0:00 [Music] so i don't want to assume here but uh are you a ricky martin fan i was until you became gay i was when i was growing up but then yeah he did become gay or not became but then he came out gay uh but yeah he was ████ fine i mean he's still very attractive so when he came out you're like bart will do well i was already older so he kind of was like you kind of like ricky martin yeah were you his fan when he was in menudo uh menudo was way before my time but thank you no it's not no it's not it's wrong [Laughter] class of 65 you were kids but i heard about his nephew yeah he's gay too ████
0:50 yeah listen to this yeah so recently yeah ricky martin uh was in a lawsuit uh or pretty much was accused by his nephew of having a sexual relationship and then harassing him afterwards damn that's crazy his nephew must be how old was the nephew though when this happened uh i believe i believe he is 21 years old oh we got what happened 21 year old nephew yeah hey you don't even want to ████ twins so shut up yeah that's true that's weird though that's weird that's incest bro it's gonna be twin brothers that's what i ████ up oh nick's good with twin brothers no that's still incest to me bro you know
1:41 what i mean but you said it was fun that he's 21 so you're okay with it so maybe no no i just thought like you know i just want to see how good looking his nephew is that's all so he's okay with incest he's just not okay with pedophilia is what it is exactly yeah yeah yeah he's got to be above 18 bro at least what if they're 18 in a different country where you know with the tigers that's not up to me that's not up to me that's up to their government so he's not cool with siblings but he's okay with nephews that are twenty-one and over he said eighteen because yesterday he was not cool with twitter he was not cool with twins yeah this whole is sweating so hard right now what are your dark secrets did you piece of ████ dry dude come check them out drive them hey do your first stand take a whiff too nah so the nephew had claimed that he and ricky had a seven month sexual affair
2:31 and after it ended ricky began stalking and harassing him rickley uh ricky strongly denied the allegations saying he never had a sexual relationship with man and the singer's legal team said that the nephew suffers from mental issues and i think he first found out because the nephew had obtained a temporary restraining order um but ricky and his team you know weren't in court or anything so he molested his down syndrome nephew that's whoa ricky martin could have any dude he wants bro you don't think so you don't think any woman too man he's hot yeah bro he can throw it down and he chooses his nephew hey hey hey hey remember he's gay why would he choose any woman that he wants no she said that i said dude he could have any duty the people who get uh whatever attacked are always by people who are the closest ones it's like family members yeah that's true that's true i found that out recently recently in like a in this case so he's saying
3:21 that he got attacked but he's attacking you know what i mean the nephew says that ricky attacked him but i gotta really is attacking right but how good looking is a nephew too because if he's uglier than ricky martin i don't believe it let me show you this and it's an easy there's an easy way to figure it out figure it out okay i'm what you call a victim you you gotta have a lineup of penises right there we go ricky martens is one of them if the nephew can go that one then we know that ricky martin did the thing oh oh ████ this is just all allegations yeah you're right this is the nephew in case you were wondering oh she's pretty nice hair she's pretty wait what that sounds ugly dude no no no no hey that's not ugly ricky ricky martin compared to ricky yeah but that's a professional photo versus he ain't trying to touch that though yeah but he didn't get a
4:11 professional photo that's [Laughter] small asian ████ the guy with the cowboy boots and ████ and the belt buckle and the cowboy hat you know what i mean you know that was a big buckle too did you see that he was like i thought he liked william hung does he because he did the song because it's his most famous cover yeah she bangs that's a ricky martin song that's a william hung song original now it is well done william he outdid ricky dude man did were you there when we saw william hung at the restaurant
5:01 uh it was garden cafe right it was garden yeah he was kind of a little this one ████ and ████ alhambra right here wait he was a dick oh can we get a picture with you and then the mom comes in no no no no pictures no pictures oh i wasn't asking you ████ i was actually ████ william can i suck your dick right now bro yes or no of course that looks weird man he was very handsome dude he is is william hung more handsome than ricky martin's nephew oh they're about to say they're about the same man really hey no disrespect is that how you feel it's about the same yeah ballpark um i just felt like he looked exactly the way he does on tv in person so i wasn't disappointed wait mom yeah yeah yeah so but is he ugly or is he good looking that fool looked like a fish he's accurate bro is he ugly or is he good-looking
5:51 he's not someone's dick i want to suck is that what you want to eat whoa hey whoa whoa whoa whoa you married lady you handling your boy real quick i just asked people hey my guy hey my guy oh my god william is ugly as ████ he's not good that's his teeth is rotty man hey listen you wallow dude he's one of the most best looking guys in ████ asian celebrities celebrity hey william hunger huh [Laughter] who do i want to ████ yeah see me go simulator or william huh dude come on easy what's my answer [Laughter] hey william he got his proportions all right he's hung hey you know what got some short ass legs i don't like that ████ william hung probably got ass bro he probably got some cheeks on him yo he's got a badunka dunk now yeah does he
6:42 oh yeah dude when we saw him at the restaurant that was extra thick yeah he got something he got some thighs on him you know you know he's a he's a professional poker player and motivational speaker now excuse me yeah how do you know this i follow him we're friends go to the seminars to follow your dreams dude we did karaoke together and he invited himself on stephen nicki's podcast what yeah so i'm coming over so what are we gonna do the podcast huh that fool's teeth are crazy you know like in the you know like in the cartoon where the piano falls from the thing and then the keys come up his teeth dude i've never like if you ever wanted to frame that piano drum i want to see what an apple looks like after he bites into it
7:34 if he bites into an apple you can identify who he is immediately because his teeth are ████ crazy williams teeth look like lychee seeds it's ████ clear and there's like a black core on the inside for some reason ain't no disrespect to him though but when he's back hey we should be dunking on ricky martin right now i'm italian i just say a bunch of offensive ████ and i just go no i learned about ricky martin because of william that's tight dude i didn't know ricky martin who's better looking he's united william hung or jack ma william hung yes i agree bro he got his teeth now he actually he actually looks good here i didn't see that at garden cafe i got him cafe he probably had his veneers out grills what's up honestly grills jack ma looks like a skinnier version of william hunt yeah jack ma looks like he's ate something sour all the time you know what the only reason why jack ma's face looks like a saran
8:25 wrapped over some bones like he just smushes his face against the glass at all times it just stayed that way oh ████ jackpot's a ████ gangster did you see that speech that he made before he disappeared where he was where a reporter asked him how do you feel about stealing other people's brands and he goes well you could sue me as much as you want i'll just make more than you ever sue me for yep yep that was pretty good and then he made this face then this face happened dude but this is the face of a true gangster he said that ████ publicly that was ████ dope what's that called hat size man ████ eight and a half okay okay how about this how about this has she not reappeared yet he did a little bit he did he's not dead or anything like that yeah he's he's just quiet he hasn't done his shows though he's
9:16 been tranquil you know what i mean i like his annual shows that he's nice he's a docile member of the communist party now you know yeah but william did set asian people back a little bit when he when he did the little uh american idol thing that ████ got under my skin a little bit really i thought it empowered me of course you dude you're not getting under your skin more than uh what's what's that in the hangover when it shows a little dick with all the people that one got under my skin a little bit i mean i think i feel like that set asians back good amount here's the thing about ken jong right and he's he did put this out publicly he goes you know at the time like would i do that now absolutely not but his his his mentality was that i i had to get my foot through this door and then i'm gonna change it later which he did so at least he followed up with that much more than his foot yes yeah he put his little dick also at the same time he's a stand-up comedian playing a role yeah william
10:07 hung is being himself and he's setting people back right yeah i mean it's different what's worse my buddy paul kim when he went to american idol his mission was to audition and do that ████ to erase what william hung did to asian people on that show did he sing ricky martin oh let me tell you something he did and he banged he banged it was great but when he did that i think for him like it was such a weird setback for a lot of like asian dudes who could sing who wanted i mean filipino people they've been singing forever yeah and i feel like that one thing just erased all that ████ kai disappeared you know like oh my god you know
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