0:00 I know she's a yoga lesbian now dude yeah straight up she's like married to a woman and she's like a ████ yoga person sometimes when you go yoga you go lesbian [Music] so you guys know about the TV show what is called Shark Tank yeah have you ever been on it I've never been done oh you're gonna be a shark you'd be a shark on there huh yeah would you rather pitch a business to them or would you rather be a shark I'll be the shark for sure damn I want to pitch a business oh great what kind of business me too I want it to be so ████ ridiculous that they don't know that I'm ████ around let's get it's a good troll like a good ████ troll because the only only the audience would know me like I mean like our audience would know me so it's like yeah would it be a VR machine set up
0:50 with like a you know what maybe I'll make it like uh like I'll I'll come in and I'll be like my business is called great release and then they're like what is this and it's like well okay uh flatulence and indigestion and IBS and all this is so it's a it's a thing that's hurting Americans all over you gotta say it's hurting you and me yeah and you know there's always a story like all right the great release right so you come into my center and then the ████ you get a massage and then these these guys are just ████ doing ████ yatsu on the backing and you're ████ and farting and like you're letting it go that's really good because you're constipating I'll give you 50 grand for ten percent this is one of those things where Joe
1:40 starts to sweat because all the sharks are out but Kevin's still in yeah and no one wanted Kevin yeah and Kevin's like I that's a great release I want to do a royalty deal and then Joe's like oh ████ I actually have to do this business he's like oh God so check it out uh Mr damond John has filed a lawsuit in restraining order against a former uh group of contestants from Shark Tank why because they kept bugging him well so they were blasting him all over social media this group is called the baker family they did uh I don't know if you guys ever saw this episode but I watched it for this they did this episode called Bubba's Barbecue's boneless baby back ribs and they both this baby get back yeah it's ribs and they're really good and all this ████ the Sharks all tried it
2:31 they all really liked it you want the bones though but they they got a deal with him and he started FUBU and like this yeah that guy the food dude yeah it's huge right so then um they say he was a douchebag like working with him was a nightmare and after and he says after repeated attempts to give them like the ability to correct their violations of our agreement it's unfortunate it's come to this but I'm going to do a temporary a restraining order like leave me alone wow they were trying to undermine a Business Partnership and the legal parameters they that they agreed to four years ago and so yeah he's get he got a restraining order against al Bubba Baker his wife Sabrina and his daughter Brittany for the allegations what were they doing that was that like were they bugging them too much or like so Mr John is saying that they just get to unwind
3:22 poured business decisions through slander's social media posts and and those articles are no longer going to be tolerated like we're not going to do this anymore um and it's just that it's just slandering his name and like hey I got a partnership with him you guys all saw that on TV well guess what it sucked It's like because that also can affect the show itself big time yeah and His Image and FUBU and everything that he's so basically they're just like saying like yeah Damon was mean and he's out there it's more like a defamation case exactly I see and he wants a just a restraining order just so they stop talking about him right just like oh because I thought a restraining order was just for stalkers and ████ that's what I thought yeah I never heard of it in this way before so then you just can't even address it yeah it's like leave me alone like in social media and ████ wow digitally restraining but the daughter of Barbecue's uh boneless baby back ribs
4:12 continues to publicize the Shark Tank business deal on social media causing John to take legal action against the family and she shared multiple email Communications she's taking screenshots between um their business and and Mr John's business partners and uh they said that he modified the terms of their initial deal continuously ignored their complaints and included them from important business meetings so it sounds like just a really bad marriage for business yeah I'm just like confused is Damon out there like three in the morning writing his own emails or does he have a magic you know management team that's doing this and then they're not you know it's like I'm yeah I'm so curious but they they did a lot of things right so like the daughter also shared audio of him actually talking to them like regarding business concerns
5:02 it's like a private thing and you can't post anything without playing someone know you're taking them yeah dang but this kind of makes me want to try the ribs a little bit more a little bit like I want to be like are the ribs that good are the ribs yeah yeah and I'm gonna eat it and then if it's really good then I'll be like yeah I'm on their team man you know most of those um don't pan out isn't that crazy yeah most of the shark tanks they don't even get to the Business Partnership deal they actually get vetted out behind the scenes and then usually it doesn't work out is it just because of the people that come to the show just don't really have their business stuff together or is it just the statistic was it like 90 of business fail within first five years but it's not that because like they're there to do a deal and then they get the deal but the deal doesn't usually deal doesn't matter oh somebody backs out the Fulfillment it's like 30 of the time like I guess it actually goes through it's like 70 of time it doesn't you know
5:52 what's great is the people that most of the people that don't get deals end up kind of decent because they get a little a little pop oh even for the the products that they hate like oh I want to try that yeah but they get exposure so that damn that's the man that's the driver then that um I saw an interview with the the Barbara she's um she was saying like from the deals that she's done I don't know if it's shark tank but in general right she said like uh the Partnerships the businesses like 70 of them just didn't pan out like as in like they didn't work out like they are she went in Partnership she invested she did her part she said yeah but the 30 that does well like it makes up for the 70 failures yeah it sounds like why they're there you know Mark Cuban's a billionaire why is he doing a hundred thousand dollar deals this is like maybe
6:43 this will pan out but then remember what happened with was it Barbara and that like Snuggie knockoff bro insane what happened with that it crushed it Millions she made Millions on that deal it was a total knockoff it was like yeah called something else but that's all you needed and the Huggy yeah yeah and then they were the rest of them you always use her as the example of like that's why we do it because they all said no to that one yeah and like we might as well try they're actually the biggest deal ever was the uh the ████ uh Scrub Daddy oh yeah I Scrub Daddy that was like a sponge dude it's just a ████ sponge and ring cam what didn't ring cam go oh you know I think what the ████ for real ring count was another Powerhouse one but it was called something else yeah yeah but then they rebranded it he got with Richard Branson he rebranded it and like it killed it what was it called
7:33 before like ding dong it was like it was like door I think it's called doorbot oh I would have got I would have liked ding dong better ding dong ding dong ding dong dingleberry uh dingleberry dog it makes sense why most of them don't go through because you're you only have what like 15 minutes to pitch yeah and then after they pitch it then you gotta look at the financials and then if you're actually going through some sort of acquisition Pro that could take much it's actually so the edit is 15 minutes right but you're actually it's actually multiple yeah it's like over an hour easily please put the interesting stuff they cut they super cut to everything but like a real deal could take months though oh yeah and that's what happens right so we see the televised portion but then I'm behind the scenes there's a vetting process and most people don't actually make it through that their numbers are weird the books don't make sense yeah you know another show that I
8:24 really liked and I wish I kept going is the profit with Marcus Lemonis oh yeah that was a great show that was a really good one I like that same setup no it's it's completely different because Shark Tank actually is I don't know if it's a British show but I remember as a Japanese one the Dragon one the Dragon's Den yeah so that so I don't know what came first I think definitely dragon's death that yeah and then but the Japanese one is it's ████ hilarious dude because the ████ that they say they'll talk ████ to like they'll be like you better ████ pay what are you gonna do if you can't pay me back they're like wow yeah they're like are you sure you're gonna get this money back for me because you know there's so many business people out there that talk a bit gay but I don't know about you and then like yeah and then they beg for the money dude it's so hilarious like they beg yeah give it to me please
9:14 because the culture is different yeah it's not like America where like you have a more like a friendly environment and equal human beings yeah it's like this is my boss yeah and then they roast them and I don't know it's different yeah but the profit was cool because the format was like a distressed business will reach out to him and ask them like we don't know what to do it's like Kitchen Nightmares record yeah yeah but what ends up happening is he partnered he'll actually give him an offer he'll own a part of the business he'll come in fix it and just rehab the whole thing right and then there'll be follow-ups on the next episode of past businesses and how they're doing now oh follow-ups are cool and then how it's tying into his whole network the name was really bad though calling it The Prophet yeah it was a bad name that was cool I get the dobble on
10:06 yeah yeah double talk like my parents don't even know what the ████ a profit is either way they made a profit their whole life and they don't trust psychic people what do you think should the Fixer-Upper yeah any honestly doctorbusiness just that's what it is sometimes you just goes he comes and fix he has a stethoscope and he's like or he has one of the old ones with like the little one that's true like the dog with Dr Mario just heard it and you're like oh I know what this show is about yeah say what the ████ it is dude you know what's funny is I saw a friend your friend uh Jessica on the show she was on the show yeah she actually was in our old um where we used to have they all JK office yeah because in one of the episodes I was like this brick building looks holy crap that's our office and our neighbor right next to us
10:57 apparently it was like a yoga apparel brand and then like you know that same episode you know Steve's buddy she's like a part of the yoga class that they're do I was like what the ████ is this no she's a yoga lesbian now dude yeah straight up she's like married to a woman and she's like a ████ yoga person sometimes when you go yoga you go lesbians it all started with a wheatgrass shot and she never went back yeah foreign
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