0:00 oh they put us in camps you son of a ████ and then Koreans be like but you colonized us for like 50 years and I'm no like you guys were bold [Music] as so there was a American woman who came to India a decade ago to learn yoga and meditation and then you know couple years later she gets in like she met she meets a man she gets married she settles down however recently they had a fall out falling out and a little fight yeah a little fight and this woman was then found chained to a tree in the middle of a forest wow with a note on her um she
0:52 she then after the police rescued her she wrote a note basically saying uh I have an inability to drink any water I have um extreme psychosis which causes severe lock jaw now we know why he's mad y I need intravenous food 40 days without food in the forest my husband tied me to a tree in the forest and said I would die there 40 what day how many days was it so far uh they don't know she that's like a Old Testament Buddhism legit where you Old Testament Buddhism yeah sartha goes in the for well sadara was like grew up in a palace I'm tired of all these silks touching my skin how can I live a cruel life like an American homeless man and he goes into the forest they still live better than India and then starved for however many
1:44 days didn't drink any water and then sought Enlightenment s so wait was she trying to get enlightened or the husband's just being cruel she was trying to like learn cool yoga moves she was trying to get her tantric sex levels more intense got go through pain like the the real real Indian food yeah that's what she was but um so I guess she passed her training then huh cuz she survived yeah she lived there for many years and then yeah this is just all all happened I bet her yoga helped her in her captivity she could probably breathe through that's pretty cool I don't know if I would be able to survive 40 days uh 40 ████ days well what if she was after like what if she got fat like Buddha and she had plenty of fat is that how it works to keep her going longer you live yeah for sure that's how it is on the TV show alone dude I was just about to bring that up
2:35 that's a strategy that's a top tier Strat people people be literally putting on like 40 lbs to go start that competition cuz they know once the winter sets in they can't ████ uh go out and harvest more food or hunt and ████ isn't that what bears do that's what dud too you know that uh there was a obese dude that went on a a water fast I think he was like 300 lb or some ████ and he didn't eat for over a year I saw what the ████ and all the doctors are still like you still shouldn't do that you think he sneak sneaking cookies though probably maybe a couple I I always think those guys are sneaking cookies or some ████ on the show no on any just anytime I hear oh this cat just did this ████ for ████ 100 days he didn't eat anything I'm like you're sneaking ████ cookies no question in my mind dang so what's happening with this lady so she's how did they find her so the a bunch of shepherds which is crazy to think about they just heard her luckily like like shouting for
3:26 help said shepher and then heard her I was like that's interesting they heard yeah they her back what do you think she wrote this note before she went crazy and put it in her pocket no no she wrote it she wrote it to the police cuz of a language barrier yeah what is she American yeah that's what I said what is she the very beginning of yeah at the very very beginning but if if they can't speak English then if she writes it in English that's the same thing as saying it in English I don't disagree with you yeah and she's been there for ████ a long time think she could probably write in or something like that but she I think that's one of the you know biggest reasons why colonists should learn the language of the place that they colonize take a stand Joe love that take a ████ stand cuz when someone chained you to the tree how you going to talk you can't communicate that's so true you
4:16 can't talk to the locals I just like this the idea that like she's like oh I'm going to have such a great time and yoga like I'm going to do Eat Pray Love dude you know she said that before she got on the plane I'm going to go find myself in India no offense but it's usually your people so can you speak on behalf of why your people are constantly Soul seeking in places that like belong the rest of us I am not a ████ white woman I'll tell you they don't claim me either dude I'm a straight white male they hate me we'll never know we're ████ battle dude you're at the bottom of the to what ████ sis white male or whatever the ████ that's true I'm don't call me ████ ████ it ████ you profited off this too lady yeah like oh you're colonizer all ████ I'm like everyone colonized everybody shut the ████ up what do you think the Spaniards did dude
5:07 right me dude I'm a product of she's all Filipino why do you think my wife's last name is lios Nero but she's a ████ Filipino huh cuz of grape colonization which is also a synonym for that for sure yeah yeah I get to play both Fields though why cuz in America I'm like oh they put us in camps you son of a ████ and then Koreans be like but you ████ colonized us for like years Japan was bold as ████ like you guys were bold as everyone hates the Japanese more than the white people no but like I'm American though this true this true see it's okay but you could keep playing both sides that's the that's the game yeah that's really smart you got to be like oh no uh we weren't we weren't colonizers we were Irish with the Potato Famine and we had to run away to America I honestly think white ████ piss everybody off now no one likes white ladies nobody white ladies are the worst
5:58 you guys see that that white ladies for Comm Harris call and everyone's making fun of like those white ████ like really seen the white dudes yeah oh that is so good those guys are tight it'll be like memes of like guy ████ each other like in a circle no the gayest ████ ever fast dude those are really good yeah they're great good campaign marketing low camela excited to support her yeah we got to make sure that democracy stays alive dude I'm saying putting in someone who wasn't uh elected but yeah dude everyone hated that ████ and I think people are ████ forgetting that everyone hates her now they're all like oh I'm with KLA i'm like ████ you ████ hate her she was absent the last 3 years and all of a sudden people so was Biden dude it just shows a couple of ads some good marketing all you need is a littleit
6:49 like people have amnesia dude absolutely they have amnesia well Joe Rogan said it really well he's like it's weird cuz it's spooky cuz everyone just all of a sudden is just like they go from She's the worst vice president ever to now being like she's ████ tight well we got to vote for her yeah have you been seeing them talk about Creepy and weird like using those words and then uh so Clinton Hillary Clinton came out ████ on X writing that ████ uh if you don't want to be called creepy and weird stop doing creepy and weird ████ and then who called her out I can't remember the guy that called her out but he was like you defended your ████ uh 49-year-old husband who stuck a ████ cigar in a 22-year-old interns ████ and you covered up for him he's like you should ████ this one out lady oh that's not weird though that's just ████ tight that's loyal Top Dog loyalty I think Wanita brck one of Bill
7:39 Clinton's victims who says that he raped her like I don't know 50 years ago some ████ she also replied to that when was basically like oh I think it's pretty weird when I gotap by your husband ████ like that dude it's crazy and then all the people that end up kind of dead when they talk about the clintons or you know that's a little funny Clinton Body Count yeah bro that ████ is really scary the Obamas too man their ████ personal chef drowned but he's like a while paddle boarding on 3 ft of water he's like a experienced swimmer yeah night time and it was probably cold he just went Varsity though he probably Varsity JV so what do you think of that little sus a little bit I mean toy was right about the whole like vote blue no matter who that's why she had to leave the party cuz everyone's just like well we're going to fall in line and then it's like well why don't y'all no one can speak up and choose like that's
8:29 weird got to be honest I thought it'd be a little bit harder than this though me too pretty easy man it was so easy dude it sucks it was almost like you know like in elementary school you have that teacher that ████ everyone hates and everyone unanimously hates on them and then all of a sudden the next year comes around they're like wait when did everyone start liking this teacher she got a boob job you know what though um they're not all in solidarity like even BLM is making a petition right now where they were like uh we should actually vote who we wanted you know we didn't even have a primary like at all did they tell the white ladies for KLA that well you know white ladies for Kal Kama is always going to be like dude because of you I call her K now too and it's a problem people they
9:20 go AR what do you mean it's it's it's K Kama is what he's kma no he saying k for literally six months
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