0:00 Before we answer, let's analyze what does this mean? >> Anybody who can answer the ████ question? How did we get here without Bart here? Cuz usually Bart's the first person who's like, "Okay, but we need to set the table with rules." >> both Taiwanese autistics, that's why. >> do it. They'll do it. Bart would be like, matrix resolutions? Welcome to another episode of the Careful Boys. I like her when she's on 7th Heaven, and that's it. Gross. Gross, dude. >> [laughter] >> And then he outgrew it. And then I got Yeah, I didn't like her when she got older. We haven't clapped all day. I was giving it up for Jason Cheny, who's here right now, guys. >> [applause and cheering] >> Thank you guys so much for having me. >> Thanks, man. Thank you for coming. Say something funny. You're a comedian, right? Tell a joke. Tell a ████ joke. I don't have it. >> All right. Well, how about this? Very reflective time.
0:52 And uh sometimes people get into these things called New Year's resolutions. Uh do you do you do New Year's resolutions? Uh I try to resolute every day. So, how do you How do you resolute every day? It's good for the balls. So, you just reset your ████ goals cuz you don't do them every day? Yes, exactly. You're like, "Today, I'm going to quit sugar." And then at night you drink a Coke, and you're like, "F███ me. Tomorrow." >> That's like the one Indian dude on social media who's like He like records himself in the mirror. He's like, "Day one of no jerking off." And then he like new outfit, "Day two of no jerking off." Next one's like, "Day one of no jerking off." Day one of no jerking off. Yeah, you set a goal, you achieve it, and you do it again, yeah. Yeah. You forgive yourself. Yeah, you forgive yourself. You got any You got any resolutions or thoughts on resolutions going into the new year, 2026? How old are you going to be in 2026? >> 30. 36. 36? >> You do do like resolutions every day,
1:42 though? Do you just go like, "F███ yeah, today's this goal." Uh what I I just have goals, and then I just go, "Let's just try to do it." >> not a resolution. A resolution is different from just a goal, right? >> Uh-oh. I don't think I ever had a resolute. >> What the ████ What is a resolution? >> Yeah, what? Like, just do it now. >> Now I need to know the definition It was the worst Matrix movie, that's what it is. >> [laughter] >> Actually, the action scene was really fun. It was It was all right. It was all right. >> two or three? The That was three. But the one where they When they're in the Matrix world or whatever, the real world, that all sucked. The Zion all sucked. >> Yeah, that's that's three revolutions. >> No, res- no, resolutions. Yeah, res- Matrix resolutions. A resolution is a firm decision or society-wise speaking, when we talk about New Year's resolutions, it's when people make those new changes and goals for the
2:32 entirety of the year, changing something. >> I like to not wait. >> That's not very American of you. I Really? Yeah, cuz we like to wait till the last minute. >> I do that, too. Okay. Every day. Well, then doesn't that take a lot like let's say like you start thinking about your resolutions in like November, right? You got a whole ████ 60 days to be like, I forgot. Well, you don't think about them in November. You think about them in like mid-December, like right now. >> Oh, you do? Yeah. Yeah. Like right now would be the time because by the like it's a it's like this. It's like I'm going to start eating healthy, but I'm thinking about it right now cuz it's what I want to do, but Christmas is next week. I'm going to eat crazy. Or the New Year's I'm I'm going to I'm going to party for the New Year's. So, so I'm going to let I'm going to let New Year's Eve that night be my last hurrah of like ████ round or whatever, and then starting January 1, I'm going to eat healthy, and I'm going to exercise or whatever. >> What if you think about your resolution that you forgot to do in December,
3:22 January? You think about you're like, "Oh, ████ I forgot a resolution January." Now you're going to wait ████ 11 months? You know what I mean? Typical JK video, we're not even talking about it. We're talking about the definition of it. >> [laughter] >> Like before we answer, let's analyze what does this mean? Anybody who can answer the ████ question? How did we get here without Bart here? Cuz usually Bart's the first person who's like, "Okay, but we need to set the table with rules." >> Cuz they're both Taiwanese autistics, that's why. >> do it. They'll do it. Bart would be like, matrix resolutions? >> [laughter] >> Cuz I don't think I watched that one. Yeah, he definitely hasn't seen it. For example, I got one resolution. Oh, wait. Yeah, yeah. You only have one? Right now I got one. Everyone has one. Usually one. Right now I have one, and I'm still I'm still working on the contract for myself. It's not guaranteed. I'll speak about it now, but it might it might adjust later because I'm I'm doing
4:12 negotiations right now with me and myself. All right. And the negotiation says, "I'm going to limit my drinking to once a week only." That's not going to happen, brother. No, so no drinking on any other day of the week? Like zero? Oh, no, just like one to I get to choose at the top of the week. If I drink on Sunday, I'm not drinking again Wait. >> for the for the rest of that week. >> Sunday. >> Yeah, but if I didn't drink from Sunday to Friday, and it's Saturday, I'm No, no rollovers. No rollovers crazy. No rollover credits? No rollovers. You're one of those cell phone companies. New cell phone company. You're fascist, bro. Is that how resolution works? You think about it, and you build up like the rules of engagement? I think Yeah, everybody makes their own rules, for sure. >> What's your rule? Can you Do you have to hit it? What? Like the resolution, do you have to hit your resolution, or can you be like, "I'm going to try my best." >> Yeah, what's the consequence if you don't hit it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could
5:02 be super disciplined like some gangster great people out there that are like, "I'm going sober." I'm like, "I'm not going to do that to myself. I think I'm going to fail." You're like, "Day one of no drinking for a week." And then day one of no drinking for a week. >> Yeah. Yeah. All right. But I can give myself the only way that I'm going to even try to get better at something that I want to get better at. And again, this is more so in line with you kids on the way, so I kind of just want to get better at it. I'm going to give myself some backstops. I'm going to be like, uh drink only once a week, or maybe I'm also asterisk except for very, very unique occasions, you know? Like Like birthdays. Like JK News. >> sports book, yeah, at JK News. If it's someone else's like occasion, yeah, you kind of have to, right? >> Then he's going to schedule like five birthdays in a week, and go, "Oh, I have to go." He's like, "Can we do a five
5:53 schedule at JK News?" Maybe I'm only doing it like for like the first like four months. You know? And then after that, I'm like, "Cool, I did it. I feel good. Now whatever, back to my regular scheduled programming." >> What's the reason that you have to limit drinking, though? Like is it Do you feel like it's had a negative impact in some way? Uh honestly, no. I'm very I'm a happy guy when I'm when I'm drinking. You're about to have a baby, right? That's the whole idea. >> Yeah, we're having a baby, and then also for me personally, I don't have I've never really had long-standing routine. It's like I can kind of try and get into a flow, and then I'm I'm bouncing to God knows where for whatever car salesman ████ I got to do or whatever, right? Um but now because I've like with me and her, we made the decision. I just finished my last job in Hong Kong. I'm not going to travel until the end of April. So, I'm staying I'm staying put.
6:43 >> Wow. End of April? That's like the longest you've been in town. >> Exactly. Exactly. If something huge comes up that takes me to LA, and I have to, she's she's willing to let me go because if an emergency happens, I can get back home. But I can't necessarily hop on a flight from like the East Coast or like anywhere else in the world. You know? So, like if if there's something that's manageable, and it's like, "This is smart for us as a family that I have to go take this job." Cool. But other than that, I'm staying home, which means that I can actually for once in the last like 20 years have a routine. >> like I should say congrats on you being home. >> Yeah, legit. Legit. [laughter] >> Cuz I know you've been wanting to do that forever. >> It's kind of a big deal. It's like It's like It's a big deal. I'm a little scared, too, though, right? Like, yeah. Um but but because I finally have the ability to do a routine, like I don't even go grocery shopping because like what's the point of me going to buy
7:33 groceries, and then I'm I'm bouncing. Yeah. You know? So, like so I don't I don't get into a rhythm of like cooking or blah blah blah. So, I want to get into rhythm. >> see you at the store. >> [laughter] >> That's crazy. Oh, weird. >> That's cool. Anthony at the store? into a rhythm. I'm trying to get into a workout rhythm and flow, you know? It's not like work out as much as you can when you're home, and then go to like some random hotel, and then you don't have a program because you're just using whatever's available. >> You're going to be the buffest, healthiest, most disciplined version. Which is why I have to try and add things like New Year's resolutions to like Well, doesn't that also mean that you'll be dancing considerably less? I actually think I want to try and get into another mini resolution that I'm negotiating with myself is to try and get into a routine of dancing more for myself. Not necessarily for work, but like to just create again. >> That sounds so gay. I know. I know. >> That's the first thought I had. >> [laughter] >> I want to dance for myself. I know. I
8:25 know. I walked into that one. >> for others. When do I ever dance for me? >> [laughter] >> Oh, that's sick, though, dude. That's cool. >> nice. Yeah, cuz you could have replaced it with like jujitsu, and it doesn't sound gay. >> Yeah. It just sounds gay. >> It's just dance. >> That's stupid. It is. >> [laughter] >> I'm going to jujitsu for myself. THAT'S TRUE. NOBODY NO MATTER WHAT YOU REPLACE IT WITH, IF IT'S FOR YOU, any man is like, "I need to do it for me." >> You're going up a belt by yourself? [laughter] It reminds me of when a buddy of mine, he told me he's like, "When do I do ever do anything for myself?" And I was like, "Oh, never say that again around me." Cuz he was using it as an excuse to buy a boat. And I'm like, "Never ever say that again around me, dude. I My grandparents were in the ████ Great Depression, dude. We Men don't get to talk like this." I need some me time. >> Yeah. It's a It's an art thing. You wouldn't get it. >> [laughter] >> But I mean, to me, it's also like if I'm
9:16 choosing I'm I'm turning down jobs right now, so I don't bounce. >> But like have you placed like an embargo on like jobs coming in before now and April? In terms of >> Like where you promised Nina that you'll say no to every offer that takes you out of town. >> Yeah, I've already I've already been turning down stuff. Oh my god, I'm going to do some fake ass pranks on you, bro. Oh. Hello. Dear, we are from Russia. We want you come here. >> They never call my cell phone with an accent. >> [laughter] >> One million dollar gig. Hello, come to Philippines, please. 10 million 10 million. I'll be like, "I know that's a lie. You're talking about pesos." >> Every day I'm going to call >> [laughter] >> Every day I'm going to be a different booker. Do you have like a monetary threshold where you're like, "If the job is over X dollars, then I'm going to do it." >> I'm doing it. Not not from like end of January to like March like with a newborn there like it's just >> for like a hundred thousand dollars. >> I think because you love Nina so much
10:07 that that even if you didn't have the the New Year's resolution, when you see the baby you see her I think you would just do whatever to for the fam. I really think so. I mean I will agree with Joe though like everybody's got a price. So like if she looks at me and she's like go. Hopefully she's good for the future. Yeah, it's like one job. >> If you if you're going to give me a hundred thousand dollars and I could pay my mom or her mom ten thousand to just chill with it at the home. >> Exactly. >> [clears throat] >> Or or come to JK 50% off. Yeah. >> Hopefully see you a bunch. See you cow. [gasps] That's cool, man. But yeah, I'm just I'm trying to make some some resolutions in order to to work with a new lifestyle. >> To build a new structure, yeah, makes sense. Dang. It's That's weird. It's going to be weird. It's going to be weird to like to know that you're home. Yeah, I'm going to be like, "Hey, what are you guys doing?"
10:58 >> [laughter] >> I'll be like, "Dude, Anthony's freaking bugging, bro." Bugaboo. I'd like to warn doses. >> [laughter] >> Someone get this guy a job overseas. Hello, this is the Philippines. [laughter] Hello, ten million to come here, please dance for us, please. Anthony. When do you ever dance by yourself? >> [laughter] >> Come dance by yourself in Manila.
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