0:00 [Music] Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys, where uh what was your question you just asked? What? Would you eat Taylor Swift's butt? I didn't ask that. Booty didn't ask that. Taylor listens to this, y'all. She does. She's our biggest fan. Why? Why would she? I'm married. Okay, good. Good. Guys, I'm glad you guys are. No, all you guys are married. Yep. Ken's about to be married, too. You're about to be married. My girlfriend. I don't I'm not married. Pretty serious. Damn. You want to get married? I I hope so. One day. Yeah. Yeah. One day. We're all much older than we look, too. We're like 45. None of us are 44. None of us. None of us. I'm 32. I literally was going to say that. That's right. What do I look like? What I look like? 17.
0:52 Um, never going to get it. You're never going to get it. Never got on your uh 35. 40. You ain't no 40. I am 40. I'll be 41 this year. 33. No. No. 35. 36. 51. ████ it. 50. 37. Oh. 38. Yes. Oh, we're the same age. 39 in 2 and 1/2 weeks. Oh ████ For real. Happy birthday. 34. 34. We're actually going to be here for work. Yeah, they say Asian dough raisin and black dough crap. Oo, Asian do raisin. I like that. We got to do something for his birthday. No, we got threeday shoes, dude. Nothing but work, dude. Video sweat shop, boys. We're not going to want to hang out after.
1:42 Yeah, you got to milk this office before I'll take you to dinner and you can pay for it. Oh, I'll take it to dinner. Pay for half. I owe you I owe you dinner. You know how Asian people like to pay for I actually ████ up my head where it's like I was like, you said deal to that. He was like, "Damn, I deal with cool." All right, cool. That's cool. I'm that guy who randomly counts. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like when you like don't count stuff, but I'm like I I can't. I like just subconsciously count. You know numbers. I owe Joe at least two dinners. Oh, really? I don't even remember. I know. I also owe Bart two dinners. We owe Bart like You do? Yeah. You guys like Korean barbecue? I love Korean barbecue. I just got into it. Where do you go? You just got into it. I'm liking it. I go to that spot up on Western. Oh, cuz you were a vegetarian this whole time. Oh, yeah. Western and um Wilshire. And when did you switch over? No, no, not wester. Western and Wilshire. It's like western and ████ Olympic. When you say western
2:34 or there's nothing but Korean barbecues in that whole area. I know. Uh Jason Chenny ████ took me to it. Taiwanese one or something. Jong Taiwanese Korean barbecue. I can't I can't believe you said that. That's a racial slur. No, no, no. I promise you just said the n word in Korean. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. Koreans are going to be real mad. They're going to be real upset about this. Uh, watch out. He's like, "F███, I can't say anything now." Just make random sounds, dude. Yeah. Yeah. I went there for my 38th birthday. When was your birthday? January 23rd. Hey, so when did you stop uh being vegetarian? When did you switch over? When I went to the doctor and they said I was pre-diabetic. No way. Yeah. And they're like, "You need to eat more protein." Yeah. I was doing it wrong. The ████ are you doing? Well, that's hard thing about vegetarian food, though. Well, cuz it's like you can't eat meat or whatever. So, you just eat
3:24 all carbs, bro. I was just eating all ████ carbs. It's hard to get protein on a vegetarian diet. Yeah, it's tough. My uncle became diabetic because he was pescatarian and really too much carbs. Yeah, cuz you're just trying to fill your ████ self. Like, also like I'm like my body's I I just don't think my body was meant for that ████ Hey, do you feel like your body do you feel like your body changed when you started eating meat? Hell yeah. What changed? What happened? I looked better. Yeah, that's tight. Yeah, you do look more swoll. Yeah, I look more You look more thicker than before. Yeah, more muscular. You've been working out. Yeah, before you look a little bit more gay. You look more manly. You start wear gold. I Well, I stopped wearing makeup, too. Yeah. No, I just ████ um now I talked to one of my buddies and he was just like he was like, "Man, like just meat
4:15 and veggies. Just just get on that. It gave me some protein to take. What the ████ is that protein called? But it's like it's got like beef uh collagen. No. What is it? Bone broth. Bone bro isolate. Beef isolate. Beef. That's what we've been taking. Yeah, I do that. It's I can't do whey. Do you know what? Do you know what it's called? There's a bunch. Is it called quin? No, it's a different type of protein. But but uh what are you drinking? Hold on. I got you right now. Is it flavorless or has a flavor? All flavorless has little flavor. I got you right now. This ████ I use. What's the flavor in it? What's the aftertaste? I'm a peanut butter guy. I like peanut butter and stuff. I don't I do the unflavor. Oh, prime protein. Oh, prime. It comes in a bag, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't tried that one. But that one's pretty pricey, man. That must be really good. Yeah. This one tastes I've seen that one.
5:05 Yeah. Prime Pro. I haven't tried that one yet. Is it expensive compared to Weey? Oh, yeah. It's way more than Way. Yeah. I'm down to try it. Also, it has it doesn't have all the ████ that we whey has. Yeah, it's just beef. Like when you see the ingredients, it'll it's just like higher higher in protein. Oh, a serving of that equals how much like steaks you think? Uh 20 g per scoop. 20 grams usually. Yeah, it's like a instead of eating a steak. 20 g is like what? Like four three or 4 ounces maybe? I don't know. But it has zero fat, so that's what's good about it. I mean, dang. $61. Yeah, it's pretty pricey. But if you compare it to like the amount of steaks you eat, it makes more sense like to the protein you're getting from eating steak versus like just getting a scoop of protein. I mean, the best thing about it is it doesn't have the same amount of fat. So, it's grass-fed beef protein sourced from grass-fed beef.
5:55 Easy to digest and absorb. Only real food ingredients sustain energy and naturally contains collagen versus whey protein is sourced from lactose, bloating and discomfort, fillers and additives, energy spikes and crashes, and can cause acne. That's why uh I never really was able to do protein cuz I mean uh whey cuz I would get ████ up, man. Yeah, my stomach bubbles. Yeah, we would ████ up my stomach. Ow. Try the like triple filtered ones cuz then they're way cleaner. Mhm. Those are the only ones and they they might not mess you up. But if it still does then just stick to the beef one. I do. Now there's so many options though cuz you could do the beef isolate. You could do uh bone broth. Mhm. M. So you could get like chicken or beef bone broth protein all my And then you could do collagen too now. So then I just do those instead of the whey and it's all good. You still
6:46 have stevia in it? That's fine. Oh, which one has stevia? Cuz it's flavored. If you get if you if you get unflavored, it doesn't have anything. Yeah. Isn't stevia natural though or no? Comes from a plant. But apparently they they always say like it's not as studied as sucralose or aspartame. But dude, I could get um I could make you guys a bone broth and then it'll have uh like a like a cup like this and it'll have 50 g. Wow. I would love to try a protein. I would love to try that. Yeah. Can I try it right now? No can. We're filming right now. No, it's going to take me like 3 minutes to make and you guys just going to wait. We'll do it later. We'll do it later. You have to wait. That's crazy. Yeah, that sounds good though. You do two scoops of the 20 g. Show us your stack. He's going to show us a stack, dude. Chappelle teaches us how to get full. It does. If you don't use this though, it does taste like ████ Oh, for real? The
7:38 Hey, I really like those small packets. The bone broth packets. 10 g of protein per packet. This This scoop has 20 g. Look, this scoop has 20 g, right? Yeah. And then it's just uh bone broth. And then this one has 10 g. So you do two scoops, that's 40. This one has 10. And then this one has all the flavor. So it just tastes like this. But if you mix this with other things, you can taste it. So, it's bloated or nothing. Does it taste like cardboard or it has like a weird flavor? It has a weird like beefy flavor that I've never tasted before, but it's it it gets hidden with this cuz it's close to this. I see. I see. Yeah. But this is bomb. I put that in like if I'm making noodle soup, I'll make noodle soup with that. Uh that prime one, you don't taste the beef. Oh, you say yours tastes like peanut butter. Yeah, they have they have flavors. So, I did the
8:29 peanut butter flavor. I'm going have to try that, too. Pasture raised gravy. I've always wondered about the beef uh protein. I just was never uh I know do people do the egg protein ones. That must make your farts crazy. It makes the fart egg protein. Yeah, dude. The same idea, but it's like egg comes from eggs. There's one um I really like. It's a chicken broth one. And the uh it tastes like chicken flavor from Top Ramen. Is it from Barebones? Uh no, it's another com. It's like it's one of those generic ones with the blue cap. I think it's called like Neutra Cost or some ████ like that. Got the one on Amazon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That one. So get that and then get if if you're like if you want some instant noodles but you don't want to get that, just get the egg noodle. Throw that in. Oh my god. Cuz
9:20 egg noodles got hella protein, too. Yep. Like per serving it's like Asians ████ with eggs. Well, egg noodles specifically. I think any kind of egg noodle. Yeah, we invented eggs. They say chicken or the egg. What? What came first then? Chinese. The Chinese or the chicken? Chinese created the chicken. Which created the egg? Can't spell chicken without chai. Oh. Oh, that's really good. And then when you crack an egg open, it's yellow. Just like us. Oh, that's just like us. But when you cook it, it's white. And then black people like chicken. So that's why we get we get a lot of Yeah, we're friends. Oh, yeah. I think Asians and black people compete over who makes the best fried chicken. Who's winning the game right now? Did y'all go to pretty diverse high schools? Yep. Well, I actually I my my high school was all black. Oh, really? Yeah. Until I
10:10 moved here. He was really bummed out about it. He was pissed. He was He walked in mad every day again. So many. I went to Gardina High. Oh, nice. Oh, okay. Okay. My high school was predominantly Asian, like 50%. Where'd you go? Sunny Hills High School. Where did it in Fullerton? Oh, Fullerton. Mine was pretty diverse. I had a big group of like black, Mexican, Armenian. Like that was like our demographic. You on the east side or Pasadena? Pasadena. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, we had a weird mix. I went to school Critos and it was like it's more like Long Beach. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Critos. Yeah. There's a guitar center over there. It was like It was everybody. Indian, white, black, Mexican. We didn't really have Armenians actually though. We had a ton of Armenians. But like it was super mixed. Oh, really? Yeah. Ar. They say that all the time. Who? The Armenian cats ar like that. What does
11:01 that mean? I don't know. Like what's up? Yeah. Or they'd be like yala yala. Like hurry hurry hurry. They I would just hear a murmur. So you kind of pick up a little bit. Damn. Your brothers. What about your school? Well, the first school I went to was uh it was uh like just a bunch of poor ████ It was It was Arizona, right? Yeah. Yeah. Uh no. Yeah. First school I went to uh I went to three different high schools. Um Oh, me too. You did too? Yeah. The first one I went to, it was like Mexican, black, white, but the white the white people that went to the school, a lot of them were Mormons. Mesa has a big like Mormon population. And then this next school I went to was just white. Straight up white. What kind of whites? Rich white. How'd you feel? How'd you get along with the rich whites? Was it like Phoenix or something or uh Gilbert? Were you like Yeah. I was like, "Yeah, give me all
11:52 your money. Your ████ money, man. What's up, boy?" Uh, and then the third school I went to, I had to go to one of those bad kids schools where like, you know, like when you get expelled from like your Oh, yeah. Uh, what do they call them? Like alternative schools. Yeah. Continuation. Yeah, I had to go to one of those schools, which I think is the best way to do school to be quite honest. Yeah, cuz you get all you have to like one, we don't get homework. We're also not allowed to bring anything on campus. Like you can't bring backpacks or anything like that. Kind of cool. Great. Kind of cool. Also, like you're it's all condensed like you know like you'll do a whole semester of like uh like coloring. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. Like that's what it is. We did coloring. drawing circles. No, we just like I did algebra algebra 1 2 3 and four. Like
12:44 there's four algebbras. Yeah. Or damn. Yeah. They call it pre I think there's only two of them. I thought there was only two algebraas and then you go to trigonometry and three. Hey, three or four is probably split up, dude. Maybe they all culture, but in mine we have we have one, two, three. You making me feel dumb. Google it. How many algebbras are there? Ask is there algebra 4? Ask Chad GBT though. What the ████ But maybe they divided it. I'm telling you. Anyways, they probably divided it. Or wait, maybe I don't know what I Anyways, I had to take all four maths. Is there algebra 1 2 3 and four? But also might be a pre one, too. Cuz like algebra, geometry. Okay. In the standard US high school math sequence, there are typically two main algebra courses. Algebra 1, algebra 2. Some schools may offer additional algebra courses like algebra 3 or integrate trigonometry into algebra 2. Okay. So then I had to do algebra 1 and
13:34 two then geometry. Okay. And then what's after that? Trigonometry. Trigonometry. So yeah. Anyways, I had to do all the maths. That's a lot of math. That's a lot of math. And like one semester. But that probably helped your math though, right? Damn, that's crazy. I never took trig cuz the summer break in between made me forget all my math, bro. Really? Yeah. Math for Yeah, it's kind of easy to forget. I was just mad at it. Cuz you're not even using on the regular day. Yeah, I guess you I hate geometry cuz you couldn't ████ Yeah, geometry you can't ████ You can't cram. There's there's another thing that says algebra 3 or four. So algebra 4. No, it just says like probably also Arizona is like ████ on the low end of uh uh like for like top schools or what? It's like ████ 48. Oh ████ Wow. Well, just like the number of our state episodes in a series, right? They're like, we'll just make
14:24 that episode eight. Whatever. 7 8 9. But the bad kid school was like everybody was there. Oh, okay. Black, white, Mexican, whatever. Everybody was in the bedroom. Did you like that more? Like I loved it. I was like, "This is my environment. These are my peoples." Also, it was kind of set up like a prison. Yeah. It was like fenced off. It was like a small little campus. On your guys' brakes, you're all making license plates. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Seriously. And Yeah. Our brakes like cuz we didn't get like lunch or anything like that. So, our brakes, we just stood in like the courtyard. It was actually pretty ████ crazy. A ball. You guys just walking around the courtyard? Yeah, you just walk around the little area. Go walk around the block. Like I said, you you couldn't bring uh backpacks or anything. And like also the Yeah, the classes were like the classes were a little bit longer, but like Yeah. Like like at uh one point in
15:14 time like I went to school at like 9:00. I think I got out at like ████ 11 or something like that. That's tight. Mhm. Wait, that's crazy condensed. And why did you like this? Cuz I ████ hated regular school, bro. 9 to 11. That's sick. Just cram it all in. I'd rather do that. Yeah, right. 9 to 11. I signed myself out of high school when I was 17, dude. And I'm still smart as ████ You know what I'm saying? Right. Yeah. You got through all that ████ I think so. I've been holding my own on this show. I think you did algebra 4. I don't even know what that is. I never did algebra before. All right. Throw me an algebra problem. Algebra 4 problem specifically. I forgot all of my algebra and we all got we all got to answer it. I'm out. Oh, I took I took algebra 5. You did? I like I liked statistics. That's it. Stats was cool. Stats was anything else. Stats was easier for me to understand. I only passed algebra 2
16:05 cuz there was this tiny tiny tiny little Japanese girl that sat in front of me and she was mad smart and I just looked over her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What a jerk. I did. I did. Her name was April Nishaka. I remember her. That's a hard ass name. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was mad smart. She was younger than us and she was she was she was in all the quoteunquote advanced class. I'm trying to get my iPad so I can write down an algebra problem for you. Oh, well, not all of us. I ain't the only one. No, no, you gota do it. You scared? I'm not scared. Start geometry first. I'm going to fail it. I've been teaching my kid algebra already. You've been teaching it like B cuz like the basic concept of algebra is finding the unknown. What is he? Second grade. Yeah, seven. Yeah, second grade. So, I'll be like I'm I'll be like what + 3 equals 5. A + B= Z. So, even like thinking in that way like what? So, finding out the unknown, right? like what + 3 equals 5 cuz usually it's like this plus this the
16:56 your question is what's at the end but algebra switches it around which is what is the unknown what is the unknown and then he starts and he starts so I get him thinking like that I'll give you one 2 a + 3 = 7 solve for a wait hold on ████ you get 2 a + 3 3 = 7 bro that's easy five no that's wrong 5 + 2 no 2 a + 3 is 7 - 3 is four. So 2 a equals 4. So a equals 2. Maybe I need to see it written out. Yeah, cuz you got to multiply the two. That's what happens to four. A could be 5. 2 a. If it was minus 3 equ= 7. Mhm. Okay. So I was I was in the ballpark. I didn't I didn't see it. I can't hear words. I can't hear a word. That doesn't help me. I hated those math
17:47 problems where they write you a paragraph and you like like ████ what? And I felt hella dumb underlining that. Okay. 35 miles per hour. Yeah. Right. Running the whole ass story. Johnny went into the car and then Sam was there and then Sam was like and I'm just like, bro, Sam, why are we picking up Sam? And every single time I read that ████ I'm like, you're trying to trick me. You're trying to trick me, dude. This was a nightmare for ADD kids, bro. It was too many details. I'll get one. I'll get one. Did you learn how to solve for right triangles like the to figure out the lengths? Yeah, it's 90° on the corner right there. It is. So, it should always it should always be 90. It's an acute triangle. Look at that. You guys didn't know. I knew that. Below 30. It's so cute. Below 30. Well, see these is this is all this is all of us. It's not just me. These are too complex. If you
18:38 guys can't see it or write it down, though, you know what I mean? It's okay. He took als before he could visualize it. Simplify the expression. Oh my god. God. Oh my god, bro. Okay. He's like, "That Oh my god. 4 M + 5 + 2 M - one. You lost me, man. You got 2 M 5 M. I got to write it down. Why don't they use?" That's literally what I just said. Okay. Say one more time. 4 m + 5 + 2 m - one. This is really easy. Cuz you're looking at it. If I was looking at it, I would do it. The answer's not up, right? Okay. So, four. If I was looking at I could do it, dude. Yeah. But this What's equals then? No, you just want to simplify it. So, you don't There is no equals.
19:29 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Four. Four. Four. Four. How you know that? Cuz you can't change the Oh, I know what it is. I know what it is. I know what it is. I know what it is. I know what it is. I just pointed at it while you were looking at me. Point at it. Oh, I can't see that far. Oh, I know what it is. Okay. Bar's trying still. I'm not trying not to give up. I need to Hey, once you see it, you'll know. Yeah, I need to see look. Let's not even give the answer though. But write down write down the answer in the comments. It's harder when you got to imagine the numbers and remember it. Simplify the expression. 4 m + 5 + 2 m. I got to see it. If I see it, I could do it. That's what I said. So So now let's break it down. That's what we're saying. So to break it down, the M and the two is what you have to put together. Y and then you and then the other ones is what you put that together. Yeah, there it
20:20 is. Okay, algebra, guys. Write it in the comments. I do algebra already without even knowing what algebra is, so I invented it in my mind. Also, what is that? What do Okay, so where where do we use this in our adults? So, in that specific scenario, they're just teaching you, they're just training you to make sure you add apples to apples and oranges to oranges. So, if there's M or N or A or A, like you, the A and the A's go together, the B's and the B's go to they're segregating. Yeah. That's what they did to my people. Main concept. Exactly. We're good at it. That's what y'all did to my people. Divide and conquer. We've been mad.
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