me at the hospital bed than at my grave oh so that's a survivor right there what a nice lady oh bro got that mentality she got mama mentality right yeah she's dope man that's cool yeah she said i shouldn't be alive given the amount of poison i had in my blood that's crazy sepsis i didn't even know sepsis was
5:02 that fast yeah i didn't know this that was that fast i remember um my buddy worked out with me and um in the in the same night after he worked out he started having crazy chills right and his wife was like dude you know what happened i'm like now he's just doing squats and ████ and then um in the morning he was like like kind of coma like just stuck in his bed and all that he was at the hospital and then and then what finds out is that he had an infection that kind of started infecting his bloodstream it was within blood infection right yeah and then like i don't know what happened to cure him or whatever but they had to like put him on all kinds of ████ antibiotics and whatever and he's okay now but that ████ happened quick you know he just thought he was sick i'm like damn those squats really
5:52 ████ kill them damn like day goes hard dude works out crazy bro there was some kind of like a septic thing you get from a tampon yeah so if you leave a tampon in for too long um you can get toxic syndrome and you can get your legs cut off it's very common with girls oh my god it's common it's kind of just gonna leave it in for two years is it just bacteria or something yeah it's so crazy because like when you have a tampon in sometimes you do forget like contacts because yeah ████ stuck inside of them too like i can't find it sometimes like it just happens so so do you recommend girls to use pads then and not tampons yeah using a cup or like yeah one of those like bands you guys ever seen a diva cup before no what is that can you explain to the gentleman what a diva cup you explain first and then we'll get the correct one all right all right it's a
6:43 it's a it's a small little like cup it's like probably this big maybe like the thing on top of the tylenol uh no it's almost it looks like a funnel kind of but i think the bottom isn't right it's close it's closed right okay but it's rubber okay and then you put it up in your vagina when you're on your period and it collects the menstruation what prevents it from like slipping out i think it's it's the magic of the vagina so you just gravity the cup i know it's gonna become magic it's a circle and the way you put it in is you um kind of squeeze it and then you put it up there when you let go kind of it expands and then that's like basically like the thing collects it yeah what if someone makes you laugh and they quit phone calls you put it in that's very common too laughs [Laughter]
7:48 like both mouths are ████ breathing it's like a symbiotic relationship you need to have air go up there oh the true but air texas could have turned out an idiot tony's gonna grow up as an idiot here's a scientific question what about laughing because i heard that happens can you shoot out the diva cup by that way um if you don't put it up high enough yes because that's the same thing can happen to a tampon okay and i've also heard people use period panties where they have like a oh yes those are really good really because it really just absorbs it and it's like reusable yeah see that so why is that your technology is great the diva cup's a female version of the hustler why is that not a diva cup i know it's kitty
8:38 is that the beyonce you musical man i just wanted to live life as a total ████ idiot for one minute that's amazing that's so funny that's the preferred method among most women that you know diva cups um no is that a new wave we've used tampons because it's the most convenient yeah the most convenient what don't you like about pads it's nasty you're sitting in your own blood like a diaper yeah most chicks like if it happens they immediately go change if they can what the pad um what do you mean immediately but then you won't have one there right after you like well i don't you know chicksaurus like oh i'm going to the bathroom
9:28 no i don't think it like goes all out at once and it's like whoa it's time the impersonation of a chick all day but those people swapping like [Laughter] you gotta keep the party going dude oh i love that that's so ████ funny like the only time where i've used pads recently is like just a panty liner where your period is like light so toward the end towards the end yeah we should all like if we all have daughters we should all brainstorm how to teach her about it oh my god guys ████ you know dad teaches his daughter how to ████ deal with her period
10:18 my dad has to talk to me about my period why yeah cause like when i first started my period i was in fourth grade i was very early and so i got scared i didn't know what was supposed to happen so i thought i would get in trouble if i told my parents so i just i kind of hid it because you thought you were sick yeah and so my mom was doing laundry and she found my underwear and she calls my dad and she was like talk to her right now what what are you doing when she's doing it yeah and then he like sat me down and then he talked wait was he like driving you to school no no no like he we were at home that's crazy how come her mom didn't want to do the talk because she was doing laundry so how did he do how did your dad do he was pretty good yeah yeah i would say like you know sometimes he do it in vietnamese by the way yeah yeah of course okay he was like
11:10 you know sometimes no it was so awkward too because he caught me watching porn like why is it always your dad like two weeks before and then this happened right yes were you watching um how did you get porn information it was his porn oh yeah but then also but then i also watched it i also watched porn like on demand [Music] like somebody's been watching this ████ about 300. i'll be watching porn and then like that happens like my period happens and he's like so you've been watching porn and then now your period happens like what is going on you're a woman now oh one two combo right there let's just deal with all of it right now he was stressed and i was like well i don't know which one do you want me to ████ puberty bro guys yeah and but he was pretty cool about it
12:00 shout out to your dad like was he like you know when you grow up first it's like a nuke mom but then later it becomes like sriracha you're so racist girl [Laughter] it's pretty amazing how little guys like know about this stuff and then you end up having a dog about periods bro i wish i had sisters i mean it's probably a blessing i heard about that ████ yeah i would always overhear my sister talk about and my mom talk about their period they don't like let you in on that conversation you know are you guys ever curious yeah i mean why are we asking you i'll be asking questions yeah google this was a good amazing twitter i mean now like before i was curious for no reason and now i want to know so i'm not a total idiot when my daughter is asking me you know right yeah definitely i'm gonna use tobasco so i won't be racist
12:53 that's the part that you're just like i need to still workshop this joke this joke if i just switch the ████ hot sauces you
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