0:00 [Music] welcome back to just kidding today we're talking about why we should probably have kids oh is that what that says that's what it says do you guys I saw what you did do you guys have a number of how many a number of what how many want children you want I mean I'm I don't even know that I'm dead set on it at all really back are you team no kid don't be selfish do you both go back and forth we both go back and forth we're both lock as hell what is the on the fence thingy that keeps making you go we like how things are we don't you know we like our relationship a lot and we've seen so many relationships crumble under the weight of kids that really interesting is it possible where if um Nikki were to be like okay I've decided I'm dead set I
0:52 want kids that you would still be like but I don't know you just go would you just like U ride I think if I came home tonight and was like I want to have a kid she would be down and I think it's the same way Vice Versa oh so you're both in like rers we're both we're both riders for sure we both just want to be with each other but we also it's interesting to think about I think the biggest thing for us we wish we could just have a kid spit it out see what it looks like and then like let somebody else raise it for a while and we'll pick it up later you guys are like 16th century Royals that's like literally what they did you're basically play Sims well because because I don't think babies are cute you don't want you don't want to adop but it's not your baby though I know so that's I know that happens to people but I people always do the baby's cute thing I'm I don't give a ████ bro I seen a baby that look just like you it look pretty cute I want to take care of it when David wanted to
1:42 hold it popped out his b baby boy out of his ████ um okay he he said that there's like an automatic reaction that's unexplainable where you're just like madly in love and you're just I don't know what the f and he keeps crying and ████ and I was like well David we all need you're a little ████ yeah he's a ████ boy but physiology it's he's not the first person to tell me that this is like some crazy biological thing that happens and it's like you don't think that that baby looks like St I put it back you put it yo what you mean looks like straight up Steve you look like you grow up to be a stud you be look like look like great show it back in show back in let it cook a little bit longer that is you bro yeah but Joe that's true
2:33 that's a cute baby dude David said it's so everyone that I've known they they just tell me this is like and it's like well then it's just the whole shift happens and you you lower your testosterone like a ████ you start growing titties you become a little ████ but it's like all worth it yeah all so Dave's having a good time right we don't know no like yeah he's uh he complains about sleep a lot but I you know what though knowing David I think he's been ready for this like I think he he's just the type of Personality where I think he is like been ready to D up cuz he likes taking care of people he likes cooking and like doing a lot of like you know stuff that's like home stuff people you know like family stuff yeah Gardens yeah but like you and Nikki are like Hobbies people yeah so I mean
3:24 David has it too but you know it's just I feel like he's always been talking about it and dreaming about it and like you know yeah you kind of knew David was going to have a baby eventually like cuz he you're right he does no that's and he and he's never shy about it right but I I I don't know it's like I think yeah I think he was like ready for it and and that's the difference it's like if you're not fully like let's ████ he was when he told me he was going to have the kid like he was like stoked on it so like I think that says a lot there was no fear or anything it was like he's stoked yeah he he knew what he wanted for sure my biggest fear is really like um I live such an unstable random life that's never grounded anywhere that I don't ever want to be in a situation where I'm like ████ dude why did I bite off more than I chew
4:16 cuz I do that without kids mhm and then it's kind of not fair cuz it's kind of like I don't want to repeat the same mistakes of well my parents were never home to be around and take care of me and then it's like am I going to repeat that that cycle of like well I can't be home cuz I ████ up and now I have to keep working like you have a latch key baby yeah or I am home but I can't even focus on the kid and I start looking at the kid as my burden and I'm like shut the ████ up I got to ████ record his Vlog right now you I mean like yeah sure so I'm not in a place where I'm like Jesus yeah you're in the Vlog but then you got to shut the ████ up I got to do it officials and stuff hey can you do that again like the funny ████ but but yeah I don't know I think it's like um also like I don't have any like I I
5:08 have the I have the problem of no one's around me as as far as uh all my families International or like hours away Pitbull yeah they're all worldwide I'm a jet Setter you know I leing the 305 how do you feel like a baby would change you though how yeah like how how do you feel like drops his titties start growing yeah he start loving soy well the change that I seen in my friends is there's definitely more like empathy toward family stuff or like when they see things that's like movies that's father son or daughter and like there's I think there's more of like oh I get that and then like they'll cry about like oh how can this guy leave his
5:59 whatever whatever whereas like when you don't have kids I don't think we're just like ████ you know that was me yeah there's more empathy calling everyone a ████ movie I was like you a ████ yeah so it made you more or you see yourself in the baby rle instead of the adult a dude like me will find his way home yeah leave me out on the street I like there's something that happens to people when they have kids and maybe this has happened to you already were they just think that their kid is like the new Mozart oh God yeah from day one and they just think like their kid is just everything that they're doing is so Advanced and like so ████ crazy and really just Jour all over themselves and climbing the crib like and I'm like and like yeah but look how it's climbing that's crazy I'm like it climbs everything climbs everything climbs I
6:49 think I feel like you pointed out with something like didn't Bart say something about like taica saying a word that was like complicated no that was David oh David said that yeah he's like I'm frustrated but then he was putting saying this about bart yeah cuz Bart's like ta is so smart he go why cuz he's that frustrated he goes why was he frustrated cuz he was trying to put both of his legs in uh he put both of his legs in one pants and he couldn't get his other ones and then he's like wait that's dumbass F I didn't want frustrated so I was 13 but he said frustrated though but he used frustrated to express my emotions just like they're in like a cult of like my kid is ████ the next motar the next ████ Liberace or some ████ I don't know Liber me I was building a crib with my buddy recently
7:39 and he's like he's like he's like I think that like I don't know man and she's like 2 years old he's like I think she's going to do like big stuff in music SI and I'm like wait why and he's like every time there's music on she's dancing and I'm like that's literally every ████ kid brother but that's what happens but that that's why when you ask why you probably should have kid like imagine living a period of your life where you got this sick ass glaze that's true you're right you're right you're right everything kids do ████ that's the blessing like oh my God like eight solids and it's a ████ but that's a big s███'s go before he wasn't taking ████ I was like you know that they put music in like every little kid show and movie and everything because the kids really like that ████ and he's like oh yeah ████ but not like my baby shoot down you know I was just like I just thought it was fascinating like cuz it
8:29 cuz it it's like what you're saying there's like this glaze it's just like who but I wonder see I don't hear this from kid number three though it's like we're we're we're witnessing kid number one experiences from all these folks right so they're obsessed this so true cuz it's like kid number three number three right no one gives a ████ whatever dude you'll be fine in traditional sense obviously the glaz gone but if you can afford it or whatever if you have kid number three you just got like three x chance that when you get old and you're about to die or whatever you need taken care of like you're not selfish you're not overburdening one kid that's true that's true but imag remember Bart when Bart's like man he's climbing everything it's like he's a little climbing Savant he's going to be the next man on
9:20 wire ta is wild though wild ████ deadlifts right now no doubt I'm talking about when he I'm talking about when he was like ████ three years old or whatever I'm like yeah kids climb everything brother like they climb absolutely every goddamn thing but all parents are like but not like my kid the way he climbs it's crazy Alpha a natural effect that happens but I think it's cool that it it's almost like you know when something restores your faith in humanity that's pretty sick that that happens but that is in your kid yeah that's pretty cool yeah and you get to be frustrated you get to be frustrated CU like Back to the Future 3 you're like yeah whatever dude you he'll be all right but like I I would assume again I you know feel free to chime in it's like maybe equal parts frustration sure but like if you have that much frustration you also probably have that much joy and love loving
10:11 experience for sure for sure yeah of course that Joy look at the joy show The Joy it's good joy and that's got to be that's got to be incredible and like Indescribable yeah euphoric yeah it's dope man like same thing again I don't have kids but like I remember when I got got like my cats and you know they're really really small and they were just pissing and ████ everywhere just ripping up stuff ████ up your furniture ████ up your bed like and you're just like why did you want this Nina yeah thr against the wall hypothetically um you know and then and then you have that one moment where this little ass thing just like crawls into your lap and accepts you as your The Protector you can't beat that yeah and you're like ████ this is better than
11:01 everything how many kids you want five now I'd be ████ thankful for one really that's what it feels like nowadays right oh it's cuz your sperm's kind of weak sperm weak my tits are growing he he's been is all over the place he's been a laptop lap guy for a long time so he's cooking them balls dude I think about that all the time like my phone's been in my front pocket for so long for DEC fny pack right on my dick I'm radioactive ball sacks when I was younger I remember I would like you know you all ████ like you have like a number in your head you don't share it with hell people but you're like this would be tight if I had this I remember thinking to myself four kids would be sick yeah ████ I know I know noisy household you have no you're ████ not even ignorant complet I was in a four
11:52 kid household it's noisy as ████ but also you're growing up and you're looking at like my my dad's got like eight brothers or 12 brothers and sisters my mom's got eight brothers and sisters so like I'm like four is like enough that seems chill yeah now like my bloodline Will Survive and and then also like I only had one sister grinded but that also meant like I was like oh ████ I'm the one who's carrying on the family name I better do my part Lee better survive it won't survive without me there was once a Lee such an unique name if your phone's bu your balls your spur counts down that's true I think I bet it is you know you know you know how you might be able to tell because I feel like the newest generation of like let's say like 19 year olds 18yar olds had phones pretty like they had electronic devices a lot
12:43 long yeah dur their develop and I don't think team pregnancy is down true in certain areas but they're potent thought they're fertile as ████ isn't uh birth rates down all over the place though they're using condoms birth rates but teen pregnancies is type of like birth rate is yeah but if you just look at the same like just Huntington Park which was the leading teen pregnancy for many years I think it's still the same I don't think they had enough time to cook them the way we have like by the time we're in our 30s we've these These are well done brother yeah we're we're already uphill without the phone situation we had a phone this big for like 10 years just about and we had every generation your dick just has to be bigger than your phone that's not happening imagine the amount of times we've jacked off man we've put gallons out in the universe you know what I'm saying down the drain gallons down the socks is I might I did a lot of cream
13:36 pies and girls didn't get pregnant so oh really yeah need protection at all and they still didn't get pregnant I am a lucky dude you don't get anxiety after though one day I might check my 23 and me and then like kids out there there might be dude can you just like feel ovulation schedules yeah no I was just a risky boy wow dude that's risky well I mean most of them were on birth control and stuff oh well that's different no protection I meant that too protection mean no protection boy everyone was on birth control I'm blessed truly blessed Che what's that thing when they get inside shoving the ████ the freaking yeah I had one that had that the that was good not turkey baster damn it the diva cup theong n whatever that isk you is rough man yeah it's rough cuz
14:27 like by our ages right the our parents generation they already had a couple of kids like what do you think is so different about our generation I think that that the uh well I think gen in general I think it takes more people to have a household survive so more people have to work yeah think so back then you think cuz I thought our parents our parents needed duel we were the generation of it was a little bit earlier than them that little bit ear I think there was more support around them though like around people support yeah you're right cuz my grandma was around I have aunts and uncles yeah so it's like cuz our generation was the beginning of the latch key kids and the Dual income where both parents had to work and stay-at-home moms was still around but it was like they were struggling
15:17 right and then now it's kind of impossible MH so it seems like yeah or it seems like it's it's just us just have to have faith and make it work but it doesn't look easy but also we buy too much avocado toast so like yeah it's the wackest but it's so much better nowadays than we have toing Starbucks we have to support the cartel somehow these ████ they love their Starbucks and it's $15 a pop every time you go you got make it home you go every day it's it adds up we got to become a b at the house you know you have to learn more um ignorant like I think our parent generation you just like it's a thing to do you never question it you just have you just ████ have kids right cuz like a lot of them too if you weren't married it was shunned upon to live together have whatever so a lot of them shock of marriage or whatever it was just a thing to do pop out ████ kids so they didn't even question it but I think for
16:08 us it's like there's no social shame to just like do any of it that's true so that's probably another not the same yeah yeah there's pressure is nowadays is like it's you're almost bad for like making people have kids like people people talk about that way more nowadays I think where they go like oh I keep getting pressure from my my mother-in-law or whatever about like having a baby also anytime you like tell your friends like oh yeah my parents are kind of pressuring me everybody else is like take your time take your time true everyone says that nowadays oh you're young you're young I'm 36 you're young you still got time we have analysis paralysis I think with it too like the same way that I do where I go back and forth because there's just so much information about being a parent out there that kind of scares people away from it I I genuinely believe that our generation we're so scared of making the same mistakes cuz as you know Millennial
16:58 men are the most involved fathers in the history of mankind right now W like how it's going to mess up our futures right and that's probably because our generation is so much more conscious of like well I don't want to ████ up and I want to be a good dad so there's spending time you want to ████ spend time with your kids we're probably accidentally ████ up be making money you think the the guys who were storming the beaches of Normandy had great relationships with their father I don't either they're they're true Patriots they lied about their age and just to ████ go to war those 14year olds killing people dud did yall know in World War II there's a special unit literally just to film the whole War we know U we know okay I'm Sor everyone knows that you saying man it's common knowledge I'm kidding we got to
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