0:00 feel like I'm getting to that age where like you just give less. Yeah, dude. By the time I'm 50 Oh, yeah. I might just ████ on myself. Why does he Why do you need to do that? Welcome to another episode of Careful Boys, where I'm going to force you to think back to some like things you may not have uh thought of in a while, but what is the most superficial thing that turned you off about a girl in your life? Oh, dude. ████ anything. The hair on the lip when I was in elementary. You know what I mean? Is that superficial? That's pretty legit. No, it's superficial. I think it's superficial. Pretty superficial. A a girl with a mustache. But you could change it like that. A little bit of peach fuzz. But it's like imagine if she's has like a amazing character, personality, but then she's got that. That's the dealer. That's how like as
0:51 youth we were thinking like that, you know. Bro, when I was in high school, if a girl had hairy arms, I was like, I can't. Yeah. Yeah. Legit. A little furry. I remember you you used to say that you when you were like still single you had the dumbest nitpicks about girls. Yeah. I would just be like oh her her eyes are too far. I don't know. I can't even think of them right now. But it was like any reason for she didn't have the golden ratio. Yeah. Yeah. I would just be so picky. You know what's really really weird now that I'm thinking about that when like let's say like a white girl had like hairy arms I would be like huh like I don't know about that. But for some reason when like Indian girls had hairy arms you were into it. I accepted it because it it just felt like that was appropriate. Maybe because they're finer. So you been with a ton of Indian chicks? I don't know. Huh? Is it because they're finer? Do that. Maybe it's the exotic nature of it. It's just like everything's supposed to be different anyway. So my What if you pull her pasting insane bush? Would
1:42 you be like, "Oh, this is just Indian." I think anybody with insane bush is insane. That's crazy. Turn off. Insane bush. Yeah. You know what's Look at this guy while he says that ████ He's like, "You think I don't know about a little bush?" I don't think I think I only went through a short phase where I really wanted it clean, actually. Oh, really? Cuz you know how like there was like a phase where everybody was like, "Yeah, I want that like Brazilian." Oh, I like that ████ Yeah, I I enjoy it, but I think I went through a really short kind of needed it with early Y2K lowrise jeans. What do you like? What do you like? You like it when it'sing kind of like a little bit of you got a landing strip? Uh, I don't think I need anything particularly as long as it's just not like insane bush. What if it's like your your chin right now?
2:32 What if it's like my chin right now? Yeah. Oh, that's an insane bush, dude. Yeah, that's that's insane bush. That would be like go if I got to use my hands to find something. I'm good. They called that a hot tea. Like I don't want to be like flossing my teeth while I'm down. Oh, dude. Come on. Like a goatee, but it's a hoe. So, it's a hot tea. like your little soul patch thing. Uh, I don't think this is that long at all. Yeah. What about Joe's soul patch? I think Joe Joe's a little bit long. Yeah, mine's lush as long as yours. What did you just say right now? Mine's long. Mine's a schlong. What other What's something superficial that you were like superficial about with a girl? Uh, smell. That's not superficial. That's not That's legitimate. If that ████ stank, ████ throw away like it's garbage. This may not be relevant, but I there was a girl I used to sit behind.
3:22 No, she'd sit behind me in class and she was cool. I I didn't think she was attractive or nothing, but anytime I'd be eating something, she'd be like, "Can I have some?" And I used to always be like, "I ████ hate you." What is she to eat at home? Because she was impoverished. I used to be like, "Don't ████ like I used to get so mad at her back in the day cuz she would just be like, "Oh, can I have some? Can I have some?" Like be all in my face and ████ She hasn't ate ████ lunch, dude. Yeah. I'll be like, "Yo, yeah, you can have some." But like I was so mad about. But what if she was fine though? Then then tomorrow you bring you bring a ████ extra snack. She wasn't ugly. She wasn't ugly. It was just like sound like the quirky one. The way she talked, I just got like I wanted to ████ punch her. She sounds fat to me. No, she wasn't. She wasn't. That just means she wasn't that fine. It was irrelevant. Okay, that's not the same. Cuz the finer they are, the more annoying they can be. The finer they are, you make excuses. I
4:12 remember I was like that pushover loser that had food that people always just wanted to steal from me and they knew that I was too nice so I'd give it to them. And I remember when like the nerdier looking girls or whatever would do it, I'd be like but like if ████ the cute girl like want to just free love, I didn't care. I was just like Uh-huh. See, the finer they are, the the more they can get away. So when you were chubby too? Yeah. Basically freshman and sophomore year of high school, I was chubby and they were stealing your food. Stealing your food. He didn't need it. Like, were you eating at home? The way you said that, I was like, none of these girls ate at home, dude. Yeah, I got pissed. They helped me lose weight. Yeah, that's They treat high school like it's a Costco sample day. Here's something I was randomly superficial about. Uh I didn't like it when girls had black uh nail polish. Oh. Oh, I like that. I like
5:02 that ████ I know there's nothing wrong with it and I'm like power to the people that like do it. I I was just more like I'm not into it. I like those gothy, dude. That was always my ████ I get it. The the the the I like bar. I like them like high. You can't be like gothy though. But you can't just be like regular than Oh, that's true. I had weird preferences. There's this girl that I was talking to in college. She was pretty hot and everything was cool. And then I found out her detergent because of like some weird like ████ skin condition. She has to go with some hypoallergenic ████ made out of oats. And I was like, "What the ████ bro? That's the most autistic ████ I've ever heard in my life. What the ████ I'm like And then I for some reason how mad you got right now was crazy. That went into the um you know like those cartoons. So crazy how mad you got. That was like Asian gangster mad. But you know like the cartoon ████ thought bubble. It started going. So you're
5:52 telling me every time I hug you, I'm not going to get to have a nice smell from a girl. It's going to smell like oats. ████ oats and hippie ████ flavor. I'm like it smelled bad. It didn't smell I didn't even know what it smelled like. It's just the fact that she told me that's how she did her laundry. I don't even know why we're talking about that. I was like, "You ████ use like germ oil, damn. You got oatmeal?" I'm like, "You got ████ germ oil extract for your ████ clothes detergent when so funny, dude. You're disgusting, bro. Your face is crazy right now." Remember middle school when girls had like Cheeto dust on their fingers? Oh, yeah. I expected it from guys, but I was always very sexist about girls being clean and I was like, I would have licked it off her fingers. You know what I super hated? When uh girls who wore like flip flops or slides and then like their foot was
6:44 all dirty and they took their foot out the slide and you see the foot imprint? I was like in public. Really? Third world fashion already. Like what's going on with that? Where you live in America? I think I got squeamish the older I got because I was pretty ████ feral in high school and I was disgusting more than ever. Mhm. But like very little things turned me off. But the thing that did was bell bottoms. Wait, flares. Everyone wanted that. That's the thing is like it was weird. I didn't like it. I'm not into either. It was I don't care about it now. I just don't know. It was it was specifically the uh spandex material type where it actually looked kind of nice cuz the butt's all tight but then it flares out at the bottom. I don't know why but when when I saw that I was like grossed out.
7:34 It's a waist cuz girls ankles can be kind of cute sometimes. Yeah, maybe that's what it is. really weirdly particular about that cuz like everybody was trying to wear bell bottoms um and flared out pants, but if you had flared out pants that were like shorter so that they like the the bottom was like over here versus like lower to the floor. If they were shorter bell bombs, I'll be like Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Like it's the way they wore it. It was weird. It always dragged to the floor a little bit. Dragging to the floor I thought was a look a cooler look for the bell bottom. Did you like those like uh short pants that like stopped at right below the knee? Yeah. ████ Capri? Yeah. Oh, I remember those. Like they call them like pedal pushers. Oh, yeah. I know what you're talking about. Um I wasn't a fan of those. I like them. Um it was like All right. You know what else would ████ tick me off?
8:25 Like when girls would talk about ████ and they like miss like they say like Honda Corolla or something. It would ████ feel like someone's scratching on the chalkboard. Don't you know Corolla is made by Toyota Corolla? Like when people mix brands and ████ I'm like, "What the f███?" Like the sound like I'm like ████ They can't talk to you. This video is called Bart comes out as autistic. That's really good, dude. Like I would just hear things that didn't go well, you know? I'm like, "What? That don't match." There was There was a kid at a car meet with the same feeling when people didn't know their own VIN numbers. Oh ████ What? He was autistic. Come on, brother. You have it memorized. He was He was actually autistic, though. Who the ████ 16 digits easy? He was He was like He was this this car guy's autistic son. And he would go around asking people like, "What's the VIN
9:15 number?" And if you didn't know, he would go and then like walk away. Dude, that's probably me. But I just felt it on the inside. Yeah. I felt it on the inside. Yeah. Cora. The Cora. He's probably walking around like, "You guys are so dumb." Yeah. I just don't know your name. Like anything that was mixed like that, if if she was like, "Oh, you know that Disney character, uh, like Marvin the Martian," I'm like, "Oh, they're not even the same world. Oh god." Oh, yeah. Okay. Branding mishaps. It would ████ me up. That makes sense. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation, and this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas, and also tap into our closer community by
10:06 joining our Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon. Help us out. Thanks. See you guys there. Say hi to me. There was a girl that I was like almost dating a little bit. Anthony knows her. And then uh at one point she asked me, "Who's this um what she say? Who is this Osama Hussein everyone's talking about?" Oh my. Osama Hussein. Oh ████ Osama Hussein. Barack Obama. Bin Laden. Yeah. And after that I was like, "Peace, dude." Sorry, I need a wordly chick. Sorry. That's crazy, dude. Oh, you don't know who Bin Laden is or Saddam? What year was this? She's like, "This is 199." That was like two No, this was like 2010. Wa. Oh, wow. 2010. That's That's late, brother. That's too
10:57 late. You should know who Osama Hussein is. I remember when I had like uh braces. Um it's funny because like you know when you look at you have braces, but when you look at a girl and she has braces, you're like, "Oh, no. I want you to have like nice perfect teeth. I don't need you. I only need two of us that have braces." Yeah. What are we going to get caught? like ████ trying to trying to kiss. But if a girl had braces for some reason, if she also had rubber bands. Oh, I thought that was cuter. Cuter? What? I don't know why. One. Dude, you're the only guy ever. Oh, I hated her. Like when they have a list, too. They talk on the sides of their mouth like that. Yeah. I like it when they have the head cage for their braces. I used to have that. Like they had jaw surgery. I used to have a head. You like it when girls played with their retainer when they go that right there is tough. Sit in class.
11:47 is going. You like that? Is that sexy? No, I don't like that. Is age superficial? What? Go for it, bro. What do you mean? Here we go. In what way, though? So, I remember when I was 12, there's this cute ass chick that moved in across the street. And then I found out she was 10 and I was like, "F███, I want to talk to her." But then I'm like, but she's 10. Obviously, now 2 years is whatever, right? That's like a 20 year difference when you're 12. No. Cuz I was like, it feels like a lot. Yeah, cuz at that time me and my friends are already like hanging out like trying to try trying to be cool and I would see her ride a bike. I'm look at that ████ 10-year-old riding a bicycle. Ah, that's cruel. But then you're looking at it a lot. You're like, I kind of feel good when I look at you. I got to have a life with her. 10 2 years ago, though. Yeah, because 12 is such a different feeling than 10. I know. Yeah, cuz
12:37 that's junior high and elementary difference. That's a huge difference. But is that bad? Is it bad to see a 12-year-old and a 10-year-old holding hands? No, I don't. Depends on the maturity level. I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so. If they're cousins, yes. Are they Are they by Is it like biracial? What What year is 12? Is that sixth grade? Seventh. I don't remember. Sixth. Sixth grade. So that means like a fifth grader and a sixth grader or or fourth grader. So 12. I think I was seventh. So it would have been seven. Seventh grader and a fifth grader. Is that That's wild to me. Yeah. That is that that's when I was that age. That was wild. It's not but pretty close. Investigated then and then discharged cuz often times I held myself back though schools. Huh? Cuz that's a different schooling system often times. But I already went to a different school. I got kicked out so many schools. No, I mean like elementary versus middle school. It is elementary.
13:29 In elementary you don't think Well, at least I didn't think of different grades. It was my class who I'm trying to date. And then and in junior high you're like well I don't want to date kids no more. I'm a sixth grader, so I want to date like my age and older. What if she's fine though to find 10-year-old? I never had that opportunity. At least when I was growing up, it was weird when I dated a grade down, but part I never dated down either. It was weird. I think I don't know. Was fine, though. Yeah, as you look back now from your adult brain. No, from my 12-year-old. From my 12-year-old brain, I was like, damn, she's fine. And then I found out she's 10. And then I'm like, ████ she's still riding bikes. But I just got introduced to cigarettes last week. It's way different. That chick from Rookie of the Year, she was hot. She's hot forever. Rookie of the year. Rookie of the year, dude. The girl, dude. Movie, dude. Pull her up. Pull her up. Pull her up. Pull up. The girl from Rookie. She's hot
14:20 right now. And I'll say that as a 39year-old man, dude. Well, she's probably like 50. She's probably the finest 10-year-old you ever saw. But she was this girl. The blonde girl. Yeah. Absolute SL. What the ████ How old is she in that movie? Becky in the movie? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Becky, dude. Let's go. Oh, she was in the Mighty Ducks, too. Why? Oh, she wasn't hot in that movie cuz she was wearing hockey pads the whole time. She was also in Men in Black Too. She's Men in Black Too. Who's she in Men in Black T? Hockey stuff that there's no way I ever pull up the rookie of the year image. We got to see her as a kid or what do you want? Oh, yeah. I would love to see her as a kid. I mean, this is like Yeah, I get it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's pretty. Yeah, but I want to see her as a kid. I want to see her as when I saw her when I was a kid. Yeah, she's Does she look like your sister? Is that why? That's Mighty Ducks. She's really pretty. She's in Mighty Ducks. Maybe
15:10 her. Oh, yeah. ████ watching that all day long. She's cutie. Yeah. Well, dude, all day. All day. How old is she right there? I wouldn't let a minute go to waste. I don't know, dude. Imagine. So, imagine you see her as a 10year-old and you're 12 and you're like, man, is this wrong? I get it now. Now I'm with you, Bart. Now I'm in the I'm I'm in the room with you. I was like, but then she's also riding a bike and you're like, we rode bikes forever. No, those kid kind of not with them. Oh, with the tassel. Yeah, she's riding that. She's 48 now. She's riding a bike. She playing skip it, you know. And you're like, dude, we don't even do those things no more. Skip it. Yeah, she's playing Skip It. She's too young, bro. Dude, I don't know if this is a turnoff for you, but this one Armenian girl I was dating one time I was standing behind her and she was sitting down in a chair and she went
16:01 like this and I could see the tracks in her hair from the extensions. Oh, and that was a little weird. Oh, hair extensions. I get it. Yeah, hair extensions are kind of like the tracks really clearly. It was It was like a You know what it is? It was like a a turnoff because you expect like girls to have the femininity things down. Yeah. And if you think like I could have done your hair better than that. It's like that makes me feel more like bro. Crazy cuz you did hair in crazy ways. That would have made me throw up if I was in high school. See like the clip like thing like in the back. I was like what the ████ is that? Yeah. That's weird. Dude, how much you think you spent on on on moose and you're like moose? Yeah. ████ hair gel and moose and ████ You know what else I dropping ████ Okay, we got another tism one. If a girl is down to move too fast, I thought she was a ████ ████ I felt
16:51 like damn what I remember. So my junior year, my junior year, um I started talking to this chick. Yeah. Or autistic. I forgot what happened, but then she came over like within the first week of school I met her. She came over and then she let me finger her within like the first hour and then I was like, "Nah, you got to go, dude." Dude, that's I felt the same way when I was in high school. What' you say about this one like Vietnamese girl and it turned out I was her first everything and I didn't realize it. Hey, that's not good. No, I didn't have sex with her, but we did all the other stuff and I was like, "Ew, she's ████ cuz she did it so fast." But then but it turns out she just so much just liked you. Yeah, but I thought she was a ████ ████ dude. Damn, dude. I had nothing that could really turn me off.
17:41 Catch out though. What about Have you ever been not superficial? Were you ever with a chick and like you you kind of smell a little bit of poopy a little bit? Poopy girls. What are you What are you doing? What are you doing? That's gross. What are you guys doing though? I I I had bent over in my bedroom and I smelled a little bit of poopy and I was like Oh, that happens when you're butt ████ sometimes. No, I wasn't butt ████ No, not butt ████ doggy style. Like their butthole dog smell but ████ like cuz maybe she was relaxed and she let one out. I think she was relaxed for sure. Did she fart it? I don't think so. She didn't wipe her ass properly. The smell didn't really go away very quick. Did you do other activities throughout the day? Is that why? Cuz like she she had a sweaty ████ I don't remember. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We went all over activities, dude. You got a sweaty ████ You think I remember all that ████ Bro, that's tough. Yeah, tough. That's like a But you're already ████ her, dude. That's different. I'm talking about like
18:32 superficial thing. That's valid. When you smell that poop in the air, that's when you got to lock in. You got to finish the job. I did. I did. It took everything I had. It's like the Mario Brothers time is running out sound. I had the mama mentality, dude. Yeah, you locked in. You disassociated. It was almost like you were watching your own body. We have to win. Championship rounds. So, I think Bart won this one. I'm ready. Yeah, Bart for sure won. I am ready to die. That's a laundry list of Yeah, Bart won this again. Bart won. You had the best. Bart won 9 minutes ago. The longest relationship was 4 months. Give me Give me an excuse and I'll ████ break up with you. She doesn't have any with that fine ass 10-year-old. I guarantee she does. She probably has a ████ ton. Yeah, ████ ton. I just ████ forgot or something. I don't know. I can't see right to honestly. If you liked me, I thought you were a ████
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