0:00 [Music] What up, guys? Welcome back to a very special mafia episode of JK News. Bringing back those JK party vibes. We got Gio here. >> Yay, Gio. >> We got Nick, Nicholas, >> we got Aerys, >> Ariso, >> and we got the rest of the regular cast. Ryan, Ryan, Joe, me, Steve, >> Ryan, the two Ryans. The two Ryan Ryan. >> They're definitely related Ryan. So, in this mafia game, we're going to have uh one cop and that's person is trying to find out who the mafia is. Nick, >> really important job. I thought the game was I picked them and then he goes to jail. I thought >> not arresting them in the middle of the night. >> We got one nurse practitioner. >> They're trying to either save themselves
0:50 or the next person that's going to get killed by the mafia. The two mafia are trying to kill the whole town. And then villagers are just trying to survive to figure out what the hell is going on. >> Yes. >> Can my favorite role. >> Can we please pass out the cards? >> I want to be a good guy. >> You're hardly ever the good guy. >> I don't like it. >> I feel like villager is the most boring role. >> Oh, it's my favorite. >> It's my favorite role. It's my favorite role >> cuz it's like you're working together to find the freaking bad guy. >> Yeah, it's my favorite role. >> Thank you, Arano. >> I think it's the most cuz the other ones has too much responsibility. >> Yeah. >> Okay, everyone. Everyone, everyone, please take a look at your card. Don't show anybody cuz we got wandering eyes and cheaters. >> Cheater, my cheaters. >> Everyone, uh, everyone knows what they are. >> Yeah. >> Anybody have >> any questions?
1:40 >> We'll see this round. >> If you have questions, we can redo the >> to go over it. Which cards are the roll cards? >> So, ace is mafia. >> King is cop. >> Queen is nurse practitioner that failed medical school. But but they could but they could administer medicine. >> They can they can they have prescriptions. It's a respectable role. They have good money. >> Yeah. In in a rural town in the absence of a doctor, they can prescribe. >> And then uh with numbers numbers is a villager. Okay. >> Got it. >> All right. Everyone the whole town go to sleep please. Town go to sleep. Rock my baby on a tree. Okay. Sound like Marge. Will the mafia without giving away with their movements please wake up and acknowledge each other?
2:30 Mafia please wake up. Okay. Mafia please go back to sleep. Next up. Will the cop please wake up and acknowledge the camera so everyone knows who you are. Okay. cop, please go to sleep. Last but not least, the nurse practitioner who can practice in a rural town in the absence of a doctor, please wake up and acknowledge the camera. Okay, nurse practitioner, please go to sleep. Town, please wake up. You have 3 minutes to start figuring out who the mafia is. and go
3:21 >> cuz I'm stressed already. >> I got a lot of pressure, man. >> Okay, I know you're just going to think I'm not the villager this time. I'm the villager. >> All right, dog. >> Who? Okay, really? Okay, good, good, good, good, good, good. >> I hope you are. >> We have to villagers. >> Really? Okay, sick. All right, we have >> villagers. Villagers, bros. Villager, bros. >> Wait, whoa, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. >> It's everybody now. You're not >> ████ you, ████ >> You're not going to say you're a villager. Put it on both of these guys. >> I'm a villager. >> Is she the cop? Are you the cop? >> Huh? No. Well, we didn't check anybody yet, so that doesn't matter. >> Wait, wait. What kind of answer is that? >> He's getting it. He knows it now. >> We just fell asleep. >> No, we woke up. But people >> Well, we were asleep. >> So, if you have a special role, don't reveal it yet, right? Probably a good idea. >> Probably a good idea. >> I think it's time. >> Hint, if you have a special role, it's
4:12 too early. >> Not in the first round. >> Too early, dude. I don't know about that. >> Or they're the mafia. >> So, raise your hand if you're a villager. >> Why is it so slow? Why is it so slow? >> Hey, ready on 3 2 1. What number was your card? >> Seven. >> H. There's the number everyone says. >> I'm going to trust you this time. >> What does that mean? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Wait, why does it look like a bond is forming here? >> Cuz a mafia right there. Mafia. >> That's how you play. That's how you play. That's how you play. >> That's mafia. You got good. >> I'm no one when I see one. >> And you read the rules. >> That's a mafia. >> No, that was told to me over. >> You're a cop. You were pointing at me as a mafia. >> I know that was true. >> And I saved your ass.
5:02 >> We can't talk about that. The ████ That doesn't mean ████ in this. >> He does that immediately, though. He just accuses everybody. Second round. I feel like I saw the light now. I know what the ████ >> Yeah, you could play your mafia card better. >> Read the rules. >> Honestly, >> call it. If I was mafia, if I was mafia, I would just shut the ████ up and I wouldn't say a word. >> Why is you an aggressive villager? >> No, you're staring at me. >> I'm trying to get a read on everybody. That's funny. >> What about Steve? What do you guys think Steve is? >> Way quiet. >> Yeah, for sure. >> That's what I'm saying. Am I quiet >> or am I observing? >> But um >> I bet the audio is picking up that crazy heartbeat of yours cuz you're ████ nervous. >> I'm nervous cuz a girl's looking at me. I trust I trust Nick. I don't think >> Who the ████ are you to trust Nick? Why do we care what you have to say? >> Cuz I'm a villager. >> Yeah, dude. >> Mafia potentially. Maybe.
5:52 >> Maybe. >> Throwing a lot of bombs. Chucking a lot of bombs. >> Maybe mafia. We're going to put her in the maybe section. >> What are you villager? >> Sick. What was your number? >> Yeah. What was your number? >> Pretty low. >> Like a ace. Maybe. >> Good answer. >> Aris is the quietest one in this room by the way. >> So far it's true. Yeah, so far I'm just observing >> Hagawa. Everyone's being real quiet. So my theory is kind of shooting me in the foot right now. >> Also, if if you're lying to me, >> I'm not lying, dude. If you're lying to me all the time. >> Oh man. >> Does anyone on the chopping I don't really feel like there's any warm feelers out there? >> So someone's going to die tonight. >> No. So So I think maybe first night we just go to sleep. >> I'm down. >> No one voting. Okay. Okay. Everyone go to sleep. Everyone go to sleep. Rock my baby.
6:42 Will the mafia please wake up and decide who you would like to brutally murder? Okay. Mafia, please go back to sleep. Will the cop please wake up? Choose who you think the mafia is. Cop go back to sleep. Will the nurse please wake up and tell me who he would like to save. Nurse, go back to sleep. Town, please
7:35 wake up. It was a beautiful sunny day in Las Vegas. Birds chirping, rain drying before it even hits the ground. >> And Gio was taking Tao to school. >> You ████ I knew. ████ you. >> No way I was. But but but Gio was in a rush. And so so they were rushing trying to squeeze Ta through the gates before it closes >> and the gates shut on Gio and chopped her in half. >> What the ████ I knew you ████ >> It wasn't me. But >> let's go. But >> nature, but Gio had superglue in her pocket. >> Let's go, nerd. >> She pulled it out, squeezed it on herself, and she's still alive somehow. >> Let's go. >> Wick. >> Oh my god. All right, so you guys have 3
8:25 minutes. >> Suck it. >> Who wanted to kill Gio? >> Hey, honestly, the way this guy was saying, "Let's go." I know when it's enthusiastic and he wasn't being >> I know. I know. When the Pacers are dropping 20, you're like, "Let's go." >> You seen him cheer for enough. I don't want I don't spike the mics. >> I was like, >> they said enough to spike the mics. >> No. No. No. You can't use the mics. You're not concerned. You didn't have it on the first episode. Now you're all concerned. >> Well, it's the first episode. Steve on the chopping block. >> Fine. Put me on it. Put me on it. I'm not. >> By the way, you probably shouldn't kill me. Just so you know. >> Why? What are you? >> I'm not going to say it, but you shouldn't kill me. >> Okay, >> let's go. >> You said you were a villager. >> Yeah. Well, we all were, weren't we? >> Nice. I like it. >> Who else thinks Steve should be on there? >> Put me on. >> Aris is the other mafia
9:17 >> took too long. >> You guys are too trigger happy. >> I think it's Aris. >> Yeah. Oh yeah, these three. >> Yeah, dude. Way too cool for school. >> He's cool. I want to kill him cuz he's cool. >> Took a while. Sick. Sick. Sick. >> He hesitated. >> He was like, I'm sure. >> I was like, I don't know if I want to. >> Well, well, I don't know. Is that an enthusiastic fist bump? Should I have hit really hard? >> No, he didn't. He didn't want He didn't want to culturally appropriate. >> That's not my Let's go. >> We're all kind of letting We're all kind of letting Nick uh call it here. This episode is brought to you by the RP Diet Coach app. Remember when I lost over 30 lbs and got ripped for a bodybuilding show? This is the exact app I used. You can adjust your macros your way. Shift your calories from day to day between meals and get instant guidance when your plans change. You tell it what goals you
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10:59 >> That was a funny joke between people that know the rules. That's what >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got it. >> Steve. >> That's fine. >> I say Steve, too. >> You probably shouldn't kill me. >> It's probably Steve. >> I say Steve. I say Steve. >> All right. Raise your hand if you think Steve. >> ████ it. >> Damn. I'm dead. >> Oh ████ Well, you got one minute to defend yourself. >> Well, it's only Steve. >> I don't hear anyone else. Any other Any other? >> Hell no. >> Any other one? >> I voted for Steve. >> I think it's Steve and Aerys. >> I think it's I think it's Steven Harris, too. But >> in the beginning, you can only pick one maybe like lukewarm. Steve seems a little bit. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Steve's hot. >> So, Steve, you got one minute to defend yourself. Let's hear it. >> You guys are going to kill me anyway, so this is kind of messed up, but um all I know So, I I was pointing at some people and I do know that Nick is hella hella sus. Hella fire >> in real life or in the game. >> Well, he he's the one bomb throwing at me instantly, right? You guys are all about to murder me right now because he is just like that's not his let's go. It was funny. I laughed too, but like
11:50 that's it. I don't know. I think this little thin little paper thin little anorexic. >> Maybe let's do better. You know, next time after I died, do better. >> Mafia die. If not mafia, >> do better. >> We'll go. >> You look like you're doing that a black woman is speaking thing. do better. >> I don't know. Sounds guilty to me. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that sounds like a guilty guy speech. >> See you guys in hell. >> Time's up. How many How many people vote for Steve? >> Damn. >> That's majority. Steve, please reveal what you are. >> You guys just killed a mafia. >> Okay. Town, go to sleep. >> Town, go to sleep. No more discussions. No more discussions. Town, go to sleep. Oh my god, that was freaking sick, dude.
12:41 >> Go to sleep, please. >> Put a timer on yourself for it. >> Sing the whole thing. >> All right, Tom. Tom, don't go to sleep. Well, the mafia, the one and only mafia, please wake up. You are now alone. Your kills mean that much more. Who would you like to murder? Understood. Mafia go to sleep. Will the cop please wake up? And who do you suspect? Cop go back to sleep. Will the nurse please wake up and tell
13:33 me who you would like to save? Nurse, go back to sleep. Town, please wake up. Every May, there's a Filipino convention in Vegas called Filipinoama. And at Filipino Rama, there's always a bunch of like dancers that come out. And when they come out, they go hard. You know what I mean? They like to like land on their head. They like to spin on their elbow. And one time Ryan comes out and he spins
14:23 so ████ hard. His head sets on fire. Good thing someone had a fire extinguisher. Sprayed it on the head. What? But it was gasoline. So we're even crazier. Ryan, you're dead. >> All right. Damn. >> What are you? >> I was villager. >> Oh, town. You got three minutes to discuss. >> Good. >> All right. >> I I I'm cop's ████ mafia. >> How so? >> No. >> What do you mean how so? I checked you. >> Are you sure? >> It's good to know. Are you sure? What the ████ is that? >> Villagers are very skinny. I don't know. Think about it. >> Think about it. >> The game's going to end. >> I'm cop. You're mafia. >> I don't believe Joe. No, I'm just
15:14 ████ >> I was like I was like that is a >> You shouldn't believe Joe. >> I'm just ████ a rap >> because >> Are you the cop? >> What the ████ is going on? >> I'm the cop. >> We found the other mafia. >> I'm the cop. >> Oh, he's the mafia. Oh, yeah. So, is this a good time to to play my my my uh my my findings? >> Wait, then why does why is he saying he's the cop? You're saying >> cuz he's mafia. >> You're saying you're the cop. >> I'm the cop. >> I checked on this guy. >> That's ████ >> Wait, >> I got a warrant out for this guy and they said this guy didn't do nothing wrong. >> That was Now that I know how to play the game, that's what I learned. >> So therefore, Joe is lying because he's not the cop. I would showed you my card, but I can't. That's against the rules, right, Ryan Hagawa? Yeah, I definitely know how to play this guy.
16:04 >> Oh, yeah. You're still here. >> Yeah. >> So, who do you trust? Me or Joe? Cuz we both have the same thing. I'm saying Aerys is not the mafia. >> That's an interesting move. >> I know. >> I know. But I feel like now I could be truthful. >> I see. >> Unless they put another mafia card in there >> because this would be a big brain move of Joe to like come out and Oh, hey, I guess I'll put this on me. >> Hey, let's like the the other Ryan or just one Ryan. Yeah, cuz >> I mean if you guys want to psych yourself out, but I'm giving you the >> I'm giving you it. >> Well, Gio's the one I can only trust and Aerys because I am the cop. >> I'm I'm doing my job now. >> We all know Gio's not mafia, though. >> Yeah, I know. That's why I can only trust. >> Yeah, that's how you can trust me. >> Oh, I thought Okay. >> Oh, okay. Joe, >> I think I think it's Joe. >> Here we go. >> I'm pretty sure it's Joe.
16:55 >> Ryan, how's it going? >> Oh, Joe. Like he knew he was Ojo if he's saying that he's the cop. >> He tried he tried to dump it on you >> cuz he tried to accuse you now when he said he trust. >> Hey, tell him what number your card is. Tell him. So So the three >> I'm going to cover my face cuz getting too juicy. I don't want to give anything away cuz I feel like this would be a move of Joe to like come out. >> Honestly, when Joe said that, it literally took a weight off my shoulders. >> I felt so much better about my decision. >> I was like, "Thank God he said that because now I'm >> trying to win the game. Villagers unite. >> Hagawa. >> I feel like I feel like I want to kill Joe. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got to We got to put Joe. We got to >> Why would you do that? You just want to ruin the whole game? >> No. I think I want to kill Joe. >> We all have to vote Joe. Dude, >> that would be kind of fun. >> That is stupid.
17:46 >> Just Just because you played the game enough that I'd be like, "And I'm going to do my job this time." >> Oh, >> okay. >> Bye. >> Time's up. That's probably the stupidest move you guys. Definitely here. Joe on the chopping block. Anyone else? >> Not Aerys. Not my sweet boy Aris. I was wrong about that. >> Was Nick on the chopping block. >> Who did you check? >> I checked Eris. >> Is Is Nick on the chopping block or no? >> I checked Eris. >> See now. So now we just have to go with one or the other. Right. So >> he came out after me though. >> Yeah, but it would be a move of you. >> But yeah. Time out. Time out. So we got we got to stick to we got we got to stick to the format. We got to stick to the format. Is there is there another person on the chopping block? Any other person on the chopping block? >> Joe, dude. >> Any other person on the chopping block besides Joe? Joe. >> Just Joe. Joe, you have one. I'm the only one on Okay. >> So, you're a nurse. >> Okay. >> You got one minute. >> Why would I say I'm nurse when Jill's
18:37 the nurse? >> I'm not the nurse. >> Yeah, clearly nurse. >> I wish I was. >> Who the ████ is the nurse? >> Oh, the nurse is not the nurse. He's a villager. He's dead. There's a dead nurse. >> Dead nurse. >> Yeah. Go, Joe. What? >> You got one minute. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Well, I checked Eris and he's mafia. So, >> what in what order? In what order? >> What do you mean? >> Yeah. >> Who came after you? >> Who came? >> You said You said You said that they came after you, but but if you're the mafia. >> Yeah. In the middle of the night, he was chasing me. >> Okay. >> And I'm the cop and I said that. No, no, no. Yeah. >> I was just jogging. I don't know if you're a nurse, but clearly, you know, you're safe. He's safe. I don't know what the hell this
19:27 guy is saying, but he doesn't know how to play the game. >> It's true. Very true. >> Okay, time's up. Time to vote. >> Time to vote. How many people vote Joe? >> Oh, you guys ████ going to let the mafia win, dude. >> That's majority. Joe, you're dead. Please reveal yourself. >> ████ man. I thought there was one more mafia. I ████ up. >> ████ Yay! Yay! >> It only took one more butt. I thought there was three. >> Wait, so you forgot how to play the game, too. >> Damn, >> dude. And you said that that the cop came after >> I ████ picture. >> The mafia goes first. So, you gave it away there, too. >> Oh, no. I didn't I I I misspoke. I didn't know what you're talking about. >> I think it's like the cop is like accused. He revealed himself and then he revealed >> Yeah. Yeah. But then you took it as
20:17 >> Oh, wait. I'm a nurse this whole time. Imagine. >> Oh, wait. What the ████ >> Wasn't even my job. >> I keep opening my eyes. >> If there was another mafia, it would have worked. >> Um, >> yeah. >> That was fun. >> Damn it. I'm I'm such a guilty boy. It's so impossible for >> And that was what I was looking for. I was guilty. Steve was Steve, bro. Steve literally went like this. I can feel the couch like like ball up like I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I feel like I'm going to do the same thing. >> I don't want to be mom. and you know that it's only one left, >> but if there was two mafia, they were like, "Oh, ████ Wait, which one is the >> And it was good that you picked Ryan because then it made sense that it was him cuz he doesn't know anyone else and people tend to kill the only person they know in the group." So, I was like, "Ah, that's really good." >> Yeah, I guess >> you were a nurse, right? >> I could have I could have gone down swinging at Joe to protect him. Maybe
21:08 >> that's what the only my only regret. >> Well, that's why I had to turn on you immediately. >> No, I liked what you did. I knew you had to do that, but >> but I kind of I kind of killed my son. He knows how to play now. He's good. >> I got lucky. I got >> I knew you were the cop again as soon as you came out hot. I'm like, okay. >> He's like, this time I'm not going to ████ up my role. And I was like, I know what to do now. >> Who did you point at first? >> You Oh, ████ >> Well, that's why you got caught cuz he immediately called you out. I was like, >> who did you check Who did you check on the first time? >> Steve and then Aras. >> He nailed it the first one. >> He had a glimmer in like I know what to do with that. >> That's why that's why he jumped on him immediately. I wish I was in the last game cuz he would have been like okay and then done nothing. >> But when I heard him say the let's go, I was like that's not a real let's go, dude. >> Yeah, that's true. >> That was a ████ like cop. >> You got me good with that cuz that is not my let's go.
21:58 >> Yeah. That was an enthusiastic let's go. >> Yeah. I felt you were the cop. That's why I saved I saved myself on the first round cuz I know people like to kill me first >> and I was right. >> Uh and then I saved you on the second one cuz I'm like this ████ doesn't know how to play so he's for sure the cop. I think it was um if you did die, it would have been a good move with because these guys were going so hard at you that that can be an accusation. >> Honestly, anytime Gio talks, she does feel like she's defending and guilty. >> That's hard. It's a hard It's hard actually. >> Defending and guilt. She does. >> She does a great job taking the attention off of her and putting on somebody else. >> Even when she's completely innocent. >> I'm Yeah. I'm trying to figure out who I'm trying to save my crew. >> She's the nerd. >> Yeah. She's trying to sus someone else. >> Trying to peep. Yeah, dude. >> ████ yeah. >> Scary, man. >> So scary. >> Yep. >> All right, guys. Hope you guys enjoyed
22:48 our very rusty mafia game. >> We're learning the rules. >> Yeah, but it's almost like we're playing from the beginning all over again. >> We can't get through it without a mistake. >> That was fun.
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