0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys where we are very [Laughter] we're so careful we got cat back hi hello thanks for having me where you been what's wrong i'm good i recently got a dog with my boyfriend so i guess that's a huge step but what kind of dog it's a mini cream dashing i just call it a wiener dog though it's a little weird yeah yeah he's like yappy little ████ you say dashand that's how you're supposed to say it what's the right way i wouldn't worry i never i thought it was doc's hunt yeah that's what i thought how's it spelled wait d-a-s-c-h-u-n who's if they have a wiener dog they're not calling them a doc duck shoe yeah i call it a a sweet or not yeah never say a wiener dog i think it's i think i think he's a nazi really yeah the wiener
0:51 dogs yeah dude that's hitler's official dog there were nazi dogs i don't i don't know if hitler's official is the best way to say they train their dogs do i have an aryan dog because he's blonde don't be so excited wait no i don't say aryan just say like say like anglo-saxon or something make it a little easier to dye the type of his nose just a little bit of brown like a little brown patch right there like this oh that'd be pretty good yeah technically real real aryans are like north indian people what does a north indian person look like what is a real area yeah yeah yeah it's an ancient tribe it's a it's an ancient tribe in central asia so they had it wrong the whole time oh so when tila tequila says that she's uh aryan as ████ that's what she means she is kind of aryan though does she have she's indiana no she's alien dude she got blonde hair and she got colored contacts she's still alive
1:41 yeah she's alive nobody knows actually what's she up to check smoke she's a conspiracy theorist now she's like north she's like a neo-nazi conspiracy that's what looks hella north india see that's the thing about the height most people do it up here but it's actually more horizontal you know this fool stole all like all this ████ and then he ████ it up so like first off this is uh roman julius caesar you see his you see his oh yeah the sick kyle is a ████ he just stole he was he was a fanboy of all the past like big rulers right he's a white labeler he wasn't even original he's the white label ruler he's a ████ he's kirkland signature he just appropriated all that ████ none of that ████ is og maybe the iron cross right but then that s███'s celtic that ████ or like that's not even like he takes people's lives
2:31 he took that ████ from julius caesar because he was a ████ fan right he took the swastika from asians right and in aryan is because back then they didn't do uh their like archaeology ████ was like still like new it wasn't that like old yet but he thought that those were the original europeans oh yeah but there's there's but they're asian so aryan used to just be asian or he didn't know the right words maybe he didn't know yeah he was trying to say asian but he was like alien like that yeah he's really bad at asian accents too yeah hitler's a he's he's the ultimate rebrand huh he rebranded just rebranded everything bro like rachel dolezal dolezal stole m bison's outfit too he did he did steal him i kind of oh my god
3:21 is that buddhist is that is that the buddhist symbol or what i was looking at i looked up og swastika that was when the first thing that came up i think the bullets is the mirrored one the sauce is gonna need to be mirrored right yeah you don't know i came across a video and it was like the real meaning of the swastika is like peace and prosperity damn oh yeah like the buddhist one right yeah it's peace and prosperity so he just i think that's the difference just seeing it mirrored one is one is buddhist and one is i don't know which one is which but i think the one he just showed is actually the uh the non-buddhist one the buddhist one has imagine wearing this oh my god so which one are you saying no today you're wrapping it though you're like kind of repping it aren't you you're like no no you can't wear them how did you find that one well like i said i googled og swastika logo this is one of the other things do they sell both shirts on the
4:12 same site it's different options different options you find this on alibaba yeah yeah that's true in germany it's illegal to have the swastika in pictures art film anything even buddhist ████ even for like yeah for like uh like like what do you call it like period pieces when yeah when you're trying to do it for like example or whatever you can't you can't show it at all they can't afford it they can't afford so how do they teach about the holocaust if they can't show anything they ignore it they just don't talk they show old footage but they can't like animate it and make something new and all that stuff maybe that's where study abroad programs came from but like we can't teach this learn over there we're all german exchange students learn it i do wonder how that stuff comes out like for example when we see like american entertainment movies and stuff that like totally just constantly bashes on other countries like just redoing war
5:03 movies over and over again just constantly talking ████ about like japan or whatever i'm like do do they show these movies in their countries for sure they do probably not not in china you know what i'm saying like if it has anything like we're always talking ████ on like russia japan north korea like all these places yeah it's propaganda do you remember that movie the interview that they did with seth rogen yeah the north korea one they show that north korea all the time i hear i hear that all the time i feel like you're lying look see i don't know if you can see this here but the buddhist swastika oh i learned when i was a kid to tell the difference they said the buddha swastika is the person that's like walking with his feet whereas the nasty cross is one that's like hacking with a knife dude all they did is just turn it diagonally if it if it turns uh they just mirrored it and diagonaled it what a ████ bunch of stuff look at this ████
5:54 oh my god what the ████ that's so confusing that's that's the hitler cross that's a nazi cross i think steve is designing these shirts he's changing it up this is salon.com bro you bought it with the ust oh it says that they tried to reclaim the swastika that it didn't go very well no way a little ████ what company though like a buddhist company some called some company called ka design dude i want to see a bunch of buddhists like standing up and saying dude we need to take over the we need to take the swastika back no but that doesn't stand for like peace and stuff the chill they're just like that's true that's true that's true let's check this out the swastika they say the swastika is 5000 years old it's a symbol of peace the nazis took the swastika and but now the swastika is coming back together with peace together with love together with respect together with freedom and everyone's like hey ████ you guys
6:44 if the shirt wasn't such a ████ design i would wear it i like the color scheme though i'm a fan of the color scheme how long do you think until swastikas make a rebrand i'm scared i don't know about it how long know how many years we're not gonna do it when can we wear them again guys there was a there was an incident that happened like in the oc where this uh you know how like yeah the swastika is buddhist right so this girl was wearing like a jade necklace with like swastika like around the thing yeah buddha swastika yo and then like um basically she got into an altercation with this old lady that started lecturing her about the nazism and jewish ████ and like all that and she was just like i'm not a ████ nazi like and they wouldn't listen and i don't know it was like a whole news thing on it it was pretty wild that's pretty risque but i i mean like if it's still happening now yeah dude imagine because like when you
7:34 talk to a nazi back in the old days they're like i'm a hell of a nazi bro i'm a ████ absolute nazi you know what i mean like they didn't go like i'm not a nazi it's crazy how like just symbols represent something and it's hard to like break the meaning from it because when when i was up to when i was like maybe second or third grade i understood like the jewish symbol was the star of david but that's also the same shape for sheriff so i thought all sheriffs were jews up until like maybe i was like in third grade and i was like oh wait no they're actually different they might be they're fairly different yeah but i get it no i see i see where you're at you know right okay start because the star of david is only used in two two instances that i've seen the christ like the cross and then seeing the upside down cross but you're like it's still a cross it's still a t yeah but it wasn't upside down the sheriff can this ever get a rebrand no that's universal dude right well this was going through a
8:24 hard time remember when this is going oh it's all right because you can't say okay because it's a white house oh it's a white power w and then it goes like a p i guess but it's not but it's not it's supposed to be like what made you looking soccer exactly it's a 4chan prank there's a joke right and they and then these ████ idiots bought into it and they started yeah i was taking pictures like that be like ha got you and then you punched somebody right and then and i was like people were like don't do that that's that's white supremacy yeah so i'm i'm gonna say this means okay not white power and also in certain countries it means butthole so oh that big yeah we looked it up i thought this was it yeah i feel like when you go like this that's you this is me though am i right no this means because that's why it's his website spider-man yeah he does it like that he don't you don't shoot upward like rock on bro spider-man says hey rock on he's
9:15 a real metal head that guy i think symbolism is different too depending on like where you are right because like i think if you flip people off in like asia or whatever they'll just be like i like this that's true that doesn't really mean anything yeah my when my grandpa would stay with us in the summer like he he points to this middle finger because it's the longest finger right so he'll like be pointing stuff at me and i'm just like giggling because i'm a ████ stupid little kid because i i think of this right but then for him he's just like oh yeah it's that one over there yeah they like to point with their middle finger the finger's the longest i'm gonna start doing that yeah i'm sure you read with their middle finger yeah he literally reads like this or he goes to elevate he presses his middle finger does he do it like this with a thumb out real loose did he also have a super super long pinky nail to scratch and pick his nose dude imagine pissing somebody off or something that guy right
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13:27 after after dinner i didn't see that what's the e-puddle like when you're like all puddled and huddling up and you're all yeah it's like a cuddle puddle but you're all like on e yeah like kind of massaging each other you know like stroking each other's arm dude i would love to do e with my mom and my back dude huh why would you want to do it oh no i was joking i would never want to do that oh i was not jumping ketamine with my family though you guys down you guys trying to see some k holes he was mentioning doing coke before jk when it becomes legal yeah yeah i've never done it before on jk yeah that's crazy that's too hardcore man it's a small line just a smile let's do the greatest patreon run of all time for us it's not about partying it's about seeing if we can give more yeah to you know people who follow at the very end we're all going to be business partners yeah dude that's more the e
14:17 yeah i think by the very end i'll be like sleeping there and but you've never done coke yeah exactly me neither on jk i've only smoked crack you guys are crazy straight to the source huh yeah but i was a teen i feel like the things that you do as a teen you're a different person and you're allowed to test the world at that age and after you pass that phase by the time you're like well into your 20s maybe experimenting should be like chilling out and then like 30s and 40s and all that then you have a problem no no no no no incorrect i think first of all in your 30s and 40s is when you become an adult about the substances that's true it's not about doing it for parties to do it to like better your like life experience or enhance your relationships but if it's like not psychedelic and it's just like the hard ████ like you're smoking meth every day i disagree that's why we gotta do coke before we do jk dude so we can enhance our relationships and bonds
15:10 first of all give me one session me and you i will ████ enhance that ████ dude there are socially acceptable things though like mushrooms mushrooms are pretty fire though for like a psychedelic bonding experience have you ever done mushrooms no i want to do so many drugs but i'm afraid because i'm too old now i feel like because i didn't oh what are you talking about see you should have done it in your teens girl i'm telling you i wish i did all i i wish i ████ more i wish i did more drugs and i wish i drank more as a teenager joe rogan does everything he's ████ 50 something i think ████ later in life is better than earlier i think so too yeah really for sure ████ i started early everything else i never really did i never really got into but you didn't ████ much uh no i ████ a lot because i had a but you wanted to ████ more no i wish i ████ other people because i have a lot of ████ experience but not a lot of partner experience
16:01 right like i like i can count the amount of people that i ████ on one hand and it's not all my fingers well like i ████ consistently since i was 15. uh so if you ████ come on cat get those numbers up bro i know you could still be a total ████ ████ though if you ████ one guy like a thousand times yeah i'm totally such a ████ i thought because my boyfriend you should do porn i could convince him into letting me have a threesome but he's such a prude now after porn wait so with two dudes yeah oh ████ and he won't do it no he won't do it has he done it before he's had tons of threesomes well is he like bored of it you gotta give him adult drugs so they can start bonding again and or is he like is he like i don't wanna work that's a good strategy right he's just like he's lived so much when he was younger that now he's like mellowed out he's like calm is trying to be a dog dad meanwhile like i never had those years to like experiment and have
16:53 that crazy fun so now i want to do it but he's not down it's kind of like a ████ huh yeah it sounds like the train left because he just enjoyed the ride without you i know that's what i'm saying i told him he robbed me of like what's left of my best last name so he should let you go experiment i wish he says no to be fair though like you hear about like senior citizens and like senior homes and stuff that like just start ████ going crazy stds [Laughter] let's say he does let you yeah do you think you would take advantage of that yes now i would he's like i can't wait who's your top ████ list if he starts so say you guys do a threesome two guys and you yeah you would you think it would kill the mood if he cried the whole time yeah the whole time um is it loud crying or like
17:44 like quiet like like trying to hide it still the emotional car or like pain in the butt crosstalk that's like right but like you know he's he's still doing it because he's a true so much like this dude is down for the blog realistically i think i'd feel bad after but during i'd probably just keep moaning to like drown out the sound yeah just louder and louder yeah start turning up the music louder because this moment's about me it's not about you you had your moment this is my moment this is my make-a-wish let me get my nut dude you're the one that already had a threesome yeah yeah yeah so like let me live you know we'll talk about how many dudes in here can do two guys one girl i can do it but i gotta cry the whole time i'm off and steve's about dude i'm okay yeah we're crying though i'm crying but you can't would you have a preference of like whether you're in the front or in the back if it was your wife um both because
18:35 i'll kill that ████ you can like you can have another dude in the room with your chick he believes in brotherly love a pro honestly be like very very honest with myself it's possible what if in the heat of the moment right you guys are ████ doing it high fiving each other and he just goes and grabs her dicks and goes like oh ████ now a man no this is like it's like a moment man there's got to be rules you got to set rules beforehand yeah but rules are meant to be broken uh do you have to know the dude or no as weird as it sounds as i'm really trying to be serious about this question as weird as it sounds
19:25 probably be easier to freak how many years it's easier if it's a homie versus a stranger yeah it's easier if it's telling me oh ████ i i get i think if it's a stranger i'm like that's gay yeah really yeah i'm like i don't need to be in a ████ a threesome with a strange dude but he's ████ her chick though he's not gay that's worse that's what i'm saying like that's like whack for me to do that i gaze the wrong word but you know i mean for me what i would feel i'd be like why is this other dude in this space i'm not actually not thinking about the it being my girl because that sucks right now but um in the idea of hurts all of our feelings you know my own feelings right now but in the idea of it i wouldn't want to be like why i'm in the situation with a ran now now i'm doing a porn threesome with somebody i don't know so i need to get paid for it but if it's a genuine joe shirt and joe's like this rules are meant to be broken as he reaches for your dick
20:17 dude with his mouth open and ████ just listening to the rules before playing he's like yeah okay got it cool don't do that excellent cool go go go go go breaker i'm too scared man what are you scared of a hard dick like where though like in the vista in the vicinity what would be better for you a homie or a stranger if you had to do two guys bart's dick or someone you don't know stranger stickers i don't have to see them ever again right true and it's one of those things where it's like we did do it but can we just not let's forget about this but if it's a good friend then it's like you might be jet skiing together or whatever and you look over yourself often you jet ski with the maybe we might be jet skiing and we're just like just you know or like we might be on a roller coaster how often do we
21:07 ever just dude we might i don't know like we might be shooting guns or doing something else and that thought it goes into your mind look it goes into your mind and you're like just for fun i saw your dick in the mouth of my girl that's why we got that's why we gotta take the your girl out of it if you take the girl out of the variable then it's different they're not two guys in a stranger girl for example i'm gonna put a series like like let's say like my boy mike song right obviously he would never do it i don't want to but for ████ fun i'm gonna say this mike's in bro i think yeah if me and mike were there obviously it was this different random person i think no matter how ████ weird that is i'm looking at him the rest of my laughing bag we are very close yeah you got a special bond yeah especially like that i get you that's not a special one you guys got to get some matching t-shirts that says rule breaker i'd be like [Laughter] why it's not your wife that's what i'm
21:57 saying that's what i'm saying take a stranger girl oh that's different yeah that's my brother forever yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i i hear you're saying it's a half night stand i'm not saying i want that or desire i'm saying can i all the way up here to down here no it's all good one nice stand half night stand hey we're bringing we were being pretty careful on this one dude yeah we're very we're right here we're very careful i think we're trying to be honest with our answers you know yeah we do the nazi shirts we're we had a careful time thanks for coming to the careful show we'll see you guys next time [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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