0:00 hahaha [Laughter] [Music] all right everybody video Time video time anybody seen this video oh no not let me know like I said oh no dude the pride of Japan I like dogs oh oh is this a guy yeah a suit Jazzy boy this dog is moving funny dude that fool's Talons are crazy I want this music to get us that's a guy in a suit look how cute it is though this is like a furry thing oh is this a furry thing he's gonna ████ in a box isn't he does this Fool's face is weird it's a fake dog what do you mean it's a
0:52 fake dog look at it dude no dog moves like it's a it's an AI dog no I mean uh it's a robot dog kind of cute right if it's a robot dog it's cute if it's a guy in a suit creepy why what's a guy in a suit that's perfect why can't both be cute why is that dog five six you don't want to rub its belly huh you don't want to rub its belly I don't know if it's a guy because I'm rubbing a guy's belly I don't want a rub a guy by the way that was two f-bombs in the first minute guys we're killing it sorry me too pour me too that's probably me it was probably me oh my God ████ sucker We're not gonna make it sweat it out let it out please help us monetize this video somehow help okay so uh this this has been that video has been going viral around uh on the interwebs uh it is literally a over ten thousand dollar hyper realistic dog costume that a Japanese dude a bespoke dog pride of
1:43 Japan had made for him 10 G's and it's because he's always just truly want to live out his dream and become a dog and we gotta get better dreams you guys he does this in a way where he's also too embarrassed to tell his actual friends good he should be he should be it's called Shame he should be dude it's called bullying we'll teach you to be more societally palatable when I grow up I want to be a dog just here's the thing you could be a dog if you want to be a dog that's fine just don't tell anybody about it exactly I would argue that I would argue that bullying causes this ████ in Japan because there's so much bullying there that then they end up doing queer they double down but that's kind of that's so different than like if this was in America they would be like I'm a dog you must now call me a dog that's the entitlement they got to go to the DMV and have a dog and I should go I should get for this the pronouns are good boy
2:36 you're a good girl dude that's so different that he's like I couldn't tell anybody wow weird yeah you shouldn't so so it actually is kind of like one of the words that are used to describe such a costume disturbing escapism weird that's like what they say about yeah if you like playing video games for freaking 24 dude play we play Nintendogs yeah I played the dead dogs followed with everybody saying freak is you think that's a product of bullying is that we said I think so why didn't he severe but I also I think like so like you think if he got us no I think he does that because he gets his ass kicked yeah no way
3:26 there's no way because I got my ass kicked a lot so I know if I wear that I'm gonna get my ass kick some more so I'll keep my costumes far away from me dude I accidentally wore a ninja costume early too early so like the day of like School Halloween was like the next day and I showed up with a ████ ninja costume shut the ████ up yeah the day before Halloween yeah I get what you're saying you're saying that he should get his ass kicked for wearing this but I'm saying that he's getting his ass kicked somewhere else so he's escaping through this oh I see it he's talking about trauma okay yeah yeah I'm talking about like the bullying where you know how like you'd your definition of cool your definition of cool growing up is determined by the older kids in the neighborhood so I feel like hey you check this out I got this thing and they go what the hell I just whack yeah that's why he couldn't tell us
4:16 the problem is the older the older kid in his neighborhood was wearing this ████ that's the ████ problem he was that's a bully that's the bag this is uh the the company that made his bespoke dog suit uh after that went viral they now made a wolf suit for anybody who wants to be a wolf dude just get a dog wanna be a dog why do you want to be a dog because that means you want to be a human if you get a dog do you think there's this that's a mental thing do you think that's like a bad like a disorder yeah it should be in the DSM I think it's I still standing by he needs to get it but I mean people here like get tattooed to the point where they become lizards or like dragons they need to get there but that's cool people here wear Saddles and ████ can have hoof hands [Laughter] doesn't mean okay my point is is like I don't but this is Hardcore though I don't have a problem that he's doing it
5:07 like yeah you want to be a dog yeah sure yeah I'm not pissed off I'm pissed off I'm just saying like why do you gotta film it and then like put it up on the internet because I think I think when Japanese people get into a hobby they go above and beyond so it the dog suit looks real everything because if they did that out here it'll look janky but why do you have to upload that's the thing like if you wanna if you want to pleasure like a private thing pleasure yourself by yourself personally why did you have to reach it's like but it went super viral so that means there's clearly but you could go viral for bad things yes dude this is like a guy called this is like this is like sending a chicken your jerk off video and it's like you're welcome yeah it's like you know you're gonna love my watching me jerk it but he's jerking it to himself that video is not getting flat but he's also trying to find more people like him and he's probably done that successfully okay that's cool if you're doing meetups yeah there's a whole Community yeah do a
5:57 meet up or are they just like I I just want to know what the end goal is I think the boys [Laughter] I just think when they get into ████ they get into ████ you know like the whole low rider Community out there like oh you don't just get low riders they become Mexican like they fly the Mexican flag they have a ████ Taco Stand they got their socks so high they become thigh highs like they go they go super down do you guys think that me and Nick secretly wish we could be dog people but we have to lash out like this like like to cover I'm closeted Yeah Yeah the more hatred I see it's like I wanna I wanna rub my boy you wish you were a Cocker I want someone to feed no not not as my human form I want somebody to walk me my
6:49 Fido form dude if you're a dog what kind of dog would you be a dachshund a Rottweiler dude I think I'd be a golden retriever dude ooh that's a good pick I think I'm gonna get that Goldies are so cute though my next dog will probably be a golden retriever yeah you know what I would I would be a golden doodle in my head but I'd look more like a Golden Retriever and I'd be sad about Golden Doodle I'd probably get a golden retriever as a dog yeah I think they're my next one I just love all in Hawaii over here I don't know wherever I get a space that can be permanent what about like a human that acts like a dog they just stay in there you know what that might be a better idea because then I can I don't have to deal with all the like the the ████ to get them wherever I go yeah yeah I just buy them a ████ economy I'm not gonna walk you go ████ unzip the back ████ go take a bathroom you know you get him a service animal vest yeah how sexual do you think that is for him extremely all the way 10 10 out of 10. I think he's coming all
7:40 inside that suit you know I think uh I think it's like I think it's like I think it's a five I think it's part of it but it's not the main reason why he wants to do it he wants a belly rub so he could nut in his pants did you say he was embarrassed by it was that in the story or did I make you didn't want to be uh like uh ostracized by his friends oh so he put it on the internet really respect the fact that he's like wanting to divide it though that's cool like you don't want to put your worlds together dude that's not like I'm Bruce Wayne yeah but he's not vlogging while he's ████ fighting crime Spider-Man did Spider-Man did Nikki's childhood friend is like a dominatrix trick right and and she has a guy that like she makes work harder and like clean her house see that's a good game oh one of those guys that just ████ has a mask and a ball and he just stays with the whole time is like a human slave yeah and she doesn't she she was telling us she's like yeah I don't do anything sexual for him whatsoever I just ████ tell him to
8:30 clean all my ████ up I like this I don't like the verse version of that where they show up to town hall meetings and they like talk about all this ████ in costume yeah yeah that's crazy I don't like that like change your policies because of me right but this is cool like that doesn't hurt it did you see that one where they were doing this the lawyer was a cat he had the filter I couldn't turn it on he couldn't turn it off yeah I saw that this is the same thing this just the same thing you can't turn it up the city council meeting if they're like yo we don't let dogs like speak do you think he's like oh thank you he licks his paws yeah sure definitely ████ I just don't like how he was rolling over on one side and then he's like check out this other side dude we get a lot of pressure guy in a suit
9:20 it's impressive a man rolling over is not impressive would rather a wolf stand up on his back leg oh my God all right really dude that really is just like extreme LARPing and it doesn't ████ realistic if you if you shoot that you should be able to get away with murder yeah yeah yeah so I saw that ████ six foot wolf yeah dude it was a werewolf or something six foot wolf on its hind legs what do you want that's a direwolf but these guys are furries right essentially they're furries because those guys like to do that too I don't know if they put they categorize themselves as first I didn't know what a furry was until like I watched this one thing it was like a comic book online and then there was like these two dogs like playing and then one had a throbbing boner and then the other dog started sucking on it but then the other dog had titties and ████ like a woman's body yeah and then I was like what the ████ is this society's too
10:11 good because in the beginning the story started when they were puppies and they're like they were best friends and then when they grew up they were like human body and then she had big ass titties and she was still a dog they were going no they're like they're puppies at first and then they became older and when they were older he had a throbbing ass boner because he was going through dog puberty at indeed red rocket yeah yeah well there were wolves and then she started licking his dick and they started ████ and I was like is this the furry ████ they were talking about like and then if you scroll down it says it in the title of the video you pornhound story is just him watching porn and be like yeah I was watching this thing he's like then this chick takes her titty out and I was like whoa that's crazy this other chick starts sucking on it maybe he just immediately maximizes the window so you don't see the title I don't know how you guys browse porn but then there's the open page you're using like
11:01 an Apple TV no he's like oh my God one button you click you click you click it and then you click it and you click it right and it goes like that it's like you cook it and then you click oh it's a four-step process yeah I don't know what happened I look at pictures you know what the the difference is that furries are anthropomorphic and that's a literal dog yeah I see so it's not a furry yeah I think furries still have like they probably look at that like you're not a partner they're gonna punch me it's like you look like a combination of human and and oh out of the way I'm gonna get in the quad later I wasn't on a I wasn't on a porn site foreign [Laughter]
11:53 we had this idea for Joe talking about porn whatever and Joe's like no no that's not my brand it's like okay I can't let this go out okay bro so it's not like my name I'm a business owner now at a fine establishment I can't be tarnishing myself like this yeah I like when Ken was trying to talk about furries next to him and Steve was like Ken I swear to God laughs
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