0:01 yeah it's like whoa it's heavy heavy that's crazy it's awesome dud thank you bro hey and I never had that kind of love I know but that's why she's a gem [Music] though welcome back to JK news out of the closet Joe is springing out of the closet he's prining something welcome and he is going to talk today about getting hella hella married hella Mary I never actually told the story exclusive breaking news cuz like you guys I think Hannah was here too that where we talked about like getting together as a couple right I'm not sure I forget now I think the last real video we talked about anything like this is when Steve was responsible for your breakup with Jess yes and that did that
0:52 video did really good people love the drama I took account yeah and cuz you wanted me for yourself you that's it horny bastard out the closet d series ever stream is consider legit Street please consider I never really like even talked about why I married Hannah oh yeah that's true I don't even know why cuz like I joke around and say like yo the tax benefits of having a dependent is awesome you know it honesty yeah and I joke around and say uh there's a poor immigrant girl that needs a green card from a impoverished island nation that would have been my assumption to be fair and I needed to rescue her from her situation we have a parlay on this so keep going it was either that or the salad tossing I don't know yet dude I mean that is a yeah oh yeah she's a very down girl but like I think since we're getting kind of real like there is
1:43 a there is a there's a more like boring but real reason and it kind of ties into what I've been talking about for the last several episodes and so um the last time we left last episode we left off with me doing JK and and there's a whole journey from that right transitioning into this person that you guys know today joking around and goofball and you would have never known my past if I never talked about it and uh fast forward to yes you you know people my fans everyone's seen me in a couple of different relationships and I think it got to this point where yeah I was getting like kind of older in life and and and my recent one was you know pretty long and we're both in our 30s and it just kind of felt like maybe I'm just not a relationship
2:35 type of guy and maybe I just can't commit to anyone and I'm not capable of any love and I I thought I'm damaged in a way where like thinking about my past and I I can't let anybody in and all of the exes that I've had I felt so Mis misunderstood by them and I probably misunderstood them too no question to the point where I just felt like well it's a lot of work to try to you know meet in the middle so I was like I'm going just ████ ████ travel the world bro like it's the easiest thing to do and this was 2019 I got out the relationship and it was like so fun I'm like out there traveling ████ snowboarding to my heart's you know content I would ████ land on a landing strip of like ████ just it was
3:27 just a wonderful time by the way my favorite in that era is you would open JK stories with me and Daren every time and shout outs to Darion dude like you what I'm talking about this was during a time when all of y'all were like you had family you had friends you couldn't you couldn't go I moved to Vegas you were ████ off I had no one to hang with and not only that like some of you guys did want to hang but then you were following quarantine rules cuz you had family me yeah but Daren didn't have family I didn't have family um and right after Co you know like I didn't I just didn't have anybody to go out with and but but not cuz he's like a rebound dude but like literally he was one of the best adventure friends I've ever had he knows how to have a good time we have
4:18 a similar energy when it comes to traveling he wasn't you rebound dude okay can people just get over that no people keep saying in the comments people just won't stop saying it top comment on this video for sure parlay parlay it did seem like you guys were just too peas in the podt like you f it seemed like from the stories outside looking in it was like you found your match of like oh you guys are just climbing rocks you guys are doing wild ████ two pieces pots literal like you guys were in the same like little ████ canopy sleeping you know what I mean no question no we had a little Squad we had you know other people that were like I ain't doing ████ I don't have to go you know whatever and we were traveling the world whatever having a great ass time and so like there comes a point though like when you can indulge like in so much right and it's funny cuz I call this my entire retirement phase where I had the most money I've ever had
5:10 I had the most freedom I ever had and I think I thought I wanted this where I thought I wanted like this freedom but then when you chase like Pleasures all the time it gets to a dark place cuz like how much like if RIP by steak is your favorite steak it loses the novelty if you have it every day so like before I felt restricted and I always blamed like oh I'm so busy so I can't go snowboarding Co was the time that I was able to do whatever it's like I'm single now I could ████ whoever I want I could snowboard whenever I want I can do whatever I want and so it was just this selfish every day I'm going go here I'm going to go to this country I got this girl lined up I'm a ████ bust nuts and then I'm going go eat this food whatever eat this ████ and she's a hooker I don't give a ████ right and
6:01 then so I my favorite Joe it was my favorite I pay the hookers and then I eat them and I eat them and I finger them in a butt fig that out because you're a man of service teach your class about that and then I and I send them a gift card saying thank you very much after I eat them out yeah generous love and it was it was literally fun but you know how when they talk about this whole like hedonistic lifestyle and then when you chase Pleasures you become a slave to your pleasure and I didn't really understand what that meant up until I felt empty and the novelty wore off and so like it got to this point where I was like I don't really know what I'm doing but this feels good and I'm just chasing one thing after another I'm chasing another girl I'm chasing this other meal and then like it seems
6:53 probably really fun from the outside but there was a point where it got so normal to the point where it was boring M and then the the dark thoughts set in of my past that I didn't deal with and so I'm like in Europe getting a ████ ████ from a girl I'm dating but I'm like thinking about a family member that did me wrong or whatever wow parlay it got you harder though didn't it no what this B just said parlay as if that was one of our bets you were thinking of a family member while getting AED I didn't know it at the time but I was like so specific getting into a weird a tough B addictive place like I remember like I was dating this girl and I and I told you about this one and and and it was getting serious like really serious like I and I had the ick really early pick up
7:44 girl the girl yeah the girl that ████ slapped the living life out of me during sex and remember she had a fetish of beating me the ████ up while we were ████ oh of course that's going to trigger some ████ dude cause you flashbacks cuz you were like I used to get my ass beat all the time so don't ████ beat and that's how it's full circle like I was eating her out one time and she's like oh feels so good so passionate she grabbed my hair and I was like I want to ████ murder this ████ and I was like oh my God I got to get away from this did she like it back if you were to hit her or no she probably would maybe but golden he's not hitting back in a sexual way no I think he's picking up the fork and trying to stab her ████ yeah so it was like what the ████ is this gold th some boxing gloves at her it's gold dude I wanted to kill her like I wanted to ████ bang her head against the ████ showered wall it was a different
8:35 like it went it went straight from horny to murder and I had to go like ████ I'm going to a different room and she's like what happened and I'm like I was like you just can't put your hands on me like I can't do that kind of kinky play who yeah cuz I was like I I never had that feeling of like wanting to hurt someone I care about Daddy has trauma was she European yeah what part uh Eastern exact so she's she's pretty fiery Slovakia brother wor torn and ████ and she was bro she was super sweet like and I I and it's it's it's a tragedy it didn't work out but her fetishes and things that she liked was a trigger of mine that the recipe was just horrible we got into an argument cuz the she did it again but she couldn't resist she was too horny and she just ████ whacked me across the face yeah and by the way cuz she's
9:26 like your ████ mouth game's too good by the way though of all the things for a woman to say to you I was too horny that's pretty much a Joe thing that's a Joe thing to say never said that to two peas in a Potter I mean ex didn't work out yeah but I think after that it was just a ████ well that didn't work out and I thought it was going to work out cuz we were uh it was a very passionate relationship and was was that like after that that's when it it didn't work out pretty much it fell apart pretty quick I think I think so but at the same time I don't think I was ready for relationship because I was also becoming like a sex addict like I remember I busted a nut in the morning with her and my friend um wanted to meet up at Amsterdam and we went to Amsterdam and then we had some weed and he bought me a hooker I ████ the ████ out of that and came in like a
10:16 minute and then I went back to the hotel room and I jacked off and so I was just constantly coming and not in a healthy way cuz it was like an appetite that couldn't be fulfilled it was like compulsive yeah yeah compulsive it was very it was it was like I got to this point where I'm like there's no um what do you call it like it's just it's just like this addictive like there's no meaning behind the S is life just busting nuts yeah I'm just coming all the time and like there's nothing behind it stop yeah why me I'm on a come train you know God life is crazy you son of a ████ and you blew it up you BX yeah it was it was just it was just a really nothing was filling up whatever void I had no matter how many times I came you were filling up voids all the
11:06 time more you got to bounce it out with Stakes bro you got to go wag you you got to go yeah skirt maybe try on a Tuesday skirt day and I I'm sorry like it's funny cuz like if you know my relatives are probably going to click this and I'm sorry but not just the truth but they might be impressed they may be like Hey Joe was doing well for Joe was like blowing some Bloods I I didn't know is blowing that many ropes cuz the thing is Hannah actually like just saved me from a life of degeneracy wow cuz like I saw where I was going and there was no Direction it was just chasing pleasure right so like when I was talking to her it was just another hookup my friend was like Hey I'm dating this girl in in London um come come come hang with me I have this like three-bedroom apartment
11:56 I'm bored just I have extra rooms and I was like sure so I went over there and I was already talking with Hannah on Instagram at this time yeah and I had a couple of girls just lined up and I was like I'm just going to have go back to my old ways just have a ████ dude UK tour yeah sick never had a ████ fest remember all the videos during that time Steve would always be like the fans are not safe # the fans are not you know what is so funny too at that time even the girls I hooked up with would play along with your bit that's so crazy insane she goes what number fan am I that's so ████ legendary if you want we can cut this out but Joie had a conversation one time he's like dude he's like you're blowing up my ████ spot he's like no
12:47 yeah yeah he's like you're born in my ████ spot he's like he's like all these fans come up to me they're like hey like which part of the which part of the game do I get to be and I'm like I'm like I get what you're saying I think ultimately I'm like sounds kind of sick by the way you're like super you got me late so many times you're like super wingman thank you very much you know he learn the way and and the coolest thing was everyone was just so open and honest about it they're just like let's hook up it was just straight up like that by the way we used to do these live streams too where we did a dating show we did a dating show where it was like Hey meet Joe all the stuff and like literally got him La so easy and then and then I was like cool you passed this part of this phase of the test I was like the next place you go to is into Joe's DMS and then it was just so ████ easy okay so this is what
13:38 shocked me we had a dating show right cuz it was like a whole game we were playing we were sponsored and this guy would open up with will you eat Joe's butt it's the first question I'd asked he had like five eight women say yes on the first question and then I was like oh my God I feel like so embarrassed like your but f right the fans weren't safe and your butt wasn't yeah first time in long that was a super fun time but like it's funny that this video is still about Hanah it is and we haven't even got to that point yet cuz we're just you know the buildup is important talking about what a scumbag I am and so yeah so I I'm I'm I'm about to go to London and all that so um and then I meet her and after you know we meet I don't want to date or see anybody
14:28 else immediately just the first interaction you're just like she's it by the way that is how you're built I know that for a fact yeah that is how you're built 100 100,000% there was a level of familiarity and comfort that she just gave me that I've never felt before and um also like I woke up in the middle of the night and like I was some like I guess I've been having like panic attacks and morning anxiety where I just wake up and I'm just my heart's ████ beating I didn't know that cuz I'll be half asleep so she'll just be petting me and she goes oh um you woke up with a nightmare or whatever I'm like really wow and then so I I wouldn't know what's happening but then she was the kind of like first person to kind of put me back into this like comforting Place nurturing damn yeah so timing on that
15:19 too crazy that woke me up to like a whole journey of like wait a minute like what why do I have these anxiety attacks in in the middle of the night and I always was an insomniac cuz I think I was avoiding sleep cuz I think these things would happen since childhood and it's probably all linked to what we've been talking about the violence the scaredness the the whatever people petting you while you're sleep the petting bro that was ████ it kind of all ████ makes sense though yeah but with Hannah none of it phased her and like we would just everything was an adventure with her everything was like let's do this this ████ yeah and then we would just like it would be one after the other of a of a person that would ride or die literally like let's go eat this ████ yeah let's do that come on and then we would just like push each other on
16:11 and so nothing was serious and I think I needed that and I think she needed that too and she would laugh about how like you know my my uh I'm not my my future is I'm going to be one of the third or fourth wives to a rich saudy person and I'm that that's like an older bit cuz well cuz remember that the Saudi guy wanted to like he was like hey I'll sponsor you to come oh no no that that's she this is her own thing oh that's funny so funny she she she was jaded about relationship too she at this point you know like you're working in entertainment she's in London like she's just dating hell you know like it's like she has no faith in the dating game same with me right and we both never even thought about long-term relationship with someone so far away it just was
17:01 impossible it was like hey what a great hookup got it and so I think for her she was like you gave me no reason to quit and I was like yeah same here it just kept hey let's go here let's meet here let's try to see each other let's talk on the phone every day I just like your presence something about it is so calming and um when the effortlessness of it and how easy it was was like very unbelievable cuz it wasn't like I want her to be my wife like when you're in high school right you plan it all out yeah it was more like this is casual but you make it so easy that I don't want to go away and so for her she was like yeah uh she jokes around about this all the time and she's like I would have never married
17:52 anyone and it's like she's like um you like is the only person I probably marry and I probably won't marry again if you if something happened not even if a Saudi Prince comes by pretty big she said the only reason why is is because she's like she's like she doesn't have to deal with the attention and then she'll have a good life and then she could just focus on her Arts so it's literally like a good sugar baby situation you have to ████ the guy all the time so she had a really I mean and that's a defense mechanism too both of us are like somehow kind of jaded and hurt and thinking that we just go through these failed relationships she's never had a boyfriend but I think she has a high standard of men cuz she has three brothers and a solid dad that stayed with you know in the family and military
18:42 dudes yeah and and so I think her image of a man is like a lot of guys can't live up to those things so you know being in London around a bunch of like more entertainment guys she's just like y'all are ████ weird yeah are you going to play piano at 2 in the morning she said that the kind of guys that she grew up with was like rugby guys you know Blue Collar dudes and she's like yeah those are the guys I had crushes on yeah so when I went to London and she's very like she presents feminine but what she likes is not that yeah and so she's like I grew up with my dad like being a a rugby player and and just ████ being a wild boy and my brother's a special guy and and he you know he was going in and out of jail so
19:33 it was like a perfect nurturing soft person mhm that understood me so she didn't feel threatened by me she felt like oh poor baby yeah so uh because her brother went through the same kind of upbringing that I did in a life around violence and all this stuff I think um I was very familiar like my personality was something that she didn't feel um was like I don't get this guy so okay so like I think in the past um if I was told to open up to like an ex or whatever right um I'd get punished for opening up a lot of the times cuz I think they might not like what I've said or how I was thinking Hannah was the first person that let me completely be
20:23 myself and she completely understood and didn't make it about how she was offended or how I hurt her when you're being yourself how explain that to people um sometimes she asks me stuff and I just go off on a tangent and and I and I need to work things out yeah and then some stuff a lot of stuff is not like I don't know what I'm thinking but I'm just throwing out possibilities and I shut down a lot in my past relationships because um I can't even do that like if I said something wrong or maybe I said something that made them feel like I was talking about them or whatever it was you know there's all these examples of like you know like I think it just scared them you know and and they weren't ready for the stuff that I was thinking about but Hannah every single time just understood completely and like she was probably the
21:15 only person in my life that helped me work out a lot of my ████ very quickly so like she's just um very intuitively good with human beings she can read people really ████ well like she's she's an autist when it comes to that definitely I agree and so for me I don't think I'm always the best at explaining certain things and maybe I don't even know myself but uh for her she was really good at helping me like become a better version and also work through my ████ isn't it big when people want to understand you though oh that's 100% like when you said earlier about when you fight and you want to understand each other that's us like they're are moments where we go off and be prideful but at the end of the night though I have to I have to give her the
22:07 props that she's always the one that goes I wish you gave me the patience that I give you and I'm like ████ deep cut wow and I'm like you are the loving one and by the way it just because I said that doesn't mean I'm a ████ Saint at it it's just like that's the that's the rule that's what you're trying to achieve right and I think she gives me the benefit of the doubt I think I'm not using this as an excuse but I see the pattern like it's it's it's if I'm activated and triggered she's my enemy and then I'll go off and then I'm just like throwing her away and then it pains me to come to my senses and go oh ████ I I I'm doing the same ████ my parents did I'm I'm attacking her in different ways cuz I feel hurt she'll never do that to me wow so I'm screaming at her or whatever and then she'll I think she's just like instead
22:58 of screaming back she'll just be like you know um this is tough because I know you're not doing this to me you're doing this to your mother and you're doing I'm your father godamn dang she says how she's so mature like so aware like that emotional intelligence IQ up through the roof Bud damn through the roof but then it's like yeah it's like whoa heavy heav sh that's crazy it's awesome dud thank you hey and I never had that kind of I know but that's why she's a gem though but that's why she's a ████ G but even when we met Hannah for the first time I was like dude she's perfect for Joe it lot away like the first time I met her I was like oh dude she's like next level you know for her to take that but still try to make it like try to help me
23:49 is like dude it's like I've never had anyone she just loves you yeah that's what that's what it is I never had unconditional love so that was tough cuz I can't give that back to her cuz it's hard to accept it already it's already hard to accept yeah cuz she's like you know like when I do wrong it's almost like um she'll say ████ like when I do wrong it's almost like you you um you hate me it's like I'm a different person and I'm like ████ I I don't want to yeah how do you work through that part like does it take a while she accepts it so she's like okay I see how this gear doesn't always work on the clock but I just got to grease a little bit and then it works and then over time right I think yeah it's it's she loves me so much that she's willing to have the the patience for me to fight myself it's really what
24:39 it is wow yeah it's awesome but after that it's like yo yeah legit yeah legit that's why I married her I know hey you got lucky bro seriously it's awesome she did too she did too you're you're the ████ Gem of a human being I tell I tell everybody that so can you just real quick show me how to throw an office so like where do you pick it up to get that kind of distance the Bas yeah awesome dude thank you man thank you thanks Joe thanks you want to you want to close up this whole series so guys this was ultimately a series that was incubated by Bart Quan but um I think credit to us we really delivered on it it's not easy
25:30 honestly it's hard to have everyone open up be an ideas guy but ultimately people have to deliver and that's what happened today and yesterday is that people really delivered on the premise yes it's not like when David calls Jo says why aren't the ████ bathroom's clean what the ████ are you even doing yes sir yes sir I'll pick it up sorry sorry sorry yeah this is different this is like you know Bart had an idea and we executed it brilliantly and yeah nothing else nothing else you can really say about it except we actually I actually would love to respond to all this I think we kind of have time right now 6:40 we're out early so we're going to respond to all this in a sec with all of you so we'll be back
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